<table><tr><th>Omeka ID</th><th>Omeka URL</th><th>Title</th><th>Subject</th><th>Description</th><th>Creator</th><th>Source</th><th>Publisher</th><th>Date</th><th>Contributor</th><th>Rights</th><th>Relation</th><th>Format</th><th>Language</th><th>Type</th><th>Identifier</th><th>Coverage</th><th>Is Required By</th><th>Is Referenced By</th><th>Is Replaced By</th><th>Is Version Of</th><th>Has Version</th><th>License</th><th>Mediator</th><th>Medium</th><th>Provenance</th><th>References</th><th>Replaces</th><th>Requires</th><th>Rights Holder</th><th>Spatial Coverage</th><th>Table Of Contents</th><th>Temporal Coverage</th><th>Date Copyrighted</th><th>Access Rights</th><th>Accrual Method</th><th>Accrual Periodicity</th><th>Accrual Policy</th><th>Alternative Title</th><th>Audience</th><th>Audience Education Level</th><th>Bibliographic Citation</th><th>Conforms To</th><th>Date Accepted</th><th>Date Available</th><th>Is Part Of</th><th>Date Created</th><th>Date Issued</th><th>Date Modified</th><th>Date Submitted</th><th>Date Valid</th><th>Extent</th><th>Has Format</th><th>Has Part</th><th>Abstract</th><th>Instructional Method</th><th>Is Format Of</th><th>Original Format</th><th>Venue</th><th>URL</th><th>Transcription</th><th>To</th><th>TEI File</th><th>Summary</th><th>Publication Type</th><th>Publication</th><th>Pseudonym</th><th>Physical Dimensions</th><th>Bibliography</th><th>Occupation</th><th>Ngram Text</th><th>Ngram Date</th><th>Location</th><th>From</th><th>Event Type</th><th>Death</th><th>Birthplace</th><th>Birth</th><th>Biographical Text</th><th>Files</th><th>Tags</th></tr><tr><td>170</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/170</td><td>'A Child's Dream of a Star'</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. I, No. 2, 6 April 1850, pp. 25-26</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-i/page-25.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-i/page-25.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1850-04-06&quot;&gt;1850-04-06&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Short+story&quot;&gt;Short story&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1850-04-06-A_Childs_Dream_Star</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles. 'A Child's Dream of a Star' (6 April 1850). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/short-stories/1850-04-06-A_Childs_Dream_Star&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/short-stories/1850-04-06-A_Childs_Dream_Star&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>There was once a child, and he strolled about a good deal, and thought of a number of things. He had a sister, who was a child too, and his constant companion. These two used to wonder all day long. They wondered at the beauty of the flowers; they wondered at the height and blueness of the sky; they wondered at the depth of the bright water; they wondered at the goodness and the power of GOD who made the lovely world. They used to say to one another, sometimes, Supposing all the children upon earth were to die, would the flowers, and the water, and the sky, be sorry? They believed they would be sorry. For, said they, the buds are the children of the flowers, and the little playful streams that gambol down the hill-sides are the children of the water; and the smallest bright specks, playing at hide and seek in the sky all night, must surely be the children of the stars; and they would all be grieved to see their playmates, the children of men, no more. There was one clear shining star that used to come out in the sky before the rest, near the church spire, above the graves. It was larger and more beautiful, they thought, than all the others, and every night they watched for it, standing hand in hand at a window. Whoever saw it first, cried out, &amp;quot;I see the star!&amp;quot; And often they cried out both together, knowing so well when it would rise, and where. So they grew to be such friends with it, that, before lying down in their beds, they always looked out once again, to bid it good night; and when they were turning round to sleep, they used to say, &amp;quot;God bless the star!&amp;quot; But while she was still very young, oh very very young, the sister drooped, and came to be so weak that she could no longer stand in the window at night; and then the child looked sadly out by himself, and when he saw the star, turned round and said to the patient pale face on the bed, &amp;quot;I see the star!&amp;quot; and then a smile would come upon the face, and a little weak voice used to say, &amp;quot;God bless my brother and the star!&amp;quot; And so the time came, all too soon! when the child looked out alone, and when there was no face on the bed; and when there was a little grave among the graves, not there before; and when the star made long rays down towards him, as he saw it through his tears. Now, these rays were so bright, and they seemed to make such a shining way from earth to Heaven, that when the child went to his solitary bed, he dreamed about the star; and dreamed that, lying where he was, he saw a train of people taken up that sparkling road by angels. And the star, opening, showed him a great world of light, where many more such angels waited to receive them. All these angels, who were waiting, turned their beaming eyes upon the people who were carried up into the star; and some came out from the long rows in which they stood, and fell upon the people&amp;#039;s necks, and kissed them tenderly, and went away with them down avenues of light, and were so happy in their company, that lying in his bed he wept for joy. But, there were many angels who did not go with them, and among them one he knew. The patient face that once had lain upon the bed was gloried and radiant, but his heart found out his sister among all the host. His sister&amp;#039;s angel lingered near the entrance of the star, and said to the leader among those who had brought the people thither: &amp;quot;Is my brother come?&amp;quot; And he said &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; She was turning hopefully away, when the child stretched out his arms, and cried &amp;quot;O, sister, I am here! Take me!&amp;quot; and then she turned her beaming eyes upon him, and it was night; and the star was shining into the room, making long rays down towards him as he saw it through his tears. From that hour forth, the child looked out upon the star as on the Home he was to go to, when his time should come; and he thought that he did not belong to the earth alone, but to the star too, because of his sister&amp;#039;s angel gone before. There was a baby born to be a brother to the child; and while he was so little that he never yet had spoken word, he stretched his tiny form out on his bed, and died. Again the child dreamed of the opened star, and of the company of angels, and the train of people, and the rows of angels with their beaming eyes all turned upon those people&amp;#039;s faces. Said his sister&amp;#039;s angel to the leader: &amp;quot;Is my brother come?&amp;quot; And he said &amp;quot;Not that one, but another.&amp;quot; As the child beheld his brother&amp;#039;s angel in her arms, he cried, &amp;quot;O, sister, I am here! Take me! &amp;quot;And she turned and smiled upon him, and the star was shining. He grew to be a young man, and was busy at his books, when an old servant came to him, and said: &amp;quot;Thy mother is no more. I bring her blessing on her darling son!&amp;quot; Again at night he saw the star, and all that former company. Said his sister&amp;#039;s angel to the leader: &amp;quot;Is my brother come?&amp;quot; And he said, &amp;quot;Thy mother!&amp;quot; A mighty cry of joy went forth through all the star, because the mother was re-united to her two children. And he stretched out his arms and cried, &amp;quot;O, mother, sister, and brother, I am here! Take me!&amp;quot; And they answered him &amp;quot;Not yet,&amp;quot; and the star was shining. He grew to be a man, whose hair was turning grey, and he was sitting in his chair by the reside, heavy with grief, and with his face bedewed with tears, when the star opened once again. Said his sister&amp;#039;s angel to the leader, &amp;quot;Is my brother come?&amp;quot; And he said, &amp;quot;Nay, but his maiden daughter.&amp;quot; And the man who had been the child saw his daughter, newly lost to him, a celestial creature among those three, and he said &amp;quot;My daughter&amp;#039;s head is on my sister&amp;#039;s bosom, and her arm is round my mother&amp;#039;s neck, and at her feet there is the baby of old time, and I can bear the parting from her, GOD be praised!&amp;quot; And the star was shining. Thus the child came to be an old man, and his once smooth face was wrinkled, and his steps were slow and feeble, and his back was bent. And one night as he lay upon his bed, his children standing round, he cried, as he had cried so long ago: &amp;quot;I see the star!&amp;quot; They whispered one another &amp;quot;He is dying.&amp;quot; And he said, &amp;quot;I am. My age is falling from me like a garment, and I move towards the star as a child. And O, my Father, now I thank thee that it has so often opened, to receive those dear ones who await me!&amp;quot; And the star was shining; and it shines upon his grave.</td><td>18500406</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/5/A_Child_s_Dream_of_a_Star/1850-04-06-A_Childs_Dream_Star.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>16</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/16</td><td>'A Child's Hymn'</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words &lt;/em&gt;vol. XIV (6 December 1856).</td><td>Charles, Dickens</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Household Words &lt;/em&gt;Volume XIV (6 December 1856): p. 21.; &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xiv/page-593.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;noopener&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xiv/page-593.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1856-12-06&quot;&gt;1856-12-06&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Poem&quot;&gt;Poem&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1856-12-06_Household_Words_A_Childs_Hymn</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles. 'A Child's Hymn' from &lt;em&gt;The Wreck of the Golden Mary&lt;/em&gt; (6 December 1856), &lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;, Volume XIV, p. 21. &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://dickenssearch.com/verse/1856-12-06_Household_Words_A_Childs_Hymn&quot;&gt;https://dickenssearch.com/verse/1856-12-06_Household_Words_A_Childs_Hymn&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;https://dickenssearch.com/teibp/dist/content/1856-12-06_Household_Words_A_Childs_Hymn.xml&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;noopener&quot;&gt;'A Child's Hymn.' &lt;em&gt;Household Words &lt;/em&gt;vol. XIV (6 December 1856): p. 593.&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Hear my prayer, O! Heavenly Father, Ere I lay me down to sleep; Bid thy Angels, pure and holy, Round my bed their vigil keep. My sins are heavy, but Thy mercy Far outweighs them every one; Down before Thy Cross I cast them, Trusting in Thy help alone. Keep me through this night of peril Underneath its boundless shade; Take me to Thy rest, I pray Thee, When my pilgrimage is made. None shall measure out Thy patience By the span of human thought; None shall bound the tender mercies Which Thy Holy Son has bought. Pardon all my past transgressions, Give me strength for days to come; Guide and guard me with Thy blessing Till Thy Angels bid me home.</td><td>18561206</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/3/A_Child_s_Hymn/1856-12-06_Household_Words_A_Childs_Hymn.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>176</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/176</td><td>'Bob Tarter's Parody'</td><td></td><td>Published in 'The Schoolboy's Story,' &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. VIII, no. 196, New Year Number, 18 February 1854, pp. 409-13.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-viii/page-610.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-viii/page-610.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1854-02-18&quot;&gt;1854-02-18&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Poem&quot;&gt;Poem&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1854-02-18-Bob-Tarters-Parody</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles. 'Bob Tarter's Parody' (18 February 1854). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/verse/1854-02-18-Bob-Tarters-Parody&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/verse/1854-02-18-Bob-Tarters-Parody&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Who made believe to be so meek That we could hardly hear him speak, Yet turned out an Informing Sneak? Old Cheeseman.</td><td>18540218</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/3/Bob_Tarter_s_Parody/1854-2-18-Bob_Tarters_Parody.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>131</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/131</td><td>'Hidden Light'</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt; vol. X (26 August 1854), co-author Adelaide Anne Procter.</td><td>Dickens, Charles; Procter, Adelaide Anne</td><td>&lt;div class=&quot;element-text&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Volume X (26 August 1854): p. 37.&lt;/div&gt;; &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/indexes/articles/hidden-light.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;noopener&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/indexes/articles/hidden-light.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1854-08-26&quot;&gt;1854-08-26&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Poem&quot;&gt;Poem&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1854-08-26-Household_Words_Hidden_Light</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Dickens, Charles and Adelaide Anne Procter. 'Hidden Light.' &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;, Volume X, p. 37.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date].&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://dickenssearch.com/verse/1854-08-26_Household_Words_Hidden_Light&quot;&gt;https://dickenssearch.com/verse/1854-08-26_Household_Words_Hidden_Light&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;https://dickenssearch.com/teibp/dist/content/1854-08-26_Household_Words_Hidden_Light.xml&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;noopener&quot;&gt;'Hidden Light.' &lt;em&gt;Household Words &lt;/em&gt;vol. X (26 August 1854): p. 37.&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>I MUCH mistrust the voice That says all hearts are cold: That mere self-interest reigns, And all is bought and bold. I much mistrust the man Who will not strive to find Some latent virtue in The soul of all mankind. Yes! If you say the fount Is seal&amp;#039;d and dry, I know It needs a wiser hand To make the waters flow. If you will still appeal To Evil rife in all, I know a demon band Will answer to your call. But when the Lord was gone, The Lord who came to save, Two Angels fair and bright Sat watching by the grave. And from that blessed hour, With an immortal mien, In every tomb of Good Some Angel sits unseen. The spell to bring it forth? With lowly gentle mind, With patient love and trust, Go seek &ndash; and ye shall find!</td><td>18540826</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/3/Hidden_Light/1854-08-26_Household_Words_Hidden_Light.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>171</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/171</td><td>&lt;em&gt;A House to Let &lt;/em&gt;(1858 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words, &lt;/em&gt;Vol. XVIII, Extra Christmas Number, December 1858, pp. 18-23.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journal Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xviii/page-590.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xviii/page-590.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1858-12-07&quot;&gt;1858-12-07&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1858-12-07-A_House_to_Let</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wilkie Collins. 'Over the Way' (No.1), pp. 1-6.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Elizabeth Gaskell. 'The Manchester Marriage' (No.2), pp. 6-17.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens, 'Going into Society' (No.3), pp. 17-23.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adelaide Anne Procter, 'Three Evenings in the House' (No.4), pp. 23-26.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wilkie Collins, 'Trottle's Report' (No.5), pp. 26-32.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wilkie Collins and Charles Dickens, 'Let at Last' (No.6), pp. 32-36.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al. &lt;em&gt;A House to Let&lt;/em&gt; (7 December 1858). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1858-12-07-A_House_to_Let&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1858-12-07-A_House_to_Let&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>At one period of its reverses, the House fell into the occupation of a Showman. He was found registered as its occupier, on the parish books of the time when he rented the House, and there was therefore no need of any clue to his name. But, he himself was less easy to be found; for, he had led a wandering life, and settled people had lost sight of him, and people who plumed themselves on being respectable were shy of admitting that they had ever known anything of him. At last, among the marsh lands near the river&amp;#039;s level, that lie about Deptford and the neighbouring market-gardens, a Grizzled Personage in velveteen, with a face so cut up by varieties of weather that he looked as if he had been tattoo&amp;#039;d, was found smoking a pipe at the door of a wooden house on wheels. The wooden house was laid up in ordinary for the winter near the mouth of a muddy creek; and everything near it, the foggy river, the misty marshes, and the steaming market-gardens, smoked in company with the grizzled man. In the midst of this smoking party, the funnel-chimney of the wooden house on wheels was not remiss, but took its pipe with the rest in a companionable manner. On being asked if it were he who had once rented the House to Let, Grizzled Velveteen looked surprised, and said yes. Then his name was Magsman? That was it, Toby Magsman&mdash;which lawfully christened Robert; but called in the line, from a infant, Toby. There was nothing agin Toby Magsman, he believed? If there was suspicion of such&mdash;mention it! There was no suspicion of such, he might rest assured. But, some inquiries were making about that House, and would he object to say why he left it? Not at all; why should he? He left it, along of a Dwarf. Along of a Dwarf? Mr. Magsman repeated, deliberately and emphatically, Along of a Dwarf. Might it be compatible with Mr. Magsman&amp;#039;s inclination and convenience, to enter, as a favour, into a few particulars? Mr. Magsman entered into the following particulars. It was a long time ago, to begin with;&mdash; afore lotteries and a deal more, was done away with. Mr. Magsman was looking about for a good pitch, and he see that house, and he says to himselt, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll have you, it you&amp;#039;re to be had. If money&amp;#039;ll get you, I&amp;#039;ll have you.&amp;quot; The neighbours cut up rough, and made complaints; but Mr. Magsman don&amp;#039;t know what they would have had. It was a lovely thing. First of all, there was the canvass, representin the picter of the Giant, in Spanish trunks and a ruff, who was himself half the heighth of the house, and was run up with a line and pulley to a pole on the roof, so that his Ed was coeval with the parapet. Then, there was the canvass, representin the picter of the Albina lady, showin her white air to the Army and Navy in correct uniform. Then, there was the canvass, representin the picter of the Wild Indian a scalpin a member of some foreign nation. Then, there was the canvass, representin the picter of a child of a British Planter, seized by two Boa Constrictors&mdash;not that we never had no child, nor no Constrictors neither. Similiarly, there was the canvass, representin the picter of the Wild Ass of the Prairies&mdash;not that we never had no wild asses, nor wouldn&amp;#039;t have had &amp;#039;em at a gift. Last, there was the canvass, representin the picter of the Dwarf, and like him too (considerin), with George the Fourth in such a state of astonishment at him as His Majesty couldn&amp;#039;t with his utmost politeness and stoutness express. The front of the House was so covered with canvasses, that there wasn&amp;#039;t a spark of daylight ever visible on that side. &amp;quot;MAGSMAN&amp;#039;S AMUSEMENTS,&amp;quot; fifteen foot long by two foot high, ran over the front door and parlor winders. The passage was a Arbour of green baize and gardenstuff. A barrel-organ performed there unceasing. And as to respectability,&mdash;if threepence ain&amp;#039;t respectable, what is? But, the Dwarf is the principal article at present, and he was worth the money. He was wrote up as MAJOR TPSCHOFFKI, OF THE IMPERIAL BULGRADERIAN BRIGADE. Nobody couldn&amp;#039;t pronounce the name, and it never was intended anybody should. The public always turned it, as a regular rule, into Chopski. In the line he was called Chops; partly on that account, and partly because his real name, if he ever had any real name (which was very dubious), was Stakes. He was a un-common small man, he really was. Certainly, not so small as he was made out to be, but where is your Dwarf as is? He was a most uncommon small man with a most uncommon large Ed; and what he had inside that Ed, nobody never knowed but himself: even supposin himself to have ever took stock of it, which it would have been a stiff job for even him to do. The kindest little man as never growed! Spirited, but not proud. When he travelled with the Spotted Baby&mdash;though he knowed himself to be a nat&amp;#039;ral Dwarf, and knowed the Baby&amp;#039;s spots to be put upon him artificial, he nursed that Baby like a mother. You never heerd him give a ill-name to a Giant. He did allow himself to break out into strong language respectin the Fat Lady from Norfolk; but that was an affair of the &amp;#039;art; and when a man&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;art has been trifled with by a lady, and the preference giv to a Indian, he ain&amp;#039;t master of his actions. He was always in love, of course; every human nat&amp;#039;ral phenomenon is. And he was always in love with a large woman; I never knowed the Dwarf as could be got to love a small one. Which helps to keep &amp;#039;em the Curiosities they are. One sing&amp;#039;ler idea he had in that Ed of his, which must have meant something, or it wouldn&amp;#039;t have been there. It was always his opinion that he was entitled to property. He never would put his name to anything. He had been taught to write, by the young man without arms, who got his living with his toes (quite a writing-master he was, and taught scores in the line), but Chops would have starved to death, afore he&amp;#039;d have gained a bit of bread by putting his hand to a paper. This is the more curious to bear in mind, because HE had no property, nor hope of property, except his house and a sarser. When I say his house, I mean the box, painted and got up outside like a reg&amp;#039;lar six-roomer, that he used to creep into, with a diamond ring (or quite as good to look at) on his forefinger, and ring a little bell out of what the Public believed to be the Drawing-room winder. And when I say a sarser, I mean a Chancy sarser in which he made a collection for himself at the end of every Entertainment. His cue for that, he took from me: &amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, the little man will now walk three times round the Cairawan, and retire behind the curtain.&amp;quot; When he said anything important, in private life, he mostly wound it up with this form of words, and they was generally the last thing he said to me at night afore he went to bed. He had what I consider a fine mind&mdash;a poetic mind. His ideas respectin his property, never come upon him so strong as when he sat upon a barrel-organ and had the handle turned. Arter the wibration had run through him a little time, he would screech out, &amp;quot;Toby, I feel my property coming&mdash;grind away! I&amp;#039;m counting my guineas by thousands, Toby&mdash;grind away! Toby, I shall be a man of fortun! I feel the Mint a jingling in me, Toby, and I&amp;#039;m swelling out into the Bank of England!&amp;quot; Such is the influence of music on a poetic mind. Not that he was partial to any other music but a barrel-organ; on the contrairy, hated it. He had a kind of a everlasting grudge agin the Public: which is a thing you may notice in many phenomenons that get their living out of it. What riled him most in the nater of his occupation was, that it kep him out of Society. He was continiwally sayin, &amp;quot;Toby, my ambition is, to go into Society. The curse of my position towards the Public, is, that it keeps me hout of Society. This don&amp;#039;t signify to a low beast of a Indian; he an&amp;#039;t formed for Society. This don&amp;#039;t signify to a Spotted Baby; he an&amp;#039;t formed for Society.&mdash;I am.&amp;quot; Nobody never could make out what Chops done with his money. He had a good salary, down on the drum every Saturday as the day come round, besides having the run of his teeth&mdash;and he was a Woodpecker to eat&mdash;but all Dwarfs are. The sarser was a little income, bringing him in so many halfpence that he&amp;#039;d carry &amp;#039;em, for a week together, tied up in a pocket handkercher. And yet he never had money. And it couldn&amp;#039;t be the Fat Lady from Norfolk, as was once supposed; because it stands to reason that when you have a animosity towards a Indian which makes you grind your teeth at him to his face, and which can hardly hold you from Goosing him audible when he&amp;#039;s going through his War-Dance&mdash;it stands to reason you wouldn&amp;#039;t under them circumstances deprive yourself, to support that Indian in the lap of luxury. Most unexpected, the mystery come out one day at Egham Eaces. The Public was shy of bein pulled in, and Chops was ringin his little bell out of his drawing-room winder, and was snarlin to me over his shoulder as he kneeled down with his legs out at the back-door&mdash;for he couldn&amp;#039;t be shoved into his house without kneeling down, and the premises wouldn&amp;#039;t accommodate his legs&mdash;was snarlin, &amp;quot;Here&amp;#039;s a precious Public for you; why the Devil don&amp;#039;t they tumble up?&amp;quot; when a man in the crowd holds up a carrier-pigeon, and cries out, &amp;quot;If there&amp;#039;s any person here as has got a ticket, the Lottery&amp;#039;s just drawed, and the number as has come up for the great prize is three, seven, forty-two! Three, seven, forty-two!&amp;quot; I was givin the man to the Furies myself, for calling off the Public&amp;#039;s attention&mdash;for the Public will turn away, at any time, to look at anything in preference to the thing showed &amp;#039;em; and if you doubt it, get &amp;#039;em together for any indiwidual purpose on the face of the earth, and send only two people in late, and see if the whole company an&amp;#039;t far more interested in takin particular notice of them two than of you&mdash;I say, I wasn&amp;#039;t best pleased with the man for callin out, and, wasn&amp;#039;t blessin him in my own mind, when I see Chops&amp;#039;s little bell fly out of winder at a old lady, and he gets up and kicks his box over, exposin the whole secret, and he catches hold of the calves of my legs and he says to me, &amp;quot;Carry me into the wan, Toby, and throw a pail of water over me or I&amp;#039;m a dead man, for I&amp;#039;ve come into my property!&amp;quot; Twelve thousand odd hundred pound, was Chops&amp;#039;s winnins. He had bought a half-ticket for the twenty-five thousand prize, and it had come up. The first use he made of his property, was, to offer to fight the Wild Indian for five hundred pound a side, him with a poisoned darnin-needle and the Indian with a club; but the Indian bein in want of backers to that amount, it went no further. Arter he had been mad for a week&mdash;in a state of mind, in short, in which, if I had let him sit on the organ for only two minutes, I believe he would have bust&mdash;but we kep the organ from him&mdash;Mr. Chops come round, and behaved liberal and beautiful to all. He then sent for a young man he knowed, as had a wery genteel appearance and was a Bonnet at a gaming-booth (most respectable brought up, father havin been imminent in the livery stable line but unfort&amp;#039;nate in a commercial crisis through paintin a old grey, ginger-bay, and sellin him with a Pedigree), and Mr. Chops said to this Bonnet, who said his name was Normandy, which it wasn&amp;#039;t: &amp;quot;Normandy, I&amp;#039;m a goin into Society. Will you go with me?&amp;quot; Says Normandy: &amp;quot;Do I understand you, Mr. Chops, to hintimate that the &amp;#039;ole of the expenses of that move will be borne by yourself?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Correct,&amp;quot; says Mr. Chops. &amp;quot;And you shall have a Princely allowance too.&amp;quot; The Bonnet lifted Mr. Chops upon a chair, to shake hands with him, and replied in poetry, with his eyes seeminly fall of tears: &amp;quot;My boat is on the shore, And my bark is on the sea, And I do not ask for more, But I&amp;#039;ll Go;&mdash;along with thee.&amp;quot; They went into Society, in a chay and four greys with silk jackets. They took lodgings in Pall Mall, London, and they blazed away. In consequence of a note that was brought to Bartlemy Fair in the autumn of next year by a servant, most wonderful got up in milk-white cords and tops, I cleaned myself and went to Pall Mall, one evenin appinted. The gentlemen was at their wine arter dinner, and Mr. Chops&amp;#039;s eyes was more fixed in that Ed of his than I thought good for him. There was three of &amp;#039;em (in company, I mean), and I knowed the third well. When last met, he had on a white Roman shirt, and a bishop&amp;#039;s-mitre covered with leopard-skin, and played the clarionet all wrong, in a band at a Wild Beast Show. This gent took on not to know me, and Mr. Chops said: &amp;quot;Gentlemen, this is a old friend of former days:&amp;quot; and Normandy looked at me through a eye-glass, and said, &amp;quot;Magsman, glad to see you!&amp;quot;&mdash;which I&amp;#039;ll take my oath he wasn&amp;#039;t. Mr. Chops, to git him convenient to the table, had his chair on a throne (much of the form of George the Fourth&amp;#039;s in the canvass), but he hardly appeared to me to be King there in any other pint of view, for his two gentlemen ordered about like Emperors. They was all dressed like May-Day&mdash;gorgeous!&mdash;and as to Wine, they &amp;#039;swam in all sorts. I made the round of the bottles, first separate (to say I had done it), and then mixed &amp;#039;em all together (to say I had done it), and then tried two of &amp;#039;em as half-and-half, and then t&amp;#039;other two. Altogether, I passed a pleasin evenin, but with a tendency to feel. muddled, until I considered it good manners to get up and say, &amp;quot;Mr. Chops, the best of friends must part, I thank you for the wariety of foreign drains you have stood so &amp;#039;ansome, I looks towards you in red wine, and I takes my leave.&amp;quot; Mr. Chops replied, &amp;quot;If you&amp;#039;ll just hitch me out of this over your right arm, Magsman, and carry me downstairs, I&amp;#039;ll see you out.&amp;quot; I said I couldn&amp;#039;t think of such a thing, but he would have it, so I lifted him off his throne. He smelt strong of Maideary, and I couldn&amp;#039;t help thinking as I carried him down that it was like carrying a large bottle full of wine, with a rayther ugly stopper, a good deal out of proportion. When I set him on the door-mat in the hall, he kep me close to him by holding on to my coat-collar, and he whispers: &amp;quot;I an&amp;#039;t &amp;#039;appy, Magsman.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s on your mind, Mr. Chops?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;They don&amp;#039;t use me well. They an&amp;#039;t grateful to me. They puts me on the mantelpiece when I won&amp;#039;t have in more Champagne-wine, and they locks me in the sideboard when I won&amp;#039;t give up my property.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Get rid of &amp;#039;em, Mr. Chops.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t. We&amp;#039;re in Society together, and what would Society say?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Come out of Society,&amp;quot; says I. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t. You don&amp;#039;t know what you&amp;#039;re talking about. When you have once gone into Society, you mustn&amp;#039;t come out of it.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Then if you&amp;#039;ll excuse the freedom, Mr. Chops,&amp;quot; were my remark, shaking my head grave, &amp;quot; I think it&amp;#039;s a pity you ever went in.&amp;quot; Mr. Chops shook that deep Ed of his, to a surprisin extent, and slapped it half a dozen times with his hand, and with more Wice than I thought were in him. Then, he says, &amp;quot; You&amp;#039;re a good feller, but you don&amp;#039;t understand. Good night, go along. Magsman, the little man will now walk three times round the Cairawan, and retire behind the curtain.&amp;quot; The last I see of him on that occasion was his tryin, on the extremest werge of insensibility, to climb up the stairs, one by one, with his hands and knees. They&amp;#039;d have been much too steep for him, if he had been sober; but he wouldn&amp;#039;t be helped. It warn&amp;#039;t long after that, that I read in the newspaper of Mr. Chops&amp;#039;s being presented at court. It was printed, &amp;quot; It will be recol-lected &amp;quot;&mdash;and I&amp;#039;ve noticed in my life, that it is sure to be printed that it will be recollected, whenever it won&amp;#039;t&mdash;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;that Mr. Chops is the individual of small stature, whose brilliant success in the last State Lottery attracted so much attention.&amp;quot; Well, I says to myself, Such is life! He has been and done it in earnest at last! He has astonished George the Fourth! (On account of which, I had that canvass new-painted, him with a bag of money in his hand, a presentin it to George the Fourth, and a lady in Ostrich Feathers fallin in love with him in a bag-wig, sword, and buckles correct.) I took the House as is the subject of pre-sent inquiries though not the honor of bein acquainted&mdash;and I run, Magsman&amp;#039;s Amusements in it thirteen months&mdash;sometimes one thing, sometimes another, sometimes nothin particular, but always all the canvasses outside. One night, when we had played the last company out, which was a shy company through its raining Heavens hard, I was takin a pipe in the one pair back along with the young man with the toes, which I had taken on for a month (though he never drawed&mdash;except on paper), and I heard a kickin at the street door. &amp;quot;Halloa!&amp;quot; I says to the young man, &amp;quot;what&amp;#039;s up!&amp;quot; He rubs his eyebrows with his toes, and he says, &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t imagine, Mr. Magsman &amp;quot; which he never could imagine nothin, and was monotonous company. The noise not leavin off, I laid down my pipe, and I took up a candle, and I went down and opened the door. I looked out into the street; but nothin could I see, and nothin was I aware of, until I turned round quick, because some creetur run between my legs into the passage. There was Mr. Chops! &amp;quot;Magsman,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;take me, on the hold terms, and you&amp;#039;ve got me; if it&amp;#039;s done, say done!&amp;quot; I was all of a maze, but I said, &amp;quot;Done, sir.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Done to your done, and double done!&amp;quot; says he. &amp;quot;Have you got a bit of supper in the house?&amp;quot; Bearin in mind them sparklin warieties of foreign drains as we&amp;#039;d guzzled away at in Pall Mall, I was ashamed to offer him cold sassages and gin-and- water; but he took &amp;#039;em both and took &amp;#039;em free; havin a chair for his table, and sittin down at it on a stool, like hold times. I, all of a maze all the while. It was arter he had made a clean sweep of the sassages (beef, and to the best of my calculations two pound and a quarter), that the wisdom as was in that little man, began to come out of him like prespiration. &amp;quot;Magsman,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;look upon me! You see afore you, One as has both gone into Society and come out.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh! You are out of it, Mr. Chops? How did you get out, sir?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;SOLD OUT!&amp;quot; says he. You never saw the like of the wisdom as his Ed expressed, when he made use of them two words. &amp;quot;My friend Magsman, I&amp;#039;ll impart to you a discovery I&amp;#039;ve made. It&amp;#039;s wallable; it&amp;#039;s cost twelve thousand five hundred pound; it may do you good in life.&mdash;The secret of this matter is, that it ain&amp;#039;t so much that a person goes into Society, as that Society goes into a person.&amp;quot; Not exactly keeping up with his meanin, I shook my head, put on a deep look, and said, &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re right there, Mr. Chops.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Magsman,&amp;quot; he says, twitchin me by the leg, &amp;quot;Society has gone into me, to the tune of every penny of my property.&amp;quot; I felt that I went pale, and though natrally a bold speaker, I couldn&amp;#039;t hardly say, &amp;quot;Where&amp;#039;s Normandy?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Bolted. With the plate,&amp;quot; said Mr. Chops. &amp;quot;And t&amp;#039;other one?&amp;quot;&mdash;meaning him as formerly wore the bishop&amp;#039;s mitre. &amp;quot;Bolted. With the jewels,&amp;quot; said Mr. Chops. I sat down and looked at him, and he stood up and looked at me. &amp;quot;Magsman,&amp;quot; he says, and he seemed to myself to get wiser as he got hoarser; &amp;quot;Society, taken in the lump, is all dwarfs. At the court of Saint James&amp;#039;s, they was all a doin my hold bisness&mdash;all a goin three times round the Cairawan, in the hold Court-suits and properties. Elsewheres, they was most of &amp;#039;em ringin their little bells out of make-believes. Everywheres, the sarser was a goin round, Magsman, the sarser is the uniwersal Institution!&amp;quot; I perceived, you understand, that he was soured by his misfortuns, and I felt for Mr. Chops. &amp;quot;As to Fat Ladies,&amp;quot; says he, giving his Ed a tremendious one agin the wall, &amp;quot;there&amp;#039;s lots of them in Society, and worse than the original. Hers was a outrage upon Taste&mdash;simply a outrage upon Taste&mdash;awakenin contempt&mdash; carryin its own punishment in the form of a Indian!&amp;quot; Here he giv himself another tremendious one. &amp;quot;But theirs, Magsman, theirs is mercenary outrages. Lay in Cashmeer shawls, buy bracelets, strew &amp;#039;em and a lot of &amp;#039;andsome fans and things about your rooms, let it be known that you give away like water to all as come to admire, and the Fat Ladies that don&amp;#039;t exhibit for so much down upon the drum, will come from all the pints of the compass to flock about you, whatever you are. They&amp;#039;ll drill holes in your &amp;#039;art, Magsman, like a Cullender. And when you&amp;#039;ve no more left to give, they&amp;#039;ll laugh at you to your face, and leave you to have your bones picked dry by Wulturs, like the dead Wild Ass of the Prairies that you deserve to be!&amp;quot; Here he giv himself the most tremendious one of all, and dropped. I thought he was gone. His Ed was so heavy, and he knocked it so hard, and he fell so stoney, and the sassagerial disturbance in him must have been so immense, that I thought he was gone. But, he soon come round with care, and he sat up on the floor, and he said to me, with wisdom comin out of his eyes, if ever it come: &amp;quot;Magsman! The most material difference between the two states of existence through which your unappy friend has passed;&amp;quot; he reached out his poor little hand, and his tears dropped down on the moustachio which it was a credit to him to have done his best to grow, but it is not in mortals to command success, &amp;#039;&mdash;the difference is this. When I was out of Society, I was paid light for being seen. When I went into Society, I paid heavy for being seen. I prefer theformer, even if I wasn&amp;#039;t forced upon it. Give me out through the trumpet, in the hold way, tomorrow.&amp;quot; Arter that, he slid into the line again as easy as if he had been iled all over. But, the organ was kep from him, and no allusions was ever made, when a company was in, to his property. He got wiser every day; his views of Society and the Public was luminous, bewilderin, awful; and his Ed got bigger and bigger as his Wisdom expanded it. He took well, and pulled &amp;#039;em in most excellent fur nine weeks. At the expiration of that period, when his Ed was a sight, he expressed one evenin, the last Company havin been turned out, and the door shut, a wish to have a little music. &amp;quot;Mr. Chops,&amp;quot; I said (I never dropped the &amp;quot;Mr.&amp;quot; with him; the world might do it, but not me); &amp;quot;Mr. Chops, are you sure as you are in a state of mind and body to sit upon the organ?&amp;quot; His answer was this: &amp;quot;Toby, when next met with on the tramp, I forgive her and the Indian. And I am.&amp;quot; It was with fear and trembling that I began to turn the handle; but he sat like a lamb. It will be my belief to my dying day, that I see his Ed expand as he sat; you may therefore judge how great his thoughts was. He sat out all the changes, and then he come off. &amp;quot;Toby,&amp;quot; he says, with a quiet smile, &amp;quot; the little man will now walk three times round the Cairawan, and retire behind the curtain.&amp;quot; When we called him in the morning, we found him gone into a much better Society than mine or Pall Mall&amp;#039;s. I giv Mr. Chops as comfortable a funeral as lay in my power, followed myself as Chief, and had the George the Fourth canvass carried first, in the form of a banner. But, the House was so dismal arterwards, that I giv it up, and took to the Wan again. &mdash; &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t triumph,&amp;quot; said Jarber, folding up the second manuscript, and looking hard at Trottle. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t triumph over this worthy creature. I merely ask him if he is satisfied now?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;How can he be anything else? &amp;quot; I said, answering for Trottle, who sat obstinately silent. &amp;quot;This time, Jarber, you have not only read us a delightfully amusing story, but you have also answered the question about the House. Of course it stands empty now. Who would think of taking it after it had been turned into a caravan? &amp;quot; I looked at Trottle, as I said those last words, and Jarber waved his hand indulgently in the same direction. &amp;quot;Let this excellent person speak,&amp;quot; said Jarber. &amp;quot; You were about to say, my good man? &amp;quot;&mdash; &amp;quot;I only wished to ask, sir,&amp;quot; said Trottle, doggedly, &amp;quot;if you could kindly oblige me with a date or two, in connection with that last story?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A date!&amp;quot; repeated Jarber. &amp;quot;What does the man want with dates!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I should be glad to know, with great respect,&amp;quot; persisted Trottle, &amp;quot;if the person named Magsman was the last tenant who lived in the House. It&amp;#039;s my opinion&mdash;if I may be excused for giving it&mdash;that he most decidedly was not.&amp;quot; With those words, Trottle made a low bow, and quietly left the room. There is no denying that Jarber, when we were left together, looked sadly discomposed. He had evidently forgotten to inquire about dates; and, in spite of his magnificent talk about his series of discoveries, it was quite as plain that the two stories he had just read, had really and truly exhausted his present stock. I thought myself bound, in common gratitude, to help him out of his embarrassment by a timely suggestion. So I proposed that he should come to tea again, on the next Monday evening, the thirteenth, and should make such inquiries in the meantime, as might enable him to dispose triumphantly of Trottle&amp;#039;s objection. He gallantly kissed my hand, made a neat little speech of acknowledgment, and took his leave. For the rest of the week I would not encourage Trottle by allowing him to refer to the House at all. I suspected he was making his own inquiries about dates, but I put no questions to him. On Monday evening, the thirteenth, that dear unfortunate Jarber came, punctual to the appointed time. He looked so terribly harassed, that he was really quite a spectacle of feebleness and fatigue. I saw, at a glance, that the question of dates had gone against him, that Mr. Magsman had not been the last tenant of the House, and that the reason of its emptiness was still to seek. &amp;quot;What I have gone through,&amp;quot; said Jarber, &amp;quot;words arc not eloquent enough to tell. Oh, Sophonisba, I have begun another series of discoveries! Accept the last two as stories laid on your shrine; and wait to blame me for leaving your curiosity unappeased, until you have heard Number Three.&amp;quot; Number Three looked like a very short manuscript, and I said as much. Jarber explained to me that we were to have some poetry this time. In the course of his investigations he had stepped into the Circulating Library, to seek for information on the one important subject. All the Library-people knew about the House was, that a female relative of the last tenant as they believed, had, just after that tenant left, sent a little manuscript poem to them which she described as referring to events that had actually passed in the House; and which she wanted the proprietor of the Library to publish. She had written no address on her letter; and the proprietor had kept the manuscript ready to be given back to her (the publishing of poems not being in his line) when she might call for it. She had never called for it; and the poem had been lent to Jarber, at his express request, to read to me. Before he began, I rang the bell for Trottle; being determined to have him present at the new reading, as a wholesome check on his obstinacy. To my surprise Peggy answered the bell, and told me that Trottle had stepped out, without saying where. I instantly felt the strongest possible conviction that he was at his old tricks: and that his stepping out in the evening, without leave, meant Philandering. Controlling myself on my visitor&amp;#039;s account, I dismissed Peggy, stifled my indignation, and prepared, as politely as might be, to listen to Jarber.</td><td>18581207</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/A_House_to_Let_[1858_Christmas_Number]/1858-12-07-A_House_to_Let.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/A_House_to_Let_[1858_Christmas_Number]/1858-12-07-Going_Into_Society.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>172</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/172</td><td>&lt;em&gt;A Round of Stories by the Christmas Fire &lt;/em&gt;(1852 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words, &lt;/em&gt;Vol. VI, Extra Christmas Number, 25 December 1852, pp. 1-36.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-vi/page-573.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-vi/page-573.html&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-vi/page-577.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-vi/page-577.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1852-12-25&quot;&gt;1852-12-25&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1852-12-25-A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Poor Relation's Story' (No.1), pp. 1-5.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Child's Story' (No.2), pp. 5-7.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;William Moy Thomas. 'Somebody's Story' (No.3), pp. 7-11.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Elizabeth Gaskell. 'The Nurse's Story' (No.4), pp. 11-20.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Edmund Ollier. 'The Host's Story' (No.5), pp. 20-21.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Reverend James White. 'The Grandfather's Story' (No.6), pp. 21-25.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Edmund Saul Dixon. 'The Charwoman's Story' (No.7), pp. 25-27.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Harriet Martineau. 'The Deaf Playmate's Story' (No.8), pp. 27-30.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Samuel Sidney. 'The Guest's Story' (No.9), pp. 30-33.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eliza Griffiths. 'The Mother's Story' (No.10), pp. 33-36.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al. &lt;em&gt;A Round of Stories by the Christmas Fire &lt;/em&gt;(25 December 1852). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Edited by Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1852-12-25-A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1852-12-25-A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>He was very reluctant to take precedence of so many respected members of the family, by beginning the round of stories they were to relate as they sat in a goodly circle by the Christmas fire; and he modestly suggested that it would be more correct if &amp;quot;John our esteemed host&amp;quot; (whose health he begged to drink) would have the kindness to begin. For as to himself, he said, he was so little used to lead the way, that really&mdash; But as they all cried out here, that he must begin, and agreed with one voice that he might, could, would, and should begin, he left off rubbing his hands, and took his legs out from under his armchair, and did begin. I have no doubt (said the poor relation) that I shall surprise the assembled members of our family, and particularly John our esteemed host to whom we are so much indebted for the great hospitality with which he has this day entertained us, by the confession I am going to make. But, if you do me the honor to be surprised at anything that falls from a person so unimportant in the family as I am, I can only say that I shall be scrupulously accurate in all I relate. I am not what I am supposed to be. I am quite another thing. Perhaps before I go farther, I had better glance at what I am supposed to be. It is supposed, unless I mistake&mdash;the assembled members of our family will correct me if I do, which is very likely (here the poor relation looked mildly about him for contradiction); that I am nobody&amp;#039;s enemy but my own. That I never met with any particular success in anything. That I failed in business because I was unbusiness-like and credulous&mdash;in not being prepared for the interested designs of my partner. That I failed in love, because I was ridiculously trustful&mdash;in thinking it impossible that Christiana could deceive me. That I failed in my expectations from my uncle Chill, on account of not being as sharp as he could have wished in worldly matters. That, through life, I have been rather put upon and disappointed, in a general way. That I am at present a bachelor of between fifty-nine and sixty years of age, living on a limited income in the form of a quarterly allowance, to which I see that John our esteemed host wishes me to make no further allusion. The supposition as to my present pursuits and habits is to the following effect. I live in a lodging in the Clapham Road&mdash;a very clean back room, in a very respectable house&mdash;where I am expected not to be at home in the day-time, unless poorly; and which I usually leave in the morning at nine o&amp;#039;clock, on pretence of going to business. I take my breakfast&mdash;my roll and butter, and my half-pint of coffee&mdash;at the old established coffee-shop near Westminster Bridge; and then I go into the City&mdash;I don&amp;#039;t know why&mdash; and sit in Garraway&amp;#039;s Coffee House, and on &amp;#039;Change, and walk about, and look into a few offices and counting-houses where some of my relations or acquaintance are so good as to tolerate me, and where I stand by the fire if the weather happens to be cold. I get through the day in this way until five o&amp;#039;clock, and then I dine: at a cost, on the average, of one and threepence. Having still a little money to spend on my evening&amp;#039;s entertainment, I look into the old-established coffee-shop as I go home, and take my cup of tea, and perhaps my bit of toast. So, as the large hand of the clock makes its way round to the morning hour again, I make my way round to the Clapham Road again, and go to bed when I get to my lodging&mdash;fire being expensive, and being objected to by the family on account of its giving trouble and making a dirt. Sometimes, one of my relations or acquaintances is so obliging as to ask me to dinner. Those are holiday occasions, and then I generally walk in the Park. I am a solitary man, and seldom walk with anybody. Not that I am avoided because I am shabby; for I am not at all shabby, having always a very good suit of black on (or rather Oxford mixture, which has the appearance of black and wears much better); but I have got into a habit of speaking low, and being rather silent, and my spirits are not high, and I am sensible that I am not an attractive companion. The only exception to this general rule is the child of my first cousin, Little Frank. I have a particular affection for that child, and he takes very kindly to me. He is a diffident boy by nature; and in a crowd he is soon run over, as I may say, and forgotten. He and I, however, get on exceedingly well. I have a fancy that the poor child will in time succeed to my peculiar position in the family. We talk but little; still, we understand each other. We walk about, hand in hand; and without much speaking he knows what I mean, and I know what he means. When he was very little indeed, I used to take him to the windows of the toy-shops, and show him the toys inside. It is surprising how soon he found out that I would have made him a great many presents if I had been in circumstances to do it. Little Frank and I go and look at the outside of the Monument&mdash; he is very fond of the Monument&mdash;and at the Bridges, and at all the sights that are free. On two of my birthdays we have dined on a-la-mode beef, and gone at half-price to the play, and been deeply interested. I was once walking with him in Lombard Street, which we often visit on account of my having mentioned to him that there are great riches there&mdash; he is very fond of Lombard Street&mdash; when a gentleman said to me as he passed by, &amp;quot;Sir, your little son has dropped his glove.&amp;quot; I assure you, if you will excuse my remarking on so trivial a circumstance, this accidental mention of the child as mine, quite touched my heart and brought the foolish tears into my eyes. When little Frank is sent to school in the country, I shall be very much at a loss what to do with myself, but I have the intention of walking down there once a month and seeing him on a half holiday. I am told he will then be at play upon the Heath; and if my visits should be objected to, as unsettling the child, I can see him from a distance without his seeing me, and walk back again. His mother comes of a highly genteel family, and rather disapproves, I am aware, of our being too much together. I know that I am not calculated to improve his retiring disposition; but I think he would miss me beyond the feeling of the moment, if we were wholly separated. When I die in the Clapham Road, I shall not leave much more in this world than I shall take out of it ; but, I happen to have a miniature of a bright-faced boy, with a curling head, and an open shirt-frill waving down his bosom (my mother had it taken for me, but I can&amp;#039;t believe that it was ever like), which will be worth nothing to sell, and which I shall beg may be given to Frank. I have written my dear boy a little letter with it, in which I have told him that I felt very sorry to part from him, though bound to confess that I knew no reason why I should remain here. I have given him some short advice, the best in my power, to take warning of the consequences of being nobody&amp;#039;s enemy but his own; and I have endeavoured to comfort him for what I fear he will consider a bereavement, by pointing out to him that I was only a superfluous something to every one but him, and that having by some means failed to find a place in this great assembly, I am better out of it. Such (said the poor relation, clearing his throat and beginning to speak a little louder) is the general impression about me. Now, it is a remarkable circumstance which forms the aim and purpose of my story, that this is all wrong. This is not my life, and these are not my habits. I do not even live in the Clapham Road. Comparatively speaking, I am very seldom there. I reside, mostly, in a&mdash;I am almost ashamed to say the word, it sounds so full of pretension&mdash;in a Castle. I do not mean that it is an old baronial habitation, but still it is a building always known to every one by the name of a Castle. In it, I preserve the particulars of my history; they run thus: It was when I first took John Spatter (who had been my clerk) into partnership, and when I was still a young man of not more than five-and-twenty, residing in the house of my uncle Chill from whom I had considerable expectations, that I ventured to propose to Christiana. I had loved Christiana, a long time. She was very beautiful, and very winning in all respects. I rather mistrusted her widowed mother, who I feared was of a plotting and mercenary turn of mind; but, I thought as well of her as I could, for Christiana&amp;#039;s sake. I never had loved any one but Christiana, and she had been all the world, and O far more than all the world, to me, from our childhood! Christiana accepted me with her mother&amp;#039;s consent, and I was rendered very happy indeed. My life at my Uncle Chill&amp;#039;s was of a spare dull kind, and my garret chamber was as dull, and bare, and cold, as an upper prison room in some stern northern fortress. But, having Christiana&amp;#039;s love, I wanted nothing upon earth. I would not have changed my lot with any human being. Avarice was, unhappily, my Uncle Chill&amp;#039;s master-vice. Though he was rich, he pinched, and scraped, and clutched, and lived miserably. As Christiana had no fortune, I was for some time a little fearful of confessing our engagement to him; but, at length I wrote him a letter, saying how it all truly was. I put it into his hand one night, on going to bed. As I came down stairs next morning, shivering in the cold December air; colder in my uncle&amp;#039;s unwarmed house than in the street, where the winter sun did sometimes shine, and which was at all events enlivened by cheerful faces and voices passing along; I carried a heavy heart towards the long, low breakfast-room in which my uncle sat. It was a large room with a small fire, and there was a great bay window in it which the rain had marked in the night as if with the tears of houseless people. It stared upon a raw yard, with a cracked stone pavement, and some rusted iron railings half uprooted, whence an ugly out-building that had once been a dissecting-room (in the time of the great surgeon who had mortgaged the house to my uncle), stared at it. We rose so early always, that at that time of the year we breakfasted by candle-light. When I went into the room, my uncle was so contracted by the cold, and so huddled together in his chair behind the one dim candle, that I did not see him until I was close to the table. As I held out my hand to him, he caught up his stick (being infirm, he always walked about the house with a stick), and made a blow at me, and said, &amp;quot;You fool!&amp;quot; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Uncle.&amp;quot; I returned, &amp;quot;I didn&amp;#039;t expect you to be so angry as this.&amp;quot; Nor had I expected it, though he was a hard and angry old man. &amp;quot;You didn&amp;#039;t expect!&amp;quot; said he; &amp;quot;when did you ever expect? When did you ever calculate, or look forward, you contemptible dog?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;These are hard words, uncle!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hard words? Feathers, to pelt such an idiot as you with,&amp;quot; said he. &amp;quot;Here! Betsy Snap! Look at him!&amp;quot; Betsey Snap was a withered, hard-favored, yellow old woman&mdash; our only domestic&mdash;always employed, at this time of the morning, in rubbing my uncle&amp;#039;s legs. As my uncle adjured her to look at me, he put his lean grip on the crown of her head, she kneeling beside him, and turned her face towards me. An involuntary thought connecting them both with the Dissecting Room, as it must often have been in the surgeon&amp;#039;s time, passed across my mind in the midst of my anxiety. &amp;quot;Look at the snivelling milksop !&amp;quot; said my uncle. &amp;quot;Look at the baby! This is the gentleman who, people say, is nobody&amp;#039;s enemy but his own. This is the gentleman who can&amp;#039;t say no. This is the gentleman who was making such large profits in his business that he must needs take a partner, t&amp;#039;other day. This is the gentleman who is going to marry a wife without a penny, and who falls into the hands of Jezabels who are speculating on my death!&amp;quot; I knew, now, how great my uncle&amp;#039;s rage was; for nothing short of his being almost beside himself would have induced him to utter that concluding word, which he held in such repugnance that it was never spoken or hinted at before him on any account. &amp;quot;On my death,&amp;quot; he repeated, as if he were defying me by defying his own abhorrence of the word. &amp;quot;On my death&mdash; death&mdash; Death! But I&amp;#039;ll spoil the speculation. Eat your last under this roof, you feeble wretch, and may it choke you!&amp;quot; You may suppose that I had not much appetite for the breakfast to which I was bidden in these terms; but, I took my accustomed seat. I saw that I was repudiated henceforth by my uncle; still I could bear that very well, possessing Christiana&amp;#039;s heart. He emptied his basin of bread and milk as usual, only that he took it on his knees with his chair turned away from the table where I sat. When he had done, he carefully snuffed out the candle; and the cold, slate-coloured, miserable day looked in upon us. &amp;quot;Now, Mr. Michael,&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;before we part, I should like to have a word with these ladies in your presence.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;As you will, sir,&amp;quot; I returned; &amp;quot;but you deceive yourself, and wrong us, cruelly, if you suppose that there is any feeling at stake in this contract but pure, disinterested, faithful love.&amp;quot; To this, he only replied, &amp;quot;You lie!&amp;quot; and not one other word. We went, through half-thawed snow and half-frozen rain, to the house where Christiana and her mother lived. My uncle knew them very well. They were sitting at their breakfast and were surprised to see us at that hour. &amp;quot;Your servant, ma&amp;#039;am,&amp;quot; said my uncle, to the mother. &amp;quot;You divine the purpose of my visit, I dare say, ma&amp;#039;am. I understand there is a world of pure, disinterested, faithful love cooped up here. I am happy to bring it all it wants, to make it complete. I bring you your son-in-law, ma&amp;#039;am&mdash; and you, your husband, miss. The gentleman is a perfect stranger to me, but I wish him joy of his wise bargain.&amp;quot; He snarled at me as he went out, and I never saw him again. It is altogether a mistake (continued the poor relation) to suppose that my dear Christiana, over-persuaded and influenced by her mother, married a rich man, the dirt from whose carriage wheels is often, in these changed times, thrown upon me as she rides by. No, no. She married me. The way we came to be married rather sooner than we intended, was this. I took a frugal lodging and was saving and planning for her sake, when, one day, she spoke to me with great earnestness, and said: &amp;quot;My dear Michael, I have given you my heart. I have said that I loved you, and I have pledged myself to be your wife. I am as much yours through all changes of good and evil as if we had been married on the day when such words passed between us. I know you well, and know that if we should be separated and our union broken off, your whole life would be shadowed, and all that might, even now, be stronger in your character for the conflict with the world would then be weakened to the shadow of what it is!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;God help me, Christiana!&amp;quot; said I. &amp;quot;You speak the truth.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Michael!&amp;quot; said she, putting her hand in mine, in all maidenly devotion, &amp;quot;let us keep apart no longer. It is but for me to say that I can live contented upon such means as you have, and I well know you are happy. I say so from my heart. Strive no more alone; let us strive together. My dear Michael, it is not right that I should keep secret from you what you do not suspect, but what distresses my whole life. My mother: without considering that what you have lost, you have lost for me, and on the assurance of my faith: sets her heart on riches, and urges another suit upon me, to my misery. I cannot bear this, for to bear it is to be untrue to you. I would rather share your struggles than look on. I want no better home than you can give me. I know that you will aspire and labor with a higher courage if I am wholly yours, and let it be so when you will!&amp;quot; I was blest indeed, that day, and a new world opened to me. We were married in a very little while, and I took my wife to our happy home. That was the beginning of the residence I have spoken of; the Castle we have ever since inhabited together, dates from that time. All our children have been born in it. Our first child&mdash; now married&mdash; was a little girl, whom we called Christiana. Her son is so like Little Frank, that I hardly know which is which. The current impression as to my partner&amp;#039;s dealings with me is also quite erroneous. He did not begin to treat me coldly, as a poor simpleton, when my uncle and I so fatally quarrelled; nor did he afterwards gradually possess himself of our business and edge me out. On the contrary, he behaved to me with the utmost good faith and honor. Matters between us, took this turn:&mdash; On the day of my separation from my uncle, and even before the arrival at our counting-house of my trunks (which he sent after me, not carriage paid), I went down to our room of business, on our little wharf, overlooking the river; and there I told John Spatter what had happened. John did not say, in reply, that rich old relatives were palpable facts, and that love and sentiment were moonshine and fiction. He addressed me thus: &amp;quot;Michael,&amp;quot; said John. &amp;quot;We were at school together, and I generally had the knack of getting on better than you, and making a higher reputation.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You had, John,&amp;quot; I returned. &amp;quot;Although,&amp;quot; said John, &amp;quot;I borrowed your books, and lost them; borrowed your pocket- money, and never repaid it; got you to buy my damaged knives at a higher price than I had given for them new; and to own to the windows that I had broken.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;All not worth mentioning, John Spatter,&amp;quot; said I, &amp;quot;but certainly true.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;When you were first established in this infant business, which promises to thrive so well,&amp;quot; pursued John, &amp;quot;I came to you, in my search for almost any employment, and you made me your clerk.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Still not worth mentioning, my dear John Spatter,&amp;quot; said I; &amp;quot;still, equally true.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And finding that I had a good head for business, and that I was really useful to the business, you did not like to retain me in that capacity, and thought it an act of justice soon to make me your partner.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Still less worth mentioning than any of those other little circumstances you have recalled, John Spatter,&amp;quot; said I; &amp;quot;for I was, and am, sensible of your merits and my deficiencies.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Now my good friend,&amp;quot; said John, drawing my arm through his, as he had had a habit of doing at school; while two vessels outside the windows of our counting-house&mdash;which were shaped like the stern windows of a ship&mdash;went lightly down the river with the tide, as John and I might then be sailing away in company, and in trust and confidence, on our voyage of life; &amp;quot;let there, under these friendly circumstances, be a right understanding between us. You are too easy, Michael. You are nobody&amp;#039;s enemy but your own. If I were to give you that damaging character among our connexion, with a shrug, and a shake of the head, and a sigh; and if I were further to abuse the trust you place in me&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But you never will abuse it at all, John,&amp;quot; I observed. &amp;quot;Never!&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;but l am putting a case&mdash;I say, and if I were further to abuse that trust by keeping this piece of our common affairs in the dark, and this other piece in the light, and again this other piece in the twilight, and so on, I should strengthen my strength, and weaken your weakness, day by day, until at last I found myself on the high road to fortune, and you left behind on some bare common, a hopeless number of miles out of the way.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Exactly so,&amp;quot; said I. &amp;quot;To prevent this, Michael,&amp;quot; said John Spatter, &amp;quot;or the remotest chance of this, there must be perfect openness between us. Nothing must be concealed, and we must have but one interest.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My dear John Spatter,&amp;quot; I assured him, &amp;quot;that is precisely what I mean.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And when you are too easy,&amp;quot; pursued John, his face glowing with friendship, &amp;quot;you must allow me to prevent that imperfection in your nature from being taken advantage of, by any one; you must not expect me to humour it&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My dear John Spatter,&amp;quot; I interrupted, &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t expect you to humour it. I want to correct it.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And I, too!&amp;quot; said John. &amp;quot;Exactly so!&amp;quot; cried I. &amp;quot;We both have the same end in view; and, honorably seeking it, and fully trusting one another, and having but one interest, ours will be a prosperous and happy partnership.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I am sure of it!&amp;quot; returned John Spatter. And we shook hands most affectionately. I took John home to my Castle, and we had a very happy day. Our partnership throve well. My friend and partner supplied what I wanted, as I had foreseen that he would; and by improving both the business and myself, amply acknowledged any little rise in life to which I had helped him. I am not (said the poor relation, looking at the fire as he slowly rubbed his hands), not very rich, for I never cared to be that; but I have enough, and am above all moderate wants and anxieties. My Castle is not a splendid place, but it is very comfortable, and it has a warm and cheerful air, and is quite a picture of Home. Our eldest girl, who is very like her mother, married John Spatter&amp;#039;s eldest son. Our two families are closely united in other ties of attachment. It is very pleasant of an evening, when we are all assembled together&mdash;which frequently happens&mdash;and when John and I talk over old times, and the one interest there has always been between us. I really do not know, in my Castle, what loneliness is. Some of our children or grandchildren are always about it, and the young voices of my descendants are delightful&mdash;O, how delightful!&mdash;to me to hear. My dearest and most devoted wife, ever faithful, ever loving, ever helpful and sustaining and consoling, is the priceless blessing of my house; from whom all its other blessings spring. We are rather a musical family, and when Christiana sees me, at any time, a little weary or depressed, she steals to the piano and sings a gentle air she used to sing when we were first betrothed. So weak a man am I, that I cannot bear to hear it from any other source. They played it once, at the Theatre, when I was there with Little Frank; and the child said, wondering, &amp;quot;Cousin Michael, whose hot tears are these that have fallen on my hand!&amp;quot; Such is my Castle, and such are the real particulars of my life therein preserved. I often take Little Frank home there. He is very welcome to my grandchildren, and they play together. At this time of the year&mdash;the Christmas and New Year time&mdash;I am seldom out of my Castle. For, the associations of the season seem to hold me there, and the precepts of the season seem to teach me that it is well to be there. &amp;quot;And the Castle is &mdash;&amp;quot; observed a grave, kind voice among the company. &amp;quot;Yes. My Castle,&amp;quot; said the poor relation, shaking his head as he still looked at the fire, &amp;quot;is in the Air. John our esteemed host suggests its situation accurately. My Castle is in the Air! I have done. Will you be so good as to pass the story.&amp;quot; Once upon a time, a good many years ago, there was a traveller, and he set out upon a journey. It was a magic journey, and was to seem very long when he began it, and very short when he got half way through. He travelled along a rather dark path for some little time, without meeting anything, until at last he came to a beautiful child. So he said to the child, &amp;quot;What do you do here?&amp;quot; And the child said, &amp;quot;I am always at play. Come and play with me!&amp;quot; So, he played with that child, the whole day long, and they were very merry. The sky was so blue, the sun was so bright, the water was so sparkling, the leaves were so green, the flowers were so lovely, and they heard such singing-birds and saw so many butterflies, that everything was beautiful. This was in fine weather. When it rained, they loved to watch the falling drops, and to smell the fresh scents. When it blew, it was delightful to listen to the wind, and fancy what it said, as it came rushing from its home&mdash;where was that, they wondered!&mdash; whistling and howling, driving the clouds before it, bending the trees, rumbling in the chimnies, shaking the house, and making the sea roar in fury. But, when it snowed, that was best of all; for, they liked nothing so well as to look up at the white flakes falling fast and thick, like down from the breasts of millions of white birds; and to see how smooth and deep the drift was; and to listen to the hush upon the paths and roads. They had plenty of the finest toys in the world, and the most astonishing picture-books: all about scimitars and slippers and turbans, and dwarfs and giants and genii and fairies, and blue-beards and bean-stalks and riches and caverns and forests and Valentines and Orsons: and all new and all true. But, one day, of a sudden, the traveller lost the child. He called to him over and over again, but got no answer. So, he went upon his road, and went on for a little while without meeting anything, until at last he came to a handsome boy. So, he said to the boy, &amp;quot;What do you do here?&amp;quot; And the boy said, &amp;quot;I am always learning. Come and learn with me.&amp;quot; So he learned with that boy about Jupiter and Juno, and the Greeks and the Romans, and I don&amp;#039;t know what, and learned more than I could tell&mdash;or he either, for he soon forgot a great deal of it. But, they were not always learning; they had the merriest games that ever were played. They rowed upon the river in summer, and skated on the ice in winter; they were active afoot, and active on horseback; at cricket, and all games at ball; at prisoners&amp;#039; base, hare and hounds, follow my leader, and more sports than I can think of; nobody could beat them. They had holidays too, and Twelfth, cakes, and parties where they danced all night till midnight, and real Theatres where they saw palaces of real gold and silver rise out of the real earth, and saw all the wonders of the world at once. As to friends, they had such dear friends and so many of them, that I want the time to reckon them up. They were all young, like the handsome boy, and were never to be strange to one another all their lives through. Still, one day, in the midst of all these pleasures, the traveller lost the boy as he had lost the child, and, after calling to him in vain, went on upon his journey. So he went on for a little while without seeing anything, until at last he came to a young man. So, he said to the young man, &amp;quot;What do you do here?&amp;quot; And the young man said, &amp;quot;I am always in love. Come and love with me.&amp;quot; So, he went away with that young man, and presently they came to one of the prettiest girls that ever was seen&mdash;just like Fanny in the corner there&mdash;and she had eyes like Fanny, and hair like Fanny, and dimples like Fanny&amp;#039;s, and she laughed and coloured just as Fanny does while I am talking about her. So, the young man fell in love directly&mdash; just as Somebody I won&amp;#039;t mention, the first time he came here, did with Fanny. Well! He was teazed sometimes&mdash;just as Somebody used to be by Fanny; and they quarrelled sometimes&mdash;just as Somebody and Fanny used to quarrel; and they made it up, and sat in the dark, and wrote letters every day, and never were happy asunder, and were always looking out for one another and pretending not to, and were engaged at Christmas time, and sat close to one another by the fire, and were going to be married very soon&mdash;all exactly like Somebody I won&amp;#039;t mention, and Fanny! But, the traveller lost them one day, as he had lost the rest of his friends, and, after calling to them to come back, which they never did, went on upon his journey. So, he went on for a little while without seeing anything, until at last he came to a middle-aged gentleman. So, he said to the gentleman, &amp;quot;What are you doing here?&amp;quot; And his answer was, &amp;quot;I am always busy. Come and be busy with me!&amp;quot; So, he began to be very busy with that gentleman, and they went on through the wood together. The whole journey was through a wood, only it had been open and green at first, like a wood in spring; and now began to be thick and dark, like a wood in Summer; some of the little trees that had come out earliest, were even turning brown. The gentleman was not alone, but had a lady of about the same age with him, who was his Wife; and they had children, who were with them too. So, they all went on together through the wood, cutting down the trees, and making a path through the branches and the fallen leaves, and carrying burdens, and working hard. Sometimes, they came to a long green avenue that opened into deeper woods. Then they would hear a very little distant voice crying, &amp;quot;Father, father, I am another child! Stop for me!&amp;quot; And presently they would see a very little figure, growing larger as it came along, running to join them. When it came up, they all crowded round it, and kissed and welcomed it; and then they all went on together. Sometimes, they came to several avenues at once, and then they all stood still, and one of the children said, &amp;quot;Father, I am going to sea,&amp;quot; and another said, &amp;quot;Father, I am going to India,&amp;quot; and another, &amp;quot;Father, I am going to seek my fortune where I can,&amp;quot; and another, &amp;quot;Father, I am going to Heaven!&amp;quot; So, with many tears at parting, they went, solitary, down those avenues, each child upon its way; and the child who went to Heaven, rose into the golden air and vanished. Whenever these partings happened, the traveller looked at the gentleman, and saw him glance up at the sky above the trees, where the day was beginning to decline, and the sunset to come on. He saw, too, that his hair was turning grey. But, they never could rest long, for they had their journey to perform, and it was necessary for them to be always busy. At last, there had been so many partings that there were no children left, and only the traveller, the gentleman, and the lady, went upon their way in company. And now the wood was yellow; and now brown; and the leaves, even of the forest trees, began to fall. So, they came to an avenue that was darker than the rest, and were pressing forward on their journey without looking down it when the lady stopped. &amp;quot;My husband,&amp;quot; said the lady, &amp;quot;I am called.&amp;quot; They listened, and they heard a voice, a long way down the avenue, say, &amp;quot;Mother, mother!&amp;quot; It was the voice of the first child who had said, &amp;quot;I am going to Heaven!&amp;quot; and the father said, &amp;quot;I pray not yet. The sunset is very near. I pray not yet!&amp;quot; But, the voice cried &amp;quot;Mother, mother!&amp;quot; without minding him, though his hair was now quite white, and tears were on his face. Then, the mother, who was already drawn into the shade of the dark avenue and moving away with her arms still round his neck, kissed him, and said &amp;quot;My dearest, I am summoned and I go!&amp;quot; And she was gone. And the traveller and he were left alone together. And they went on and on together, until they came to very near the end of the wood: so near, that they could see the sunset shining red before them, through the trees. Yet, once more, while he broke his way among the branches, the traveller lost his friend. He called and called, but there was no reply, and when he passed out of the wood, and saw the peaceful sun going down upon a wide purple prospect, he came to an old man sitting on a fallen tree. So, he said to the old man, &amp;quot;What do you do here?&amp;quot; And the old man said with a calm smile, &amp;quot;I am always remembering. Come and remember with me!&amp;quot; So, the traveller sat down by the side of that old man, face to face with the serene sunset; and all his friends came softly back and stood around him. The beautiful child, the handsome boy, the young man in love, the father, mother, and children: every one of them was there, and he had lost nothing. So, he loved them all, and was kind and forbearing with them all, and was always pleased to watch them all, and they all honored and loved him. And I think the traveller must be yourself, dear Grandfather, because this is what you do to us, and what we do to you.</td><td>18521225</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire_[1852_Christmas_Number]/1852-12-25-A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire_[1852_Christmas_Number]/1852-12-25-The_Poor_Relations_Story.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/A_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire_[1852_Christmas_Number]/1852-12-25-The_Childs_Story.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>174</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/174</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Another Round of Stories by the Christmas Fire&lt;/em&gt; (1853 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. VIII, no. 196, New Year Number, 18 February 1854, pp. 409-444.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-viii/page-577.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-viii/page-577.html&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-viii/page-610.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-viii/page-610.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1854-2-18&quot;&gt;1854-2-18&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1854-2-18-Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Schoolboy's Story' (No.1), pp. 409-413.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eliza Lynn (later Linton). 'The Old Lady's Story' (No.2), pp. 413-417.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;George Augustus Sala. 'Over the Way's Story' (No.3), pp. 417-425.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adelaide Anne Proctor. 'The Angel's Story' (No.4), pp. 425-426.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Elizabeth Gaskell. 'The Squire's Story' (No.5), pp. 426-433.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Edmund Dixon and W.H. Wills. 'Uncle George's Story' (No.6), pp. 433-436.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Samuel Sidney. 'The Colonel's Story' (No.7), pp. 436-440.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Elizabeth and William Gaskell. 'The Scholar's Story' (No.8), pp. 440-442.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'Nobody's Story' (No.9), pp. 442-444.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al. &lt;em&gt;Another Round of Stories by the Christmas Fire&lt;/em&gt; (18 February 1854). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1854-2-18-Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1854-2-18-Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Being rather young at present I am getting on in years, but still I am rather young&mdash;I have no particular adventures of my own to fall back upon. It wouldn&amp;#039;t much interest anybody here, I suppose, to know what a screw the Reverend is, or what a griffin she is, or how they do stick it into parents&mdash;particularly hair-cutting and medical attendance. One of our fellows was charged in his half&amp;#039;s account twelve and six-pence for two pills&mdash;tolerably profitable at six and three-pence a-piece, I should think&mdash;and he never took them either, but put them up the sleeve of his jacket. As to the beef, it&amp;#039;s shameful. It&amp;#039;s not beef. Regular beef isn&amp;#039;t veins. You can chew regular beef. Besides which there&amp;#039;s gravy to regular beef, and you never see a drop to ours. Another of our fellows went home ill, and heard the family doctor tell his father that he couldn&amp;#039;t account for his complaint unless it was the beer. Of course it was the beer, and well it might be! However, beef and Old Cheeseman are two different things. So is beer. It was Old Cheeseman I meant to tell about; not the manner in which our fellows get their constitutions destroyed for the sake of profit. Why, look at the pie-crust alone. There&amp;#039;s no flakiness in it. It&amp;#039;s solid&mdash;like damp lead. Then our fellows get nightmares, and are bolstered for calling out and waking other fellows. Who can wonder! Old Cheeseman one night walked in his sleep, put his hat on over his night-cap, got hold of a fishing-rod and a cricket-bat, and went down into the parlor, where they naturally thought from his appearance he was a Ghost. Why, he never would have done that if his meals had been wholesome. When we all begin to walk in our sleeps, I suppose they&amp;#039;ll be sorry for it. Old Cheeseman wasn&amp;#039;t second Latin Master then; he was a fellow himself. He was first brought there, very small, in a post-chaise, by a woman who was always taking snuff and shaking him&mdash;and that was the most he remembered about it. He never went home for the holidays. His accounts (he never learnt any extras) were sent to a Bank, and the Bank paid them; and he had a brown suit twice a year, and went into boots at twelve. They were always too big for him, too. In the midsummer holidays, some of our fellows who lived within walking distance, used to come back and climb the trees outside the playground wall, on purpose to look at Old Cheeseman reading there by himself. He was always as mild as the tea&mdash;and that&amp;#039;s pretty mild, I should hope!&mdash;so when they whistled to him, he looked up and nodded; and when they said &amp;quot;Holloa Old Cheeseman, what have you had for dinner?&amp;quot; he said &amp;quot;Boiled mutton;&amp;quot; and when they said &amp;quot;An&amp;#039;t it solitary, Old Cheeseman?&amp;quot; he said &amp;quot;It is a little dull, sometimes;&amp;quot; and then they said &amp;quot;Well, good bye, Old Cheeseman!&amp;quot; and climbed down again. Of course it was imposing on Old Cheeseman to give him nothing but boiled mutton through a whole Vacation, but that was just like the system. When they didn&amp;#039;t give him boiled mutton they gave him rice pudding, pretending it was a treat. And saved the butcher. So Old Cheeseman went on. The holidays brought him into other trouble besides the loneliness; because when the fellows began to come back, not wanting to, he was always glad to see them: which was aggravating when they were not at all glad to see him, and so he got his head knocked against walls, and that was the way his nose bled. But he was a favourite in general. Once, a subscription was raised for him; and, to keep up his spirits, he was presented before the holidays with two white mice, a rabbit, a pigeon, and a beautiful puppy. Old Cheeseman cried about it, especially soon afterwards, when they all ate one another. Of course Old Cheeseman used to be called by the names of all sorts of cheeses, Double Glo&amp;#039;sterman, Family Cheshireman, Dutchman, North Wiltshireman, and all that. But he never minded it. And I don&amp;#039;t mean to say he was old in point of years, because he wasn&amp;#039;t, only he was called, from the first, Old Cheeseman. At last. Old Cheeseman was made second Latin Master. He was brought in one morning at the beginning of a new half, and presented to the school in that capacity as &amp;quot;Mr. Cheeseman.&amp;quot; Then our fellows all agreed that Old Cheeseman was a spy, and a deserter, who had gone over to the enemy&amp;#039;s camp, and sold himself for gold. It was no excuse for him that he had sold himself for very little gold&mdash;two pound ten a quarter, and his washing, as was reported. It was decided by a Parliament which sat about it, that Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s mercenary motives could alone be taken into account, and that he had &amp;quot;coined our blood for drachmas.&amp;quot; The Parliament took the expression out of the quarrel scene between Brutus and Cassius. When it was settled in this strong way that Old Cheeseman was a tremendous traitor, who had wormed himself into our fellows secrets on purpose to get himself into favour by giving up everything he knew, all courageous fellows were invited to come forward and enrol themselves in a Society for making a set against him. The President of the Society was First boy, named Bob Tarter. His father was in the West Indies, and he owned, himself, that his father was worth Millions. He had great power among our fellows, and he wrote a parody, beginning, &amp;quot;Who made believe to be so meek That we could hardly hear him speak, Yet turned out an Informing Sneak? Old Cheeseman.&amp;quot; &mdash;and on in that way through more than a dozen verses, which he used to go and sing, every morning, close by the new master&amp;#039;s desk. He trained one of the low boys too, a rosy cheeked little Brass who didn&amp;#039;t care what he did, to go up to him with his Latin Grammar one morning, and say it so:&mdash;Nominativus pronominum&mdash;Old Cheeseman, raro exprimitur&mdash;was never suspected, nisi distinctionis &mdash;of being an informer, aut emphasis gratia&mdash;until he proved one. Ut&mdash;for instance, Vos damnastis&mdash;when he sold the boys, Quasi&mdash;as though, dicat&mdash;he should say, Pretaerea nemo&mdash;I&amp;#039;m a Judas! All this produced a great effect on Old Cheeseman. He had never had much hair; but what he had, began to get thinner and thinner every day. He grew paler and more worn; and sometimes of an evening he was seen sitting at his desk with a precious long snuff to his candle, and his hands before his face, crying. But no member of the Society could pity him, even if he felt inclined, because the President said it was Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s conscience. So Old Cheeseman went on, and didn&amp;#039;t he lead a miserable life! Of course the Reverend turned up his nose at him, and of course she did&mdash;because both of them always do at all the masters, but he suffered from the fellows most, and he suffered from them constantly. He never told about it, that the Society could find out; but he got no credit for that, because the President said it was Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s cowardice. He had only one friend in the world, and that one was almost as powerless as he was, for it was only Jane. Jane was a sort of wardrobe-woman to our fellows, and took care of the boxes. She come at first, I believe, as a kind of apprentice, some of our fellows say from a Charity, but I don&amp;#039;t know, and after her time was out, had stopped at so much a year. So little a year, perhaps I ought to say, for it is far more likely. However, she had put some pounds in the Savings&amp;#039; Bank, and she was a very nice young woman. She was not quite pretty; but she had a very frank, honest, bright face, and all our fellows were fond of her. She was uncommonly neat and cheerful, and uncommonly comfortable and kind. And if anything was the matter with a fellow&amp;#039;s mother, he always went and showed the letter to Jane. Jane was Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s friend. The more the Society went against him the more Jane stood by him. She used to give him a good-humoured look out of her still-room window, sometimes, that seemed to set him up for the day. She used to pass out of the orchard and the kitchen-garden (always kept locked, I believe you!) through the playground, when she might have gone the other way, only to give a turn of her head, as much as to say &amp;quot;Keep up your spirits!&amp;quot; to Old Cheeseman. His slip of a room was so fresh and orderly, that it was well known who looked after it while he was at his desk; and when our fellows, saw a smoking hot dumpling on his plate at dinner, they knew with indignation who had sent it up. Under these circumstances, the Society resolved, after a quantity of meeting and debating, that Jane should be requested to cut Old Cheeseman dead: and that if she refused, she must be sent to Coventry herself. So a deputation, headed by the President, was appointed to wait on Jane, and inform her of the vote the Society had been under the painful necessity of passing. She was very much respected for all her good qualities, and there was a story of her having once waylaid the Reverend in his own study and got a fellow off from severe punishment, of her own kind comfortable heart. So the deputation didn&amp;#039;t much like the job. However, they went up, and the President told Jane all about it. Upon which Jane turned very red, burst into tears, informed the President and the deputation, in a way not at all like her usual way, that they were a parcel of malicious young savages, and turned the whole respected body out of the room. Consequently it was entered in the Society&amp;#039;s book (kept in astronomical cypher for fear of detection), that all communication with Jane was interdicted; and the President addressed the members on this convincing instance of Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s undermining. But Jane was as true to Old Cheeseman as Old Cheeseman was false to our fellows&mdash;in their opinion at all events&mdash;and steadily continued to be his only friend. It was a great exasperation to the Society, because Jane was as much a loss to them as she was a gain to him; and being more inveterate against him than ever, they treated him worse than ever. At last one morning, his desk stood empty, his room was peeped into and found to be vacant, and a whisper went about among the pale faces of our fellows that Old Cheeseman, unable to bear it any longer, had got up early and drowned himself. The mysterious looks of the other masters after breakfast, and the evident fact that Old Cheeseman was not expected, confirmed the Society in this opinion. Some began to discuss whether the President was liable to hanging or only transportation for life, and the President&amp;#039;s face showed a great anxiety to know which. However, he said that a jury of his countrymen should find him game; and that in his address he should put it to them to lay their hands upon their hearts, and say whether they as Britons, approved of Informers, and how they thought they would like it themselves. Some of the Society considered that he had better run away until he found a Forest where he might change clothes with a woodcutter, and stain his face with blackberries; but the majority believed that if he stood his ground, his father&mdash;belonging, as he did, to the West Indies, and being worth millions&mdash;could buy him off. All our fellows&amp;#039; hearts beat fast when the Reverend came in, and made a sort of a Roman, or a Field Marshal, of himself with the ruler; as he always did before delivering an address. But their fears were nothing to their astonishment when he came out with the story that Old Cheeseman, &amp;quot;so long our respected friend and fellow-pilgrim in the pleasant plains of knowledge,&amp;quot; he called him&mdash;O yes! I dare say! Much of that! was the orphan child of a disinherited young lady who had married against her father&amp;#039;s wish, and whose young husband had died, and who had died of sorrow herself, and whose unfortunate baby (Old Cheeseman) had been brought up at the cost of a grandfather who would never consent to see it, baby, boy, or man; which grandfather was now dead, and serve him right&mdash;that&amp;#039;s my putting in&mdash;and which grandfather&amp;#039;s large property, there being no will, was now, and all of a sudden and for ever. Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s! Our so long respected friend and fellow-pilgrim in the pleasant plains of knowledge, the Reverend wound up a lot of bothering quotations by saying, would &amp;quot;come among us once more&amp;quot; that day fortnight, when he desired to take leave of us himself in a more particular manner. With these words, he stared severely round at our fellows, and went solemnly out. There was precious consternation among the members of the Society now. Lots of them wanted to resign, and lots more began to try to make out that they had never belonged to it. However, the President stuck up, and said that they must stand or fall together, and that if a breach was made it should be over his body&mdash;which was meant to encourage the Society: but it didn&amp;#039;t. The President further said, he would consider the position in which they stood, and would give them his best opinion and advice in a few days. This was eagerly looked for, as he knew a good deal of the world on account of his father&amp;#039;s being in the West Indies. After days and days of hard thinking, and drawing armies all over his slate, the President called our fellows together, and made the matter clear. He said it was plain that when Old Cheeseman came on the appointed day, his first revenge would be to impeach the Society, and have it flogged all round. After witnessing with joy the torture of his enemies, and gloating over the cries which agony would extort from them, the probability was that he would invite the Reverend, on pretence of conversation, into a private room&mdash;say the parlor into which parents were shown, where the two great globes were which were never used&mdash;and would there reproach him with the various frauds and oppressions he had endured at his hands. At the close of his observations, he would make a signal to a Prize-fighter concealed in the passage, who would then appear and pitch into the Reverend till he was left insensible. Old Cheeseman would then make Jane a present of from five to ten pounds, and would leave the establishment in fiendish triumph. The President explained that against the parlour part, or the Jane part, of these arrangements he had nothing to say; but, on the part of the Society, he counselled deadly resistance. With this view he recommended that all available desks should be filled with stones, and that the first word of the complaint should be the signal to every fellow to let fly at Old Cheeseman. The bold advice put the Society in better spirits, and was unanimously taken. A post about Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s size was put up in the playground, and all our fellows practised at it till it was dented all over. When the day came, and places were called, every fellow sat down in a tremble. There had been much discussing and disputing as to how Old Cheeseman would come; but it was the general opinion that he would appear in a sort of a triumphal car drawn by four horses, with two livery servants in front, and the Prize-fighter in disguise up behind. So all our fellows sat listening for the sound of wheels. But no wheels were heard, for Old Cheeseman walked after all, and came into the school without any preparation. Pretty much as he used to be, only dressed in black. &amp;quot;Gentlemen,&amp;quot; said the Reverend, presenting him, &amp;quot;our so long respected friend and fellow-pilgrim in the pleasant plains of knowledge, is desirous to offer a word or two. Attention, gentlemen, one and all!&amp;quot; Every fellow stole his hand into his desk, and looked at the President The President was allready, and taking aim at Old Cheeseman with his eyes. What did Old Cheeseman then, but walk up to his old desk, look round him with a queer smile as if there was a tear in his eye, and begin in a quavering mild voice, &amp;quot;My dear companions and old friends!&amp;quot; Every fellow&amp;#039;s hand came out of his desk, and the President suddenly began to cry. &amp;quot;My dear companions and old friends,&amp;quot; said Old Cheeseman, &amp;quot;you have heard of my good fortune. I have passed so many years under this roof&mdash;my entire life so far, I may say&mdash;that I hope you have been glad to hear of it for my sake. I could never enjoy it without exchanging congratulations with you. If we have ever misunderstood one another at all, pray my dear boys let us forgive and forget. I have a great tenderness for you, and I am sure you return it. I want, in the fulness of a grateful heart, to shake hands with you every one. I have come back to do it, if you please, my dear boys.&amp;quot; Since the President had begun to cry, several other fellows had broken out here and there: but now, when Old Cheeseman began with him as first boy, laid his left hand affectionately on his shoulder and gave him his right; and when the President said &amp;quot;Indeed I don&amp;#039;t deserve it. Sir; upon my honour I don&amp;#039;t;&amp;quot; there was sobbing and crying all over the school. Every other fellow said he didn&amp;#039;t deserve it, much in the same way; but Old Cheeseman, not minding that a bit, went cheerfully round to every boy, and wound up with every master&mdash;finishing off the Reverend last. Then a snivelling little chap in a corner, who was always under some punishment or other, set up a shrill cry of &amp;quot;Success to Old Cheeseman! Hoorray!&amp;quot; The Reverend glared upon him, and said &amp;quot;Mr. Cheeseman, Sir.&amp;quot; But, Old Cheeseman protesting that he liked his old name a great deal better than his new one, all our fellows took up the cry; and, for I don&amp;#039;t know how many minutes, there was such a thundering of feet and hands, and such a roaring of Old Cheeseman, as never was heard. After that, there was a spread in the dining room of the most magnificent kind. Fowls, tongues, preserves, fruits, confectioneries, jellies, neguses, barley-sugar temples, trifles, crackers&mdash;eat all you can and pocket what you like&mdash;all at Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s expense. After that, speeches, whole holiday, double and treble sets of all manners of games, donkeys, pony-chaises and drive yourself, dinner for all the masters at the Seven Bells, (twenty pounds a-head our fellows estimated it at,) an annual holiday and feast fixed for that day every year, and another on Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s birthday&mdash;Reverend bound down before the fellows to allow it, so that he could never back out&mdash;all at Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s expense. And didn&amp;#039;t our fellows go down in a body and cheer outside the Seven Bells? O no! But there&amp;#039;s some thing else besides. Don&amp;#039;t look at the next story-teller, for there&amp;#039;s more yet. Next day, it was resolved that the Society should make it up with Jane, and then be dissolved. What do you think of Jane being gone, though! &amp;quot;What? Gone for ever?&amp;quot; said our fellows with long faces. &amp;quot;Yes, to be sure,&amp;quot; was all the answer they could get. None of the people about the house would say anything more. At length, the first boy took upon himself to ask the Reverend whether our old friend Jane was really gone? The Reverend (he has got a daughter at home&mdash; turn-up nose, and red) replied severely, &amp;quot;Yes sir. Miss Pitt is gone.&amp;quot; The idea of calling Jane Miss Pitt! Some said she had been sent away in disgrace for taking money from Old Cheeseman; others said she had gone into Old Cheeseman&amp;#039;s service at a rise of ten pounds a year. All that our fellows knew, was, she was gone. It was two or three months afterwards, when, one afternoon, an open carriage stopped at the cricket-field, just outside bounds, with a lady and gentleman in it, who looked at the game a long time and stood up to see it played. Nobody thought much about them, until the same little snivelling chap came in, against all rules, from the post where he was Scout, and said, &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s Jane!&amp;quot; Both Elevens forgot the game directly, and run crowding round the carriage. It was Jane! In such a bonnet! And if you&amp;#039;ll believe me, Jane was married to Old Cheeseman. It soon became quite a regular thing when our fellows were hard at it in the play-ground, to see a carriage at the low part of the wall where it joins the high part, and a lady and gentleman standing up in it, looking over. The gentleman was always Old Cheeseman, and the lady was always Jane. The first time I ever saw them, I saw them in that way. There had been a good many changes among our fellows then, and it had turned out that Bob Tarter&amp;#039;s father wasn&amp;#039;t worth millions! He wasn&amp;#039;t worth anything. Bob had gone for a soldier, and Old Cheeseman had purchased his discharge. But that&amp;#039;s not the carriage. The carriage stopped, and all our fellows stopped as soon as it was seen. &amp;quot;So you have never sent me to Coventry after all!&amp;quot; said the lady laughing, as our fellows swarmed up the wall to shake hands with her. &amp;quot;Are you never going to do it?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Never! never! never!&amp;quot; on all sides. I didn&amp;#039;t understand what she meant then, but of course I do now. I was very much pleased with her face though, and with her good way, and I couldn&amp;#039;t help looking at her&mdash;and at him too&mdash;with all our fellows clustering so joyfully about them. They soon took notice of me as a new boy, so I thought I might as well swarm up the wall myself, and shake hands with them as the rest did. I was quite as glad to see them as the rest were, and was quite as familiar with them in a moment. &amp;quot;Only a fortnight now,&amp;quot; said Old Cheeseman, &amp;quot;to the holidays. Who stops? Anybody?&amp;quot; A good many fingers pointed at me, and a good many voices cried, &amp;quot;He does!&amp;quot; For it was the year when you were all away, and rather low I was about it, I can tell you. &amp;quot;Oh!&amp;quot; said Old Cheeseman. &amp;quot;But it&amp;#039;s solitary here in the holiday time. He had better come to us.&amp;quot; So I went to their delightful house, and was as happy as I could possibly be. They understood how to conduct themselves towards boys, they do. When they take a boy to the play, for instance, they do take him. They don&amp;#039;t go in after it&amp;#039;s begun, or come out before it&amp;#039;s over. They know how to bring a boy up, too. Look at their own! Though he is very little as yet, what a capital boy he is! Why, my next favourite to Mrs. Cheeseman, and Old Cheeseman, is young Cheeseman. So, now I have told you all I know about Old Cheeseman. And it&amp;#039;s not much after all, I am afraid. Is it? He lived on the bank of a mighty river, broad and deep, which was always silently rolling on to a vast undiscovered ocean. It had rolled on, ever since the world began. It had changed its course sometimes, and turned into new channels, leaving its old ways dry and barren; but it had ever been upon the flow, and ever was to flow until Time shall be no more. Against its strong, unfathomable stream, nothing made head. No living creature, no flower, no leaf, no particle of animate or inanimate existence, ever strayed back from the undiscovered ocean. The tide of the river set resistlessly towards it; and the tide never stopped, any more than the earth stops in its circling round the sun. He lived in a busy place, and he worked very hard to live. He had no hope of ever being rich enough to live a month without hard work, but he was quite content, God knows, to labour with a cheerful will. He was one of an immense family, all of whose sons and daughters gained their daily bread by daily work, prolonged from their rising up betimes until their lying down at night. Beyond this destiny he had no prospect, and he sought none. There was over-much drumming, trumpeting, and speechmaking, in the neighbourhood where he dwelt; but he had nothing to do with that. Such clash and uproar came from the Bigwig family, at the unaccountable proceedings of which race he marvelled much. They set up the strangest statues, in iron, marble, bronze, and brass, before his door; and darkened his house with the legs and tails of uncouth images of horses. He wondered what it all meant, smiled in a rough good-humoured way he had, and kept at his hard work. The Bigwig family (composed of all the stateliest people thereabouts, and all the noisiest) had undertaken to save him the trouble of thinking for himself, and to manage him and his affairs. &amp;quot;Why truly,&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;I have little time upon my hands; and if you will be so good as to take care of me, in return for the money I pay over&amp;quot;&mdash;for the Bigwig family were not above his money&mdash;&amp;quot;I shall be relieved and much obliged, considering that you know best.&amp;quot; Hence the drumming, trumpeting, and speechmaking, and the ugly images of horses which he was expected to fall down and worship. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t understand all this,&amp;quot; said he, rubbing his furrowed brow confusedly. &amp;quot;But it has a meaning, may be, if I could find it out.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It means,&amp;quot; returned the Bigwig family, suspecting something of what he said, &amp;quot;honour and glory in the highest, to the highest merit.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh!&amp;quot; said he. And he was glad to hear that. But, when he looked among the images in iron, marble, bronze, and brass, he failed to find a rather meritorious countryman of his, once the son of a Warwickshire wool-dealer, or any single countryman whomsoever of that kind. He could find none of the men whose knowledge had rescued him and his children from terrific and disfiguring disease, whose boldness had raised his forefathers from the condition of serfs, whose wise infancy had opened a new and high existence to the humblest, whose skill had filled the working man&amp;#039;s world with accumulated wonders. Whereas, he did find others whom he knew no good of, and even others whom he knew much ill of. &amp;quot;Humph!&amp;quot; said he. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t quite understand it.&amp;quot; So, he went home, and sat down by his fire-side to get it out of his mind. Now, his fire-side was a bare one, all hemmed in by blackened streets; but it was a precious place to him. The hands of his wife were hardened with toil, and she was old before her time; but she was dear to him. His children, stunted in their growth, bore traces of unwholesome nurture; but they had beauty in his sight. Above all other things, it was an earnest desire of this man&amp;#039;s soul that his children should be taught. &amp;quot;If I am sometimes missed,&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;for want of knowledge, at least let them know better, and avoid my mistakes. If it is hard to me to reap the harvest of pleasure and instruction that is stored in books, let it be easier to them.&amp;quot; But, the Bigwig family broke out into violent family quarrels concerning what it was lawful to teach to this man&amp;#039;s children. Some of the family insisted on such a thing being primary and indispensable above all other things; and others of the family insisted on such another thing being primary and indispensable above all other things; and the Bigwig family, rent into factions, wrote pamphlets, held convocations, delivered charges, orations, and all varieties of discourses; impounded one another in courts Lay and courts Ecclesiastical; threw dirt, exchanged pummellings, and fell together by the ears in unintelligible animosity. Meanwhile, this man, in his short evening snatches at his fire-side, saw the demon Ignorance arise there, and take his children to itself. He saw his daughter perverted into a heavy slatternly drudge; he saw his son go moping down the ways of low sensuality, to brutality and crime; he saw the dawning light of intelligence in the eyes of his babies so changing into cunning and suspicion, that he could have rather wished them idiots. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t understand this any the better,&amp;quot; said he; &amp;quot;but I think it cannot be right. Nay, by the clouded Heaven above me, I protest against this as my wrong!&amp;quot; Becoming peaceable again (for his passion was usually short lived, and his nature kind), he looked about him on his Sundays and holidays, and he saw how much monotony and weariness there was, and thence how drunkenness arose wth all its train of ruin. Then he appealed to the Bigwig family, and said, &amp;quot;We are a labouring people, and I have a glimmering suspicion in me that labouring people of whatever condition, were made&mdash;by a higher intelligence than yours, as I poorly understand it&mdash;to be in need of mental refreshment and recreation. See what we fall into, when we rest without it. Come! Amuse me harmlessly, show me something, give me an escape!&amp;quot; But, here the Bigwig family fell into a state of uproar absolutely deafening. When some few voices were faintly heard, proposing to show him the wonders of the world, the greatness of creation, the mighty changes of time, the workings of nature and the beauties of art&mdash;to show him these things, that is to say, at any period of his life when he could look upon them&mdash;there arose among the Bigwigs such roaring and raving, such pulpiting and petitioning, such maundering and memorialising, such name-calling and dirt-throwing, such a shrill wind of parliamentary questioning and feeble replying&mdash;where &amp;quot;I dare not&amp;quot; waited on &amp;quot;I would&amp;quot;&mdash;that the poor fellow stood aghast, staring wildly around. &amp;quot;Have I provoked all this,&amp;quot; said he, with his hands to his affrighted ears, &amp;quot;by what was meant to be an innocent request, plainly arising out of my familiar experience, and the common knowledge of all men who choose to open their eyes? I don&amp;#039;t understand, and I am not understood. What is to come of such a state of things?&amp;quot; He was bending over his work, often asking himself the question, when the news began to spread that a pestilence had appeared among the labourers, and was slaying them by thousands. Going forth to look about him, he soon found this to be true. The dying and the dead were mingled in the close and tainted houses among which his life was passed. New poison was distilled into the always murky, always sickening air. The robust and the weak, old age and infancy, the father and the mother, all were stricken down alike. What means of fight had he? He remained where he was, and saw those who were dearest to him die. A kind preacher came to him, and would have said some prayers to soften his heart in his gloom, but he replied: &amp;quot;O what avails it, missionary, to come to me, a man condemned to residence in this foetid place, where every sense becomes a torment, and where every minute of my numbered days is new mire added to the heap under which I lie oppressed! But, give me my first glimpse of Heaven, through a little of its light and air; give me pure water; help me to be clean; lighten this heavy atmosphere and heavy life, in which our spirits sink, and we become the indifferent and callous creatures you too often see us; gently and kindly take the bodies of those who die among us, out of the small room where we grow to be so familiar with the awful change that even its sanctity is lost to us; and, Teacher, then I will hear&mdash;none know better than you, how willingly&mdash;of Him whose thoughts were so much with the poor, and who had compassion for all human sorrow!&amp;quot; He was at his work again, solitary and sad, when his Master came and stood near to him, dressed in black. He, also, had suffered heavily. His young wife, his beautiful and good young wife, was dead; so, too, his only child. &amp;quot;Master, &amp;#039;tis hard to bear&mdash;I know it&mdash;but be comforted. I would give you comfort, if I could.&amp;quot; The Master thanked him from his heart, but, said he, &amp;quot;O you labouring men! The calamity began among you. If you had but lived more healthy and decently, I should not be the widowed and bereft mourner that I am this day.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Master,&amp;quot; returned the other, shaking his head, &amp;quot;I have begun to understand a little that most calamities will come from us, as this one did, and that none will stop at our poor doors, until we are united with that great squabbling family yonder, to do the things that are right. We cannot live healthily and decently, unless they who undertook to manage us provide the means. We cannot be instructed, unless they will teach us; we cannot be rationally amused, unless they will amuse us; we cannot but have some false gods of our own, while they set up so many of theirs in all the public places. The evil consequences of imperfect instruction, the evil consequences of pernicious neglect, the evil consequences of unnatural restraint and the denial of humanizing enjoyments, will all come from us, and none of them will stop with us. They will spread far and wide. They always do; they always have done&mdash;just like the pestilence. I understand so much, I think, at last.&amp;quot; But the Master said again, &amp;quot;O you labouring men! how seldom do we ever hear of you, except in connection with some trouble!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Master,&amp;quot; he replied, &amp;quot;I am Nobody, and little likely to be heard of, (nor yet much wanted to be heard of, perhaps) except when there is some trouble. But it never begins with me, and it can never end with me. As sure as Death, it comes down to me, and it goes up from me.&amp;quot; There was so much reason in what he said, that the Bigwig family, getting wind of it, and being horribly frightened by the late desolation, resolved to unite with him to do the things that were right&mdash;at all events, so far as the said things were associated with the direct prevention, humanly speaking, of another pestilence. But as their fear wore off, which it soon began to do, they resumed their falling out among themselves, and did nothing. Consequently the scourge appeared again&mdash;low down as before&mdash;and spread avengingly upward as before, and carried off vast numbers of the brawlers. But not a man among them ever admitted, if in the least degree he ever perceived, that he had anything to do with it. So Nobody lived and died in the old, old, old way; and this, in the main, is the whole of Nobody&amp;#039;s story. Had he no name, you ask? Perhaps it was Legion. It matters little what his name was. Let us call him Legion. If you were ever in the Belgian villages near the field of Waterloo, you will have seen, in some quiet littie church, a monument erected by faithful companions in arms to the memory of Colonel A, Major B, Captains C, D and E, Lieutenants F and G, Ensigns H, I and J, seven non-commissioned officers, and one hundred and thirty rank and file, who fell in the discharge of their duty on the memorable day. The story of Nobody is the story of the rank and file of the earth. They bear their share of the battle; they have their part in the victory; they fall; they leave no name but in the mass. The march of the proudest of us leads to the dusty way by which they go. O! Let us think of them this year at the Christmas fire, and not forget them when it is burnt out.</td><td>18530218</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire_[1853_Christmas_Number]/1854-2-18-Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire_[1853_Christmas_Number]/1854-2-18-The_Schoolboys_Story.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/Another_Round_of_Stories_by_the_Christmas_Fire_[1853_Christmas_Number]/1854-2-18-Nobodys_Story.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>179</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/179</td><td>&lt;em&gt;The Holly-Tree Inn &lt;/em&gt;(1855 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. XII, Extra Christmas Number, 15 December 1855, pp. 1-36.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xii/page-573.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xii/page-573.html&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xii/page-590.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xii/page-590.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xii/page-607.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xii/page-607.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1855-12-15&quot;&gt;1855-12-15&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1855-12-15-The_HollyTree_Inn</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Guest' (No.1), pp. 1-9.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wilkie Collins. 'The Ostler' (No.2), pp. 9-18.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Boots' (No.3), pp. 18-22.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;William Howitt. 'The Landlord' (No.4), pp. 22-30.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adelaide Anne Procter. 'The Barmaid' (No.5), pp. 30-31.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Harriet Parr. 'The Poor Pensioner' (No.6), pp. 31-35.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Bill' (No.7), pp. 35-36.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al. &lt;em&gt;The Holly-Tree Inn&lt;/em&gt; (15 December 1855). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https:www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1855-12-15-The_HollyTree_Inn&quot;&gt;https:www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1855-12-15-The_HollyTree_Inn&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>I have kept one secret in the course of my life. I am a bashful man. Nobody would suppose it, nobody ever does suppose it, nobody ever did suppose it. But, I am naturally a bashful man. This is the secret which I have never breathed until now. I might greatly move the reader, by some account of the innumerable places I have not been to, the innumerable people I have not called upon or received, the innumerable social evasions I have been guilty of, solely because I am by original constitution and character, a bashful man. But, I will leave the reader unmoved, and proceed with the object before me. That object is, to give a plain account of my travels and discoveries in the Holly-Tree Inn; in which place of good entertainment for man and beast, I was once snowed up. It happened in the memorable year when I parted for ever from Angela Leath whom I was shortly to have married, on making the discovery that she preferred my bosom friend. From our school days I had freely admitted Edwin, in my own mind, to be far superior to myself, and, though I was grievously wounded at heart, I felt the preference to be natural, and tried to forgive them both. It was under these circumstances that I resolved to go to America&mdash;on my way to the Devil. Communicating my discovery neither to Angela nor to Edwin, but resolving to write each of them an affecting letter conveying my blessing and forgiveness, which the steam-tender for shore should carry to the post when I myself should be bound for the New World, far beyond recall;&mdash;I say, locking up my grief in my own breast, and consoling myself as I could, with the prospect of being generous, I quietly left all I held dear, and started on the desolate journey I have mentioned. The dead winter-time was in full dreariness when I left my chambers for ever, at five o&amp;#039;clock in the morning. I had shaved by candle-light, of course, and was miserably cold, and experienced that general all- pervading sensation of getting up to be hanged, which I have usually found inseparable from untimely rising under such circumstances. How well I remember the forlorn aspect of Fleet Street when I came out of the Temple! The street-lamps flickering in the gusty north-east wind, as if the very gas were contorted with cold; the white-topped houses; the bleak, star-lighted sky; the market people and other early stragglers, trotting, to circulate their almost frozen blood; the hospitable light and warmth of the few coffee-shops and public-houses that were open for such customers; the hard, dry, frosty rime with which the air was charged (the wind had already beaten it into every crevice), and which lashed my face like a steel whip. It wanted nine days to the end of the month, and end of the year. The Post-office packet for the United States was to depart from Liverpool, weather permitting, on the first of the ensuing month, and I had the intervening time on my hands. I had taken this into consideration, and had resolved to make a visit to a certain spot (which I need not name), on the further borders of Yorkshire. It was endeared to me by my having first seen Angela at a farm-house in that place, and my melancholy was gratified by the idea of taking a wintry leave of it before my expatriation. I ought to explain, that to avoid being sought out before my resolution should have been rendered irrevocable by being carried into full effect, I had written to Angela overnight, in my usual manner, lamenting that urgent business of which she should know all particulars by- and-by&mdash;took me unexpectedly away from her for a week or ten days. There was no Northern Railway at that time, and in its place there were stage-coaches: which I occasionally find myself, in common with some other people, affecting to lament now, but which everybody dreaded as a very serious penance then. I had secured the box-seat on the fastest of these, and my business in Fleet Street was, to get into a cab with my portmanteau, so to make the best of my way to the Peacock at Islington, where I was to join this coach. But, when one of our Temple watchmen who carried my portmanteau into Fleet Street for me, told me about the huge blocks of ice that had for some days past been floating in the river, having closed up in the night and made a walk from the Temple Gardens over to the Surrey shore, I began to ask myself the question, Whether the box-seat would not be likely to put a sudden and a frosty end to my unhappiness? I was heart-broken, it is true, and yet I was not quite so far gone as to wish to be frozen to death. When I got up to the Peacock&mdash;where I found everybody drinking hot purl, in self-preservation&mdash;I asked, if there were an inside seat to spare? I then discovered that, inside or out, I was the only passenger. This gave me a still livelier idea of the great inclemency of the weather, since that coach always loaded particularly well. However, I took a little purl (which I found uncommonly good), and got into the coach. When I was seated, they built me up with straw to the waist, and, conscious of making a rather ridiculous appearance, I began my journey. It was still dark when we left the Peacock. For a little while, pale uncertain ghosts of houses and trees appeared and vanished, and then it was hard, black, frozen day. People were lighting their fires; smoke was mounting straight up, high into the rarefied air; and we were rattling for Highgate Archway over the hardest ground I have ever heard the ring of iron shoes on. As we got into the country, everything seemed to have grown old and grey. The roads, the trees, thatched roofs of cottages and homesteads, the ricks in farmers&amp;#039; yards. Out-door work was abandoned, horse-troughs at roadside Inns were frozen hard, no stragglers lounged about, doors were close shut, little turnpike-houses had blazing fires inside, and children (even turnpike-people have children, and seem to like them), rubbed the frost from the little panes of glass with their chubby arms, that their bright eyes might catch a glimpse of the solitary coach going by. I don&amp;#039;t know when the snow began to set in; but, I know that we were changing horses somewhere when I heard the guard remark, &amp;quot;That the old lady up in the sky was picking her geese pretty hard to-day.&amp;quot; Then, indeed, I found the white down falling fast and thick. The lonely day wore on, and I dozed it out as a lonely traveller does. I was warm and valiant after eating and drinking&mdash;particularly after dinner; cold and depressed at all other times. I was always bewildered as to time and place, and always more or less out of my senses. The coach and horses seemed to execute in chorus, Auld Lang Syne, without a moment&amp;#039;s intermission. They kept the time and tune with the greatest regularity, and rose into the swell at the beginning of the Refrain, with a precision that worried me to death. While we changed horses, the guard and coachman went stumping up and down the road, printing off their shoes in the snow, and poured so much liquid consolation into themselves without being any the worse for it, that I began to confound them, as it darkened again, with two great white casks standing on end. Our horses tumbled down in solitary places, and we got them up&mdash;which was the pleasantest variety I had, for it warmed me. And it snowed and snowed, and still it snowed, and never left off snowing. All night long, we went on in this manner. Thus, we came round the clock, upon the Great North Road, to the performance of Auld Lang Syne by day again. And it snowed and snowed, and still it snowed, and never left off snowing. I forget now, where we were at noon on the second day, and where we ought to have been; but, I know that we were scores of miles behindhand, and that our case was growing worse every hour. The drift was becoming prodigiously deep; landmarks were getting snowed out; the road and the fields were all one; instead of having fences and hedgerows to guide us, we went crunching on, over an unbroken surface of ghastly white that might sink beneath us at any moment and drop us down a whole hill-side. Still, the coachman and guard&mdash;who kept together on the box, always in council, and looking well about them&mdash;made out the track with astonishing sagacity. When we came in sight of a town, it looked, to my fancy, like a large drawing on a slate, with abundance of slate-pencil expended on the churches and houses where the snow lay thickest. When we came within a town, and found the church clocks all stopped, the dial-faces choked with snow, and the Inn-signs blotted out, it seemed as if the whole place were overgrown with white moss. As to the coach, it was a mere snowball; similarly, the men and boys who ran along beside us to the town&amp;#039;s end, turning our clogged wheels and encouraging our horses, were men and boys of snow; and the bleak wild solitude to which they at last dismissed us, was a snowy Saharah. One would have thought this enough; notwithstanding which, I pledge my word that it snowed and snowed, and still it snowed, and never left off snowing. We performed Auld Lang Syne the whole day; seeing nothing, out of towns and villages, but the track of stoats, hares, and foxes, and sometimes of birds. At nine o&amp;#039;clock at night, on a Yorkshire moor, a cheerful burst from our horn, and a welcome sound of talking, with a glimmering and moving about of lanterns, roused me from my drowsy state. I found that we were going to change. They helped me out, and I said to a waiter, whose bare head became as white as King Lear&amp;#039;s in a single minute: &amp;quot;What Inn is this?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The Holly-Tree, sir,&amp;quot; said he. &amp;quot;Upon my word, I believe,&amp;quot; said I, apologetically to the guard and coachman, &amp;quot;that I must stop here.&amp;quot; Now, the landlord, and the landlady, and the ostler, and the postboy, and all the stable authorities, had already asked the coachman, to the wide-eyed interest of all the rest of the establishment, if he meant to go on? The coachman had already replied, &amp;quot;Yes, he&amp;#039;d take her through it&amp;quot;&mdash;meaning by Her, the coach&mdash;&amp;quot;if so be as George would stand by him.&amp;quot; George was the guard, and he had already sworn that he would stand by him. So, the helpers were already getting the horses out. My declaring myself beaten, after this parley, was not an announcement without preparation. Indeed, but for the way to the announcement being smoothed by the parley, I more than doubt whether, as an innately bashful man, I should have had the confidence to make it. As it was, it received the approval, even of the guard and coachman. Therefore, with many confirmations of my inclining, and many remarks from one bystander to another, that the gentleman could go for&amp;#039;ard by the mail to-morrow, whereas to-night he would only be froze, and where was the good of a gentleman being froze&mdash;ah, let alone buried alive (which latter clause was added by a humorous helper as a joke at my expense, and was extremely well received), I saw my portmanteau got out stiff, like a frozen body; did the handsome thing by the guard and coachman; wished them good night and a prosperous journey; and, a little ashamed of myself after all, for leaving them to fight it out alone, followed the landlord, landlady, and waiter of the Holly-Tree, up-stairs. I thought I had never seen such a large room as that into which they showed me. It had five windows, with dark red curtains that would have absorbed the light of a general illumination; and there were complications of drapery at the top of the curtains, that went wandering about the wall in a most extraordinary manner. I asked for a smaller room, and they told me there was no smaller room. They could screen me in, however, the landlord said. They brought a great old japanned screen, with natives (Japanese, I suppose), engaged in a variety of idiotic pursuits all over it; and left me, roasting whole before an immense fire. My bedroom was some quarter of a mile off, up a great staircase, at the end of a long gallery; and nobody knows what a misery this is to a bashful man who would rather not meet people on the stairs. It was them grimmest room I have ever had the nightmare in; and all the furniture, from the four posts of the bed to the two old silver candlesticks, was tall, high-shouldered, and spindle-waisted. Below, in my sitting-room, if I looked round my screen, the wind rushed at me like a mad bull; if I stuck to my arm-chair, the fire scorched me to the colour of a new brick. The chimney-piece was very high, and there was a bad glass&mdash;what I may call a wavy glass&mdash;above it, which, when I stood up, just showed me my anterior phrenological developments&mdash;and these never look well, in any subject, cut short off at the eyebrow. If I stood with my back to the fire, a gloomy vault of darkness above and beyond the screen insisted on being looked at; and, in its dim remoteness, the drapery of the ten curtains of the five windows went twisting and creeping about, like a nest of gigantic worms. I suppose that what I observe in myself must be observed by some other men of similar character in themselves; therefore I am emboldened to mention, that when I travel, I never arrive at a place but I immediately want to go away from it. Before I had finished my supper of broiled fowl and mulled port, I had impressed upon the waiter in detail, my arrangements for departure in the morning. Breakfast and bill at eight. Fly at nine. Two horses, or, if needful, even four. Tired though I was, the night appeared about a week long. In cases of nightmare, I thought of Angela, and felt more depressed than ever by the reflection that I was on the shortest road to Gretna Green. What had I to do with Gretna Green? I was not going that way to the Devil, but by the American route, I remarked, in my bitterness. In the morning I found that it was snowing still, that it had snowed all night, and that I was snowed up. Nothing could get out of that spot on the moor, or could come at it, until the road had been cut out by laborers from the market-town. When they might cut their way to the Holly-Tree, nobody could tell me. It was now Christmas Eve. I should have had a dismal Christmas-time of it anywhere, and, consequently, that did not so much matter; still, being snowed up, was, like dying of frost, a thing I had not bargained for. I felt very lonely. Yet I could no more have proposed to the landlord and landlady to admit me to their society (though I should have liked it very much), than I could have asked them to present me with a piece of plate. Here my great secret, the real bashfulness of my character, is to be observed. Like most bashful men, I judge of other people as if they were bashful too. Besides being far too shame-faced to make the proposal myself, I really had a delicate misgiving that it would be in the last degree disconcerting to them. Trying to settle down, therefore, in my solitude, I first of all asked what books there were in the house? The waiter brought me a Book of Roads, two or three old Newspapers, a little Song-book terminating in a collection of Toasts and Sentiments, a little Jest-book, an odd volume of Peregrine Pickle, and the Sentimental Journey. I knew every word of the two last already, but I read them through again; then tried to hum all the songs (Auld Lang Syne was among them); went entirely through the jokes&mdash;in which I found a fund of melancholy adapted to my state of mind; proposed all the toasts, enunciated all the sentiments, and mastered the papers. The latter had nothing in them but Stock advertisements, a meeting about a county rate, and a highway robbery. As I am a greedy reader, I could not make this supply hold out until night; it was exhausted by tea-time. Being then entirely cast upon my own resources, I got through an hour in considering what to do next. Ultimately, it came into my head (from which I was anxious by any means to exclude Angela and Edwin), that I would endeavour to recall my experience of Inns, and would try how long it lasted me. I stirred the fire, moved my chair a little to one side of the screen&mdash;not daring to go far, for I knew the wind was waiting to make a rush at me&mdash;I could hear it growling&mdash;and began. My first impressions of an Inn, dated from the Nursery; consequently, I went back to the Nursery for a starting-point, and found myself at the knee of a sallow woman with a fishy eye, an aquiline nose, and a green gown, whose speciality was a dismal narrative of a landlord by the roadside, whose visitors unaccountably disappeared for many years, until it was discovered that the pursuit of his life had been to convert them into pies. For the better devotion of himself to this branch of industry, he had constructed a secret door behind the head of the bed; and when the visitor (oppressed with pie), had fallen asleep, this wicked landlord would look softly in with a lamp in one hand and a knife in the other, would cut his throat, and would make him into pies; for which purpose he had coppers underneath a trap-door, always boiling; and rolled out his pastry in the dead of the night. Yet even he was not insensible to the stings of conscience, for he never went to sleep without being heard to mutter, &amp;quot;Too much pepper!&amp;quot;&mdash;which was eventually the cause of his being brought to justice. I had no sooner disposed of this criminal than there started up another, of the same period, whose profession was, originally, housebreaking; in the pursuit of which art he had had his right ear chopped off one night as he was burglariously getting in at a window, by a brave and lovely servant-maid (whom the aquiline-nosed woman, though not at all answering the description, always mysteriously implied to be herself). After several years, this brave and lovely servant-maid was married to the land-lord of a country Inn: which landlord had this remarkable characteristic, that he always wore a silk nightcap, and never would, on any consideration, take it off. At last, one night, when he was fast asleep, the brave and lovely woman lifted up his silk nightcap on the right side, and found that he had no ear there; upon which, she sagaciously perceived that he was the clipped housebreaker, who had married her with the intention of putting her to death. She immediately heated the poker and terminated his career, for which she was taken to King George upon his throne, and received the compliments of royalty on her great discretion and valour. This same narrator, who had a Ghoulish pleasure, I have long been persuaded, in terrifying me to the utmost confines of my reason, had another authentic anecdote within her own experience, founded, I now believe, upon Raymond and Agnes or the Bleeding Nun. She said it happened to her brother-in-law, who was immensely rich&mdash;which my father was not; and immensely tall&mdash;which my father was not. It was always a point with this Ghoule to present my dearest relations and friends to my youthful mind, under circumstances of disparaging contrast. The brother-in-law was riding once, through a forest, on a magnificent horse (we had no magnificent horse at our house), attended by a favourite and valuable Newfoundland dog (we had no dog), when he found himself benighted, and came to an Inn. A dark woman opened the door, and he asked her if he could have a bed there? She answered yes, and put his horse in the stable, and took him into a room where there were two dark men. While he was at supper, a parrot in the room began to talk, saying, &amp;quot;Blood, blood! Wipe up the blood!&amp;quot; Upon which, one of the dark men wrung the parrot&amp;#039;s neck, and said he was fond of roasted parrots, and he meant to have this one for breakfast in the morning. After eating and drinking heartily, the immensely rich tall brother-in-law went up to bed; but, he was rather vexed, because they had shut his dog in the stable, saying that they never allowed dogs in the house. He sat very quiet for more than an hour, thinking and thinking, when, just as his candle was burning out, he heard a scratch at the door. He opened the door, and there was the Newfoundland dog! The dog came softly in, smelt about him, went straight to some straw in a corner which the dark men had said covered apples, tore the straw away, and disclosed two sheets steeped in blood. Just at that moment the candle went out, and the brother-in-law, looking through a chink in the door, saw the two dark men stealing up-stairs; one armed with a dagger, that long (about five feet); the other carrying a chopper, a sack, and a spade. Having no remembrance of the close of this adventure, I suppose my faculties to have been always so frozen with terror at this stage of it, that the power of listening stagnated within me for some quarter of an hour. These barbarous stories carried me, sitting there on the Holly-Tree hearth, to the Roadside Inn, renowned in my time in a sixpenny book with a folding plate, representing in a central compartment of oval form the portrait of Jonathan Bradford, and in four corner compartments four incidents of the tragedy with which the name is associated&mdash;coloured with a hand at once so free and economical, that the bloom of Jonathan&amp;#039;s complexion passed without any pause into the breeches of the ostler, and, smearing itself off into the next division, became rum in a bottle. Then, I remembered how the landlord was found at the murdered traveller&amp;#039;s bedside, with his own knife at his feet, and blood upon his hand; how he was hanged for the murder, notwithstanding his protestation, that he had indeed come there to kill the traveller for his saddlebags, but had been stricken motionless on finding him already slain; and how the ostler, years afterwards, owned the deed. By this time I had made myself quite uncomfortable. I stirred the fire, and stood with my back to it, as long as I could bear the heat, looking up at the darkness beyond the screen, and at the wormy curtains creeping in and creeping out, like the worms in the ballad of Alonzo the Brave and the fair Imogene. There was an Inn in the cathedral town where I went to school, which had pleasanter recollections about it than any of these. I took it next. It was the Inn where friends used to put up, and where we used to go to see parents, and to have salmon and fowls, and be tipped. It had an ecclesiastical sign&mdash;the Mitre&mdash;and a bar that seemed to be the next best thing to a bishopric, it was so snug. I loved the landlord&amp;#039;s youngest daughter to distraction&mdash;but let that pass. It was in this Inn that I was cried over by my rosy little sister, because I had acquired a black eye in a fight. And though she had been, that Holly-Tree night, for many a long year where all tears are dried, the Mitre softened me yet. &amp;quot;To be continued, to-morrow,&amp;quot; said I, when I took my candle to go to bed. But, my bed took it upon itself to continue the train of thought that night. It carried me away, like the enchanted carpet, to a distant place (though still in England), and there, alighting from a stage-coach at another Inn in the snow, as I had actually done some years before, I repeated in my sleep, a curious experience I had really had there. More than a year before I made the journey in the course of which I put up at that Inn, I had lost a very near and dear friend by death. Every night since, at home or away from home, I had dreamed of that friend; sometimes, as still living; sometimes, as returning from the world of shadows to comfort me; always as being beautiful, placid, and happy; never in association with any approach to fear or distress. It was at a lonely Inn in a wide moorland place, that I halted to pass the night. When I had looked from my bedroom window over the waste of snow on which the moon was shining, I sat down by my fire, to write a letter. I had always, until that hour, kept it within my own breast that I dreamed every night of the dear lost one. But, in the letter that I wrote, I recorded the circumstance, and added that I felt much interested in proving whether the subject of my dream would still be faithful to me, travel-tired, and in that remote place. No. I lost the beloved figure of my vision in parting with the secret. My sleep has never looked upon it since, in sixteen years, but once. I was in Italy, and awoke (or seemed to awake), the well-remembered voice distinctly in my ears, conversing with it. I entreated it, as it rose above my bed and soared up to the vaulted roof of the old room, to answer me a question I had asked, touching the Future Life. My hands were still outstretched towards it as it vanished, when I heard a bell ringing by the garden wall, and a voice, in the deep stillness of the night, calling on all good Christians to pray for the souls of the dead; it being All Souls Eve. To return to the Holly-Tree. When I awoke next day, it was freezing hard, and the lowering sky threatened more snow. My breakfast cleared away, I drew my chair into its former place, and, with the fire getting so much the better of the landscape that I sat in twilight, resumed my Inn remembrances. That was a good Inn down in Wiltshire where I put up once, in the days of the hard Wiltshire ale, and before all beer was bitterness. It was on the skirts of Salisbury Plain, and the midnight wind that rattled my lattice window, came moaning at me from Stonehenge. There was a hanger-on at that establishment (a supernaturally-preserved Druid, I believe him to have been, and to be still), with long white hair, and a flinty blue eye always looking afar off: who claimed to have been a shepherd, and who seemed to be ever watching for the re-appearance on the verge of the horizon, of some ghostly flock of sheep that had been mutton for many ages. He was a man with a weird belief in him that no one could count the stones of Stonehenge twice, and make the same number of them; likewise, that any one who counted them three times nine times, and then stood in the centre and said &amp;quot;I dare!&amp;quot; would behold a tremendous apparition, and be stricken dead. He pretended to have seen a bustard (I suspect him to have been familiar with the dodo), in manner following: He was out upon the plain at the close of a late autumn day, when he dimly discerned, going on before him at a curious fitfully bounding pace, what he at first supposed to be a gig-umbrella that had been blown from some conveyance, but what he presently believed to be a lean dwarf man upon a little pony. Having followed this object for some distance without gaining on it, and having called to it many times without receiving any answer, he pursued it for miles and miles, when, at length coming up with it, he discovered it to be the last bustard in Great Britain, degenerated into a wingless state, and running along the ground. Resolved to capture him or perish in the attempt, he closed with the bustard; but, the bustard, who had formed a counter-resolution that he should do neither, threw him, stunned him, and was last seen making off due west. This weird man at that stage of metempsychosis, may have been a sleep- walker, or an enthusiast, or a robber; but, I awoke one night to find him in the dark at my bedside, repeating the Athanasian Creed in a terrific voice. I paid my bill next day, and retired from the county with all possible precipitation. That was not a common-place story which worked itself out at a little Inn in Switzerland, while I was staying there. It was a very homely place, in a village of one narrow, zig-zag street among mountains, and you went in at the main door through the cow-house, and among the mules and the dogs and the fowls, before ascending a great bare staircase to the rooms: which were all of unpainted wood, without plastering or papering&mdash;like rough packing-cases. Outside, there was nothing but the straggling street, a little toy church with a copper-coloured steeple, a pine forest, a torrent, mists, and mountain-sides. A young man belonging to this Inn, had disappeared eight weeks before (it was winter-time), and was supposed to have had some undiscovered love affair, and to have gone for a soldier. He had got up in the night, and dropped into the village street from the loft in which he slept with another man; and he had done it so quietly, that his companion and fellow-laborer had heard no movement when he was awakened in the morning, and they said &amp;quot;Louis, where is Henri?&amp;quot; They looked for him high and low, in vain, and gave him up. Now, outside this Inn there stood, as there stood outside every dwelling in the village, a stack of firewood; but, the stack belonging to the Inn was higher than any of the rest, because the Inn was the richest house and burnt the most fuel. It began to be noticed, while they were looking high and low, that a Bantam cock, part of the livestock of the Inn, put himself wonderfully out of his way to get to the top of this wood-stack; and that he would stay there for hours and hours, crowing, until he appeared in danger of splitting himself. Five weeks went on&mdash;six weeks&mdash;and still this terrible Bantam, neglecting his domestic affairs, was always on the top of the wood-stack, crowing the very eyes out of his head. By this time it was perceived that Louis had become inspired with a violent animosity towards the terrible Bantam, and one morning he was seen by a woman who sat nursing her goitre at a little window in a gleam of sun, to catch up a rough billet of wood, with a great oath, hurl it at the terrible Bantam crowing on the wood-stack, and bring him down dead. Hereupon, the woman, with a sudden light in her mind, stole round to the back of the wood-stack, and, being a good climber, as all those women are, climbed up, and soon was seen upon the summit, screaming, looking down the hollow within, and crying, &amp;quot;Seize Louis, the murderer! Ring the church bell! Here is the body!&amp;quot; I saw the murderer that day, and I saw him as I sat by my fire at the Holly-Tree Inn, and I see him now, lying shackled with cords on the stable litter, among the mild eyes and the smoking breath of the cows, waiting to be taken away by the police, and stared at by the fearful village. A heavy animal&mdash;the dullest animal in the stables&mdash; with a stupid head, and a lumpish face devoid of any trace of sensibility, who had been, within the knowledge of the murdered youth, an embezzler of certain small moneys belonging to his master, and who had taken this hopeful mode of putting a possible accuser out of his way. All of which he confessed next day, like a sulky wretch who couldn&amp;#039;t be troubled any more, now that they had got hold of him and meant to make an end of him. I saw him once again, on the day of my departure from the Inn. In that Canton the headsman still does his office with a sword; and I came upon this murderer sitting bound to a chair, with his eyes bandaged, on a scaffold in a little market-place. In that instant, a great sword (loaded with quicksilver in the thick part of the blade), swept round him like a gust of wind, or fire, and there was no such creature in the world. My wonder was&mdash;not that he was so suddenly dispatched, but that any head was left unreaped, within a radius of fifty yards of that tremendous sickle. That was a good Inn, too, with the kind, cheerful landlady and the honest landlord, where I lived in the shadow of Mont Blanc, and where one of the apartments has a zoological papering on the walls, not so accurately joined but that the elephant occasionally rejoices in a tiger&amp;#039;s hind legs and tail; while the lion puts on a trunk and tusks; and the bear, moulting as it were, appears as to portions of himself like a leopard. I made several American friends at that Inn, who all called Mont Blanc, Mount Blank&mdash;except one good-humored gentle- man, of a very sociable nature, who became on such intimate terms with it that he spoke of it familiarly as &amp;quot; Blank; &amp;quot; observing at breakfast, &amp;quot; Blank looks pretty tall this morning; &amp;quot; or considerably doubting in the court-yard in the evening, whether there warn&amp;#039;t some go-ahead naters in our country, sir, that would make out the top of Blank in a couple of hours from first start&mdash;now! Once, I passed a fortnight at an Inn in the North of England, where I was haunted by the ghost of a tremendous pie. It was a Yorkshire pie, like a fort&mdash;an abandoned fort with nothing in it; but the waiter had a fixed idea that it was a point of ceremony at every meal, to put the pie on the table. After some days, I tried to hint, in several delicate ways, that I considered the pie done with; as, for example, by emptying fag-ends of glasses of wine into it; putting cheese-plates and spoons into it, as into a basket; putting wine-bottles into it, as into a cooler; but always in vain, the pie being invariably cleaned out again and brought up as before. At last, beginning to be doubtful whether I was not the victim of a spectral illusion, and whether my health and spirits might not sink under the horrors of an imaginary pie, I cut a triangle out of it, fully as large as the musical instrument of that name in a power orchestra. Human prevision could not have foreseen the result&mdash;but the waiter mended the pie. With some effectual species of cement, he adroitly fitted the triangle in again, and I paid my reckoning and fled. The Holly-Tree was getting rather dismal. I made an overland expedition beyond the screen, and penetrated as far as the fourth window. Here, I was driven back by stress of weather. Arrived at my winter quarters once more, I made up the fire, and took another Inn. It was in the remotest part of Cornwall. A great annual Miners&amp;#039; Feast was being holden at the Inn, when I and my travelling companions presented ourselves at night among the wild crowd that were dancing before it by torchlight. We had had a break-down in the dark, on a stony morass some miles away; and I had the honor of leading one of the unharnessed post-horses. If any lady or gentleman on perusal of the present lines, will take any very tall post-horse with his traces hanging about his legs, and will conduct him by the bearing- rein into the heart of a country dance of a hundred and fifty couples, that lady or gentleman will then, and only then, form an adequate idea of the extent to which that post-horse will tread on his conductor&amp;#039;s toes. Over and above which, the post-horse, finding three hundred people whirling about him, will probably rear, and also lash out with his hind legs, in a manner incompatible with dignity or self-respect on his conductor&amp;#039;s part. With such little drawbacks on my usually impressive aspect, I appeared at this Cornish Inn, to the unutterable wonder of the Cornish Miners. It was full, and twenty times full, and nobody could be received but the post-horse&mdash;though to get rid of that noble animal was something. While my fellow-travellers and I were discussing how to pass the night and so much of the next day as must intervene before the jovial blacksmith and the jovial wheelwright would be in a condition to go out on the morass and mend the coach, an honest man stepped forth from the crowd and proposed his unlet floor of two rooms, with supper of eggs and bacon, ale and punch. We joyfully accompanied him home to the strangest of clean houses, where we were well entertained to the satisfaction of all parties. But, the novel feature of the entertainment was, that our host was a chairmaker, and that the chairs assigned to us were mere frames, altogether without bottoms of any sort; so that we passed the evening on perches. Nor was this the absurdest consequence; for when we unbent at supper, and any one of us gave way to laughter, he forgot the peculiarity of his position, and instantly disappeared. I myself, doubled up into an attitude from which self-extrication was impossible, was taken out of my frame, like a Clown in a comic pantomime who has tumbled into a tub, five times by the taper&amp;#039;s light during the eggs and bacon. The Holly-Tree was fast reviving within me a sense of loneliness. I began to feel conscious that my subject would never carry me on until I was dug out. I might be a week here&mdash;weeks! There was a story with a singular idea in it, connected with an Inn I once passed a night at, in a picturesque old town on the Welch border. In a large, double-bedded room of this Inn, there had been a suicide committed by poison, in one bed, while a tired traveller slept unconscious in the other. After that time, the suicide bed was never used, but the other constantly was; the disused bedstead remaining in the room empty, though as to all other respects in its old state. The story ran, that whosoever slept in this room, though never so entire a stranger, from never so far off, was invariably observed to come down in the morning with an impression that he smelt Laudanum; and that his mind always turned upon the subject of suicide; to which, whatever kind of man he might be, he was certain to make some reference if he conversed with any one. This went on for years, until it at length induced the landlord to take the disused bedstead down, and bodily burn it&mdash;bed, hangings, and all. The strange influence (this was the story), now changed to a fainter one, but never changed afterwards. The occupant of that room, with occasional but very rare exceptions, would come down in the morning, trying to recall a forgotten dream he had had in the night. The landlord, on his mentioning his perplexity, would suggest various common-place subjects, not one of which, as he very well knew, was the true subject. But the moment the landlord suggested &amp;quot;Poison,&amp;quot; the traveller started, and cried &amp;quot;Yes!&amp;quot; He never failed to accept that suggestion, and he never recalled any more of the dream. This reminiscence brought the Welch Inns in general, before me; with the women in their round hats, and the harpers with their white beards (venerable, but humbugs, I am afraid), playing outside the door while I took my dinner. The transition was natural to the Highland Inns, with the oatmeal bannocks, the honey, the venison steaks, the trout from the loch, the whiskey, and perhaps (having the materials so temptingly at hand) the Athol brose. Once, was I coming south from the Scottish Highlands in hot haste, hoping to change quickly at the station at the bottom of a certain wild historical glen, when these eyes did with mortification see the landlord come out with a telescope and sweep the whole prospect for the horses: which horses were away picking up their own living, and did not heave in sight under four hours. Having thought of the loch-trout I was taken by quick association to the Anglers&amp;#039; Inns of England (I have assisted at innumerable feats of angling, by lying in the bottom of the boat, whole summer days, doing nothing with the greatest perseverance: which I have generally found to be as effectual towards the taking of fish as the finest tackle and the utmost science); and to the pleasant white, clean, flower-pot-decorated bed-rooms of those inns, overlooking the river, and the ferry, and the green ait, and the church-spire, and the country bridge; and to the peerless Emma with the bright eyes and the pretty smile, who waited, bless her! with a natural grace that would have converted Blue Beard. Casting my eyes upon my Holly-Tree fire, I next discerned among the glowing coals, tlie pictures of a score or more of those wonderful English posting-inns which we are all so sorry to have lost, which were so large and so comfortable, and which were such monuments of British submission to rapacity and extortion. He who would see these houses pining away, let him walk from Basingstoke or even Windsor to London, by way of Hounslow, and moralise on their perishing remains; the stables crumbling to dust; unsettled laborers and wanderers bivouacing in the outhouses; grass growing in the yards; the rooms where erst so many hundred beds of down were made up, let off to Irish lodgers at eighteen-pence a-week; a little ill-looking beer-shop shrinking in the tap of former days, burning coach-house gates for fire-wood, having one of its two windows bunged up, as if it had received punishment in a fight with the Railroad; a low, bandy-legged, brick-making bulldog standing in the door-way. What could I next see in my fire, so naturally, as the new railway- house of these times near the dismal country station; with nothing particular on draught but cold air and damp, nothing worth mentioning in the larder but new mortar, and no business doing, beyond a conceited affectation of luggage in the hall? Then, I came to the Inns of Paris, with the pretty appartement of four pieces up one hundred and seventy-five waxed stairs, the privilege of ringing the bell all day long without influencing anybody&amp;#039;s mind or body but your own, and the not-too-much-for-dinner, considering the price. Next, to the provincial Inns of France, with the great church-tower rising above the courtyard, the horse-bells jingling merrily up and down the street beyond, and the clocks of all descriptions in all the rooms, which are never right, unless taken at the precise minute when by getting exactly twelve hours too fast or too slow, they unintentionally become so. Away I went, next, to the lesser road-side Inns of Italy; where all the dirty clothes in the house (not in wear) are always lying in your ante-room; where the mosquitoes make a raisin pudding of your face in summer, and the cold bites it blue in winter; where you get what you can, and forget what you can&amp;#039;t; where I should again like to be boiling my tea in a pocket-handkerchief dumpling, for want of a tea-pot. So, to the old palace Inns and old monastery Inns, in towns and cities of the same bright country; with their massive quadrangular stair-cases whence you may look from among clustering pillars high into the blue vault of Heaven; with their stately banqueting- rooms, and vast refectories; with their labyrinths of ghostly bed-chambers, and their glimpses into gorgeous streets that have no appearance of reality or possibility. So, to the close little Inns of the Malaria districts, with their pale attendants, and their peculiar smell of never letting in the air. So, to the immense fantastic Inns of Venice, with the cry of the gondolier below, as he skims the corner; the grip of the watery odors on one particular little bit of the bridge of your nose (which is never released while you stay there); and the great bell of St. Mark&amp;#039;s Cathedral tolling midnight. Next, I put up for a minute at the restless Inns upon the Rhine, where your going to bed, no matter at what hour, appears to be the tocsin for everybody else&amp;#039;s getting up; and where, in the table d&amp;#039;h&ocirc;te room at the end of the long table (with several Towers of Babel on it at the other end, all made of white plates), one knot of stoutish men, entirely drest in jewels and dirt, and having nothing else upon them, will remain all night, clinking glasses, and singing about the river that flows and the grape that grows and Rhine wine that beguiles and Rhine woman that smiles and hi drink drink my friend and ho drink drink my brother, and all the rest of it. I departed thence, as a matter of course, to other German Inns, where all the eatables are sodden down to the same flavor, and where the mind is disturbed by the apparition of hot puddings, and boiled cherries sweet and slab, at awfully unexpected periods of the repast. After a draught of sparkling beer from a foaming glass jug, and a glance of recognition through the windows of the student beer-houses at Heidelberg and elsewhere, I put out to sea for the Inns of America, with their four hundred beds a-piece, and their eight or nine hundred ladies and gentlemen at dinner every day. Again, I stood in the bar-rooms bar-rooms thereof, taking my evening cobbler, julep, sling, or cocktail. Again, I listened to my friend the General&mdash;whom I had known for five minutes, in the course of which period he had made me intimate for life with two Majors, who again had made me intimate for life with three Colonels, who again had made me brother to twenty-two civilians&mdash;again, I say, I listened to my friend the General, leisurely expounding the resources of the establishment, as to gentlemen&amp;#039;s morning-room, sir; ladies&amp;#039; morning-room, sir; gentlemen&amp;#039;s evening-room, sir; ladies&amp;#039; evening-room, sir; ladies&amp;#039; and gentlemen&amp;#039;s evening reuniting-room, sir; music-room, sir; reading room, sir; over four-hundred sleeping-rooms, sir; and the entire planned and finited within twelve calendar months from the first clearing off of the old incumbrances on the plot, at a cost of five hundred thousand dollars, sir. Again I found, as to my individual way of thinking, that the greater, the more gorgeous, and the more dollarous, the establishment was, the less desirable it was. Nevertheless, again I drank my cobbler, julep, sling, or cocktail, in all good-will, to my friend the General, and my friends the Majors, Colonels, and civilians, all; full-well knowing that whatever little motes my beamy eyes may have descried in theirs, they belong to a kind, generous, large-hearted, and great people. I had been going on lately, at a quick pace, to keep my solitude out of my mind; but, here I broke down for good, and gave up the subject. What was I to do? What was to become of me? Into what extremity was I submissively to sink? Supposing that, like Baron Trenck, I looked out for a mouse or spider, and found one, and beguiled my imprisonment by training it? Even that might be dangerous with a view to the future. I might be so far gone when the road did come to be cut through the snow, that, on my way forth, I might burst into tears, and beseech, like the prisoner who was released in his old age from the Bastille, to be taken back again to the five windows, the ten curtains, and the sinuous drapery. A desperate idea came into my head. Under any other circumstances I should have rejected it; but, in the strait at which I was, I held it fast. Could I so far overcome the inherent bashfulness which withheld me from the landlord&amp;#039;s table and the company I might find there, as to make acquaintance, under various pretences, with some of the inmates of the house, singly&mdash;with the object of getting from each, either a whole autobiography, or a passage or experience in one, with which I could cheat the tardy time: first of all by seeking out, then by listening to, then by remembering and writing down? Could I, I asked myself, so far overcome my retiring nature as to do this. I could. I would. I did. The results of this conception I proceed to give, in the exact order in which I attained them. I began my plan of operations at once, and, by slow approaches and after overcoming many obstacles (all of my own making, I believe), reached the story of: Where had he been in his time? he repeated when I asked him the question. Lord, he had been everywhere! And what had he been? Bless you, he had been everything you could mention a&amp;#039;most. Seen a good deal? Why, of course he had. I should say so, he could assure me, if I only knew about a twentieth part of what had come in his way. Why, it would be easier for him, he expected, to tell what he hadn&amp;#039;t seen, than what he had. Ah! A deal, it would. What was the curiousest thing he had seen? Well! He didn&amp;#039;t know. He couldn&amp;#039;t momently name what was the curiousest thing he had seen&mdash;unless it was a Unicorn&mdash;and he see him once, at a Fair. But, supposing a young gentleman not eight year old, was to run away with a fine young woman of seven, might I think that a queer start? Certainly?Then, that was a start as he himself had had his blessed eyes on&mdash;and he had cleaned the shoes they run away in&mdash;and they was so little that he couldn&amp;#039;t get his hand into &amp;#039;em. Master Harry Walmers&amp;#039;s father, you see, he lived at the Elmses, down away by Shooter&amp;#039;s Hill there, six or seven mile from Lunnon. He was a gentleman of spirit, and good looking, and held his head up when he walked, and had what you may call Fire about him. He wrote poetry, and he rode, and he ran, and he cricketed, and he danced, and he acted, and he done it all equally beautiful. He was uncommon proud of Master Harry as was his only child; but he didn&amp;#039;t spoil him, neither. He was a gentleman that had a will of his own and a eye of his own, and that would be minded. Consequently, though he made quite a companion of the fine bright boy, and was delighted to see him so fond of reading his fairy books, and was never tired of hearing him say my name is Norval, or hearing him sing his songs about Young May Moons is beaming love, and When he as adores thee has left but the name, and that: still he kept the command over the child, and the child was a child, and it&amp;#039;s to be wished more of &amp;#039;em was! How did Boots happen to know all this? Why, through being under-gardener. Of course he couldn&amp;#039;t be under-gardener, and be always about, in the summer-time, near the windows on the lawn, a mowing, and sweeping, and weeding, and pruning, and this and that, without getting acquainted with the ways of the family.&mdash;Even supposing Master Harry hadn&amp;#039;t come to him one morning early, and said, &amp;quot;Cobbs, how should you spell Norah, if you was asked?&amp;quot; and then begun cutting it in print, all over the fence. He couldn&amp;#039;t say he had taken particular notice of children before that; but, really it was pretty to see them two mites a going about the place together, deep in love. And the courage of the boy! Bless your soul, he&amp;#039;d have throwed off his little hat, and tucked up his little sleeves, and gone in at a Lion, he would, if they had happened to meet one and she had been frightened of him. One day he stops, along with her, where Boots was hoeing weeds in the, gravel, and says&mdash;speaking up, &amp;quot;Cobbs,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;I like you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Do you, sir? I&amp;#039;m proud to hear it.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yes, I do, Cobbs. Why do I like you, do you think, Cobbs?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t know, Master Harry, I am sure.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Because Norah likes you, Cobbs.&amp;quot; Indeed, sir? That&amp;#039;s very gratifying.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Gratifying, Cobbs? It&amp;#039;s better than millions of the brightest diamonds, to be liked by Norah.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Certainly, sir.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re going away, ain&amp;#039;t you, Cobbs?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yes sir.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Would you like another situation, Cobbs? &amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well, sir, I shouldn&amp;#039;t object, if it was a good &amp;#039;un.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Then, Cobbs,&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;you shall be our Head Gardener when we are married.&amp;quot; And he tucks her, in her little sky blue mantle, under his arm, and walks away. Boots could assure me that it was better than a picter, and equal to a play, to see them babies with their long bright curling hair, their sparkling eyes, and their beautiful light tread, a rambling about the garden, deep in love. Boots was of opinion that the birds believed they was birds, and kept up with &amp;#039;em, singing to please &amp;#039;em. Sometimes, they would creep under the Tulip-tree, and would sit there with their arms round one another&amp;#039;s necks, and their soft cheeks touching, a reading about the Prince, and the Dragon, and the good and bad enchanters, and the king&amp;#039;s fair daughter. Sometimes, he would hear them planning about having a house in a forest, keeping bees and a cow, and living entirely on milk and honey. Once, he came upon them by the pond, and heard Master Harry say, &amp;quot;Adorable Norah, kiss me, and say you love me to distraction, or I&amp;#039;ll jump in head-foremost.&amp;quot; And Boots made no question he would have done it, if she hadn&amp;#039;t complied. On the whole, Boots said it had a tendency to make him feel as if he was in love himself&mdash;only he didn&amp;#039;t exactly know who with. &amp;quot;Cobbs,&amp;quot; said Master Harry, one evening, when Cobbs was watering the flowers; &amp;quot; I am going on a visit, this present Midsummer, to my grandmamma&amp;#039;s at York.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Are you indeed, sir? I hope you&amp;#039;ll have a pleasant time. I am going into Yorkshire myself, when I leave here.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Are you going to your grandmamma&amp;#039;s, Cobbs?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No, sir. I haven&amp;#039;t got such a thing.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Not as a grandmamma, Cobbs?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No, sir.&amp;quot; The boy looked on at the watering of the flowers, for a little while, and then said, &amp;quot;I shall be very glad indeed to go, Cobbs&mdash;Norah&amp;#039;s going.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ll be all right then, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot;with your beautiful sweetheart by your side.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cobbs,&amp;quot; returned the boy, flushing. &amp;quot;I never let anybody joke about it, when I can prevent them.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It wasn&amp;#039;t a joke, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs with humility, &amp;quot;&mdash;wasn&amp;#039;t so meant.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I am glad of that, Cobbs, because I like you, you know, and you&amp;#039;re going to live with us.&mdash;Cobbs!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What do you think my grandmamma gives me, when I go down there?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I couldn&amp;#039;t so much as make a guess, sir.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A Bank of England five-pound note, Cobbs.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Whew! &amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot; that&amp;#039;s a spanking sum of money, Master Harry.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A person could do a good deal with such a sum of money as that. Couldn&amp;#039;t a person, Cobbs?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I believe you, sir!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cobbs,&amp;quot; said the boy, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll tell you a secret. At Norah&amp;#039;s house, they have been joking her about me, and pretending to laugh at our being engaged. Pretending to make game of it, Cobbs!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Such, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot;is the depravity of human natur.&amp;quot; The boy, looking exactly like his father, stood for a few minutes with his glowing face towards the sunset, and then departed with &amp;quot;Good-night, Cobbs. I&amp;#039;m going in.&amp;quot; If I was to ask Boots how it happened that he was a going to leave that place just at that present time, well, he couldn&amp;#039;t rightly answer me. He did suppose he might have stayed there till now, if he had been anyways inclined. But, you see, he was younger then and he wanted change. That&amp;#039;s what he wanted&mdash;change. Mr. Walmers, he said, to him when he give him notice of his intentions to leave, &amp;quot;Cobbs,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;have you anythink to complain of? I make the inquiry, because if I find that any of my people really has anythink to complain of, I wish to make it right if I can.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs; &amp;quot;thanking you, sir, I find myself as well sitiwated here as I could hope to be anywheres. The truth is, sir, that I&amp;#039;m a going to seek my fortun.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;O, indeed, Cobbs?&amp;quot; he says; &amp;quot; I hope you may find it.&amp;quot; And Boots could assure me&mdash;which he did, touching his hair with his boot-jack, as a salute in the way of his present&mdash;calling that he hadn&amp;#039;t found it yet. Well, sir! Boots left the Elmses when his time was up, and Master Harry he went down to the old lady&amp;#039;s at York, which old lady would have given that child the teeth out of her head (if she had had any), she was so wrapt up in him. What does that Infant do&mdash;for Infant you may call him and be within the mark&mdash;but cut away from that old lady&amp;#039;s with his Norah, on a expedition to go to Gretna Green and be married! Sir, Boots was at this identical Holly-Tree Inn (having left it several times since to better himself, but always come back through one thing or another), when, one summer afternoon, the coach drives up, and out of the coach gets them two children. The Guard says to our Governor, &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t quite make out these little passengers, but the young gentleman&amp;#039;s words was, that they was to be brought here.&amp;quot; The young gentleman gets out; hands his lady out; gives the Guard something for himself; says to our Governor, &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re to stop here to-night, please. Sitting-room and two bed-rooms will be required. Chops and cherry-pudding for two!&amp;quot; and tucks her, in her little sky-blue mantle, under his arm, and walks into the house much bolder than Brass. Boots leaves me to judge what the amazement of that establishment was, when those two tiny creatures all alone by themselves was marched into the Angel;&mdash;much more so, when he, who had seen them without their seeing him, give the Governor his views of the expedition they was upon. &amp;quot;Cobbs,&amp;quot; says the Governor, &amp;quot;if this is so, I must set off myself to York and quiet their friends&amp;#039; minds. In which case you must keep your eye upon &amp;#039;em, and humour &amp;#039;em, till I come back. But, before I take these measures, Cobbs, I should wish you to find from themselves whether your opinions is correct.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir to you,&amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot;that shall be done directly.&amp;quot; So, Boots goes upstairs to the Angel, and there he finds Master Harry on a e-normous sofa&mdash;immense at any time, but looking like the Great Bed of Ware, compared with him&mdash;a drying the eyes of Miss Norah with his pocket hankecher. Their little legs was entirely off the ground, of course, and it really is not possible for Boots to express to me how small them children looked. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s Cobbs! It&amp;#039;s Cobbs!&amp;quot; cries Master Harry, and comes running to him and catching hold of his hand. Miss Norah comes running to him on t&amp;#039;other side and catching hold of his t&amp;#039;other hand, and they both jump for joy. &amp;quot;I see you a getting out, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs. &amp;quot;I thought it was you. I thought I couldn&amp;#039;t be mistaken in your height and figure. What&amp;#039;s the object of your journey, sir?&mdash;Matrimonial? &amp;quot;We are going to be married, Cobbs, at Gretna Green,&amp;quot; returned the boy. &amp;quot;We have run away on purpose. Norah has been in rather low spirits, Cobbs; but she&amp;#039;ll be happy, now we have found you to be our friend.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Thank you, sir, and thank you, miss,&amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot;for your good opinion. Did you bring any luggage with you, sir?&amp;quot; If I will believe Boots when he gives me his word and honour upon it, the lady had got a parasol, a smelling-bottle, a round and a half of cold buttered toast, eight peppermint drops, and a hair-brush&mdash;seemingly, a doll&amp;#039;s. The gentleman had got about half-a-dozen yards of string, a knife, three or four sheets of writing-paper folded up surprising small, a orange, and a Chaney mug with his name upon it. &amp;quot;What may be the exact natur of your plans, sir? &amp;quot; says Cobbs. &amp;quot;To go on,&amp;quot; replied the boy&mdash;which the courage of that boy was something wonder-ful!&mdash;&amp;quot;in the morning, and be married to-morrow.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Just so, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs. &amp;quot;Would it meet your views, sir, if I was to accompany you?&amp;quot; When Cobbs said this, they both jumped for joy again, and cried out, &amp;quot;O yes, yes, Cobbs! Yes!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well, sir,&amp;quot; say a Cobbs. &amp;quot;If you will excuse my having the freedom to give an opinion, what I should recommend would be this. I&amp;#039;m acquainted with a pony, sir, which, put in a pheayton that I could borrow, would take you and Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior (myself driving, if you approved), to the end of your journey in a very short space of time. I am not altogether sure, sir, that this pony will be at liberty to-morrow, but even if you had to wait over to-morrow for him, it might be worth your while. As to the small account here, sir, in case you was to find yourself running at all short, that don&amp;#039;t signify; because I&amp;#039;m a part proprietor of this inn, and it could stand over.&amp;quot; Boots assures me that when they clapped their hands, and jumped for joy again, and called him &amp;quot;Good Cobbs!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Dear Cobbs!&amp;quot; and bent across him to kiss one another in the delight of their confiding hearts, he felt himself the meanest rascal for deceiving &amp;#039;em, that ever was born. &amp;quot;Is there anything you want just at present, sir?&amp;quot; says Cobbs, mortally ashamed of himself. &amp;quot;We should like some cakes after dinner,&amp;quot; answered Master Harry, folding his arms, putting out one leg, and looking straight at him, &amp;quot;and two apples&mdash;and jam. With dinner we should like to have toast-and-water. But, Norah has always been accustomed to haIf a, glass of currant wine at dessert. And so have I.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It shall be ordered at the bar, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs; and away he went. Boots has the feeling as fresh upon him at this minute of speaking, as he had then, that he would far rather have had it out in half-a-dozen rounds with the Governor, than have combined with him; and that he wished with all his heart there was any impossible place where those two babies could make an impossible marriage, and live impossibly happy ever afterwards. However, as it couldn&amp;#039;t be, he went into the Governor&amp;#039;s plans, and the Governor set off for York in half-an-hour. The way in which the women of that house&mdash;without exception&mdash;every one of &amp;#039;em&mdash;married and single&mdash;took to that boy when they heard the story, Boots considers surprising. It was as much as he could do to keep &amp;#039;em from dashing into the room and kissing him. They climbed up all sorts of places, at the risk of their lives, to look at him through a pane of glass. They was seven deep at the key-hole. They was out of their minds about him and his bold spirit. In the evening, Boots went into the room, to see how the runaway couple was getting on. The gentleman was on the window-seat, supporting the lady in his arms. She had tears upon her face, and was lying, very tired and half asleep, with her head upon his shoulder, &amp;quot;Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior, fatigued, sir?&amp;quot; says Cobbs. &amp;quot;Yes, she is tired, Cobbs; but, she is not used to be away from home, and she has been in low spirits again. Cobbs, do you think you could bring a biffin, please?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I ask your pardon, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs. &amp;quot;What was it you?&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I think a Norfolk biffin would rouse her, Cobbs. She is very fond of them.&amp;quot; Boots withdrew in search of the required restorative, and, when he brought it in, the gentleman handed it to the lady, and fed her with a spoon, and took a little himself. The lady being heavy with sleep, and rather cross, &amp;quot;What should you think, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot;of a chamber candlestick? &amp;quot; The gentleman approved; the chambermaid went first, up the great staircase; the lady, in her sky-blue mantle, followed, gallantly escorted by the gentleman; the gentleman embraced her at her door, and retired to his own apartment, where Boots softly locked him up. Boots couldn&amp;#039;t but feel with increased acuteness what a base deceiver he was, when they consulted him at breakfast (they had ordered sweet milk-and-water, and toast and currant jelly, overnight), about the pony. It really was as much as he could do, he don&amp;#039;t mind confessing to me, to look them two young things in the face, and think what a wicked old father of lies he had grown up to be. Howsomever, he went on lying like a Trojan, about the pony. He told &amp;#039;em that it did so unfort&amp;#039;nately happen that the pony was half clipped, you see, and that he couldn&amp;#039;t be taken out in that state, for fear it should strike to his inside. But, that he&amp;#039;d be finished clipping in the course of the day, and that to morrow morning at eight o&amp;#039;clock the pheayton would be ready. Boots&amp;#039;s view of the whole case, looking back upon it in my room, is, that Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior was beginning to give in. She hadn&amp;#039;t had her hair curled when she went to bed, and she didn&amp;#039;t seem quite up to brushing it herself, and it&amp;#039;s getting in her eyes put her out. But, nothing put out Master Harry. He sat behind his breakfast-cup, a tearing away at the jelly, as if he had been his own father. After breakfast, Boots is inclined to consider that they drawed soldiers&mdash;at least, he knows that many such was found in the fire- place, all on horseback. In the course of the morning, Master Harry rang the bell&mdash;it was surprising how that there boy did carry on&mdash;and said in a sprightly way, &amp;quot;Cobbs, is there any good walks in this neighbourhood?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yes, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs. &amp;quot;There&amp;#039;s Love Lane.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Get out with you, Cobbs!&amp;quot;&mdash;that was that there boy&amp;#039;s expression&mdash;&amp;quot;you&amp;#039;re joking.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Begging your pardon, sir,&amp;quot; says Cobbs, &amp;quot;there really is Love Lane. And a pleasant walk it is, and proud shall I be to show it to yourself and Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Norah, dear,&amp;quot; said Master Harry, &amp;quot;this is curious. We really ought to see Love Lane. Put on your bonnet, my sweetest darling, and we will go there with Cobbs.&amp;quot; Boots leaves me to judge what a Beast he felt himself to be, when that young pair told him, they all three jogged along together, that they had made up their minds to give him two thousand guineas a year as head gardener, on accounts of his being so true a friend to &amp;#039;em. Boots could have wished at the moment that the earth would have opened and swallerd him up; he felt so mean, with their beaming eyes a-looking at him, and believing him. Well, sir, he turned the conversation as well as he could, and he took &amp;#039;em down Love Lane to the water-meadows, and there Master Harry would have drownded himself in half a moment more, a-getting out a water-lily for her&mdash;but nothing daunted that boy. Well, sir, they was tired out. All being so new and strange to &amp;#039;em, they was tired as tired could be. And they laid down on a bank of daisies, like the children in the wood, leastways meadows, and fell asleep. Boots don&amp;#039;t know&mdash;perhaps I do&mdash;but never mind, it don&amp;#039;t signify either way&mdash;why it made a man fit to make a fool of himself, to see them two pretty babies a lying there in the clear still sunny day, not dreaming half so hard when they was asleep, as they done when they was awake. But, Lord! when you come to think of yourself, you know, and what a game you have been up to ever since you was in your own cradle, and what a poor sort of a chap you are, and how it&amp;#039;s always either Yesterday with you, or else To-mor-row, and never To-day, that&amp;#039;s where it is! Well, sir, they woke up at last, and then one thing was getting pretty clear to Boots: namely, that Mrs. Harry Walmerses Junior&amp;#039;s temper was on the move. When Master Harry took her round the waist, she said he &amp;quot;teased her so;&amp;quot; and when he says, &amp;quot;Norah, my young May Moon, your Harry tease you?&amp;quot; she tells him, &amp;quot;Yes; and I want to go home!&amp;quot; A biled fowl, and baked bread-and-butter pudding, brought Mrs. Walmers up a little; but Boots could have wished, he must privately own to me, to have seen her more sensible of the woice of love, and less abandoning of herself to currants. However, Master Harry he kept up, and his noble heart was as fond as ever. Mrs. Walmers turned very sleepy about dusk, and began to cry. Therefore, Mrs. Walmers went off to bed as per yesterday; and Master Harry ditto repeated. About eleven or twelve at night, comes back the Governor in a chaise, along with Mr Walmers and a elderly lady. Mr. Walmers looks amused and very serious, both at once, and says to our missis, &amp;quot;We are much indebted to you, ma&amp;#039;am, for your kind care of our little children, which we can never sufficiently acknowledge. Pray ma&amp;#039;am, where is my boy?&amp;quot; Our missis says, &amp;quot;Cobbs has the dear child in charge, sir. Cobbs, show Forty!&amp;quot; Then, he says to Cobbs, &amp;quot;Ah Cobbs! I am glad to see you. I understood you was here! &amp;quot; And Cobbs says, &amp;quot;Yes, sir. Your most obedient, sir.&amp;quot; I may be surprised to hear Boots say it perhaps; but, Boots assures me that his heart beat like a hammer, going up stairs. &amp;quot;I beg your pardon, sir,&amp;quot; says he, while unlocking the door; &amp;quot;I hope you are not angry with Master Harry. For, Master Harry is a fine boy, sir, and will do you credit and honour.&amp;quot; And Boots signifies to me, that if the fine boy&amp;#039;s father had contradicted him in the daring state of mind in which he then was, he thinks he should have &amp;quot;fetched him a crack,&amp;quot; and taken the consequences. But, Mr. Walmers only says, &amp;quot;No, Cobbs. No, my good fellow. Thank you!&amp;quot; And, the door being opened, goes in. Boots goes in too, holding the light, and he sees Mr. Walmers go up to the bedside, bend gently down, and kiss the little sleeping face. Then, he stands looking at it for a minute, looking wonderfully like it (they do say he ran away with Mrs. Walmers); and then he gently shakes the little shoulder. &amp;quot;Harry, my dear boy! Harry!&amp;quot; Master Harry starts up and looks at him. Looks at Cobbs too. Such is the honour of that mite, that he looks at Cobbs, to see whether he has brought him into trouble. &amp;quot;I am not angry, my child. I only want you to dress yourself and come home.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yes, Pa.&amp;quot; Master Harry dresses himself quickly. His breast begins to swell when he has nearly finished, and it swells more and more as he stands at last, a-looking at his father; his father standing a-looking at him, the quiet image of him. &amp;quot;Please may I&amp;quot;&mdash;the spirit of that litlle creatur, and the way he kept his rising tears down! &amp;quot;&mdash;Please dear Pa&mdash;may I&mdash;kiss Norah, before I go?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You may, my child.&amp;quot; So, he takes Master Harry in his hand, and Boots leads the way with the candle, and they come to that other bedroom: where the elderly lady is seated by the bed, and poor little Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior is fast asleep. There, the father lifts the child up to the pillow, and he lays his little face down for an instant by the little warm face of poor unconscious little Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior, and gently draws it to him&mdash;a sight so touching to the chambermaids who are peeping through the door, that one of them calls out &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s a shame to part &amp;#039;em!&amp;quot; But this chambermaid was always, as Boots informs me, a soft-hearted one. Not that there was any harm in that girl. Far from it. Finally, Boots says, that&amp;#039;s all about it. Mr. Walmers drove away in the chaise, having hold of Master Harry&amp;#039;s hand. The elderly lady and Mrs. Harry Walmers Junior that was never to be, (she married a Captain, long afterwards, and died in India), went off next day. In conclusion, Boots puts it to me whether I hold with him in two opinions; firstly, that there are not many couples on their way to be married, who are half as innocent of guile as those two children; secondly, that it would be a jolly good thing for a great many couples on their way to be married, if they could only be stopped in time and brought back separately. I could scarcely believe, when I came to the last word of the foregoing recital and finished it off with a flourish, as I am apt to do when I make an end of any writing, that I had been snowed up a whole week. The time had hung so lightly on my hands, and the Holly-Tree, so bare at first, had borne so many berries for me, that I should have been in great doubt of the fact but for a piece of documentary evidence that lay upon my table. The road had been dug out of the snow, on the previous day, and the document in question was my Bill. It testified, emphatically, to my having eaten and drunk, and warmed myself, and slept, among the sheltering branches of the Holly-Tree, seven days and nights. I had yesterday allowed the road twenty-four hours to improve itself, finding that I required that additional margin of time for the completion of my task. I had ordered my Bill to be upon the table, and a chaise to be at the door, &amp;quot;at eight o&amp;#039;clock to-morrow evening.&amp;quot; It was eight o&amp;#039;clock to-morrow evening, when I buckled up my travelling writing-desk in its leather case, paid my Bill, and got on my warm coats and wrappers. Of course, no time now remained for my travelling on, to add a frozen tear to the icicles which were doubtless hanging plentifully about the farm-house where I had first seen Angela. What I had to do, was, to get across to Liverpool by the shortest open road, there to meet my heavy baggage and embark. It was quite enough to do, and I had not an hour too much time to do it in. I had taken leave of all my Holly-Tree friends&mdash;almost, for the time being, of my bashfulness too&mdash;and was standing for half a minute at the Inn-door, watching the ostler as he took another turn at the cord which tied my portmanteau on the chaise, when I saw lamps coming down towards the Holly-Tree. The road was so padded with snow that no wheels were audible; but, all of us who were standing at the Inn-door, saw lamps coming on, and at a lively rate too, between the walls of snow that had been heaped up, on either side of the track. The chamber- maid instantly divined how the case stood, and called to the ostler: &amp;quot;Tom, this is a Gretna job!&amp;quot; The ostler, knowing that her sex instinctively scented a marriage or anything in that direction, rushed up the yard, bawling, &amp;quot;Next four out!&amp;quot; and in a moment the whole establishment was thrown into commotion. I had a melancholy interest in seeing the happy man who loved and was beloved; and, therefore, instead of driving off at once, I remained at the Inn-door when the fugitives drove up. A bright-eyed fellow, muffled in a mantle, jumped out so briskly that he almost overthrew me. He turned to apologise, and, by Heaven, it was Edwin! &amp;quot;Charley!&amp;quot; said he, recoiling. &amp;quot;Gracious powers, what do you do here?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Edwin, &amp;quot;said I, recoiling, &amp;quot;Gracious powers, what do you do here!&amp;quot; I struck my forehead as I said it, and an insupportable blaze of light seemed to shoot before my eyes. He hurried me into the little parlor (always kept with a slow fire in it and no poker), where posting company waited while their horses were putting to; and, shutting the door, said: &amp;quot;Charley, forgive me!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Edwin!&amp;quot; I returned. &amp;quot;Was this well? When I loved her so dearly! When I had garnered up my heart so long!&amp;quot; I could say no more. He was shocked when he saw how moved I was, and made the cruel observation, that he had not thought I should have taken it so much to heart. I looked at him. I reproached him no more. But I looked at him. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;My dear, dear Charley,&amp;quot; said he; &amp;quot;don&amp;#039;t think ill of me, I beseech you! I know you have a right to my utmost confidence, and, believe me, you have ever had it until now. I abhor secresy. Its meanness is intolerable to me. But, I and my dear girl have observed it for your sake.&amp;quot; He and his dear girl! It steeled me. &amp;quot;You have observed it for my sake, sir?&amp;quot; said I, wondering how his frank face could face it out so. &amp;quot;Yes!&mdash;and Angela&amp;#039;s,&amp;quot; said he. I found the room reeling round in an uncertain way, like a laboring humming-top. &amp;quot;Explain yourself,&amp;#039;&amp;#039; said I, holding on by one hand to an arm-chair. &amp;quot;Dear old darling Charley!&amp;quot; returned Edwin, in his cordial manner, &amp;quot;consider! When you were going on so happily with Angela, why should I compromise you with the old gentleman by making you a party to our engagement, and (after he had declined my proposals) to our secret intention? Surely it was better that you should be able honorably to say, &amp;#039;He never took counsel with me, never told me, never breathed a word of it.&amp;#039; If Angela suspected it and showed me all the favor and support she could&mdash;God bless her for a precious creature and a priceless wife!&mdash;I couldn&amp;#039;t help that. Neither I nor Emmeline ever told her, any more than we told you. And for the same good reason, Charley; trust me, for the same good reason, and no other upon earth!&amp;quot; Emmeline was Angela&amp;#039;s cousin. Lived with her. Had been brought up with her. Was her father&amp;#039;s ward. Had property. &amp;quot;Emmeline is in the chaise, my dear Edwin?&amp;quot; said I, embracing him with the greatest affection. &amp;quot;My good fellow!&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;Do you suppose I should be going to Gretna Green without her!&amp;quot; I ran out with Edwin, I opened the chaise door, I took Emmeline in my arms, I folded her to my heart. She was wrapped in soft white fur, like the snowy landscape; but was warm, and young, and lovely. I put their leaders to with my own hands, I gave the boys a five-pound note a-piece, I cheered them as they drove away, I drove the other way myself as hard as I could pelt. I never went to Liverpool, I never went to America, I went straight back to London, and I married Angela. I have never until this time, even to her, disclosed the secret of my character, and the mistrust and the mistaken journey into which it led me. When she, and they, and our eight children and their seven&mdash;I mean Edwin&amp;#039;s and Emmeline&amp;#039;s, whose eldest girl is old enough now to wear white fur herself, and to look very like her mother in it&mdash;come to read these pages, as of course they will, I shall hardly fail to be found out at last. Never mind! I can bear it. I began at the Holly-Tree, by idle accident, to associate the Christmas time of year with human interest, and with some inquiry into, and some care for, the lives of those by whom I find myself surrounded. I hope that I am none the worse for it, and that no one near me or afar off is the worse for it. And I say, May the green Holly-Tree flourish, striking its roots deep into our English ground, and having its germinating qualities carried by the birds of Heaven all over the world!</td><td>18551215</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Holly-Tree_Inn_[1855_Christmas_Number]/1855-12-15-The_HollyTree_Inn.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Holly-Tree_Inn_[1855_Christmas_Number]/1855-12-15-The_Guest.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Holly-Tree_Inn_[1855_Christmas_Number]/1855-12-15-The_Boots.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Holly-Tree_Inn_[1855_Christmas_Number]/1855-12-15-The_Bill.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>183</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/183</td><td>&lt;em&gt;The Perils of Certain English Prisoners, and Their Treasure in Women, Children, Silver, and Jewels &lt;/em&gt;(1857 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words, &lt;/em&gt;Vol. XVI, Extra Christmas Number, 7 December 1857, pp. 1-36.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-573.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-573.html&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-602.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-602.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1857-12-07&quot;&gt;1857-12-07&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1857-12-07-The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Island of Silver-Store' (No.1), pp. 1-14.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Wilkie Collins. 'The Prison in the Woods' (No.2), pp. 14-30.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Rafts on the River' (No.3), pp. 30-36.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins. &lt;em&gt;The Perils of Certain English Prisoners, and Their Treasure in Women, Children, Silver, and Jewels&lt;/em&gt; (7 December 1857). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1857-12-07-The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1857-12-07-The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>It was in the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and forty-four, that I, Gill Davis to command, His Mark, having then the honor to be a private in the Royal Marines, stood a-leaning over the bulwarks of the armed sloop Christopher Columbus, in the South American waters off the Mosquito shore. My lady remarks to me, before I go any further, that there is no such christian-name as Gill, and that her confident opinion is, that the name given to me in the baptism wherein I was made, &amp;amp;amp;c., was Gilbert. She is certain to be right, but I never heard of it. I was a foundling child, picked up somewhere or another, and I always understood my christian-name to be Gill. It is true that I was called Gills when employed at Snorridge Bottom betwixt Chatham and Maidstone, to frighten birds; but that had nothing to do with the Baptism wherein I was made, &amp;amp;amp;c., and wherein a number of things were promised for me by somebody, who let me alone ever afterwards as to performing any of them, and who, I consider, must have been the Beadle. Such name of Gills was entirely owing to my cheeks, or gills, which at that time of my life were of a raspy description. My lady stops me again, before I go any further, by laughing exactly in her old way and waving the feather of her pen at me. That action on her part, calls to my mind as I look at her hand with the rings on it&mdash;Well! I won&amp;#039;t! To be sure it will come in, in its own place. But it&amp;#039;s always strange to me, noticing the quiet hand, and noticing it (as I have done, you know, so many times) a-fondling children and grandchildren asleep, to think that when blood and honor were up&mdash;there! I won&amp;#039;t! not at present!&mdash;Scratch it out. She won&amp;#039;t scratch it out, and quite honorable; because we have made an understanding that everything is to be taken down, and that nothing that is once taken down shall be scratched out. I have the great misfortune not to be able to read and write, and I am speaking my true and faithful account of those Adventures, and my lady is writing it, word for word. I say, there I was, a-leaning over the bulwarks of the sloop Christopher Columbus in the South American waters off the Mosquito shore: a subject of his Gracious Majesty King George of England, and a private in the Royal Marines. In those climates, you don&amp;#039;t want to do much. I was doing nothing. I was thinking of the shepherd (my father, I wonder?) on the hill-sides by Snorridge Bottom, with a long staff, and with a rough white coat in all weathers all the year round, who used to let me lie in a corner of his hut by night, and who used to let me go about with him and his sheep by day when I could get nothing else to do, and who used to give me so little of his victuals and so much of his staff, that I ran away from him&mdash;which was what he wanted all along, I expect&mdash;to be knocked about the world in preference to Snorridge Bottom. I had been knocked about the world for nine-and-twenty years in all, when I stood looking along those bright blue South American waters. Looking after the shepherd, I may say. Watching him in a half-waking dream, with my eyes half-shut, as he, and his flock of sheep, and his two dogs, seemed to move away from the ship&amp;#039;s side, far away over the blue water, and go right down into the sky. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s rising out of the water, steady,&amp;quot; a voice said close to me. I had been thinking on so, that it like woke me with a start, though it was no stranger voice than the voice of Harry Charker, my own comrade. &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s rising out of the water, steady?&amp;quot; I asked my comrade. &amp;quot;What?&amp;quot; says he. &amp;quot;The Island.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;O! The Island!&amp;quot; says I, turning my eyes towards it. &amp;quot;True. I forgot the Island.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Forgot the port you&amp;#039;re going to? That&amp;#039;s odd, an&amp;#039;t it?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It is odd,&amp;quot; says I. &amp;quot;And odd,&amp;quot; he said, slowly considering with himself, &amp;quot;an&amp;#039;t even. Is it, Gill?&amp;quot; He had always a remark just like that to make, and seldom another. As soon as he had brought a thing round to what it was not, he was satisfied. He was one of the best of men, and, in a certain sort of a way, one with the least to say for himself. I qualify it, because, besides being able to read and write like a Quarter-master, he had always one most excellent idea in his mind. That was, Duty. Upon my soul, I don&amp;#039;t believe, though I admire learning beyond everything, that he could have got a better idea out of all the books in the world, if he had learnt them every word, and been the cleverest of scholars. My comrade and I had been quartered in Jamaica, and from there we had been drafted off to the British settlement of Belize, lying away West and North of the Mosquito coast. At Belize there had been great alarm of one cruel gang of pirates (there were always more pirates than enough in those Caribbean Seas), and as they got the better of our English cruisers by running into out-of-the-way creeks and shallows, and taking the land when they were hotly pressed, the governor of Belize had received orders from home to keep a sharp look-out for them along shore. Now, there was an armed sloop came once a-year from Port Royal, Jamaica, to the Island, laden with all manner of necessaries, to eat and to drink, and to wear, and to use in various ways; and it was aboard of that sloop which had touched at Belize, that I was a-standing, leaning over the bulwarks. The Island was occupied by a very small English colony. It had been given the name of Silver-Store. The reason of its being so called, was, that the English colony owned and worked a silver mine over on the mainland, in Honduras, and used this island as a safe and convenient place to store their silver in, until it was annually fetched away by the sloop. It was brought down from the mine to the coast on the backs of mules, attended by friendly Indians and guarded by white men; from thence, it was conveyed over to Silver-Store, when the weather was fair, in the canoes of that country; from Silver-Store, it was carried to Jamaica by the armed sloop once a-year, as I have already mentioned; from Jamaica it went, of course, all over the world. How I came to be aboard the armed sloop, is easily told. Four-and-twenty marines under command of a lieutenant&mdash;that officer&amp;#039;s name was Linderwood&mdash;had been told off at Belize, to proceed to Silver-Store, in aid of boats and seamen stationed there for the chace of the Pirates. The island was considered a good post of observation against the pirates, both by land and sea; neither the pirate ship nor yet her boats had been seen by any of us, but they had been so much heard of, that the reinforcement was sent. Of that party, I was one. It included a corporal and a Serjeant. Charker was corporal, and the serjeant&amp;#039;s name was Drooce. He was the most tyrannical non-commissioned officer in His Majesty&amp;#039;s service. The night came on, soon after I had had the foregoing words with Charker. All the wonderful bright colors went out of the sea and sky, in a few minutes, and all the stars in the Heavens seemed to shine out together, and to look down at themselves in the sea, over one another&amp;#039;s shoulders, millions deep. Next morning, we cast anchor off the Island. There was a snug harbor within a little reef; there was a sandy beach; there were cocoa-nut trees with high straight stems, quite bare, and foliage at the top like plumes of magnificent green feathers; there were all the objects that are usually seen in those parts, and I am not going to describe them, having something else to tell about. Great rejoicings, to be sure, were made on our arrival. All the flags in the place were hoisted, all the guns in the place were fired, and all the people in the place came down to look at us. One of those Sambo fellows&mdash;they call those natives Sambos, when they are half-negro and half-Indian&mdash;had come off outside the reef, to pilot us in, and remained on board after we had let go our anchor. He was called Christian George King, and was fonder of all hands than anybody else was. Now, I confess, for myself, that on that first day, if I had been captain of the Christopher Columbus, instead of private in the Royal Marines, I should have kicked Christian George King&mdash;who was no more a Christian, than he was a King, or a George&mdash;over the side, without exactly knowing why, except that it was the right thing to do. But, I must likewise confess, that I was not in a particularly pleasant humor, when I stood under arms that morning, aboard the Christopher Columbus in the harbor of the Island of Silver-Store. I had had a hard life, and the life of the English on the Island seemed too easy and too gay, to please me. &amp;quot;Here you are,&amp;quot; I thought to myself, &amp;quot;good scholars and good livers; able to read what you like, able to write what you like, able to eat and drink what you like, and spend what you like, and do what you like; and much you care for a poor, ignorant Private in the Royal Marines! Yet it&amp;#039;s hard, too, I think, that you should have all the halfpence, and I all the kicks; you all the smooth, and I all the rough; you all the oil, and I all the vinegar.&amp;quot; It was as envious a thing to think as might be, let alone its being nonsensical; but, I thought it. I took it so much amiss, that, when a very beautiful young English lady came aboard, I grunted to myself, &amp;quot;Ah! you have got a lover, I&amp;#039;ll be bound!&amp;quot; As if there was any new offence to me in that, if she had! She was sister to the captain of our sloop, who had been in a poor way for some time, and who was so ill then that he was obliged to be carried ashore. She was the child of a military officer, and had come out there with her sister, who was married to one of the owners of the silver-mine, and who had three children with her. It was easy to see that she was the light and spirit of the Island. After I had got a good look at her, I grunted to myself again, in an even worse state of mind than before, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll be damned, if I don&amp;#039;t hate him, whoever he is!&amp;quot; My officer, Lieutenant Linderwood, was as ill as the captain of the sloop, and was carried ashore, too. They were both young men of about my age, who had been delicate in the West India climate. I even took that, in bad part. I thought I was much fitter for the work than they were, and that if all of us had our deserts, I should be both of them rolled into one. (It may be imagined what sort of an officer of marines I should have made, without the power of reading a written order. And as to any knowledge how to command the sloop&mdash;Lord! I should have sunk her in a quarter of an hour!) However, such were my reflections; and when we men were ashore and dismissed, I strolled about the place along with Charker, making my observations in a similar spirit. It was a pretty place: in all its arrangements partly South American and partly English, and very agreeable to look at on that account, being like a bit of home that had got chipped off and had floated away to that spot, accommodating itself to circumstances as it drifted along. The huts of the Sambos, to the number of five-and-twenty, perhaps, were down by the beach to the left of the anchorage. On the right was a sort of barrack, with a South American Flag and the Union Jack, flying from the same staff, where the little English colony could all come together, if they saw occasion. It was a walled square of building, with a sort of pleasure-ground inside, and inside that again, a sunken block like a powder magazine, with a little square trench round it, and steps down to the door. Charker and I were looking in at the gate, which was not guarded; and I had said to Charker, in reference to the bit like a powder magazine, &amp;quot;that&amp;#039;s where they keep the silver, you see;&amp;quot; and Charker had said to me, after thinking it over, &amp;quot;And silver an&amp;#039;t gold. Is it, Gill?&amp;quot; when the beautiful young English lady I had been so bilious about, looked out of a door, or a window&mdash;at all events looked out, from under a bright awning. She no sooner saw us two in uniform, than she came out so quickly that she was still putting on her broad Mexican hat of plaited straw when we saluted. &amp;quot;Would you like to come in,&amp;quot; she said, &amp;quot;and see the place? It is rather a curious place.&amp;quot; We thanked the young lady, and said we didn&amp;#039;t wish to be troublesome; but, she said it could be no trouble to an English soldier&amp;#039;s daughter, to show English soldiers how their countrymen and countrywomen fared, so far away from England; and consequently we saluted again, and went in. Then, as we stood in the shade, she showed us (being as affable as beautiful), how the different families lived in their separate houses, and how there was a general house for stores, and a general reading-room, and a general room for music and dancing, and a room for Church; and how there were other houses on the rising-ground called the Signal Hill, where they lived in the hotter weather. &amp;quot;Your officer has been carried up there,&amp;quot; she said, &amp;quot;and my brother, too, for the better air. At present, our few residents are dispersed over both spots: deducting, that is to say, such of our number as are always going to, or coming from, or staying at, the Mine.&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;He is among one of those parties,&amp;quot; I thought, &amp;quot;and I wish somebody would knock his head off.&amp;quot;) &amp;quot;Some of our married ladies live here,&amp;quot; she said, &amp;quot;during at least half the year, as lonely as widows, with their children.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Many children here, ma&amp;#039;am?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Seventeen. There are thirteen married ladies, and there are eight like me.&amp;quot; There were not eight like her&mdash;there was not one like her&mdash;in the world. She meant, single. &amp;quot;Which, with about thirty Englishmen of various degrees,&amp;quot; said the young lady, &amp;quot;form the little colony now on the Island. I don&amp;#039;t count the sailors, for they don&amp;#039;t belong to us. Nor the soldiers,&amp;quot; she gave us a gracious smile when she spoke of the soldiers, &amp;quot;for the same reason.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Nor the Sambos, ma&amp;#039;am,&amp;quot; said I. &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Under your favor, and with your leave, ma&amp;#039;am,&amp;quot; said I, &amp;quot;are they trustworthy?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Perfectly! We are all very kind to them, and they are very grateful to us.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Indeed, ma&amp;#039;am? Now&mdash;Christian George King?&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Very much attached to us all. Would die for us.&amp;quot; She was, as in my uneducated way I have observed very beautiful women almost always to be, so composed, that her composure gave great weight to what she said, and I believed it. Then, she pointed out to us the building like a powder magazine, and explained to us in what manner the silver was brought from the mine, and was brought over from the mainland, and was stored there. The Christopher Columbus would have a rich lading, she said, for there had been a great yield that year, a much richer yield than usual, and there was a chest of jewels besides the silver. When we had looked about us, and were getting sheepish, through fearing we were troublesome, she turned us over to a young woman, English born but West India bred, who served her as her maid. This young woman was the widow of a non-commissioned officer in a regiment of the line. She had got married and widowed at St. Vincent, with only a few months between the two events. She was a little saucy woman, with a bright pair of eyes, rather a neat little foot and figure, and rather a neat little turned-up nose. The sort of young woman, I considered at the time, who appeared to invite you to give her a kiss, and who would have slapped your face if you accepted the invitation. I couldn&amp;#039;t make out her name at first; for, when she gave it in answer to my inquiry, it sounded like Beltot, which didn&amp;#039;t sound right. But, when we became better acquainted&mdash;which was while Charker and I were drinking sugar-cane sangaree, which she made in a most excellent manner&mdash;I found that her Christian name was Isabella, which they shortened into Bell, and that the name of the deceased non-commissioned officer was Tott. Being the kind of neat little woman it was natural to make a toy of,&mdash;I never saw a woman so like a toy in my life&mdash;she had got the plaything name of Belltott. In short, she had no other name on the island. Even Mr. Commissioner Pordage (and he was a grave one!) formally addressed her as Mrs. Belltott. But, I shall come to Mr. Commissioner Pordage presently. The name of the captain of the sloop was Captain Maryon, and therefore it was no news to hear from Mrs. Belltott, that his sister, the beautiful unmarried young English lady, was Miss Maryon. The novelty was, that her Christian name was Marion too. Marion Maryon. Many a time I have run off those two names in my thoughts, like a bit of verse. O many, and many, and many, a time! We saw out all the drink that was produced, like good men and true, and then took our leaves, and went down to the beach. The weather was beautiful; the wind steady, low, and gentle; the island, a picture; the sea, a picture; the sky, a picture. In that country there are two rainy seasons in the year. One sets in at about our English Midsummer; the other, about a fortnight after our English Michaelmas. It was the beginning of August at that time; the first of these rainy seasons was well over; and everything was in its most beautiful growth, and had its loveliest look upon it. &amp;quot;They enjoy themselves here,&amp;quot; I says to Charker, turning surly again. &amp;quot;This is better than private-soldiering.&amp;quot; We had come down to the beach, to be friendly with the boat&amp;#039;s-crew who were camped and hutted there; and we were approaching towards their quarters over the sand, when Christian George King comes up from the landing-place at a wolf&amp;#039;s-trot, crying, &amp;quot;Yup, So-Jeer!&amp;quot;&mdash;which was that Sambo Pilot&amp;#039;s barbarous way of saying, Hallo, Soldier! I have stated myself to be a man of no learning, and, if I entertain prejudices, I hope allowance may be made. I will now confess to one. It may be a right one or it may be a wrong one; but, I never did like Natives, except in the form of oysters. So, when Christian George King, who was individually unpleasant to me besides, comes a trotting along the sand, clucking &amp;quot;Yap, So-Jeer!&amp;quot; I had a thundering good mind to let fly at him with my right. I certainly should have done it, but that it would have exposed me to reprimand. &amp;quot;Yup, So-Jeer!&amp;quot; says he. &amp;quot;Bad job.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What do you mean?&amp;quot; says I. &amp;quot;Yup, So-Jeer!&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;Ship Leakee.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Ship leaky?&amp;quot; says I. &amp;quot;Iss,&amp;quot; says he, with a nod that looked as if it was jerked out of him by a most violent hiccup&mdash;which is the way with those savages. I cast my eyes at Charker, and we both heard the pumps going aboard the sloop, and saw the signal run up, &amp;quot;Come on board; hands wanted from the shore.&amp;quot; In no time some of the sloop&amp;#039;s liberty-men were already running down to the water&amp;#039;s edge, and the party of seamen, under orders against the Pirates, were putting off to the Columbus in two boats. &amp;quot;Oh Christian George King sar berry sorry!&amp;quot; says that Sambo vagabond, then. &amp;quot;Christian George King cry, English fashion!&amp;quot; His English fashion of crying was to screw his black knuckles into his eyes, howl like a dog, and roll himself on his back on the sand. It was trying not to kick him, but I gave Charker the word, &amp;quot;Double-quick, Harry!&amp;quot; and we got down to the water&amp;#039;s edge, and got on board the sloop. By some means or other, she had sprung such a leak, that no pumping would keep her free; and what between the two fears that she would go down in the harbor, and that, even if she did not, all the supplies she had brought for the little colony would be destroyed by the sea-water as it rose in her, there was great confusion. In the midst of it, Captain Maryon was heard hailing from the beach. He had been carried down in his hammock, and looked very bad; but, he insisted on being stood there on his feet; and I saw him, myself, come off in the boat, sitting upright in the stern-sheets, as if nothing was wrong with him. A quick sort of council was held, and Captain Maryon soon resolved that we must all fall to work to get the cargo out, and, that when that was done, the guns and heavy matters must be got out, and that the sloop must be hauled ashore, and careened, and the leak stopped. We were all mustered (the Pirate-Chace party volunteering), and told off into parties, with so many hours of spell and so many hours of relief, and we all went at it with a will. Christian George King was entered one of the party in which I worked, at his own request, and he went at it with as good a will as any of the rest. He went at it with so much heartiness, to say the truth, that he rose in my good opinion, almost as fast as the water rose in the ship. Which was fast enough, and faster. Mr. Commissioner Pordage kept in a red and black japanned box, like a family lump-sugar box, some document or other which some Sambo chief or other had got drunk and spilt some ink over (as well as I could understand the matter), and by that means had given up lawful possession of the Island. Through having hold of this box, Mr. Pordage got his title of Commissioner. He was styled Consul, too, and spoke of himself as &amp;quot;Government.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; He was a stiff-jointed, high-nosed old gentleman, without an ounce of fat on him, of a very angry temper and a very yellow complexion. Mrs. Commissioner Pordage, making allowance for difference of sex, was much the same. Mr. Kitten, a small, youngish, bald, botanical and mineralogical gentleman, also connected with the mine&mdash;but everybody there was that, more or less&mdash;was sometimes called by Mr. Commissioner Pordage, his Vice-commissioner, and sometimes his Deputy-consul. Or sometimes he spoke of Mr. Kitten, merely as being &amp;quot;under Government.&amp;quot; The beach was beginning to be a lively scene with the preparations for careening the sloop, and, with cargo, and spars, and rigging, and water-casks, dotted about it, and with temporary quarters for the men rising up there out of such sails and odds and ends as could be best set on one side to make them, when Mr. Commissioner Pordage comes down in a high fluster, and asks for Captain Maryon. The Captain, ill as he was, was slung in his hammock betwixt two trees, that he might direct; and he raised his head, and answered for himself. &amp;quot;Captain Maryon,&amp;quot; cries Mr. Commissioner Pordage, &amp;quot;this is not official. This is not regular.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir,&amp;quot; says the Captain, &amp;quot;it hath been arranged with the clerk and supercargo, that you should be communicated with, and requested to render any little assistance that may lie in your power. I am quite certain that hath been duly done.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Captain Maryon,&amp;quot; replies Mr. Commissioner Pordage, &amp;quot;there hath been no written correspondence. No documents have passed, no memoranda have been made, no minutes have been made, no entries and counter-entries appear in the official muniments. This is indecent. I call upon you, sir, to desist, until all is regular, or Government will take this up.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir,&amp;quot; says Captain Maryon, chafing a little, as he looked out of his hammock; &amp;quot;between the chances of Government taking this up, and my ship taking herself down, I much prefer to trust myself to the former.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You do, sir?&amp;quot; cries Mr. Commissioner Pordage. &amp;quot;I do, sir,&amp;quot; says Captain Maryon, lying down again. &amp;quot;Then, Mr. Kitten,&amp;quot; says the Commissioner, &amp;quot;send up instantly for my Diplomatic coat.&amp;quot; He was dressed in a linen suit at that moment; but, Mr. Kitten started off himself and brought down the Diplomatic coat, which was a blue cloth one, gold-laced, and with a crown on the button. &amp;quot;Now, Mr. Kitten,&amp;quot; says Pordage, &amp;quot;I instruct you, as Vice-commissioner, and Deputy-consul of this place, to demand of Captain Maryon, of the sloop Christopher Columbus, whether he drives me to the act of putting this coat on?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Mr. Pordage,&amp;quot; says Captain Maryon, looking out of his hammock again, &amp;quot;as I can hear what you say, I can answer it without troubling the gentleman. I should be sorry that you should be at the pains of putting on too hot a coat on my account; but, otherwise, you may put it on hind-side before, or inside-out, or with your legs in the sleeves, or your head in the skirts, for any objection that I have to offer to your thoroughly pleasing yourself.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Very good, Captain Maryon,&amp;quot; says Pordage, in a tremendous passion. &amp;quot;Very good, sir. Be the consequences on your own head! Mr. Kitten, as it has come to this, help me on with it.&amp;quot; When he had given that order, he walked off in the coat, and all our names were taken, and I was afterwards told that Mr. Kitten wrote from his dictation more than a bushel of large paper on the subject, which cost more before it was done with, than ever could be calculated, and which only got done with after all, by being lost. Our work went on merrily, nevertheless, and the Christopher Columbus, hauled up, lay helpless on her side like a great fish out of water. While she was in that state, there was a feast, or a ball, or an entertainment, or more properly all three together, given us in honor of the ship, and the ship&amp;#039;s company, and the other visitors. At that assembly, I believe, I saw all the inhabitants then upon the Island, without any exception. I took no particular notice of more than a few, but I found it very agreeable in that little corner of the world to see the children, who were of all ages, and mostly very pretty&mdash;as they mostly are. There was one handsome elderly lady, with very dark eyes and grey hair, that I inquired about. I was told that her name was Mrs. Venning; and her married daughter, a fair slight thing, was pointed out to me by the name of Fanny Fisher. Quite a child she looked, with a little copy of herself holding to her dress; and her husband, just come back from the mine, exceeding proud of her. They were a good-looking set of people on the whole, but I didn&amp;#039;t like them. I was out of sorts; in conversation with Charker, I found fault with all of them. I said of Mrs. Venning, she was proud; of Mrs. Fisher, she was a delicate little baby-fool. What did I think of this one? Why, he was a fine gentleman. What did I say to that one? Why, she was a fine lady. What could you expect them to be (I asked Charker), nursed in that climate, with the tropical night shining for them, musical instruments playing to them, great trees bending over them, soft lamps lighting them, fire-flies sparkling in among them, bright flowers and birds brought into existence to please their eyes, delicious drinks to be had for the pouring out, delicious fruits to be got for the picking, and every one dancing and murmuring happily in the scented air, with the sea breaking low on the reef for a pleasant chorus. &amp;quot;Fine gentlemen and fine ladies, Harry?&amp;quot; I says to Charker. &amp;quot;Yes, I think so! Dolls! Dolls! Not the sort of stuff for wear, that comes of poor private soldiering in the Royal Marines!&amp;quot; However, I could not gainsay that they were very hospitable people, and that they treated us uncommonly well. Every man of us was at the entertainment, and Mrs. Belltott had more partners than she could dance with: though she danced all night, too. As to Jack (whether of the Christopher Columbus, or of the Pirate pursuit party, it made no difference), he danced with his brother Jack, danced with himself, danced with the moon, the stars, the trees, the prospect, anything. I didn&amp;#039;t greatly take to the chief-officer of that party, with his bright eyes, brown face, and easy figure. I didn&amp;#039;t much like his way when he first happened to come where we were, with Miss Maryon on his arm. &amp;quot;Oh, Captain Carton,&amp;quot; she says, &amp;quot;here are two friends of mine!&amp;quot; He says, &amp;quot;Indeed? These two Marines?&amp;quot;&mdash;meaning Charker and self. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; says she, &amp;quot;I showed these two friends of mine when they first came, all the wonders of Silver-Store.&amp;quot; He gave us a laughing look, and says he, &amp;quot;You are in luck, men. I would be disrated and go before the mast to-morrow, to be shown the way upward again by such a guide. You are in luck, men.&amp;quot; When we had saluted, and he and the young lady had waltzed away, I said, &amp;quot;You are a pretty fellow, too, to talk of luck. You may go to the Devil!&amp;quot; Mr. Commissioner Pordage and Mrs. Commissioner, showed among the company on that occasion like the King and Queen of a much Greater Britain than Great Britain. Only two other circumstances in that jovial night made much separate impression on me. One was this. A man in our draft of marines, named Tom Packer, a wild unsteady young fellow, but the son of a respectable shipwright in Portsmouth Yard, and a good scholar who had been well brought up, comes to me after a spell of dancing, and takes me aside by the elbow, and says, swearing angrily: &amp;quot;Gill Davis, I hope I may not be the death of Serjeant Drooce one day!&amp;quot; Now, I knew Drooce always had borne particularly hard on this man, and I knew this man to be of a very hot temper: so, I said: &amp;quot;Tut, nonsense! don&amp;#039;t talk so to me! If there&amp;#039;s a man in the corps who scorns the name of an assassin, that man and Tom Packer are one.&amp;quot; Tom wipes his head, being in a mortal sweat, and says he: &amp;quot;I hope so, but I can&amp;#039;t answer for myself when he lords it over me, as he has just now done, before a woman. I tell you what, Gill! Mark my words! It will go hard with Serjeant Drooce, if ever we are in an engagement together, and he has to look to me to save him. Let him say a prayer then, if he knows one, for it&amp;#039;s all over with him, and he is on his Death-bed. Mark my words!&amp;quot; I did mark his words, and very soon afterwards, too, as will shortly be taken down. The other circumstance that I noticed at that ball, was, the gaiety and attachment of Christian George King. The innocent spirits that Sambo Pilot was in, and the impossibility he found himself under of showing all the little colony, but especially the ladies and children, how fond he was of them, how devoted to them, and how faithful to them for life and death, for present, future, and everlasting, made a great impression on me. If ever a man, Sambo or no Sambo, was trustful and trusted, to what may be called quite an infantine and sweetly beautiful extent, surely, I thought that morning when I did at last lie down to rest, it was that Sambo Pilot, Christian George King. This may account for my dreaming of him. He stuck in my sleep, cornerwise, and I couldn&amp;#039;t get him out. He was always flitting about me, dancing round me, and peeping in over my hammock, though I woke and dozed off again fifty times. At last, when I opened my eyes, there he really was, looking in at the open side of the little dark hut; which was made of leaves, and had Charker&amp;#039;s hammock slung in it as well as mine. &amp;quot;So-Jeer!&amp;quot; says he, in a sort of a low croak. &amp;quot;Yup!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hallo!&amp;quot; says I, starting up. &amp;quot;What? You are there, are you?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Iss,&amp;quot; says he. &amp;quot;Christian George King got news.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What news has he got?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pirates out!&amp;quot; I was on my feet in a second. So was Charker. We were both aware that Captain Carton, in command of the boats, constantly watched the main land for a secret signal, though, of course, it was not known to such as us what the signal was. Christian George King had vanished before we touched the ground. But, the word was already passing from hut to hut to turn out quietly, and we knew that the nimble barbarian had got hold of the truth, or something near it. In a space among the trees behind the encampment of us visitors, naval and military, was a snugly-screened spot, where we kept the stores that were in use, and did our cookery. The word was passed to assemble here. It was very quickly given, and was given (so far as we were concerned) by Serjeant Drooce, who was as good in a soldier point of view, as he was bad in a tyrannical one. We were ordered to drop into this space, quietly, behind the trees, one by one. As we assembled here, the seamen assembled too. Within ten minutes, as I should estimate, we were all here, except the usual guard upon the beach. The beach (we could see it through the wood) looked as it always had done in the hottest time of the day. The guard were in the shadow of the sloop&amp;#039;s hull, and nothing was moving but the sea, and that moved very faintly. Work had always been knocked off at that hour, until the sun grew less fierce, and the sea-breeze rose; so that its being holiday with us, made no difference, just then, in the look of the place. But, I may mention that it was a holiday, and the first we had had since our hard work began. Last night&amp;#039;s ball had been given, on the leak&amp;#039;s being repaired, and the careening done. The worst of the work was over, and to-morrow we were to begin to get the sloop afloat again. We marines were now drawn up here, under arms. The chace-party were drawn up separate. The men of the Columbus were drawn up separate. The officers stepped out into the midst of the three parties, and spoke so as all might hear. Captain Carton was the officer in command, and he had a spy-glass in his hand. His coxswain stood by him with another spyglass, and with a slate on which he seemed to have been taking down signals. &amp;quot;Now, men!&amp;quot; says Captain Carton; &amp;quot;I have to let you know, for your satisfaction: Firstly, that there are ten pirate-boats, strongly-manned and armed, lying hidden up a creek yonder on the coast, under the overhanging branches of the dense trees. Secondly, that they will certainly come out this night when the moon rises, on a pillaging and murdering expedition, of which some part of the main land is the object. Thirdly&mdash;don&amp;#039;t cheer, men!&mdash;that we will give chace, and, if we can get at them, rid the world of them, please God!&amp;quot; Nobody spoke, that I heard, and nobody moved, that I saw. Yet there was a kind of ring, as if every man answered and approved with the best blood that was inside of him. &amp;quot;Sir,&amp;quot; says Captain Maryon, &amp;quot;I beg to volunteer on this service, with my boats. My people volunteer, to the ship&amp;#039;s boys.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;In His Majesty&amp;#039;s name and service,&amp;quot; the other answers, touching his hat, &amp;quot;I accept your aid with pleasure. Lieutenant Linderwood, how will you divide your men?&amp;quot; I was ashamed&mdash;I give it out to be written down as large and plain as possible&mdash;I was heart and soul ashamed of my thoughts of those two sick officers, Captain Maryon and Lieutenant Linderwood, when I saw them, then and there. The spirit in those two gentlemen beat down their illness (and very ill I knew them to be) like Saint George beating down the Dragon. Pain and weakness, want of ease and want of rest, had no more place in their minds than fear itself. Meaning now to express for my lady to write down, exactly what I felt then and there, I felt this: &amp;quot;You two brave fellows that I have been so grudgeful of, I know that if you were dying you would put it off to get up and do your best, and then you would be so modest that in lying down again to die, you would hardly say, &amp;#039;I did it!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; It did me good. It really did me good. But, to go back to where I broke off. Says Captain Carton to Lieutenant Linderwood, &amp;quot;Sir, how will you divide your men? There is not room for all; and a few men should, in any case, be left here.&amp;quot; There was some debate about it. At last, it was resolved to leave eight Marines and four seamen on the Island, besides the sloop&amp;#039;s two boys. And because it was considered that the friendly Sambos would only want to be commanded in case of any danger (though none at all was apprehended there), the officers were in favour of leaving the two non-commissioned officers, Drooce and Charker. It was a heavy disappointment to them, just as my being one of the left was a heavy disappointment to me&mdash;then, but not soon afterwards. We men drew lots for it, and I drew &amp;quot;Island.&amp;quot; So did Tom Packer. So, of course, did four more of our rank and file. When this was settled, verbal instructions were given to all hands to keep the intended expedition secret, in order that the women and children might not be alarmed, or the expedition put in a difficulty by more volunteers. The assembly was to be on that same spot, at sunset. Every man was to keep up an appearance, meanwhile, of occupying himself in his usual way. That is to say, every man excepting four old trusty seamen, who were appointed, with an officer, to see to the arms and ammunition, and to muffle the rullocks of the boats, and to make everything as trim and swift and silent as it could be made. The Sambo Pilot had been present all the while, in case of his being wanted, and had said to the officer in command, five hundred times over if he had said it once, that Christian George King would stay with the So-Jeers, and take care of the booffer ladies and the booffer childs&mdash;booffer being that native&amp;#039;s expression for beautiful. He was now asked a few questions concerning the putting off of the boats, and in particular whether there was any way of embarking at the back of the Island: which Captain Carton would have half liked to do, and then have dropped round in its shadow and slanted across to the main. But, &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot; says Christian George King. &amp;quot;No, no, no! Told you so, ten time. No, no, no! All reef, all rock, all swim, all drown!&amp;quot; Striking out as he said it, like a swimmer gone mad, and turning over on his back on dry land, and spluttering himself to death, in a manner that made him quite an exhibition. The sun went down, after appearing to be a long time about it, and the assembly was called. Every man answered to his name, of course, and was at his post. It was not yet black dark, and the roll was only just gone through, when up comes Mr. Commissioner Pordage with his Diplomatic coat on. &amp;quot;Captain Carton,&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;Sir, what is this?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;This, Mr. Commissioner,&amp;quot; (he was very short with him) &amp;quot;is an expedition against the Pirates. It is a secret expedition, so please to keep it a secret.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir,&amp;quot; says Commissioner Pordage, &amp;quot;I trust there is going to be no unnecessary cruelty committed?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir,&amp;quot; returns the officer, &amp;quot;I trust not.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That is not enough, sir,&amp;quot; cries Commissioner Pordage, getting wroth. &amp;quot;Captain Carton, I give you notice. Government requires you to treat the enemy with great delicacy, consideration, clemency, and forbearance.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir,&amp;quot; says Captain Carton, &amp;quot;I am an English Officer, commanding English Men, and I hope I am not likely to disappoint the Government&amp;#039;s just expectations. But, I presume you know that these villains under their black flag have despoiled our countrymen of their property, burnt their homes, barbarously murdered them and their little children, and worse than murdered their wives and daughters?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Perhaps I do, Captain Carton,&amp;quot; answers Pordage, waving his hand, with dignity; &amp;quot;perhaps I do not. It is not customary, sir, for Government to commit itself.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It matters very little, Mr. Pordage, whether or no. Believing that I hold my commission by the allowance of God, and not that I have received it direct from the Devil, I shall certainly use it, with all avoidance of unnecessary suffering and with all merciful swiftness of execution, to exterminate these people from the face of the earth. Let me recommend you to go home, sir, and to keep out of the night-air.&amp;quot; Never another syllable did that officer say to the Commissioner, but turned away to his men. The Commissioner buttoned his Diplomatic coat to the chin, said, &amp;quot;Mr. Kitten, attend me!&amp;quot; gasped, half choked himself, and took himself off. It now fell very dark, indeed. I have seldom, if ever, seen it darker, nor yet so dark. The moon was not due until one in the morning, and it was but a little after nine when our men lay down where they were mustered. It was pretended that they were to take a nap, but everybody knew that no nap was to be got under the circumstances. Though all were very quiet, there was a restlessness among the people; much what I have seen among the people on a race-course, when the bell has rung for the saddling for a great race with large stakes on it. At ten, they put off; only one boat putting off at a time; another following in five minutes; both then lying on their oars until another followed. Ahead of all, paddling his own outlandish little canoe without a sound, went the Sambo pilot, to take them safely outside the reef. No light was shown but once, and that was in the commanding officer&amp;#039;s own hand. I lighted the dark lantern for him, and he took it from me when he embarked. They had blue lights and such like with them, but kept themselves as dark as Murder. The expedition got away with wonderful quietness, and Christian George King soon came back, dancing with joy. &amp;quot;Yup, So-Jeer,&amp;quot; says he to myself in a very objectionable kind of convulsions, &amp;quot;Christian George King sar berry glad. Pirates all be blown a-pieces. Yup! Yup!&amp;quot; My reply to that cannibal was, &amp;quot;However glad you may be, hold your noise, and don&amp;#039;t dance jigs and slap your knees about it, for I can&amp;#039;t abear to see you do it.&amp;quot; I was on duty then; we twelve who were left, being divided into four watches of three each, three hours&amp;#039; spell. I was relieved at twelve. A little before that time, I had challenged, and Miss Maryon and Mrs. Belltott had come in. &amp;quot;Good Davis,&amp;quot; says Miss Maryou, &amp;quot;what is the matter? Where is my brother?&amp;quot; I told her what was the matter, and where her brother was. &amp;quot;O Heaven help him!&amp;quot; says she, clasping her hands and looking up&mdash;she was close in front of me, and she looked most lovely to be sure; &amp;quot;he is not sufficiently recovered, not strong enough, for such strife!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If you had seen him, miss,&amp;quot; I told her, &amp;quot;as I saw him when he volunteered, you would have known that his spirit is strong enough for any strife. It will bear his body, miss, to wherever duty calls him. It will always bear him to an honorable life, or a brave death.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Heaven bless you!&amp;quot; says she, touching my arm. &amp;quot;I know it. Heaven bless you!&amp;quot; Mrs. Belltott surprised me by trembling and saying nothing. They were still standing looking towards the sea and listening, after the relief had come round. It continuing very dark, I asked to be allowed to take them back. Miss Maryon thanked me, and she put her arm in mine, and I did take them back. I have now got to make a confession that will appear singular. After I had left them, I laid myself down on my face on the beach, and cried, for the first time since I had frightened birds as a boy at Snorridge Bottom, to think what a poor, ignorant, low-placed, private soldier I was. It was only for half a minute or so. A man can&amp;#039;t at all times be quite master of himself, and it was only for half a minute or so. Then I up and went to my hut, and turned into my hammock, and fell asleep with wet eyelashes, and a sore, sore heart. Just as I had often done when I was a child, and had been worse used than usual. I slept (as a child under those circumstances might) very sound, and yet very sore at heart all through my sleep. I was awoke by the words, &amp;quot;He is a determined man.&amp;quot; I had sprung out of my hammock, and had seized my firelock, and was standing on the ground, saying the words myself. &amp;quot;He is a determined man.&amp;quot; But, the curiosity of my state was, that I seemed to be repeating them after somebody, and to have been wonderfully startled by hearing them. As soon as I came to myself, I went out of the hut, and away to where the guard was. Charker challenged: &amp;quot;Who goes there?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A friend.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Not Gill?&amp;quot; says he, as he shouldered his piece. &amp;quot;Gill,&amp;quot; says I. &amp;quot;Why, what the deuce do you do out of your hammock?&amp;quot; says he. &amp;quot;Too hot for sleep,&amp;quot; says I; &amp;quot;is all right?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Right!&amp;quot; says Charker, &amp;quot;yes, yes; all&amp;#039;s right enough here; what should be wrong here? It&amp;#039;s the boats that we want to know of. Except for fire-flies twinkling about, and the lonesome splashes of great creatures as they drop into the water, there&amp;#039;s nothing going on here to ease a man&amp;#039;s mind from the boats.&amp;quot; The moon was above the sea, and had risen, I should say, some half-an-hour. As Charker spoke, with his face towards the sea, I, looking landward, suddenly laid my right hand on his breast, and said, &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t move. Don&amp;#039;t turn. Don&amp;#039;t raise your voice! You never saw a Maltese face here?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No. What do you mean?&amp;quot; he asks, staring at me. &amp;quot;Nor yet an English face, with one eye and a patch across the nose?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No. What ails you? What do you mean?&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I had seen both, looking at us round the stem of a cocoa-nut tree, where the moon struck them. I had seen that Sambo Pilot, with one hand laid on the stem of the tree, drawing them back into the heavy shadow. I had seen their naked cutlasses twinkle and shine, like bits of the moonshine in the water that had got blown ashore among the trees by the light wind. I had seen it all, in a moment. And I saw in a moment (as any man would), that the signalled move of the pirates on the main-land was a plot and a feint; that the leak had been made to disable the sloop; that the boats had been tempted away, to leave the Island unprotected; that the pirates had landed by some secreted way at the back; and that Christian George King was a double-dyed traitor, and a most infernal villain. I considered, still all in one and the same moment, that Charker was a brave man, but not quick with his head; and that Serjeant Drooce, with a much better head, was close by. All I said to Charker was, &amp;quot;I am afraid we are betrayed. Turn your back full to the moonlight on the sea, and cover the stem of the cocoa-nut tree which will then be right before you, at the height of a man&amp;#039;s heart. Are you right?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I am right,&amp;quot; says Charker, turning instantly, and falling into the position with a nerve of iron; &amp;quot;and right a&amp;#039;nt left. Is it Gill?&amp;quot; A few seconds brought me to Serjeant Drooce&amp;#039;s hut. He was fast asleep, and being a heavy sleeper, I had to lay my hand upon him to rouse him. The instant I touched him he came rolling out of his hammock, and upon me like a tiger. And a tiger he was, except that he knew what he was up to, in his utmost heat, as well as any man. I had to struggle with him pretty hard to bring him to his senses, panting all the while (for he gave me a breather), &amp;quot;Serjeant, I am Gill Davis! Treachery! Pirates on the Island!&amp;quot; The last words brought him round, and he took his hands off. &amp;quot;I have seen two of them within this minute,&amp;quot; said I. And so I told him what I had told Harry Charker. His soldierly, though tyrannical, head was clear in an instant. He didn&amp;#039;t waste one word, even of surprise. &amp;quot;Order the guard,&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;to draw off quietly into the Fort.&amp;quot; (They called the enclosure I have before mentioned, the Fort, though it was not much of that.) &amp;quot;Then get you to the Fort as quick as you can, rouse up every soul there, and fasten the gate. I will bring in all those who are up at the Signal Hill. If we are surrounded before we can join you, you must make a sally and cut us out if you can. The word among our men is, &amp;#039;Women and children!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; He burst away, like fire going before the wind over dry reeds. He roused up the seven men who were off duty, and had them bursting away with him, before they knew they were not asleep. I reported orders to Charker, and ran to the Fort, as I have never run at any other time in all my life: no, not even in a dream. The gate was not fast, and had no good fastening: only a double wooden bar, a poor chain, and a bad lock. Those, I secured as well as they could be secured in a few seconds by one pair of hands, and so ran to that part of the building where Miss Maryon lived. I called to her loudly by her name until she answered. I then called loudly all the names I knew&mdash;Mrs. Macey (Miss Maryon&amp;#039;s married sister), Mr. Macey, Mrs. Venning, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher, even Mr. and Mrs. Pordage. Then I called out, &amp;quot;All you gentlemen here, get up and defend the place! We are caught in a trap. Pirates have landed. We are attacked!&amp;quot; At the terrible word &amp;quot;Pirates!&amp;quot;&mdash;for, those villains had done such deeds in those seas as never can be told in writing, and can scarcely be so much as thought of&mdash;cries and screams rose up from every part of the place. Quickly, lights moved about from window to window, and the cries moved about with them, and men, women and children came flying down into the square. I remarked to myself, even then, what a number of things I seemed to see at once. I noticed Mrs. Macey coming towards me, carrying all her three children together. I noticed Mr. Pordage, in the greatest terror, in vain trying to get on his Diplomatic coat; and Mr. Kitten respectfully tying his pocket-handkerchief over Mrs. Pordage&amp;#039;s nightcap. I noticed Mrs. Belltott run out screaming, and shrink upon the ground near me, and cover her face in her hands, and lie, all of a bundle, shivering. But, what I noticed with the greatest pleasure was, the determined eyes with which those men of the Mine that I had thought fine gentlemen, came round me with what arms they had: to the full as cool and resolute as I could be, for my life&mdash;aye, and for my soul, too, into the bargain! The chief person being Mr. Macey, I told him how the three men of the guard would be at the gate directly, if they were not already there, and how Serjeant Drooce and the other seven were gone to bring in the outlying part of the people of Silver-store. I next urged him, for the love all who were dear to him, to trust no Sambo, and, above all, if he could get any good chance at Christian George King, not to lose it, but to put him out of the world. &amp;quot;I will follow your advice to the letter, Davis,&amp;quot; says he; &amp;quot;what next?&amp;quot; My answer was, &amp;quot;I think, sir, I would recommend you next, to order down such heavy furniture and lumber as can be moved, and make a barricade within the gate.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s good again,&amp;quot; says he; &amp;quot;will you see it done?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll willingly help to do it,&amp;quot; says I, &amp;quot;unless or until my superior, Serjeant Drooce, gives me other orders.&amp;quot; He shook me by the hand, and having told off some of his companions to help me, bestirred himself to look to the arms and ammunition. A proper quick, brave, steady, ready gentleman! One of their three little children was deaf and dumb. Miss Maryon had been from the first with all the children, soothing them, and dressing them (poor little things, they had been brought out of their beds), and making them believe that it was a game of play, so that some of them were now even laughing. I had been working hard with the others at the barricade, and had got up a pretty good breastwork within the gate. Drooce and the seven had come back, bringing in the people from the Signal Hill, and had worked along with us: but, I had not so much as spoken a word to Drooce, nor had Drooce so much as spoken a word to me, for we were both too busy. The breastwork was now finished, and I found Miss Maryon at my side, with a child in her arms. Her dark hair was fastened round her head with a band. She had a quantity of it, and it looked even richer and more precious, put up hastily out of her way, than I had seen it look when it was carefully arranged. She was very pale, but extraordinarily quiet and still. &amp;quot;Dear good Davis,&amp;quot; said she, &amp;quot;I have been waiting to speak one word to you.&amp;quot; I turned to her directly. If I had received a musket-ball in the heart, and she had stood there, I almost believe I should have turned to her before I dropped. &amp;quot;This pretty little creature,&amp;quot; said she, kissing the child in her arms, who was playing with her hair and trying to pull it down, &amp;quot;cannot hear what we say&mdash;can hear nothing. I trust you so much, and have such great confidence in you, that I want you to make me a promise.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What is it, Miss?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That if we are defeated, and you are absolutely sure of my being taken, you will kill me.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I shall not be alive to do it, Miss. I shall have died in your defence before it comes to that. They must step across my body, to lay a hand on you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But, if you are alive, you brave soldier.&amp;quot; How she looked at me! &amp;quot;And if you cannot save me from the Pirates, living, you will save me, dead. Tell me so.&amp;quot; Well! I told her I would do that, at the last, if all else failed. She took my hand&mdash;my rough, coarse hand&mdash;and put it to her lips. She put it to the child&amp;#039;s lips, and the child kissed it. I believe I had the strength of half a dozen men in me, from that moment, until the fight was over. All this time, Mr. Commissioner Pordage had been wanting to make a Proclamation to the Pirates, to lay down their arms and go away; and everybody had been hustling him about and tumbling over him, while he was calling for pen and ink to write it with. Mrs. Pordage, too, had some curious ideas about the British respectability of her nightcap (which had as many frills to it, growing in layers one inside another, as if it was a white vegetable of the artichoke sort), and she wouldn&amp;#039;t take the nightcap off, and would be angry when it got crushed by the other ladies who were handing things about, and, in short, she gave as much trouble as her husband did. But, as we were now forming for the defence of the place, they were both poked out of the way with no ceremony. The children and ladies were got into the little trench which surrounded the silver-house (we were afraid of leaving them in any of the light buildings, lest they should be set on fire), and we made the best disposition we could. There was a pretty good store, in point of amount, of tolerable swords and cutlasses. Those were issued. There were, also, perhaps a score or so of spare muskets. Those were brought out. To my astonishment, little Mrs. Fisher that I had taken for a doll and a baby, was not only very active in that service, but volunteered to load the spare arms. &amp;quot;For, I understand it well,&amp;quot; says she, cheerfully, without a shake in her voice. &amp;quot;I am a soldier&amp;#039;s daughter and a sailor&amp;#039;s sister, and I understand it too,&amp;quot; says Miss Maryon, just in the same way. Steady and busy behind where I stood, those two beautiful and delicate young women fell to handling the guns, hammering the flints, looking to the locks, and quietly directing others to pass up powder and bullets from hand to hand, as unflinching as the best of tried soldiers. Serjeant Drooce had brought in word that the pirates were very strong in numbers&mdash; over a hundred, was his estimate&mdash;and that they were not, even then, all landed; for, he had seen them in a very good position on the further side of the Signal Hill, evidently waiting for the rest of their men to come up. In the present pause, the first we had had since the alarm, he was telling this over again to Mr. Macey, when Mr. Macey suddenly cried out: &amp;quot;The signal! Nobody has thought of the signal!&amp;quot; We knew of no signal, so we could not have thought of it. &amp;quot;What signal may you mean, sir?&amp;quot; says Serjeant Drooce, looking sharp at him. &amp;quot;There is a pile of wood upon the Signal Hill. If it could be lighted&mdash;which never has been done yet&mdash;it would be a signal of distress to the mainland.&amp;quot; Charker cries, directly: &amp;quot;Serjeant Drooce, dispatch me on that duty. Give me the two men who were on guard with me to-night, and I&amp;#039;ll light the fire, if it can be done.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And if it can&amp;#039;t, Corporal&mdash;&amp;quot; Mr. Macey strikes in. &amp;quot;Look at these ladies and children, sir!&amp;quot; says Charker. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d sooner light myself, than not try any chance to save them.&amp;quot; We gave him a Hurrah!&mdash;it burst from us, come of it what might&mdash;and he got his two men, and was let out at the gate, and crept away. I had no sooner come back to my place from being one of the party to handle the gate, than Miss Maryon said in a low voice behind me: &amp;quot;Davis, will you look at this powder. This is not right?&amp;quot; I turned my head. Christian George King again, and treachery again! Sea-water had been conveyed into the magazine, and every grain of powder was spoiled! &amp;quot;Stay a moment,&amp;quot; said Serjeant Drooce, when I had told him, without causing a movement in a muscle of his face: &amp;quot;look to your pouch, my lad. You Tom Packer, look to your pouch, confound you! Look to your pouches, all you Marines.&amp;quot; The same artful savage had got at them, somehow or another, and the cartridges were all unserviceable. &amp;quot;Hum!&amp;quot; says the Serjeant, &amp;quot;Look to your loading, men. You are right so far?&amp;quot; Yes; we were right so far. &amp;quot;Well, my lads, and gentlemen all,&amp;quot; says the Serjeant, &amp;quot;this will be a hand-to-hand affair, and so much the better.&amp;quot; He treated himself to a pinch of snuff, and stood up, square-shouldered and broad-chested, in the light of the moon&mdash;which was now very bright&mdash;as cool as if he was waiting for a play to begin. He stood quiet, and we all stood quiet, for a matter of something like half-an-hour. I took notice from such whispered talk as there was, how little we that the silver did not belong to, thought about it, and how much the people that it did belong to, thought about it. At the end of the half-hour, it was reported from the gate that Charker and the two were falling back on us, pursued by about a dozen. &amp;quot;Sally! Gate-party, under Gill Davis,&amp;quot; says the Sergeant, &amp;quot;and bring &amp;#039;em in! Like men, now!&amp;quot; We we&amp;#039;re not long about it, and we brought them in. &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t take me,&amp;quot; says Charker, holding me round the neck, and stumbling down at my feet when the gate was fast, &amp;quot;don&amp;#039;t take me near the ladies or the children, Gill. They had better not see Death, till it can&amp;#039;t be helped. They&amp;#039;ll see it soon enough.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Harry!&amp;quot; I answered, holding up his head. &amp;quot;Comrade!&amp;quot; He was cut to pieces. The signal had been secured by the first pirate party that lauded; his hair was all singed off, and his face was blackened with the running pitch from a torch. He made no complaint of pain, or of anything. &amp;quot;Good bye, old chap,&amp;quot; was all he said, with a smile. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve got my death. And Death a&amp;#039;nt life. Is it, Gill?&amp;quot; Having helped to lay his poor body on one side, I went back to my post. Serjeant Drooce looked at me, with his eyebrows a little lifted. I nodded. &amp;quot;Close up here, men, and gentlemen all!&amp;quot; said the Serjeant. &amp;quot;A place too many, in the line.&amp;quot; The Pirates were so close upon us at this time, that the foremost of them were already before the gate. More and more came up with a great noise, and shouting loudly. When we believed from the sound that they were all there, we gave three English cheers. The poor little children joined, and were so fully convinced of our being at play, that they enjoyed the noise, and were heard clapping their hands in the silence that followed. Our disposition was this, beginning with the rear. Mrs. Venning, holding her daughter&amp;#039;s child in her arms, sat on the steps of the little square trench surrounding the silver-house, encouraging and directing those women and children as she might have done in the happiest and easiest time of her life. Then, there was an armed line, under Mr. Macey, across the width of the enclosure, facing that way and having their backs towards the gate, in order that they might watch the walls and prevent our being taken by surprise. Then, there was a space of eight or ten feet deep, in which the spare arms were, and in which Miss Maryon and Mrs. Fisher, their hands and dresses blackened with the spoilt gunpowder, worked on their knees, tying such things as knives, old bayonets, and spear-heads, to the muzzles of the useless muskets. Then, there was a second armed line, under Serjeant Drooce, also across the width of the enclosure, but facing to the gate. Then, came the breastwork we had made, with a zig-zag way through it for me and my little party to hold good in retreating, as long as we could, when we were driven from the gate. We all knew that it was impossible to hold the place long, and that our only hope was in the timely discovery of the plot by the boats, and in their coming back. I and my men were now thrown forward to the gate. From a spy-hole, I could see the whole crowd of Pirates. There were Malays among them, Dutch, Maltese, Greeks, Sambos, Negroes, and Convict Englishmen from the West India Islands; among the last, him with the one eye and the patch across the nose. There were some Portuguese, too, and a few Spaniards. The captain was a Portuguese; a little man with very large ear-rings under a very broad hat, and a great bright shawl twisted about his shoulders. They were all strongly armed, but like a boarding party, with pikes, swords, cutlasses, and axes. I noticed a good many pistols, but not a gun of any kind among them. This gave me to understand that they had considered that a continued roll of musketry might perhaps have been heard on the mainland; also, that for the reason that fire would be seen from the mainland they would not set the Fort in flames and roast us alive; which was one of their favorite ways of carrying on. I looked about for Christian George King, and if I had seen him I am much mistaken if he would not have received my one round of ball-cartridge in his head. But, no Christian George King was visible. A sort of a wild Portuguese demon, who seemed either fierce-mad or fierce-drunk&mdash;but, they all seemed one or the other&mdash;came forward with the black flag, and gave it a wave or two. After that, the Portuguese captain called out in shrill English. &amp;quot;I say you! English fools! Open the gate! Surrender!&amp;quot; As we kept close and quiet, he said something to his men which I didn&amp;#039;t understand, and when he had said it, the one-eyed English rascal with the patch (who had stepped out when he began), said it again in English. It was only this. &amp;quot;Boys of the black flag, this is to be quickly done. Take all the prisoners you can. If they don&amp;#039;t yield, kill the children to make them. Forward!&amp;quot; Then, they all came on at the gate, and, in another half minute were smashing and splitting it in. We struck at them through the gaps and shivers, and we dropped many of them, too; but, their very weight would have carried such a gate, if they had been unarmed. I soon found Serjeant Drooce at my side, forming us six remaining marines in line&mdash;Tom Packer next to me&mdash;and ordering us to fall back three paces, and, as they broke in, to give them our one little volley at short distance. &amp;quot;Then,&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;receive them behind your breastwork on the bayonet, and at least let every man of you pin one of the cursed cockchafers through the body.&amp;quot; We checked them by our fire, slight as it was, and we checked them at the breastwork. However, they broke over it like swarms of devils&mdash;they were, really and truly, more devils than men&mdash;and then it was hand to hand, indeed. We clubbed our muskets and laid about us; even then, those two ladies&mdash;always behind me&mdash;were steady and ready with the arms. I had a lot of Maltese and Malays upon me, and, but for a broadsword that Miss Maryon&amp;#039;s own hand put in mine, should have got my end from them. But, was that all? No. I saw a heap of banded dark hair and a white dress come thrice between me and them, under my own raised right arm, which each time might have destroyed the wearer of the white dress; and each time one of the lot went down, struck dead. Drooce was armed with a broad-sword, too, and did such things with it, that there was a cry, in half-a dozen languages, of &amp;quot;Kill that serjeant! &amp;quot;as I knew, by the cry being raised in English, and taken up in other tongues. I had received a severe cut across the left arm a few moments before, and should have known nothing of it, except supposing that somebody had struck me a smart blow, if I had not felt weak, and seen myself covered with spouting blood, and, at the same instant of time, seen Miss Maryon tearing her dress, and binding it with Mrs. Fisher&amp;#039;s help round the wound. They called to Tom Packer, who was scouring by, to stop and guard me for one minute, while I was bound, or I should bleed to death in trying to defend myself. Tom stopped directly, with a good sabre in his hand. In that same moment all&mdash;things seem to happen in that same moment, at such a time&mdash;half-a-dozen had rushed howling at Serjeant Drooce. The Serjeant, stepping back against the wall, stopped one howl for ever with such a terrible blow, and waited for the rest to come on, with such a wonderfully unmoved face, that they stopped and looked at him. &amp;quot;See him now!&amp;quot; cried Tom Packer. &amp;quot;Now, when I could cut him out! Gill! Did I tell you to mark my words?&amp;quot; I implored Tom Packer in the Lord&amp;#039;s name, as well as I could in my faintness, to go to the Serjeant&amp;#039;s aid. &amp;quot;I hate and detest him,&amp;quot; says Tom, moodily wavering. &amp;quot;Still, he is a brave man.&amp;quot; Then he calls out, &amp;quot;Serjeant Drooce, Serjeant Drooce! Tell me you have driven me too hard, and are sorry for it.&amp;quot; The Serjeant, without turning his eyes from his assailants, which would have been instant death to him, answers: &amp;quot;No. I won&amp;#039;t.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Serjeant Drooce!&amp;quot; cries Tom, in a kind of an agony. &amp;quot;I have passed my word that I would never save you from Death, if I could, but would leave you to die. Tell me you have driven me too hard and are sorry for it, and that shall go for nothing.&amp;quot; One of the group laid the Serjeant&amp;#039;s bald bare head open. The Serjeant laid him dead. &amp;quot;I tell you,&amp;quot; says the Serjeant, breathing a little short, and waiting for the next attack. &amp;quot;No. I won&amp;#039;t. If you are not man enough to strike for a fellow-soldier because he wants help, and because of nothing else, I&amp;#039;ll go into the other world and look for a better man.&amp;quot; Tom swept upon them, and cut him out. Tom and he fought their way through another knot of them, and sent them flying, and came over to where I was beginning again to feel, with inexpressible joy, that I had got a sword in my hand. They had hardly come to us, when I heard, above all the other noises, a tremendous cry of women&amp;#039;s voices. I also saw Miss Maryon, with quite a new face, suddenly clap her two hands over Mrs. Fisher&amp;#039;s eyes. I looked towards the silver-house, and saw Mrs. Venning&mdash;standing upright on the top of the steps of the trench, with her grey hair and her dark eyes&mdash;hide her daughter&amp;#039;s child behind her, among the folds of her dress, strike a pirate with her other hand, and fall, shot by his pistol. The cry arose again, and there was a terrible and confusing rush of the women into the midst of the struggle. In another moment, something came tumbling down upon me that I thought was the wall. It was a heap of Sambos who had come over the wall; and of four men who clung to my legs like serpents, one who clung to my right leg was Christian George King. &amp;quot;Yup, So-Jeer!&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;Christian George King sar berry glad So-Jeer a prisoner. Christian George King been waiting for So-Jeer sech long time. Yup, yup!&amp;quot; What could I do, with five-and-twenty of them on me, but be tied hand and foot? So, I was tied hand and foot. It was all over now&mdash;boats not come back&mdash;all lost! When I was fast bound and was put up against the wall, the one-eyed English convict came up with the Portuguese Captain, to have a look at me. &amp;quot;See!&amp;quot; says he, &amp;quot;Here&amp;#039;s the determined man! If you had slept sounder, last night, you&amp;#039;d have slept your soundest last night, my determined man.&amp;quot; The Portuguese Captain laughed in a cool way, and, with the flat of his cutlass, hit me crosswise, as if I was the bough of a tree that he played with: first on the face, and then across the chest and the wounded arm. I looked him steady in the face without tumbling while he looked at me, I am happy to say; but, when they went away, I fell, and lay there. The sun was up, when I was roused and told to come down to the beach and be embarked. I was full of aches and pains, and could not at first remember; but, I remembered quite soon enough. The killed were lying about all over the place, and the Pirates were burying their dead, and taking away their wounded on hastily-made litters, to the back of the Island. As for us prisoners, some of their boats had come round to the usual harbour, to carry us off. We looked a wretched few, I thought, when I got down there; still, it was another sign that we had fought well, and made the enemy suffer. The Portuguese Captain had all the women already embarked in the boat he himself commanded, which was just putting off when I got down. Miss Maryon sat on one side of him, and gave me a moment&amp;#039;s look, as full of quiet courage, and pity, and confidence, as if it had been an hour long. On the other side of him was poor little Mrs. Fisher, weeping for her child and her mother. I was shoved into the same boat with Drooce and Packer, and the remainder of our party of marines: of whom we had lost two privates, besides Charker, my poor, brave comrade. We all made a melancholy passage, under the hot sun, over to the mainland. There, we landed in a solitary place, and were mustered on the sea sand. Mr. and Mrs. Macey and their children were amongst us, Mr. and Mrs. Pordage, Mr. Kitten, Mr. Fisher, and Mrs. Belltott. We mustered only fourteen men, fifteen women, and seven children. Those were all that remained of the English who had lain down to sleep last night, unsuspecting and happy, on the Island of Silver-Store. We contrived to keep afloat all that night, and, the stream running strong with us, to glide a long way down the river. But, we found the night to be a dangerous time for such navigation, on account of the eddies and rapids, and it was therefore settled next day that in future we would bring-to at sunset, and encamp on the shore. As we knew of no boats that the Pirates possessed, up at the Prison in the Woods, we settled always to encamp on the opposite side of the stream, so as to have the breadth of the river between our sleep and them. Our opinion was, that if they were acquainted with any near way by land to the mouth of this river, they would come up it in force, and re-take us or kill us, according as they could; but, that if that was not the case, and if the river ran by none of their secret stations, we might escape. When I say we settled this or that, I do not mean that we planned anything with any confidence as to what might happen an hour hence. So much had happened in one night, and such great changes had been violently and suddenly made in the fortunes of many among us, that we had got better used to uncertainty, in a little while, than I dare say most people do in the course of their lives. The difficulties we soon got into, through the off-settings and point-currents of the stream, made the likelihood of our being drowned, alone&mdash;to say nothing of our being retaken&mdash; as broad and plain as the sun at noon-day to all of us. But, we all worked hard at managing the rafts, under the direction of the seamen (of our own skill, I think we never could have prevented them from oversetting), and we also worked hard at making good the defects in their first hasty construction&mdash;which the water soon found out. While we humbly resigned ourselves to going down, if it was the will of Our Father that was in Heaven, we humbly made up our minds, that we would all do the best that was in us. And so we held on, gliding with the stream. It drove us to this bank, and it drove us to that bank, and it turned us, and whirled us; but yet it carried us on. Sometimes much too slowly, sometimes much too fast, but yet it carried us on. My little deaf and dumb boy slumbered a good deal now, and that was the case with all the children. They caused very little trouble to any one. They seemed, in my eyes, to get more like one another, not only in quiet manner, but in the face, too. The motion of the raft was usually so much the same, the scene was usually so much the same, the sound of the soft wash and ripple of the water was usually so much the same, that they were made drowsy, as they might have been by the constant playing of one tune. Even on the grown people, who worked hard and felt anxiety, the same things produced something of the same effect. Every day was so like the other, that I soon lost count of the days, myself, and had to ask Miss Maryon, for instance, whether this was the third or fourth? Miss Maryon had a pocketbook and pencil, and she kept the log; that is to say, she entered up a clear little journal of the time, and of the distances our seamen thought we had made, each night. So, as I say, we kept afloat and glided on. All day long, and every day, the water, and the woods, and sky; all day long, and every day, the constant watching of both sides of the river, and far a-head at every bold turn and sweep it made, for any signs of Pirate-boats, or Pirate-dwellings. So, as I say, we kept afloat and glided on. The days melting themselves together to that degree, that I could hardly believe my ears when I asked &amp;quot;How many, now, Miss?&amp;quot; and she answered, &amp;quot;Seven.&amp;quot; To be sure, poor Mr. Pordage had, by about now, got his Diplomatic coat into such a state as never was seen. What with the mud of the river, what with the water of the river, what with the sun, and the dews, and the tearing boughs, and the thickets, it hung about him in discoloured shreds like a mop. The sun had touched him a bit. He had taken to always polishing one particular button, which just held on to his left wrist, and to always calling for stationery. I suppose that man called for pens, ink, and paper, tape, and sealing-wax, upwards of one thousand times in four and twenty hours. He had an idea that we should never get out of that river unless we were written out of it in a formal Memorandum; and the more we laboured at navigating the rafts, the more he ordered us not to touch them at our peril, and the more he sat and roared for stationery. Mrs. Pordage, similarly, persisted in wearing her nightcap. I doubt if any one but ourselves who had seen the progress of that article of dress, could by this time have told what it was meant for. It had got so limp and rugged that she couldn&amp;#039;t see out of her eyes for it. It was so dirty, that whether it was vegetable matter out of a swamp, or weeds out of the river, or an old porter&amp;#039;s-knot from England, I don&amp;#039;t think any new spectator could have said. Yet, this unfortunate old woman had a notion that it was not only vastly genteel, but that it was the correct thing as to propriety. And she really did carry herself over the other ladies who had no night-caps, and who were forced to tie up their hair how they could, in a superior manner that was perfectly amazing. I don&amp;#039;t know what she looked like, sitting in that blessed night-cap, on a log of wood, outside the hut or cabin upon our raft. She would have rather resembled a fortune-teller in one of the picture-books that used to be in the shop windows in my boyhood, except for her stateliness. But, Lord bless my heart, the dignity with which she sat and moped, with her head in that bundle of tatters, was like nothing else in the world! She was not on speaking terms with more than three of the ladies. Some of them had, what she called, &amp;quot;taken precedence&amp;quot; of her&mdash;in getting into, or out of, that miserable little shelter!&mdash;and others had not called to pay their respects, or something of that kind. So, there she sat, in her own state and ceremony, while her husband sat on the same log of wood, ordering us one and all to let the raft go to the bottom, and to bring him stationery. What with this noise on the part of Mr. Commissioner Pordage, and what with the cries of Serjeant Drooce on the raft astern (which were sometimes more than Tom Packer could silence), we often made our slow way down the river, anything but quietly. Yet, that it was of great importance that no ears should be able to hear us from the woods on the banks, could not be doubted. We were looked for, to a certainty, and we might be retaken at any moment. It was an anxious time; it was, indeed, indeed, an anxious time. On the seventh night of our voyage on the rafts, we made fast, as usual, on the opposite side of the river to that from which we had started, in as dark a place as we could pick out. Our little encampment was soon made, and supper was eaten, and the children fell asleep. The watch was set, and everything made orderly for the night. Such a starlight night, with such blue in the sky, and such black in the places of heavy shade on the banks of the great stream! Those two ladies, Miss Maryon and Mrs. Fisher, had always kept near me since the night of the attack. Mr. Fisher, who was untiring in the work of our raft, had said to me: &amp;quot;My dear little childless wife has grown so attached to you, Davis, and you are such a gentle fellow, as well as such a determined one;&amp;quot; our party had adopted that last expression from the one-eyed English pirate, and I repeat what Mr. Fisher said, only because he said it; &amp;quot;that it takes a load off my mind to leave her in your charge.&amp;quot; I said to him: &amp;quot;Your lady is in far better charge than mine, sir, having Miss Maryon to take care of her; but, you may rely upon it, that I will guard them both&mdash;faithful and true.&amp;quot; Says he: &amp;quot;I do rely upon it, Davis, and I heartily wish all the silver on our old Island was yours.&amp;quot; That seventh starlight night, as I have said, we made our camp, and got our supper, and set our watch, and the children fell asleep. It was solemn and beautiful in those wild and solitary parts, to see them, every night before they lay down, kneeling under the bright sky, saying their little prayers at women&amp;#039;s laps. At that time we men all uncovered, and mostly kept at a distance. When the innocent creatures rose up, we murmured &amp;quot;Amen!&amp;quot; all together. For, though we had not heard what they said, we knew it must be good for us. At that time, too, as was only natural, those poor mothers in our company whose children had been killed, shed many tears. I thought the sight seemed to console them while it made them cry; but, whether I was right or wrong in that, they wept very much. On this seventh night, Mrs. Fisher had cried for her lost darling until she cried herself asleep. She was lying on a little couch of leaves and such-like (I made the best little couch I could, for them every night), and Miss Maryon had covered her, and sat by her, holding her hand. The stars looked down upon them. As for me, I guarded them. &amp;quot;Davis!&amp;quot; says Miss Maryon. (I am not going to say what a voice she had. I couldn&amp;#039;t if I tried.) &amp;quot;I am here, Miss.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The river sounds as if it were swollen to-night.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;We all think, Miss, that we are coming near the sea.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Do you believe, now, we shall escape?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I do now, Miss, really believe it.&amp;quot; I had always said I did; but, I had in my own mind been doubtful.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;How glad you will be, my good Davis, to see England again!&amp;quot; I have another confession to make that will appear singular. When she said these words, something rose in my throat; and the stars I looked away at, seemed to break into sparkles that fell down my face and burnt it. &amp;quot;England is not much to me, Miss, except as a name.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh! So true an Englishman should not say that!&mdash;Are you not well to-night, Davis?&amp;quot; Very kindly, and with a quick change. &amp;quot;Quite well, Miss.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Are you sure? Your voice sounds altered in my hearing.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No, Miss, I am a stronger man than ever. But, England is nothing to me.&amp;quot; Miss Maryon sat silent for so long a while, that I believed she had done speaking to me for one time. However, she had not; for by and by she said in a distinct, clear tone: &amp;quot;No, good friend; you must not say, that England is nothing to you. It is to be much to you, yet&mdash;everything to you. You have to take back to England the good name you have earned here, and the gratitude and attachment and respect you have won here; and you have to make some good English girl very happy and proud, by marrying her; and I shall one day see her, I hope, and make her happier and prouder still, by telling her what noble services her husband&amp;#039;s were in South America, and what a noble friend he was to me there.&amp;quot; Though she spoke these kind words in a cheering manner, she spoke them compassionately. I said nothing. It will appear to be another strange confession, that I paced to and fro, within call, all that night, a most unhappy man reproaching myself all the night long. &amp;quot;You are as ignorant as any man alive; you are as obscure as any man alive; you are as poor as any man alive; you are no better than the mud under your foot.&amp;quot; That was the way in which I went on against myself until the morning. With the day, came the day&amp;#039;s labour. What I should have done without the labour, I don&amp;#039;t know. We were afloat again at the usual hour, and were again making our way down the river. It was broader, and clearer of obstructions than it had been, and it seemed to flow faster. This was one of Drooce&amp;#039;s quiet days; Mr. Pordage, besides being sulky, had almost lost his voice; and we made good way, and with little noise. There was always a seaman forward on the raft, keeping a bright look-out. Suddenly, in the full heat of the day, when the children were slumbering, and the very trees and reeds appeared to be slumbering, this man&mdash;it was Short&mdash;holds up his hand, and cries with great caution: &amp;quot;Avast! Voices ahead!&amp;quot; We held on against the stream as soon as we could bring her up, and the other raft followed suit. At first, Mr. Macey, Mr. Fisher, and myself, could hear nothing; though both the seamen aboard of us agreed that they could hear voices and oars. After a little pause, however, we united in thinking that we could hear the sound of voices, and the dip of oars. But, you can hear a long way in those countries, and there was a bend of the river before us, and nothing was to be seen except such waters and such banks as we were now in the eighth day (and might, for the matter of our feelings, have been in the eightieth), of having seen with anxious eyes. It was soon decided to put a man ashore who should creep through the wood, see what was coming, and warn the rafts. The rafts in the meantime to keep the middle of the stream. The man to be put ashore, and not to swim ashore, as the first thing could be more quickly done than the second. The raft conveying him, to get back into mid-stream, and to hold on along with the other, as well as it could, until signalled by the man. In case of danger, the man to shift, for himself until it should be safe to take him aboard again. I volunteered to be the man. We knew that the voices and oars must come up slowly against the stream; and our seamen knew, by the set of the stream, under which bank they would come. I was put ashore accordingly. The raft got off well, and I broke into the wood. Steaming hot it was, and a tearing place to get through. So much the better for me, since it was something to contend against and do. I cut off the bend in the river, at a great saving of space, came to the water&amp;#039;s edge again, and hid myself, and waited. I could now hear the dip of the oars very distinctly; the voices had ceased. The sound came on in a regular tune, and as I lay hidden, I fancied the tune so played to be, &amp;quot;Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King!&mdash;Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King! Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King!&amp;quot; over and over again, always the same, with the pauses always at the same places. I had likewise time to make up my mind that if these were the Pirates, I could and would (barring my being shot), swim off to my raft, in spite of my wound, the moment I had given the alarm, and hold my old post by Miss Maryon. &amp;quot;Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King! Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King! Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King!&amp;quot; coming up, now, very near. I took a look at the branches about me, to see where a shower of bullets would be most likely to do me least hurt; and I took a look back at the track I had made in forcing my way in; and now I was wholly prepared and fully ready for them. &amp;quot;Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King! Chrise&amp;#039;n&mdash;George&mdash;King! Chris&amp;#039;en&mdash;George&mdash;King!&amp;quot; Here they were! Who were they? The barbarous Pirates, scum of all nations, headed by such men as the hideous little Portuguese monkey, and the one-eyed English convict with the gash across his face, that ought to have gashed his wicked head off? The worst men in the world picked out from the worst, to do the cruellest and most atrocious deeds that ever stained it? The howling, murdering, black-flag waving, mad, and drunken crowd of devils that had overcome us by numbers and by treachery? No. These were English men in English boats&mdash;good blue-jackets and red-coats&mdash;marines that I knew myself, and sailors that knew our seamen! At the helm of the first boat, Captain Carton, eager and steady. At the helm of the second boat, Captain Maryon, brave and bold. At the helm of the third boat, an old seaman, with determination carved into his watchful face, like the figure-head of a ship. Every man doubly and trebly armed from head to foot. Every man lying-to at his work, with a will that had all his heart and soul in it. Every man looking out for any trace of friend or enemy, and burning to be the first to do good, or avenge evil. Every man with his face on fire when he saw me, his countryman who had been taken prisoner, and hailed me with a cheer, as Captain Carton&amp;#039;s boat ran in and took me on board. I reported, &amp;quot;All escaped, sir! All well, all safe, all here!&amp;quot; God bless me&mdash;and God bless them&mdash;what a cheer! It turned me weak, as I was passed on from hand to hand to the stern of the boat: every hand patting me or grasping me in some way or other, in the moment of my going by. &amp;quot;Hold up, my brave fellow,&amp;quot; says Captain Carton, clapping me on the shoulder like a friend, and giving me a flask. &amp;quot;Put your lips to that, and they&amp;#039;ll be red again. Now, boys, give way!&amp;quot; The banks flew by us, as if the mightiest stream that ever ran was with us; and so it was, I am sure, meaning the stream of those men&amp;#039;s ardour and spirit. The banks flew by us, and we came in sight of the rafts&mdash;the banks flew by us, and we came alongside of the rafts&mdash;the banks stopped; and there was a tumult of laughing and crying and kissing and shaking of hands, and catching up of children and setting of them down again, and a wild hurry of thankfulness and joy that melted every one and softened all hearts. I had taken notice, in Captain Carton&amp;#039;s boat, that there was a curious and quite new sort of fitting on board. It was a kind of a little bower made of flowers, and it was set up behind the captain, and betwixt him and the rudder. Not only was this arbor, so to call it, neatly made of flowers, but it was ornamented in a singular way. Some of the men had taken the ribbons and buckles off their hats, and hung them among the flowers; others, had made festoons and streamers of their handkerchiefs, and hung them there; others, had intermixed such trifles as bits of glass and shining fragments of lockets and tobacco-boxes, with the flowers; so that altogether it was a very bright and lively object in the sunshine. But, why there, or what for, I did not understand. Now, as soon as the first bewilderment was over, Captain Carton gave the order to land for the present. But, this boat of his, with two hands left in her, immediately put off again when the men were out of her, and kept off, some yards from the shore. As she floated there, with the two hands gently backing water to keep her from going down the stream, this pretty little arbor attracted many eyes. None of the boat&amp;#039;s crew, however, had anything to say about it, except that it was the captain&amp;#039;s fancy. The captain, with the women and children clustering round him, and the men of all ranks grouped outside them, and all listening, stood telling how the Expedition, deceived by its bad intelligence, had chased the light Pirate boats all that fatal night, and had still followed in their wake next day, and had never suspected until many hours too late that the great Pirate body had drawn off in the darkness when the chace began, and shot over to the Island. He stood telling how the Expedition, supposing the whole array of armed boats to be ahead of it, got tempted into shallows and went aground; but, not without having its revenge upon the two decoy-boats, both of which it had come up with, overland, and sent to the bottom with all on board. He stood telling how the Expedition, fearing then that the case stood as it did, got afloat again, by great exertion, after the loss of four more tides, and returned to the Island, where they found the sloop scuttled and the treasure gone. He stood telling how my officer, Lieutenant Linderwood, was left upon the Island, with as strong a force as could be got together hurriedly from the mainland, and how the three boats we saw before us were manned and armed and had come away, exploring the coast and inlets, in search of any tidings of us. He stood telling all this, with his face to the river; and, as he stood telling it, the little arbor of flowers floated in the sunshine before all the faces there. Leaning on Captain Carton&amp;#039;s shoulder, between him and Miss Maryon, was Mrs. Fisher, her head drooping on her arm. She asked him, without raising it, when he had told so much, whether he had found her mother? &amp;quot;Be comforted! She lies,&amp;quot; said the Captain, gently, &amp;quot;under the cocoa-nut trees on the beach.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And my child, Captain Carton, did you find my child, too? Does my darling rest with my mother?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No. Your pretty child sleeps,&amp;quot; said the Captain, &amp;quot;under a shade of flowers.&amp;quot; His voice shook; but, there was something in it that struck all the hearers. At that moment, there sprung from the arbor in his boat, a little creature, clapping her hand and stretching out her arms, and crying, &amp;quot;Dear papa! Dear mamma! I am not killed. I am saved. I am coming to kiss you. Take me to them, take me to them, good, kind sailors!&amp;quot; Nobody who saw that scene has ever forgotten it, I am sure, or ever will forget it. The child had kept quite still, where her brave grandmama had put her (first whispering in her ear, &amp;quot;Whatever happens to me, do not stir, my dear!&amp;quot;), and had remained quiet until the fort was deserted; she had then crept out of the trench, and gone into her mother&amp;#039;s house; and there, alone on the solitary Island, in her mother&amp;#039;s room, and asleep on her mother&amp;#039;s bed, the Captain had found her. Nothing could induce her to be parted from him after he took her up in his arms, and he had brought her away with him, and the men had made the bower for her. To see those men now, was a sight. The joy of the women was beautiful; the joy of those women who had lost their own children, was quite sacred and divine; but, the ecstasies of Captain Carton&amp;#039;s boat&amp;#039;s crew, when their pet was restored to her parents, were wonderful for the tenderness they showed in the midst of roughness. As the Captain stood with the child in his arms, and the child&amp;#039;s own little arms now clinging round his neck, now round her father&amp;#039;s, now round her mother&amp;#039;s, now round some one who pressed up to kiss her, the boat&amp;#039;s crew shook hands with one another, waved their hats over their heads, laughed, sang, cried, danced&mdash;and all among themselves, without wanting to interfere with anybody&mdash;in a manner never to be represented. At last, I saw the coxswain and another, two very hard-faced men with grizzled heads who had been the heartiest of the hearty all along, close with one another, get each of them the other&amp;#039;s head under his arm, and pummel away at it with his fist as hard as he could, in his excess of joy. When we had well rested and refreshed ourselves&mdash;and very glad we were to have some of the heartening things to eat and drink that had come up in the boats&mdash;we recommenced our voyage down the river: rafts, and boats, and all. I said to myself, it was a very different kind of voyage now, from what it had been; and I fell into my proper place and station among my fellow-soldiers. But, when we halted for the night, I found that Miss Maryon had spoken to Captain Carton concerning me. For, the Captain came straight up to me, and says he, &amp;quot;My brave fellow, you have been Miss Maryon&amp;#039;s body-guard all along, and you shall remain so. Nobody shall supersede you in the distinction and pleasure of protecting that young lady.&amp;quot; I thanked his honor in the fittest words I could find, and that night I was placed on my old post of watching the place where she slept. More than once in the night, I saw Captain Carton come out into the air, and stroll about there, to see that all was well. I have now this other singular confession to make, that I saw him with a heavy heart. Yes; I saw him with a heavy, heavy heart. In the day-time, I had the like post in Captain Carton&amp;#039;s boat. I had a special station of my own, behind Miss Maryon, and no hands but hers ever touched my wound. (It has been healed these many long years; but, no other hands have ever touched it.) Mr. Pordage was kept tolerably quiet now, with pen and ink, and began to pick up his senses a little. Seated in the second boat, he made documents with Mr. Kitten, pretty well all day; and he generally handed in a Protest about something whenever we stopped. The Captain, however, made so very light of these papers that it grew into a saying among the men, when one of them wanted a match for his pipe, &amp;quot;Hand us over a Protest, Jack!&amp;quot; As to Mrs. Pordage, she still wore the nightcap, and she now had cut all the ladies on account of her not having been formally and separately rescued by Captain Carton before anybody else. The end of Mr. Pordage, to bring to an end all I know about him, was, that he got great compliments at home for his conduct on these trying occasions, and that he died of yellow jaundice, a Governor and a K.C.B. Serjeant Drooce had fallen from a high fever into a low one, Tom Packer&mdash;the only man who could have pulled the Serjeant through it&mdash;kept hospital a-board the old raft, and Mrs. Belltott, as brisk as ever again (but the spirit of that little woman, when things tried it, was not equal to appearances), was head-nurse under his directions. Before we got down to the Mosquito coast, the joke had been made by one of our men, that we should see her gazetted Mrs. Tom Packer, vice Belltott exchanged. When we reached the coast, we got native boats as substitutes for the rafts; and we rowed along under the land; and in that beautiful climate, and upon that beautiful water, the blooming days were like enchantment. Ah! They were running away, faster than any sea or river, and there was no tide to bring them back. We were coming very near the settlement where the people of Silver-Store were to be left, and from which we Marines were under orders to return to Belize. Captain Carton had, in the boat by him, a curious long-barreled Spanish gun, and he had said to Miss Maryon one day that it was the best of guns, and had turned his head to me, and said: &amp;quot;Gill Davis, load her fresh with a couple of slugs, against a chance of showing how good she is.&amp;quot; So, I had discharged the gun over the sea, and had loaded her, according to orders, and there it had lain at the Captain&amp;#039;s feet, convenient to the Captain&amp;#039;s hand. The last day but one of our journey was an uncommonly hot day. We started very early; but, there was no cool air on the sea as the day got on, and by noon the heat was really hard to bear, considering that there were women and children to bear it. Now, we happened to open, just at that time, a very pleasant little cove or bay, where there was a deep shade from a great growth of trees. Now, the Captain, therefore, made the signal to the other boats to follow him in and lie by a while. The men who were off duty went ashore, and lay down, but were ordered, for caution&amp;#039;s sake, not to stray, and to keep within view. The others rested on their oars, and dozed. Awnings had been made of one thing and another, in all the boats, and the passengers found it cooler to be under them in the shade, when there was room enough, than to be in the thick woods. So, the passengers were all afloat, and mostly sleeping. I kept my post behind Miss Maryon, and she was on Captain Carton&amp;#039;s right in the boat, and Mrs. Fisher sat on her right again. The Captain had Mrs. Fisher&amp;#039;s daughter on his knee. He and the two ladies were talking about the Pirates, and were talking softly: partly, because people do talk softly under such indolent circumstances, and partly because the little girl had gone off asleep. I think I have before given it out for my Lady to write down, that Captain Carton had a fine bright eye of his own. All at once, he darted me a side look, as much as to say. &amp;quot;Steady&mdash;don&amp;#039;t take on&mdash;I see something!&amp;quot;&mdash;and gave the child into her mother&amp;#039;s arms. That eye of his was so easy to understand, that I obeyed it by not so much as looking either to the right or to the left out of a corner of my own, or changing my attitude the least trifle. The Captain went on talking in the same mild and easy way; but began&mdash;with his arms resting across his knees, and his head a little hanging forward, as if the heat were rather too much for him&mdash;began to play with the Spanish gun. &amp;quot;They had laid their plans, you see,&amp;quot; says the Captain, taking up the Spanish gun across his knees, and looking, lazily, at the inlaying on the stock, &amp;quot;with a great deal of art; and the corrupt or blundering local authorities were so easily deceived;&amp;quot; he ran his left hand idly along the barrel, but I saw, with my breath held, that he covered the action of cocking the gun with his right&mdash;&amp;quot;so easily deceived, that they summoned us out to come into the trap. But my intention as to future operations&mdash;&mdash;&amp;quot; In a flash the Spanish gun was at his bright eye, and he fired. All started up; innumerable echoes repeated the sound of the discharge; a cloud of bright-colored birds flew out of the woods screaming; a handful of leaves were scattered in the place where the shot had struck; a crackling of branches was heard; and some lithe but heavy creature sprang into the air, and fell forward, head down, over the muddy bank. &amp;quot;What is it?&amp;quot; cries Captain Maryon from his boat. All silent then, but the echoes rolling away. &amp;quot;It is a Traitor and a Spy,&amp;quot; said Captain Carton, handing me the gun to load again. &amp;quot;And I think the other name of the animal is Christian George King!&amp;quot; Shot through the heart. Some of the people ran round to the spot, and drew him out, with the slime and wet trickling down his face; but, his face itself would never stir any more to the end of time. &amp;quot;Leave him hanging to that tree,&amp;quot; cried Captain Carton; his boat&amp;#039;s crew giving way, and he leaping ashore. &amp;quot;But first into this wood, every man in his place. And boats! Out of gunshot!&amp;quot; It was a quick change, well meant and well made, though it ended in disappointment. No Pirates were there; no one but the Spy was found. It was supposed that the Pirates, unable to retake us, and expecting a great attack upon them, to be the consequence of our escape, had made from the ruins in the Forest, taken to their ship along with the Treasure, and left the Spy to pick up what intelligence he could. In the evening we went away, and he was left hanging to the tree, all alone, with the red sun making a kind of a dead sunset on his black face. Next day, we gained the settlement on the Mosquito coast for which we were bound. Having stayed there to refresh, seven days, and having been much commended, and highly spoken of, and finely entertained, we Marines stood under orders to march from the Town-Gate (it was neither much of a town nor much of a gate), at five in the morning. My officer had joined us before then. When we turned out at the gate, all the people were there; in the front of them all those who had been our fellow-prisoners, and all the seamen. &amp;quot;Davis,&amp;quot; says Lieutenant Linderwood. &amp;quot;Stand out, my friend!&amp;quot; I stood out from the ranks, and Miss Maryon and Captain Carton came up to me. &amp;quot;Dear Davis,&amp;quot; says Miss Maryon, while the tears fell fast down her face, &amp;quot;your grateful friends, in most unwillingly taking leave of you, ask the favour that, while you bear away with you their affectionate remembrance which nothing can ever impair, you will also take this purse of money&mdash;far more valuable to you, we all know, for the deep attachment and thankfulness with which it is offered, than for its own contents, though we hope those may prove useful to you, too, in after life.&amp;quot; I got out, in answer, that I thankfully accepted the attachment and affection, but not the money. Captain Carton looked at me very attentively, and stepped back, and moved away. I made him my bow as he stepped back, to thank him for being so delicate. &amp;quot;No, miss,&amp;quot; said I, &amp;quot;I think it would break my heart to accept of money. But, if you could condescend to give to a man so ignorant and common as myself, any little thing you have worn&mdash;such as a bit of ribbon&mdash;&amp;quot; She took a ring from her finger, and put it in my hand. And she rested her hand in mine, while she said these words: &amp;quot;The brave gentlemen of old&mdash;but not one of them was braver, or had a nobler nature than you&mdash;took such gifts from ladies, and did all their good actions for the givers&amp;#039; sakes. If you will do yours for mine, I shall think with pride that I continue to have some share in the life of a gallant and generous man.&amp;quot; For the second time in my life, she kissed my hand. I made so bold, for the first time, as to kiss hers; and I tied the ring at my breast, and I fell back to my place. Then, the horse-litter went out at the gate, with Serjeant Drooce in it; and the horse- litter went out at the gate with Mrs. Belltott in it; and Lieutenant Linderwood gave the word of command, &amp;quot;Quick march!&amp;quot; and, cheered and cried for, we went out of the gate too, marching along the level plain towards the serene blue sky as if we were marching straight to Heaven. When I have added here that the Pirate scheme was blown to shivers, by the Pirate-ship which had the Treasure on board being so vigorously attacked by one of His Majesty&amp;#039;s cruisers, among the West India Keys, and being so swiftly boarded and carried, that nobody suspected anything about the scheme until three-fourths of the Pirates were killed, and the other fourth were in irons, and the Treasure was recovered; I come to the last singular confession I have got to make. It is this. I well knew what an immense and hopeless distance there was between me and Miss Maryon; I well knew that I was no fitter company for her than I was for the angels; I well knew that she was as high above my reach as the sky over my head; and yet I loved her. What put it in my low heart to be so daring, or whether such a thing ever happened before or since, as that a man so uninstructed and obscure as myself got his unhappy thoughts lifted up to such a height, while knowing very well how presumptuous and impossible to be realised they were, I am unable to say; still, the suffering to me was just as great as if I had been a gentleman. I suffered agony&mdash;agony. I suffered hard, and I suffered long. I thought of her last words to me, however, and I never disgraced them. If it had not been for those dear words, I think I should have lost myself in despair and recklessness. The ring will be found lying on my heart, of course, and will be laid with me wherever I am laid. I am getting on in years now, though I am able and hearty. I was recommended for promotion, and everything was done to reward me that could be done; but, my total want of all learning stood in my way, and I found myself so completely out of the road to it, that I could not conquer any learning, though I tried. I was long in the service, and I respected it, and was respected in it, and the service is dear to me at this present hour. At this present hour, when I give this out to my Lady to be written down, all my old pain has softened away, and I am as happy as a man can be, at this present fine old country-house of Admiral Sir George Carton, Baronet. It was my Lady Carton who herself sought me out, over a great many miles of the wide world, and found me in Hospital wounded, and brought me here. It is my Lady Carton who writes down my words. My Lady was Miss Maryon. And now, that I conclude what I had to tell, I see my Lady&amp;#039;s honored grey hair droop over her face, as she leans a little lower at her desk; and I fervently thank her for being so tender as I see she is, towards the past pain and trouble of her poor, old, faithful, humble soldier.</td><td>18571207</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners_and_Their_Treasure_in_Women_Children_Silver_and_Jewels_[1857_Christmas_Number]/1857-12-07-The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners_and_Their_Treasure_in_Women_Children_Silver_and_Jewels_[1857_Christmas_Number]/1857-12-07-The_Island_of_Silver-Store.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Perils_of_Certain_English_Prisoners_and_Their_Treasure_in_Women_Children_Silver_and_Jewels_[1857_Christmas_Number]/1857-12-07-The_Rafts_on_the_River.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>177</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/177</td><td>&lt;em&gt;The Seven Poor Travellers &lt;/em&gt;(1854 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. X, Extra Christmas Number, 25 December 1854, pp. 1-36.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-x/page-573.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-x/page-573.html&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-x/page-607.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-x/page-607.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1854-12-25&quot;&gt;1854-12-25&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1854-12-15-The_Seven_Poor_Travellers</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The First' (No.1), pp. 1-10.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;George Augustus Sala. 'The Second' (No.2), pp. 10-16.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adelaide Anne Proctor. 'The Third' (No.3), pp. 16-19.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wilkie Collins. 'The Fourth' (No.4), pp. 19-26.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;George Augustus Sala. 'The Fifth' (No.5), pp. 26-29.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eliza Lynn (later Linton). 'The Sixth' (No.6), pp. 29-34.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adelaide Anne Proctor. 'The Seventh' (No.7), pp. 34-35.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Road' (No.8), pp. 35-36.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al. &lt;em&gt;The Seven Poor Travellers&lt;/em&gt; (25 December 1854). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1854-12-15-The_Seven_Poor_Travellers&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1854-12-15-The_Seven_Poor_Travellers&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Strictly speaking, there were only six Poor Travellers; but, being a Traveller myself, though an idle one, and being withal as poor as I hope to be, I brought the number up to seven. This word of explanation is due at once, for what says the inscription over the quaint old door? RICHARD WATTS, Esq. by his Will, dated 22 Aug. 1579, founded this Charity for Six poor Travellers, who not being ROGUES,or PROCTORS, May receive gratis for one Night, Lodging, Entertainment, and Four-pence each. It was in the ancient little city of Rochester in Kent, of all the good days in the year upon a Christmas Eve, that I stood reading this inscription over the quaint old door in question. I had been wandering about the neighbouring Cathedral, and had seen the tomb of Richard Watts, with the effigy of worthy Master Richard starting out of it like a ship&amp;#039;s figure-head; and I had felt that I could do no less, as I gave the Verger his fee, than inquire the way to Watts&amp;#039;s Charity. The way being very short and very plain, I had come prosperously to the inscription and the quaint old door. &amp;quot;Now,&amp;quot; said I to myself, as I looked at the knocker, &amp;quot;I know I am not a Proctor; I wonder whether I am a Rogue!&amp;quot; Upon the whole, though Conscience reproduced two or three pretty faces which might have had smaller attraction for a moral Goliath than they had had for me, who am but a Tom Thumb in that way, I came to the conclusion that I was not a Rogue. So, beginning to regard the establishment as in some sort my property, bequeathed to me and divers co-legatees, share and share alike, by the Worshipful Master Richard Watts, I stepped backward into the road to survey my inheritance. I found it to be a clean white house, of a staid and venerable air, with the quaint old door already three times mentioned (an arched door), choice little long low lattice-windows, and a roof of three gables. The silent High Street of Rochester is full of gables, with old beams and timbers carved into strange faces. It is oddly garnished with a queer old clock that projects over the pavement out of a grave red brick building, as if Time carried on business there, and hung out his sign. Sooth to say, he did an active stroke of work in Rochester, in the old days of the Romans, and the Saxons, and the Normans, and down to the times of King John, when the rugged castle&mdash;I will not undertake to say how many hundreds of years old then&mdash;was abandoned to the centuries of weather which have so defaced the dark apertures in its walls, that the ruin looks as if the rooks and daws had picked its eyes out. I was very well pleased, both with my property and its situation. While I was yet surveying it with growing content, I espied at one of the upper lattices which stood open, a decent body, of a wholesome matronly appearance, whose eyes I caught inquiringly addressed to mine. They said so plainly, &amp;quot;Do you wish to see the house?&amp;quot; that I answered aloud, &amp;quot;Yes, if you please.&amp;quot; And within a minute the old door opened, and I bent my head, and went down two steps into the entry. &amp;quot;This,&amp;quot; said the matronly presence, ushering me into a low room on the right, &amp;quot;is where the Travellers sit by the fire, and cook What bits of suppers they buy with their fourpences.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh! Then they have no Entertainment?&amp;quot; said I. For, the inscription over the outer door was still running in my head, and I was mentally repeating in a kind of tune, &amp;quot;Lodging, entertainment, and fourpence each.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;They have a fire provided for &amp;#039;em,&amp;quot; returned the matron: a mighty civil person, not, as I could make out, overpaid: &amp;quot;and these cooking utensils. And this what&amp;#039;s painted on a board, is the rules for their behaviour. They have their fourpences when they get their tickets from the steward over the way&mdash;for I don&amp;#039;t admit &amp;#039;em myself, they must get their tickets first&mdash;and sometimes one buys a rasher of bacon, and another a herring, and another a pound of potatoes, or what not. Sometimes, two or three of &amp;#039;em will club their fourpences together, and make a supper that way. But, not much of anything is to be got for fourpence, at present, when provisions is so dear.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;True indeed,&amp;quot; I remarked. I had been looking about the room, admiring its snug fireside at the upper end, its glimpse of the street through the low mullioned window, and its beams overhead. &amp;quot;It is very comfortable,&amp;quot; said I. &amp;quot;Ill-conwenient,&amp;quot; observed the matronly presence. I liked to hear her say so; for, it showed a commendable anxiety to execute in no niggardly spirit the intentions of Master Richard Watts. But, the room was really so well adapted to its purpose that I protested, quite enthusiastically, against her disparagement. &amp;quot;Nay, ma&amp;#039;am,&amp;quot; said I, &amp;quot;I am sure it is warm in winter and cool in summer. It has a look of homely welcome and soothing rest. It has a remarkably cosey fireside, the very blink of which, gleaming out into the street upon a winter night, is enough to warm all Rochester&amp;#039;s heart. And as to the convenience of the six Poor Travellers&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t mean them,&amp;quot; returned the presence. &amp;quot;I speak of its being an ill-conwenience to myself and my daughter having no other room to sit in of a night.&amp;quot; This was true enough, but there was another quaint room of corresponding dimensions on the opposite side of the entry: so, I stepped across to it, through the open doors of both rooms, and asked what this chamber was for? &amp;quot;This,&amp;quot; returned the presence, &amp;quot;is the Board Room. Where the gentlemen meet when they come here.&amp;quot; Let me see. I had counted from the street six upper windows besides these on the ground-story. Making a perplexed calculation in my mind, I rejoined, &amp;quot;Then the six Poor Travellers sleep upstairs?&amp;quot; My new friend shook her head. &amp;quot;They sleep,&amp;quot; she answered, &amp;quot;in two little outer galleries at the back, where their beds has always been, ever since the Charity was founded. It being so very ill-conwenient to me as things is at present, the gentlemen are going to take off a bit of the back yard and make a slip of a room for &amp;#039;em there, to sit in before they go to bed.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And then the six Poor Travellers,&amp;quot; said I, &amp;quot;will be entirely out of the house?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Entirely out of the house,&amp;quot; assented the presence, comfortably smoothing her hands. &amp;quot;Which is considered much better for all parties, and much more conwenient.&amp;quot; I had been a little startled, in the cathedral, by the emphasis with which the effigy of Master Richard Watts was bursting out of his tomb; but, I began to think, now, that it might be expected to come across the High Street some stormy night, and make a disturbance here. Howbeit, I kept my thoughts to myself, and accompanied the presence to the little galleries at the back. I found them, on a tiny scale, like the galleries in old inn yards; and they were very clean. While I was looking at them, the matron gave me to understand that the prescribed number of Poor Travellers were forthcoming every night from year&amp;#039;s end to year&amp;#039;s end; and that the beds were always occupied. My questions upon this, and her replies, brought us back to the Board Room so essential to the dignity of &amp;quot;the gentlemen,&amp;quot; where she showed me the printed accounts of the Charity hanging up by the window. From them, I gathered that the greater part of the property bequeathed by the Worshipful Master Richard Watts for the maintenance of this foundation, was, at the period of his death, mere marsh-land; but that, in course of time, it had been reclaimed and built upon, and was very considerably increased in value. I found, too, that about a thirtieth part of the annual revenue was now expended on the purposes commemorated in the inscription over the door: the rest being handsomely laid out in Chancery, law expenses, collectorship, receivership, poundage, and other appendages of management, highly complimentary to the importance of the six Poor Travellers. In short, I made the not entirely new discovery that it may be said of an establishment like this, in dear Old England, as of the fat oyster in the American story, that it takes a good many men to swallow it whole. &amp;quot;And pray, ma&amp;#039;am,&amp;quot; said I, sensible that the blankness of my face began to brighten as a thought occurred to me, &amp;quot;could one see these Travellers?&amp;quot; Well! she returned dubiously; no! &amp;quot;Not to-night, for instance ?&amp;quot; said I. Well! she returned more positively; no. Nobody ever asked to see them, and nobody ever did see them. As I am not easily baulked in a design when I am set upon it, I urged to the good lady that this was Christmas Eve; that Christmas comes but once a year&mdash;which is unhappily too true, for when it begins to stay with us the whole year round, we shall make this earth a very different place; that I was possessed by the desire to treat the Travellers to a supper and a temperate, glass of hot Wassail; that the voice of Fame had been heard in the land, declaring my ability to make hot Wassail; that if I were permitted to hold the feast, I should be found conformable to reason, sobriety, and good hours; in a word, that I could be merry and wise myself, and had been even known at a pinch to keep others so, although I was decorated with no badge or medal, and was not a Brother, Orator, Apostle, Saint, or Prophet of any denomination whatever. In the end, I prevailed, to my great joy. It was settled that at nine o&amp;#039;clock that night, a Turkey and a piece of Roast Beef should smoke upon the board; and that I, faint and unworthy minister for once of Master Richard Watts, should preside as the Christmas-supper host of the six Poor Travellers. I went back to my inn, to give the necessary directions for the Turkey and Roast Beef, and, during the remainder of the day, could settle to nothing for thinking of the Poor Travellers. When the wind blew hard against the windows&mdash;it was a cold day, with dark gusts of sleet alternating with periods of wild brightness, as if the year were dying fitfully&mdash;I pictured them advancing towards their resting-place along various cold roads, and felt delighted to think how little they foresaw the supper that awaited them. I painted their portraits in my mind, and indulged in little heightening touches. I made them footsore; I made them weary; I made them carry packs and bundles; I made them stop by linger posts and milestones, leaning on their bent sticks and looking wistfully at what was written there; I made them lose their way, and filled their five wits with apprehensions of lying out all night, and being frozen to death. I took up my hat and went out, climbed to the top of the Old Castle, and looked over the windy hills that slope down to the Medway: almost believing that I could descry some of my Travellers in the distance. After it fell dark, and the Cathedral bell was heard in the invisible steeple&mdash;quite a bower of frosty rime when I had last seen it&mdash;striking five, six, seven; I became so full of my Travellers that I could eat no dinner, and felt constrained to watch them still, in the red coals of my fire. They were all arrived by this time, I thought, had got their tickets, and were gone in.&mdash;There, my pleasure was dashed by the reflection that probably some Travellers had come too late and were shut out. After the Cathedral bell had struck eight, I could smell a delicious savour of Turkey and Roast Beef rising to the window of my adjoining bed-room, which looked down into the inn yard, just where the lights of the kitchen reddened a massive fragment of the Castle Wall. It was high time to make the Wassail now; therefore, I had up the materials (which, together with their proportions and combinations, I must decline to impart, as the only secret of my own I was ever known to keep), and made a glorious jorum. Not in a bowl; for, a bowl anywhere but on a shelf, is a low superstition fraught with cooling and slopping; but, in a brown earthenware pitcher, tenderly suffocated when full, with a coarse cloth. It being now upon the stroke of nine, I set out for Watts&amp;#039;s Charity, carrying my brown beauty in my arms. I would trust Ben the waiter with untold gold; but, there are strings in the human heart which must never be sounded by another, and drinks that I make myself are those strings in mine. The Travellers were all assembled, the cloth was laid, and Ben had brought a great billet of wood, and had laid it artfully on the top of the fire, so that a touch or two of the poker after supper should make a roaring blaze. Having deposited my brown beauty in a red nook of the hearth inside the fender, where she soon began to sing like an ethereal cricket, diffusing at the same time odours as of ripe vineyards, spice forests, and orange groves&mdash;I say, having stationed my beauty in a place of security and improvement, I introduced myself to my guests by shaking hands all round, and giving them a hearty welcome. I found the party to be thus composed. Firstly, myself. Secondly, a very decent man indeed, with his right arm in a sling; who had a certain clean, agreeable smell of wood about him, from which I judged him to have something to do with shipbuilding. Thirdly, a little sailor-boy, a mere child, with a profusion of rich dark brown hair, and deep womanly-looking eyes. Fourthly, a shabby- genteel personage in a threadbare black suit, and apparently in very bad circumstances, with a dry suspicious look; the absent buttons on his waistcoat eked out with red tape; and a bundle of extraordinarily tattered papers sticking out of an inner breast-pocket. Fifthly, a foreigner by birth, but an Englishman in speech, who carried his pipe in the band of his hat, and lost no time in telling me, in an easy, simple, engaging way, that he was a watchmaker from Geneva, and travelled all about the continent, mostly on foot, working as a journeyman, and seeing new countries&mdash;possibly (I thought) also smuggling a watch or so, now and then. Sixthly, a little widow, who had been very pretty and was still very young, but whose beauty had been wrecked in some great misfortune, and whose manner was remarkably timid, scared, and solitary. Seventhly and lastly, a Traveller of a kind familiar to my boyhood, but now almost obsolete: a Book-Pedlar: who had a quantity of Pamphlets and Numbers with him, and who presently boasted that he could repeat more verses in an evening, than he could sell in a twelvemonth. All these I have mentioned, in the order in which they sat at table. I presided, and the matronly presence faced me. We were not long in taking our placs, for the supper had arrived with me, in the following procession. Myself with the pitcher. Ben with Beer. Inattentive Boy with hot plates./Inattentive Boy with hot plates. THE TURKEY. Female carrying sauces to be heated on the spot. THE BEEF. Man with Tray on his head, containing Vegetables and Sundries. Volunteer hostler from Hotel, grinning, And rendering no assistance. As we passed along the High-street, Comet-like, we left a long tail of fragrance behind us which caused the public to stop, sniffing in wonder. We had previously left at the corner of the inn-yard, a wall-eyed young man connected with the Fly department, and well accustomed to the sound of a railway whistle which Ben always carries in his pocket: whose instructions were, so soon as he should hear the whistle blown, to dash into the kitchen, seize the hot plum-pudding and mince pies, and speed with them, to Watts&amp;#039;s Charity: where they would be received (he was further instructed) by the sauce-female, who would be provided with brandy in a blue state of combustion. All these arrangements were executed in the most exact and punctual manner. I never saw a finer turkey, finer beef, or greater prodigality of sauce and gravy; and my Travellers did wonderful justice to everything set before them. It made my heart rejoice, to observe how their wind-and-frost hardened faces, softened in the clatter of plates and knives and forks, and mellowed in the fire and supper heat. While their hats and caps, and wrappers, hanging up; a few small bundles on the ground in a corner; and, in another corner, three or four old walking sticks, worn down at the end to mere fringe; linked this snug interior with the bleak outside in a golden chain. When supper was done, and my brown beauty had been elevated on the table, there was a general requisition to me, to &amp;quot;take the corner;&amp;quot; which suggested to me, comfortably enough, how much my friends here made of a fire&mdash;for when had / ever thought so highly of the corner, since the days when I connected it with Jack Horner? However, as I declined, Ben, whose touch on all convivial instruments is perfect, drew the table apart, and instructing my Travellers to open right and left on either side of me, and form round the fire, closed up the centre with myself and my chair, and preserved the order we had kept at table. He had already, in a tranquil manner, boxed the ears of the inattentive boys until they had been by imperceptible degrees boxed out of the room; and he now rapidly skirmished the sauce-female into the High Street, disappeared, and softly closed the door. This was the time for bringing the poker to bear on the billet of wood. I tapped it three times, like an enchanted talisman, and a brilliant host of merrymakers burst out of it, and sported off by the chimney&mdash;rushing up the middle in a fiery country dance, and never coming down again. Meanwhile, by their sparkling light which threw our lamp into the shade, I filled the glasses, and gave my Travellers, CHRISTMAS! &mdash;CHRISTMAS EVE, my friends, when the Shepherds, who were Poor Travellers too in their way, heard the Angels sing, &amp;quot;On earth, peace. Goodwill towards men!&amp;quot; I don&amp;#039;t know who was the first among us to think that we ought to take hands as we sat, in deference to the toast, or whether any one of us anticipated the others, but at any rate we all did it. We then drank to the memory of the good Master Richard Watts. And I wish his Ghost may never have had worse usage under that roof, than it had from us! It was the witching time for Story-telling. &amp;quot;Our whole life, Travellers,&amp;quot; said I, &amp;quot;is a story more or less intelligible&mdash;generally less; but, we shall read it by a clearer light when it is ended. I for one, am so divided this night between fact and fiction, that I scarce know which is which. Shall we beguile the time by telling stories, in our order as we sit here?&amp;quot; They all answered, Yes, provided I would begin. I had little to tell them, but I was bound by my own proposal. Therefore, after looking for a while at the spiral column of smoke wreathing up from my brown beauty, through which I could have almost sworn I saw the effigy of Master Richard Watts less startled than usual; I fired away. In the year one thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine, a relative of mine came limping down, on foot, to this town of Chatham. I call it this town, because if anybody present knows to a nicety where Rochester ends and Chatham begins, it is more than I do. He was a poor traveller, with not a farthing in his pocket. He sat by the fire in this very room, and he slept one night in a bed that will be occupied to-night by some one here. My relative came down to Chatham, to enlist in a cavalry regiment, if a cavalry regiment would have him; if not, to take King George&amp;#039;s shilling from any corporal or sergeant who would put a bunch of ribbons in his hat. His object was, to get shot; but, he thought he might as well ride to death as be at the trouble of walking. My relative&amp;#039;s Christian name was Richard, but he was better known as Dick. He dropped his own surname on the road down, and took up that of Doubledick. He was passed as Richard Doubledick; age twenty-two; height, five foot ten; native place, Exmouth; which he had never been near in his life. There was no cavalry in Chatham when he limped over the bridge here with half a shoe to his dusty foot, so he enlisted into a regiment of the line, and was glad to get drunk and forget all about it. You are to know that this relative of mine had gone wrong and run wild. His heart was in the right place, but it was sealed up. He had been betrothed to a good and beautiful girl whom he had loved better than she&mdash;or perhaps even he&mdash;believed; but, in an evil hour, he had given her cause to say to him, solemnly, &amp;quot;Richard, I will never marry any other man. I will live single for your sake, but Mary Marshall&amp;#039;s lips;&amp;quot; her name was Mary Marshall; &amp;quot;never address another word to you on earth. Go, Richard! Heaven forgive you!&amp;quot; This finished him. This brought him down to Chatham. This made him Private Richard Doubledick, with a determination to be shot. There was not a more dissipated and reckless soldier in Chatham barracks, in the year one thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine, than Private Richard Doubledick. He associated with the dregs of every regiment, he was as seldom sober as he could be, and was consistently under punishment. It became clear to the whole barracks, that Private Richard Doubledick would very soon be flogged. Now, the Captain of Richard Doubledick&amp;#039;s company was a young gentleman not above five years his senior, whose eyes had an expression in them which affected Private Richard Doubledick in a very remarkable way. They were bright, handsome, dark eyes&mdash;what are called laughing eyes generally and, when serious, rather steady than severe&mdash;but, they were the only eyes now left in his narrowed world that Private Richard Doubledick could not stand. Unabashed by evil report and punishment, defiant of everything else and everybody else, he had but to know that those eyes looked at him for a moment and he felt ashamed. He could not so much as salute Captain Taunton in the street, like any other officer. He was reproached and confused&mdash;troubled by the mere possibility of the captain&amp;#039;s looking at him. In his worst moments he would rather turn back and go any distance out of his way, than encounter those two handsome, dark, bright eyes. One day, when Private Richard Doubledick came out of the Black hole, where he had been passing the last eight-and-forty hours, and in which retreat he spent a good deal of his time, he was ordered to betake himself to Captain Taunton&amp;#039;s quarters. In the stale and squalid state of a man just out of the Black hole, he had less fancy than ever for being seen by the captain; but, he was not so mad yet as to disobey orders, and consequently went up to the terrace overlooking the parade-ground, where the officers&amp;#039; quarters were: twisting and breaking in his hands as he went along, a bit of the straw that had formed the decorative furniture of the Black hole. &amp;quot;Come in!&amp;quot; cried the Captain, when he knocked with his knuckles at the door. Private Richard Doubledick pulled off his cap, took a stride forward, and felt very conscious that he stood in the light of the dark bright eyes. There was a silent pause. Private Richard Doubledick had put the straw in his mouth, and was gradually doubling it up into his windpipe and choking himself. &amp;quot;Doubledick,&amp;quot; said the Captain, &amp;quot;Do you know where you are going to?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;To the Devil, sir?&amp;quot; faltered Doubledick. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; returned the Captain. &amp;quot;And very fast.&amp;quot; Private Richard Doubledick turned the straw of the Black hole in his mouth, and made a miserable salute of acquiescence. &amp;quot;Doubledick,&amp;quot; said the Captain, &amp;quot;since I entered his Majesty&amp;#039;s service, a boy of seventeen, I have been pained to see many men of promise going that road; but, I have never been so pained to see a man determined to make the shameful journey, as I have been, ever since you joined the regiment, to see you.&amp;quot; Private Richard Doubledick began to find a film stealing over the floor at which he looked; also to find the legs of the Captain&amp;#039;s breakfast-table turning crooked, as if he saw them through water. &amp;quot;I am only a common soldier, sir,&amp;quot; said he. &amp;quot;It signifies very little what such a poor brute comes to.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You are a man,&amp;quot; returned the Captain with grave indignation, &amp;quot;of education and superior advantages; and if you say that, meaning what you say, you have sunk lower than I had believed. How low that must be, I leave you to consider: knowing what I know of your disgrace, and seeing what I see.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I hope to get shot soon, sir,&amp;quot; said Private Richard Doubledick; &amp;quot;and then the regiment, and the world together, will be rid of me.&amp;quot; The legs of the table were becoming very crooked. Doubledick, looking up to steady his vision, met the eyes that had so strong an influence over him. He put his hand before his own eyes, and the breast of his disgrace-jacket swelled as if it would fly asunder. &amp;quot;I would rather,&amp;quot; said the young Captain, &amp;quot;see this in you, Doubledick, than I would see five thousand guineas counted out upon this table for a gift to my good mother. Have you a mother?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I am thankful to say she is dead, sir.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If your praises,&amp;quot; returned the Captain, &amp;quot;were sounded from mouth to mouth through the whole regiment, through the whole army, through the whole country, you would wish she had lived, to say with pride arnd joy, &amp;#039;He is my son!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Spare me, sir;&amp;quot; said Doubledick. &amp;quot;She would never have heard any good of me. She would never have had any pride and joy in owning herself my mother. Love and compassion she might have had. and would have always had, I know; but not&mdash;Spare me, sir! I am a broken wretch, quite at your mercy!&amp;quot; And he turned his face to the wall, and stretched out his imploring hand. &amp;quot;My friend&mdash;&amp;quot; began the captain. &amp;quot;God bless you, sir!&amp;quot; sobbed Private Richard Doubledick. &amp;quot;You are at the crisis of your fate. Hold your course unchanged, a little longer, and you know what must happen, I know even better than you can imagine, that after that has happened, you are lost. No man who could shed those tears, could bear those marks.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I fully believe it, sir,&amp;quot; in a low, shivering voice, said Private Richard Doubledick. &amp;quot;But a man in any station can do his duty,&amp;quot; said the young Captain, &amp;quot;and, in doing it, can earn his own respect, even if his case should be so very unfortunate and so very rare, that he can earn no other man&amp;#039;s. A common soldier, poor brute though you called him just now, has this advantage in the stormy times we live in, that he always does his duty before a host of sympathising witnesses. Do you doubt that he may so do it as to be extolled through a whole regiment, through a whole army, through a whole country? Turn while you may yet retrieve the past, and try.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will! I ask for only one witness, sir,&amp;quot; cried Richard, with a bursting heart. &amp;quot;I understand you. I will be a watchful and a faithful one.&amp;quot; I have heard from Private Richard Doubledick&amp;#039;s own lips, that he dropped down upon his knee, kissed that officer&amp;#039;s hand, arose, and went out of the light of the dark bright eyes, an altered man. In that year, one thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine, the French were in Egypt, in Italy, in Germany, where not? Napoleon Buonaparte had likewise begun to stir against us in India, and most men could read the signs of the great troubles that were coming on. In the very next year, when we formed an alliance with Austria against him, Captain Taunton&amp;#039;s regiment was on service in India. And there was not a finer non-commissioned officer in it no, nor in the whole line than Corporal Richard Doubledick. In eighteen hundred and one, the Indian army were on the coast of Egypt. Next year was the year of the proclamation of the short peace, and they were recalled. It had then become well known to thousands of men, that wherever Captain Taunton with the dark bright eyes, led, there, close to him, ever at his side, firm as a rock, true as the sun, and brave as Mars, would be certain to be found, while life beat in their hearts, that famous soldier, Sergeant Richard Doubledick. Eighteen hundred and five, besides being the great year of Trafalgar, was a year of hard fighting in India. That year saw such wonders done by a Sergeant-Major, who cut his way single-handed through a solid mass of men, recovered the colours of his regiment which had been seized from the hand of a poor boy shot through the heart, and rescued his wounded captain, who was down, and in a very jungle of horses&amp;#039; hoofs and sabres&mdash;saw such wonders done, I say, by this brave Sergeant-Major, that he was specially made the bearer of the colours he had won; and Ensign Richard Doubledick had risen from the ranks. Sorely cut up in every battle, but always reinforced by the bravest of men&mdash;for, the fame of following the old colours, shot through and through, which Ensign Richard Doubledick had saved, inspired all breasts&mdash;this regiment fought its way through the Peninsular war, up to the investment of Badajos in eighteen hundred and twelve. Again and again it had been cheered through the British ranks until the tears had sprung into men&amp;#039;s eyes at the mere hearing of the mighty British voice so exultant in their valour; and there was not a drummer-boy but knew the legend, that wherever the two friends, Major Taunton with the dark bright eyes, and Ensign Richard Doubledick who was devoted to him, were seen to go, there the boldest spirits in the English army became wild to follow. One day, at Badajos&mdash;not in the great storming, but in repelling a hot sally of the besieged upon our men at work in the trenches, who had given way, the two officers found themselves hurrying forward, face to face, against a party of French infantry who made a stand. There was an officer at their head, encouraging his men&mdash;a courageous, handsome, gallant officer of five and thirty&mdash;whom Doubledick saw hurriedly, almost momentarily, but saw well. He particularly noticed this officer waving his sword, and rallying his men with an eager and excited cry, when they fired in obedience to his gesture, and Major Taunton dropped. It was over in ten minutes more, and Doubledick returned to the spot where he had laid the best friend man ever had, on a coat spread upon the wet clay. Major Taunton&amp;#039;s uniform was opened at the breast, and on his shirt were three little spots of blood. &amp;quot;Dear Doubledick,&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;I am dying.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;For the love of Heaven, no!&amp;quot; exclaimed the other, kneeling down beside him, and passing his arm round his neck to raise his head. &amp;quot;Taunton! My preserver, my guardian angel, my witness! Dearest, truest, kindest of human beings! Taunton! For God&amp;#039;s sake!&amp;quot; The bright dark eyes&mdash;so very, very dark now, in the pale face&mdash;smiled upon him; and the hand he had kissed thirteen years ago, laid itself fondly on his breast. &amp;quot;Write to my mother. Yon will see Home again. Tell her how we became friends. It will comfort her, as it comforts me.&amp;quot; He spoke no more, but faintly signed for a moment towards his hair as it fluttered in the wind. The Ensign understood him. He smiled again when he saw that, and gently turning his face over on the supporting arm as if for rest, died, with his hand upon the breast in which he had revived a soul. No dry eye looked on Ensign Richard Doubledick, that melancholy day. He buried his friend on the field, and became a lone, bereaved man. Beyond his duty he appeared to have but two remaining cares in life; one, to preserve the little packet of hair he was to give to Taunton&amp;#039;s mother; the other, to encounter that French officer who had rallied the men under whose fire Taunton fell. A new legend now began to circulate among our troops; and it was, that when he and the French oificer came face to face once more, there would be weeping in France. The war went on&mdash;and through it went the exact picture of the French officer on the one side, and the bodily reality upon the other&mdash;until the Battle of Toulouse was fought. In the returns sent home, appeared these words: &amp;quot;Severely wounded, but not dangerously, Lieutenant Richard Doubledick.&amp;quot; At Midsummer time in the year eighteen hundred and fourteen, Lieutenant Richard Doubledick, now a browned soldier, seven and thirty years of age, came home to England, invalided. He brought the hair with him, near his heart. Many a French officer had he seen, since that day; many a dreadful night, in searching with men and lanterns for his wounded, had he relieved French officers lying disabled; but, the mental picture and the reality had never come together. Though he was weak and suffered pain, he lost not an hour in getting down to Frome in Somersetshire, where Taunton&amp;#039;s mother lived. In the sweet, compassionate words that naturally present themselves to the mind tonight, &amp;quot;he was the only son of his mother, and she was a widow.&amp;quot; It was a Sunday evening, and the lady sat at her quiet garden-window, reading the Bible; reading to herself, in a trembling voice, that very passage in it as I have heard him tell. He heard the words; &amp;quot; Young man, I say unto thee, arise!&amp;quot; He had to pass the window; and the bright dark eyes of his debased time seemed to look at him. Her heart told her who he was; she came to the door, quickly, and fell upon his neck. &amp;quot;He saved me from ruin, made me a human creature, won me from infamy and shame. O God, for ever bless him! As He will, He will!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He will!&amp;quot; the lady answered. &amp;quot;I know he is in Heaven!&amp;quot; Then she piteously cried, &amp;quot; But, O, my darling boy, my darling boy!&amp;quot; Never, from the hour when Private Richard Doubledick enlisted at Chatham, had the Private, Corporal, Sergeant, Sergeant-Major, Ensign, or Lieutenant, breathed his right name, or the name of Mary Marshall, or a word of the story of his life, into any ear, except his reclaimer&amp;#039;s. That previous scene in his existence was closed. He had firmly resolved that his expiation should be, to live unknown; to disturb no more the peace that had long grown over his old offences; to let it be revealed when he was dead, that he had striven and suffered, and had never forgotten; and then, if they could forgive him and believe him&mdash;well, it would be time enough&mdash;time enough! But, that night, remembering the words he had cherished for two years, &amp;quot;Tell her how we became friends. It will comfort her, as it comforts me,&amp;quot; he related everything. It gradually seemed to him, as if in his maturity he had recovered a mother; it gradually seemed to her, as if in her bereavement she had found a son. During his stay in England, the quiet garden into which he had slowly and painfully crept, a stranger, became the boundary of his home; when he was able to rejoin his regiment in the spring, he left the garden, thinking was this indeed the first time he had ever turned his face towards the old colours, with a woman&amp;#039;s blessing! He followed them&mdash;so ragged, so scarred and pierced now, that they would scarcely hold together&mdash;to Quatre Bras, and Ligny. He stood beside them, in an awful stillness of many men, shadowy through the mist and drizzle of a wet June forenoon, on the field of Waterloo. And down to that hour, the picture in his mind of the French officer had never been compared with the reality. The famous regiment was in action early in the battle, and received its first check in many an eventful year, when he was seen to fall. But, it swept on to avenge him, and left behind it no such creature in the world of consciousness, as Lieutenant Richard Doubledick. Through pits of mire, and pools of rain; along deep ditches, once roads, that were pounded and ploughed to pieces by artillery, heavy waggons, tramp of men and horses, and the struggle of every wheeled thing that could carry wounded soldiers; jolted among the dying and the dead, so disfigured by blood and mud as to be hardly recognisable for humanity; undisturbed by the moaning of men and the shrieking of horses, which, newly taken from the peaceful pursuits of life, could not endure the sight of the stragglers lying by the wayside, never to resume their toilsome journey; dead, as to any sentient life that was in it, and yet alive; the form that had been Lieutenant Richard Doubledick, with whose praises England rang, was conveyed to Brussels. There, it was tenderly laid down in hospital: and there it lay, week after week, through the long bright summer days, until the harvest, spared by war, had ripened and was gathered in. Over and over again, the sun rose and set upon the crowded city; over and over again, the moonlight nights were quiet on the plains of Waterloo; and all that time was a blank to what had been Lieutenant Richard Doubledick. Rejoicing troops marched into Brussels, and marched out; brothers and fathers, sisters, mothers, and wives, came thronging thither, drew their lots of joy or agony, and departed; so many times a day, the bells rang; so many times, the shadows of the great buildings changed; so many lights sprang up at dusk; so many feet passed here and there upon the pavements; so many hours of sleep and cooler air of night succeeded; indifferent to all, a marble face lay on a bed, like the face of a recumbent statue on the tomb of Lieutenant Richard Doubledick. Slowly laboring, at last, through a longheavy dream of confused time and place, presenting faint glimpses of army surgeons whom he knew, and of faces that had been familiar to his youth&mdash;dearest and kindest among them, Mary Marshall&amp;#039;s, with a solicitude upon it more like reality than anything he could discern&mdash;Lieutenant Richard Doubledick came back to life. To the beautiful life of a calm autumn-evening sunset. To the peaceful life of a fresh quiet room with a large window standing open; a balcony beyond, in which were moving leaves and sweet-smelling flowers; beyond again, the clear sky, with the sun full in his sight, pouring its golden radiance on his bed. It was so tranquil and so lovely, that he thought he had passed into another world. And he said in a faint voice, &amp;quot;Taunton, are you near me?&amp;quot; A face bent over him. Not his; his mother&amp;#039;s. &amp;quot;I came to nurse you. We have nursed you, many weeks. You were moved here, long ago. Do you remember nothing?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Nothing.&amp;quot; The lady kissed his cheek, and held his hand, soothing him. &amp;quot;Where is the regiment? What has happened? Let me call you mother. What has happened, mother?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A great victory, dear. The war is over, and the regiment was the bravest in the field.&amp;quot; His eyes kindled, his lips trembled, he sobbed, and the tears ran down his face. He was very weak: too weak to move his hand. &amp;quot;Was it dark just now?&amp;quot; he asked presently. &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It was only dark to me? Something passed away, like a black shadow. But, as it went, and the sun&mdash;O the blessed sun, how beautiful it is!&mdash;touched my face, I thought I saw a light white cloud pass out at the door. Was there nothing that went out?&amp;quot; She shook her head, and, in a little while, he fell asleep: she still holding his hand, and soothing him. From that time, he recovered. Slowly, for he had been desperately wounded in the head, and had been shot in the body; but, making some little advance every day. When he had gained sufficient strength to converse as he lay in bed, he soon began to remark that Mrs. Taunton always brought him back to his own history. Then, he recalled his preserver&amp;#039;s dying words, and thought, &amp;quot;it comforts her.&amp;quot; One day, he awoke out of a sleep, refreshed, and asked her to read to him. But, the curtain of the bed, softening the light, which she always drew back when he awoke, that she might see him from her table at the bedside where she sat at work, was held undrawn; and a woman&amp;#039;s voice spoke, which was not hers. &amp;quot;Can you bear to see a stranger?&amp;quot; it said softly. &amp;quot;Will you like to see a stranger?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Stranger!&amp;quot; he repeated. The voice awoke old memories, before the days of Private Richard Doubledick. &amp;quot;A stranger now, but not a stranger once,&amp;quot; it said in tones that thrilled him. &amp;quot;Richard, dear Richard, lost through so many years, my name&mdash;&amp;quot; He cried out her name, &amp;quot;Mary!&amp;quot; and she held him in her arms, and his head lay on her bosom. &amp;quot;I am not breaking a rash vow, Richard. These are not Mary Marshall&amp;#039;s lips that speak. I have another name.&amp;quot; She was married. &amp;quot;I have another name, Richard. Did you ever hear it?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Never!&amp;quot; He looked into her face, so pensively beautiful, and wondered at the smile upon it through her tears. &amp;quot;Think again, Richard. Are you sure you never heard my altered name?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Never!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t move your head to look at me, dear Richard. Let it lie here, while I tell my story. I loved a generous, noble man; loved him with my whole heart; loved him for years and years; loved him faithfully, devotedly; loved him with no hope of return; loved him, knowing nothing of his highest qualities&mdash;not even knowing that he was alive. He was a brave soldier. He was honoured and beloved by thousands of thousands, when the mother of his dear friend found me, and showed me that in all his triumphs he had never forgotten me. He was wounded in a great battle. He was brought, dying, here, into Brussels. I came to watch and tend him, as I would have joyfully gone, with such a purpose, to the dreariest ends of the earth. When he knew no one else, he knew me. When he suffered most, he bore his sufferings barely murmuring, content to rest his head where yours rests now. When he lay at the point of death, he married me, that he might call me Wife before he died. And the name, my dear love, that I took on that forgotten night&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know it now!&amp;quot; he sobbed. &amp;quot;The shadowy remembrance strengthens. It is come back. I thank Heaven that my mind is quite restored! My Mary, kiss me; lull this weary head to rest, or I shall die of gratitude. His parting words are fulfilled. I see Home again!&amp;quot; Well! They were happy. It was a long recovery, but they were happy through it all. The snow had melted on the ground, and the birds were singing in the leafless thickets of the early spring, when those three were first able to ride out together, and when people flocked about the open carriage to cheer and congratulate Captain Richard Doubledick. But, even then, it became necessary for the Captain, instead of returning to England, to complete his recovery in the climate of Southern France. They found a spot upon the Rhone, within a ride of the old town of Avignon and within view of its broken bridge, which was all they could desire; they lived there, together, six months; then returned to England. Mrs. Taunton growing old after three years&mdash;though not so old as that her bright dark eyes were dimmed&mdash;and remembering that her strength had been benefited by the change, resolved to go back for a year to those parts. So, she went with a faithful servant, who had often carried her son in his arms; and she was to be rejoined and escorted home, at the year&amp;#039;s end, by Captain Richard Doubledick. She wrote regularly to her children (as she called them now), and they to her. She went to the neighbourhood of Aix; and there, in their own chateau near the farmer&amp;#039;s house she rented, she grew into intimacy with a family belonging to that part of France. The intimacy began, in her often meeting among the vineyards a pretty child: a girl with a most compassionate heart, who was never tired of listening to the solitary English lady&amp;#039;s stories of her poor son and the cruel wars. The family were as gentle as the child, and at length she came to know them so well, that she accepted their invitation to pass the last month of her residence abroad, under their roof. All this intelligence she wrote home, piecemeal as it came about, from time to time; and, at last, enclosed a polite note from the head of the chateau, soliciting, on the occasion of his approaching mission to that neighbourhood, the honour of the company of cet homme si justement c&eacute;l&egrave;bre. Monsieur le Capitaine Richard Doubledick. Captain Doubledick; now a hardy handsome man in the full vigour of life, broader across the chest and shoulders than he had ever been before; dispatched a courteous reply, and followed it in person. Travelling through all that extent of country after three years of Peace, he blessed the better days on which the world had fallen. The corn was golden, not drenched in unnatural red; was bound in sheaves for food, not trodden under-foot by men in mortal fight. The smoke rose up from peaceful hearths, not blazing ruins. The carts were laden with the fair fruits of the earth, not with wounds and death. To him who had so often seen the terrible reverse, these things were beautiful indeed, and they brought him in a softened spirit to the old chateau near Aix, upon a deep blue evening. It was a large chateau of the genuine old ghostly kind, with round towers, and extinguishers and a high leaden roof, and more windows than Aladdin&amp;#039;s Palace. The lattice blinds were all thrown open, after the heat of the day, and there were glimpses of rambling walls and corridors within. Then, there were immense outbuildings fallen into partial decay, masses of dark trees, terrace-gardens, balustrades; tanks of water, too weak to play and too dirty to work; statues, weeds, and thickets of iron-railing that seemed to have overgrown themselves like the shrubberies, and to have branched out in all manner of wild shapes. The entrance doors stood open, as doors often do in that country when the heat of the day is past; and the Captain saw no bell or knocker, and walked in. He walked into a lofty stone hall, refreshingly cool and gloomy after the glare of a Southern day&amp;#039;s travel. Extending along the four sides of this hall, was a gallery, leading to suites of rooms; and it was lighted from the top. Still, no bell was to be seen. &amp;quot;Faith,&amp;quot; said the Captain, halting, ashamed of the clanking of his boots, &amp;quot; this is a ghostly beginning!&amp;quot; He started back, and felt his face turn white. In the gallery, looking down at him, stood the French officer: the officer whose picture he had carried in his mind so long and so far. Compared with the original, at last&mdash;in every lineament how like it was! He moved, and disappeared, and Captain Richard Doubledick heard his steps coming quickly down into the hall. He entered through an archway. There was a bright, sudden look upon his face. Much such a look as it had worn in that fatal moment. Monsieur le Capitaine Richard Doubledick? Enchanted to receive him! A thousand apologies! The servants were all out in the air. There was a little f&ecirc;te among them in the garden. In effect, it was the f&ecirc;te day of my daughter, the little cherished and protected of Madame Taunton. He was so gracious and so frank, that Monsieur le Capitaine Richard Doubledick could not withhold his hand. &amp;quot;It is the hand of a brave Englishman,&amp;quot; said the French officer, retaining it while he spoke. &amp;quot;I could respect a brave Englishman, even as my foe; how much more as my friend! I, also, am a soldier.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He has not remembered me, as I have remembered him; he did not take such note of my face, that day, as I took of his,&amp;quot; thought Captain Richard Doubledick. &amp;quot;How shall I tell him!&amp;quot; The French officer conducted his guest into a garden, and presented him to his wife: an engaging and beautiful woman, sitting with Mrs. Taunton in a whimsical old- fashioned pavilion. His daughter, her fair young face beaming with joy, came running to embrace him; and there was a boy-baby to tumble down among the orange-trees on the broad steps, in making for his father&amp;#039;s legs. A multitude of children-visitors were dancing to sprightly music; and all the servants and peasants about the chateau were dancing too. It was a scene of innocent happiness that might have been invented for the climax of the scenes of Peace which had soothed the captain&amp;#039;s journey. He looked on, greatly troubled in his mind, until a resounding bell rang, and the French officer begged to show him his rooms. They went upstairs into the gallery from which the officer had looked down; and Monsieur le Capitaine Richard Doubledick was cordially welcomed to a grand outer chamber, and a smaller one within, all clocks, and draperies, and hearths, and brazen dogs, and tiles, and cool devices, and elegance, and vastness. &amp;quot;You were at Waterloo,&amp;quot; said the French officer. &amp;quot;I was,&amp;quot; said Captain Richard Doubledick. &amp;quot;And at Badajos.&amp;quot; Left alone with the sound of his own stern voice in his ears, he sat down to consider, What shall I do, and how shall I tell him? At that time, unhappily, many deplorable duels had been fought between English and French officers, arising out of the recent war; and these duels, and how to avoid this officer&amp;#039;s hospitality, were the uppermost thought in Captain Richard Doubleclick&amp;#039;s mind. He was thinking, and letting the time run out in which he should have dressed for dinner, when Mrs. Taunton spoke to him outside the door, asking if he could give her the letter he had brought from Mary? &amp;quot;His mother above all,&amp;quot; the Captain thought. &amp;quot;How shall I tell her?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You will form a friendship with your host, I hope,&amp;quot; said Mrs. Taunton, whom he hurriedly admitted, &amp;quot;that will last for life. He is so true-hearted and so generous, Richard, that you can hardly fail to esteem one another. If He had been spared,&amp;quot; she kissed (not without tears) the locket in which she wore his hair, &amp;quot;he would have appreciated him with his own magnanimity, and would have been truly happy that the evil days were past, which made such a man his enemy.&amp;quot; She left the room; and the Captain walked, first to one window whence he could see the dancing in the garden, then to another window whence he could see the smiling prospect and the peaceful vineyards. &amp;quot;Spirit of my departed friend,&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;is it through thee, these better thoughts are rising in my mind! Is it thou who hast shown me, all the way I have been drawn to meet this man, the blessings of the altered time! Is it thou who hast sent thy stricken mother to me, to stay my angry hand! Is it from thee the whisper comes, that this man did his duty as thou didst&mdash;and as I did, through thy guidance, which has wholly saved me, here on earth&mdash;and that he did no more!&amp;quot; He sat down, with his head buried in his hands, and, when he rose up, made the second strong resolution of his life: That neither to the French officer, nor to the mother of his departed friend, nor to any soul while either of the two was living, would he breathe what only he knew. And when he touched that French officer&amp;#039;s glass with his own, that day at dinner, he secretly forgave him in the name of the Divine Forgiver of injuries. Here, I ended my story as the first Poor Traveller. But, if I had told it now, I could have added that the time has since come when the son of Major Richard Doubledick, and the son of that French officer, friends as their fathers were before them, fought side by side in one cause: with their respective nations, like long-divided brothers whom the better times have brought together, fast united. The stories being all finished, and the Wassail too, we broke up as the Cathedral-bell struck Twelve. I did not take leave of my Travellers that night; for, it had come into my head to reappear in conjunction with some hot cotfee, at seven in the morning. As I passed along the High Street, I heard the Waits at a distance, and struck off to find them. They were playing near one of the old gates of the City, at the corner of a wonderfully quaint row of red-brick tenements, which the clarionet obligingly informed me were inhabited by the Minor-Canons. They had odd little porches over the doors, like sounding-boards over old pulpits; and I thought I should like to see one of the Minor-Canons come out upon his top step, and favour us with a little Christmas discourse about the poor scholars of Rochester: taking for his text the words of his Master, relative to the devouring of Widows&amp;#039; houses. The clarionet was so communicative, and my inclinations were (as they generally are), of so vagabond a tendency, that I accompanied the Waits across an open green called the Vines, and assisted&mdash;in the French sense&mdash;at the performance of two waltzes, two polkas, and three Irish melodies, before I thought of my inn any more. However, I returned to it then, and found a fiddle in the kitchen, and Ben, the wall-eyed young man, and two chambermaids, circling round the great deal table with the utmost animation. I had a very bad night. It cannot have been owing to the turkey, or the beef&mdash;and the Wassail is out of the question&mdash;but, in every endeavour that I made to get to sleep, I failed most dismally. Now, I was at Badajos with a fiddle; now, haunted by the widow&amp;#039;s murdered sister. Now, I was riding on a little blind girl, to save my native town from sack and ruin. Now, I was expostulating with the dead mother of the unconscious little sailor-boy; now, dealing in diamonds in Sky Fair; now, for life or death, hiding mince-pies under bed-room carpets. For all this, I was never asleep; and, in whatsoever unreasonable direction my mind rambled, the effigy of Master Richard Watts perpetually embarrassed it. In a word, I only got out of the worshipful Master Richard Watts&amp;#039;s way, by getting out of bed in the dark at six o&amp;#039;clock, and tumbling, as my custom is, into all the cold water that could be accumulated for the purpose. The outer air was dull and cold enough in the street, when I came down there; and the one candle in our supper-room at Watts&amp;#039;s Charity looked as pale in the burning, as if it had had a bad night too. But, my Travellers had all slept soundly, and they took to the hot coffee, and the piles of bread and butter which Ben had arranged like deals in a timber-yard, as kindly as I could desire. While it was yet scarcely daylight, we all came out into the street together, and there shook hands. The widow took the little sailor towards Chatham, where he was to find a steamboat for Sheerness; the lawyer, with an extremely knowing look, went his own way, without committing himself by announcing his intentions; two more struck off by the cathedral and old castle for Maidstone; and the book-pedlar accompanied me over the bridge. As for me, I was going to walk, by Cobham Woods, as far upon my way to London as I fancied. When I came to the stile and footpath by which I was to diverge from the main-road, I bade farewell to my last remaining Poor Traveller, and pursued my way alone. And now, the mists began to rise in the most beautiful manner, and the sun to shine; and as I went on through the bracing air seeing the hoar-frost sparkle everywhere, I felt as if all Nature shared in the joy of the great Birthday. Going through the woods, the softness of my tread upon the mossy ground and among the brown leaves, enhanced the Christmas sacredness by which I felt surrounded. As the whitened stems environed me, I thought how the Founder of the time had never raised his benignant hand, save to bless and heal, except in the case of one unconscious tree. By Cobham Hall, I came to the village, and the churchyard where the dead had been quietly buried, &amp;quot;in the sure and certain hope&amp;quot; which Christmas time inspired. What children could I see at play, and not be loving of, recalling who had loved them! No garden that I passed, was out of unison with the day, for I remembered that the tomb was in a garden, and that &amp;quot;she, supposing him to be the gardener,&amp;quot; had said, &amp;quot;Sir, if thou have borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him away.&amp;quot; In time, the distant river with the ships, came full in view, and with it pictures of the poor fishermen mending their nets, who arose and followed him&mdash;of the teaching of the people from a ship pushed off a little way from shore, by reason of the multitude&mdash;of a majestic figure walking on the water, in the loneliness of night. My very shadow on the ground was eloquent of Christmas; for, did not the people lay their sick where the mere shadows of the men who had heard and seen him, might fall as they passed along? Thus, Christmas begirt me, far and near, until I had come to Blackheath, and had walked down the long vista of gnarled old trees in Greenwich Park, and was being steam-rattled, through the mists now closing in once more, towards the lights of London. Brightly they shone, but not so brightly as my own fire and the brighter faces around it, when we came together to celebrate the day. And there I told of worthy Master Richard Watts, and of my supper with the Six Poor Travellers who were neither Rogues nor Proctors, and from that hour to this, I have never seen one of them again. The End</td><td>18541225</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Seven_Poor_Travellers_[1854_Christmas_Number]/1854-12-25-The_Seven_Poor_Travellers.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Seven_Poor_Travellers_[1854_Christmas_Number]/1854-12-25-The_First.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Seven_Poor_Travellers_[1854_Christmas_Number]/1854-12-25-The_Road.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>182</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/182</td><td>&lt;em&gt;The Wreck of the 'Golden Mary' &lt;/em&gt;(1856 Christmas Number)</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. XIV, Extra Christmas Number, 25 December 1856, pp. 1-30.</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xiv/page-573.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xiv/page-573.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1856-12-25&quot;&gt;1856-12-25&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. A&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1856-12-25-The_Wreck_of_the_Golden_Mary</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'The Wreck' (No.1), pp. 1-10.&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Wilkie Collins. 'All that follows was written by John Steadiman, Chief Mate' (No.1), pp. 11-13.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Percy Fitzgerald. 'The Beguilement in the Boats' (No.2), pp. 13-18.
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Harriet Parr. 'Poor Dick's Story', pp. 18-21.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Percy Fitzgerald. 'The Supercargo's Story', pp. 21-25.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adelaide Anne Procter. 'The Old Sailor's Story', pp. 25-27.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Rev. James White. 'The Scotch Boy's Story', pp. 27-29.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wilkie Collins. 'The Deliverance' (No.3), pp. 30-36.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al. &lt;em&gt;The Wreck of the Golden Mary&lt;/em&gt; (25 December 1856). &lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt; Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1856-12-25-The_Wreck_of_the_Golden_Mary&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1856-12-25-The_Wreck_of_the_Golden_Mary&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>I was apprenticed to the Sea when I was twelve years old, and I have encountered a great deal of rough weather, both literal and metaphorical. It has always been my opinion since I first possessed such a thing as an opinion, that the man who knows only one subject is next tiresome to the man who knows no subject. Therefore, in the course of my life I have taught myself whatever I could, and although I am not an educated man, I am able, I am thankful to say, to have an intelligent interest in most things. A person might suppose, from reading the above, that I am in the habit of holding forth about number one. That is not the case. Just as if I was to come into a room among strangers, and must either be introduced or introduce myself, so I have taken the liberty of passing these few remarks, simply and plainly that it may be known who and what I am. I will add no more of the sort than that my name is William George Ravender, that I was born at Penrith half a year after my own father was drowned, and that I am on the second day of this present blessed Christmas week of one thousand eight hundred and fifty-six, fifty-six years of age. When the rumour first went flying up and down that there was gold in California&mdash;which, as most people know, was before it was discovered in the British colony of Australia&mdash;I was in the West Indies, trading among the Islands. Being in command and likewise part-owner of a smart schooner, I had my work cut out for me, and I was doing it. Consequently, gold in California was no business of mine. But, by the time when I came home to England again, the thing was as clear as your hand held up before you at noon-day. There was Californian gold in the museums and in the goldsmiths&rsquo; shops, and the very first time I went upon &rsquo;Change, I met a friend of mine (a seafaring man like myself), with a Californian nugget hanging to his watch-chain. I handled it. It was as like a peeled walnut with bits unevenly broken off here and there, and then electrotyped all over, as ever I saw anything in my life. I am a single man (she was too good for this world and for me, and she died six weeks before our marriage-day), so when I am ashore, I live in my house at Poplar. My house at Poplar is taken care of and kept ship-shape by, an old lady who was my mother&amp;#039;s maid before I was born. She is as handsome and as upright as any old lady in the world. She is as fond of me as if she had ever had an only son, and I was he. Well do I know wherever I sail that she never lays down her head at night without having said, &ldquo;Merciful Lord! bless and preserve William George Ravender, and send him safe home, through Christ our Saviour!&rdquo; I have thought of it in many a dangerous moment, when it has done me no harm, I am sure. In my house at Poplar, along with this old lady, I lived quiet for best part of a year: having had a long spell of it among the Islands, and having (which was very uncommon in me) taken the fever rather badly. At last, being strong and hearty, and having read every book I could lay hold of, right out, I was walking down Leadenhall Street in the City of London, thinking of turning-to again, when I met what I call Smithick and Watersby of Liverpool. I chanced to lift up my eyes from looking in at a ship&amp;#039;s chronometer in a window, and I saw him bearing down upon me, head on. It is, personally, neither Smithick, nor Watersby, that I here mention, nor was I ever acquainted with any man of either of those names, nor do I think that there has been any one of either of those names in that Liverpool House for years back. But, it is in reality the House itself that I refer to; and a wiser merchant or a truer gentleman never stepped. &ldquo;My dear Captain Ravender,&rdquo; says he. &ldquo;Of all the men on earth, I wanted to see you most. I was on my way to you.&rdquo; &ldquo;Well!&rdquo; says I. &ldquo;That looks as if you were to see me, don&amp;#039;t it?&rdquo; With that, I put my arm in his, and we walked on towards the Royal Exchange, and, when we got there, walked up and down at the back of it where the Clock-Tower is. We walked an hour and more, for he had much to say to me. He had a scheme for chartering a new ship of their own to take out cargo to the diggers and emigrants in California, and to buy and bring back gold. Into the particulars of that scheme I will not enter, and I have no right to enter. All I say of it, is, that it was a very original one, a very fine one, a very sound one, and a very lucrative one, beyond doubt. He imparted it to me as freely as if l had been a part of himself. After doing so, he made me the handsomest sharing offer that ever was made to me, boy or man&mdash;or I believe to any other captain in the Merchant Navy&mdash;and he took this round turn to finish with: &ldquo;Ravender, you are well aware that the lawlessness of that coast and country at present, is as special as the circumstances in which it is placed. Crews of vessels outward-bound, desert as soon as they make the land; crews of vessels homeward-bound, ship at enormous wages, with the express intention of murdering the captain and seizing the gold freight; no man can trust another, and the devil seems let loose. Now,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;you know my opinion of you, and you know I am only expressing it, and with no singularity, when I tell you that you are almost the only man on whose integrity, discretion, and energy&mdash;&rdquo; &amp;amp;amp;c., &amp;amp;amp;c. For, I don&amp;#039;t want to repeat what he said, though I was and am sensible of it. Notwithstanding my being, as I have mentioned, quite ready for a voyage, still I had some doubts of this voyage. Of course I knew, without being told, that there were peculiar difficulties and dangers in it, a long way over and above those which attend all voyages. It must not be supposed that I was afraid to face them; but, in my opinion a man has no manly motive or sustainment in his own breast for facing dangers, unless he has well considered what they are, and is able quietly to say to himself, &ldquo;None of these perils can now take me by surprise; I shall know what to do for the best in any of them; all the rest lies in the higher and greater hands to which I humbly commit myself.&rdquo; On this principle I have so attentively considered (regarding it as my duty) all the hazards I have ever been able to think of, in the ordinary way of storm, shipwreck, and fire at sea, that I hope I should be prepared to do, in any of those cases, whatever could be done, to save the lives entrusted to my charge. As I was thoughtful, my good friend proposed that he should leave me to walk there as long as I liked, and that I should dine with him by-and-by at his club in Pall Mall. I accepted the invitation, and I walked up and down there, quarter-deck fashion, a matter of a couple of hours; now and then looking up at the weathercock as I might have looked up aloft; and now and then taking a look into Cornhill, as I might have taken a look over the side. All dinner-time, and all after-dinner-time, we talked it over again. I gave him my views of his plan, and he very much approved of the same. I told him I had nearly decided, but not quite. &ldquo;Well, well,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;come down to Liverpool to-morrow with me, and see the Golden Mary.&rdquo; I liked the name (her name was Mary, and she was golden, if golden stands for good), so I began to feel that it was almost done when I said I would go to Liverpool. On the next morning but one we were on board the Golden Mary. I might have known, from his asking me to come down and see her, what she was. I declare her to have been the completest and most exquisite Beauty that ever I set my eyes upon. We had inspected every timber in her, and had come back to the gangway to go ashore from the dock-basin, when I put out my hand to my friend. &ldquo;Touch upon it,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;and touch heartily. I take command of this ship, and I am hers and yours, if I can get John Steadiman for my chief mate.&rdquo; John Steadiman had sailed with me four voyages. The first voyage, John was third mate out to China, and came home second. The other three voyages, he was my first officer. At this time of chartering the Golden Mary, he was aged thirty-two. A brisk, bright, blue-eyed fellow, a very neat figure and rather under the middle size, never out of the way and never in it, a face that pleased everybody and that all children took to, a habit of going about singing as cheerily as a blackbird, and a perfect sailor. We were in one of those Liverpool hackney- coaches in less than a minute, and we cruised about in her upwards of three hours, looking for John. John had come home from Van Diemen&rsquo;s Land barely a month before, and I had heard of him as taking a frisk in Liverpool. We asked after him, among many other places, at the two boarding-houses he was fondest of, and we found he had had a week&amp;#039;s spell at each of them; but, he had gone here and gone there, and had set off &ldquo;to lay out on the main-to&amp;#039;-gallant-yard of the highest Welsh mountain&rdquo; (so he had told the people of the house), and where he might be then, or when he might come back nobody could tell us. But it was surprising, to be sure, to see how every face brightened the moment there was mention made of the name of Mr. Steadiman. We were taken aback at meeting with no better luck, and we had wore ship and put her head for my friends, when, as we were jogging through the streets, I clap my eyes on John himself coming out of a toyshop! He was carrying a little boy, and conducting two uncommon pretty women to their coach, and he told me afterwards that he had never in his life seen one of the three before, but that he was so taken with them on looking in at the toy-shop while they were buying the child a cranky Noah&rsquo;s Ark, very much down by the head, that he had gone in and asked the ladies&rsquo; permission to treat him to a tolerably correct Cutter there was in the window, in order that such a handsome boy might not grow up with a lubberly idea of naval architecture. We stood off and on until the ladies&rsquo; coachman began to give way, and then we hailed John. On his coming aboard of us, I told him, very gravely, what I had said to my friend. It struck him, as he said himself, amidships. He was quite shaken by it. &ldquo;Captain Ravender,&rdquo; were John Steadiman&rsquo;s words, &ldquo;such an opinion from you is true commendation, and I&rsquo;ll sail round the world with you for twenty years if you hoist the signal, and stand by you for ever!&rdquo; And now indeed I felt that it was done, and that the Golden Mary was afloat. Grass never grew yet under the feet of Smithick and Watersby. The riggers were out of that ship in a fortnight&rsquo;s time, and we had begun taking in cargo. John was always aboard, seeing everything stowed with his own eyes; and whenever I went aboard myself, early or late, whether he was below in the hold, or on deck at the hatchway, or overhauling his cabin, nailing up pictures in it of the Blush Roses of England, the Blue Belles of Scotland, and the female Shamrock of Ireland: of a certainty I heard John singing like a blackbird. We had room for twenty passengers. Our sailing advertisement was no sooner out, than we might have taken these, twenty times over. In entering our men, I and John (both together) picked them, and we entered none but good hands&mdash;as good as were to be found in that port. And so, in a good ship of the best build, well owned, well arranged, well officered, well manned, well found in all respects, we parted with our pilot at a quarter past four o&rsquo;clock in the afternoon of the seventh of March, one thousand eight hundred and fifty-one, and stood with a fair wind out to sea. It may be easily believed that up to that time I had had no leisure to be intimate with my passengers. The most of them were then in their berths sea-sick; however, in going among them, telling them what was good for them, persuading them not to be there, but to come up on deck and feel the breeze, and in rousing them with a joke, or a comfortable word, I made acquaintance with them, perhaps, in a more friendly and confidential way from the first, than I might have done at the cabin table. Of my passengers, I need only particularise, just at present, a bright-eyed, blooming young wife who was going out to join her husband in California, taking with her their only child, a little girl of three years old, whom he had never seen; a sedate young woman in black, some five years older (about thirty, as I should say), who was going out to join a brother; and an old gentleman, a good deal like a hawk if his eyes had been better and not so red, who was always talking, morning, noon, and night, about the gold discovery. But, whether he was making the voyage, thinking his old arms could dig for gold, or whether his speculation was to buy it, or, to barter for it, or to cheat for it, or to snatch it anyhow from other people, was his secret. He kept his secret. These three and the child were the soonest well. The child was a most engaging child, to be sure, and very fond of me: though I am bound to admit that John Steadiman and I were borne on her pretty little books in reverse order, and that he was captain there, and I was mate. It was beautiful to watch her with John, and it was beautiful to watch John with her. Few would have thought it possible, to see John playing at bo-peep round the mast, that he was the man who had caught up an iron bar and struck a Malay and a Maltese dead, as they were gliding with their knives down the cabin stair aboard the barque Old England, when the captain lay ill in his cot, off Saugar Point. But he was; and give him his back against a bulwark, he would have done the same by half a dozen of them. The name of the young mother was Mrs. Atherfield, the name of the young lady in black was Miss Coleshaw, and the name of the old gentleman was Mr. Rarx. As the child had a quantity of shining fair hair, clustering in curls all about her face, and as her name was Lucy, Steadiman gave her the name of the Golden Lucy. So, we had the Golden Lucy and the Golden Mary; and John kept up the idea to that extent as he and the child went playing about the decks, that I believe she used to think the ship was alive somehow&mdash;a sister or companion, going to the same place as herself. She liked to be by the wheel, and in fine weather, I have often stood by the man whose trick it was at the wheel, only to hear her, sitting near my feet, talking to the ship. Never had a child such a doll before, I suppose; but she made a doll of the Golden Mary, and used to dress her up by tying ribbons and little bits of finery to the belaying-pins; and nobody ever moved them, unless it was to save them from being blown away. Of course I took charge of the two young women, and I called them &ldquo;my dear,&rdquo; and they never minded, knowing that whatever I said was said in a fatherly and protecting spirit. I gave them their places on each side of me at dinner, Mrs. Atherfield on my right and Miss Coleshaw on my left; and I directed the unmarried lady to serve out the breakfast, and the married lady to serve out the tea. Likewise I said to my black steward in their presence, &ldquo;Tom Snow, these two ladies are equally the mistresses of this house, and do you obey their orders equally;&rdquo; at which Tom laughed, and they all laughed. Old Mr. Rarx was not a pleasant man to look at, nor yet to talk to, or to be with, for no one could help seeing that he was a sordid and selfish character, and that he had warped further and further out of the straight with time. Not but what he was on his best behaviour with us, as everybody was; for, we had no bickering among us, for&rsquo;ard or aft. I only mean to say, he was not the man one would have chosen for a messmate. If choice there had been, one might even have gone a few points out of one&rsquo;s course, to say, &ldquo;No! Not him!&rdquo; But, there was one curious inconsistency in Mr. Rarx. That was, that he took an astonishing interest in the child. He looked, and, I may add, he was, one of the last of men to care at all for a child, or to care much for any human creature. Still, he went so far as to be habitually uneasy, if the child was long on deck, out of his sight. He was always afraid of her falling overboard, or falling down a hatchway, or of a block or what not coming down upon her from the rigging in the working of the ship, or of her getting some hurt or other. He used to look at her and touch her, as if she was something precious to him. He was always solicitous about her not injuring her health, and constantly entreated her mother to be careful of it. This was so much the more curious, because the child did not like him, but used to shrink away from him, and would not even put out her hand to him without coaxing from others. I believe that every soul on board frequently noticed this, and that not one of us understood it. However, it was such a plain fact, that John Steadiman said more than once when old Mr. Rarx was not within earshot, that if the Golden Mary felt a tenderness for the dear old gentleman she carried in her lap, she must be bitterly jealous of the Golden Lucy. Before I go any further with this narrative, I will state that our ship was a barque of three hundred tons, carrying a crew of eighteen men, a second mate in addition to John, a carpenter, an armourer or smith, and two apprentices (one a Scotch boy, poor little fellow). We had three boats; the Long-boat, capable of carrying twenty-five men; the Cutter, capable of carrying fifteen; and the Surf-boat, capable of carrying ten. I put down the capacity of these boats according to the numbers they were really meant to hold. We had tastes of bad weather and headwinds, of course; but, on the whole we had as fine a run as any reasonable man could expect, for sixty days. I then began to enter two remarks in the ship&rsquo;s Log and in my Journal; first, that there was an unusual and amazing quantity of ice; second, that the nights were most wonderfully dark, in spite of the ice. For five days and a half, it seemed quite useless and hopeless to alter the ship&rsquo;s course so as to stand out of the way of this ice. I made what southing I could; but, all that time, we were beset by it. Mrs. Atherfield after standing by me on deck once, looking for some time in an awed manner at the great bergs that surrounded us, said in a whisper, &ldquo;O! Captain Ravender, it looks as if the whole solid earth had changed into ice, and broken up!&rdquo; I said to her, laughing, &ldquo;I don&amp;#039;t wonder that it does, to your inexperienced eyes, my dear.&rdquo; But I had never seen a twentieth part of the quantity, and, in reality, I was pretty much of her opinion. However, at two p.m. on the afternoon of the sixth day, that is to say, when we were sixty-six days out, John Steadiman who had gone aloft, sang out from the top, that the sea was clear ahead. Before four p.m. a strong breeze springing up right astern, we were in open water at sunset. The breeze then freshening into half a gale of wind, and the Golden Mary being a very fast sailer, we went before the wind merrily, all night. I had thought it impossible that it could be darker than it had been, until the sun, moon, and stars should fall out of the Heavens, and Time should be destroyed; but, it had been next to light, in comparison with what it was now. The darkness was so profound, that looking into it was painful and oppressive&mdash;like looking, without a ray of light, into a dense black bandage put as close before the eyes as it could be, without touching them. I doubled the look-out, and John and I stood in the bow side-by-side, never leaving it all night. Yet I should no more have known that he was near me when he was silent, without putting out my arm and touching him, than I should if he had turned in and been fast asleep below. We were not so much looking out, all of us, as listening to the utmost, both with our eyes and ears. Next day, I found that the mercury in the barometer, which had risen steadily since we cleared the ice, remained steady. I had had very good observations, with now and then the interruption of a day or so, since our departure. I got the sun at noon, and found that we were in Lat. 58&deg; S., Long. 60&deg; W., off New South Shetland; in the neighbourhood of Cape Horn. We were sixty-seven days out, that day. The ship&rsquo;s reckoning was accurately worked and made up. The ship did her duty admirably, all on board were well, and all hands were as smart, efficient, and contented, as it was possible to be. When the night came on again as dark as before, it was the eighth night I had been on deck. Nor had I taken more than a very little sleep in the day-time, my station being always near the helm, and often at it, while we were among the ice. Few but those who have tried it can imagine the difficulty and pain of only keeping the eyes open&mdash;physically open&mdash;under such circumstances, in such darkness. They get struck by the darkness, and blinded by the darkness. They make patterns in it, and they flash in it, as if they had gone out of your head to look at you. On the turn of midnight, John Steadiman, who was alert and fresh (for I had always made him turn in by day), said to me, &ldquo;Captain Ravender, I entreat of you to go below. I am sure you can hardly stand, and your voice is getting weak, sir. Go below, and take a little rest. I&rsquo;ll call you if a block chafes.&rdquo; I said to John in answer, &ldquo;Well, well, John! Let us wait till the turn of one o&rsquo;clock, before we talk about that.&rdquo; I had just had one of the ship&rsquo;s lanterns held up, that I might see how the night went by my watch, and it was then twenty minutes after twelve. At five minutes before one, John sang out to the boy to bring the lantern again, and, when I told him once more what the time was, entreated and prayed of me to go below. &ldquo;Captain Ravender,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;all&rsquo;s well; we can&rsquo;t afford to have you laid up for a single hour; and I respectfully and earnestly beg of you to go below.&rdquo; The end of it was, that I agreed to do so, on the understanding that if I failed to come up of my own accord within three hours, I was to be punctually called. Having settled that, I left John in charge. But, I called him to me once afterwards, to ask him a question. I had been to look at the barometer, and had seen the mercury still perfectly steady, and had come up the companion again, to take a last look about me&mdash;if I can use such a word in reference to such darkness&mdash;when I thought that the waves, as the Golden Mary parted them and shook them off, had a hollow sound in them; something that I fancied was a rather unusual reverberation. I was standing by the quarter-deck rail on the starboard side, when I called John aft to me, and bade him listen. He did so with the greatest attention. Turning to me he then said, &ldquo;Rely upon it, Captain Ravender, you have been without rest too long, and the novelty is only in the state of your sense of hearing.&rdquo; I thought so too by that time, and I think so now, though I can never know for absolute certain in this world, whether it was or not. When I left John Steadiman in charge, the ship was still going at a great rate through the water. The wind still blew right astern. Though she was making great way, she was under shortened sail, and had no more than she could easily carry. All was snug, and nothing complained. There was a pretty sea running, but not a very high sea neither, nor at all a confused one. I turned in, as we seamen say, all standing. The meaning of that, is, I did not pull my clothes off&mdash;no, not even so much as my coat: though I did my shoes, for my feet were badly swelled with the deck. There was a little swing-lamp alight in my cabin. I thought, as I looked at it before shutting my eyes, that I was so tired of darkness, and troubled by darkness, that I could have gone to sleep best in the midst of a million of flaming gas-lights. That was the last thought I had before I went off, except the prevailing thought that I should not be able to get to sleep at all. I dreamed that I was back at Penrith again, and was trying to get round the church, which had altered its shape very much since I last saw it, and was cloven all down the middle of the steeple in a most singular manner. Why I wanted to get round the church, I don&amp;#039;t know; but, I was as anxious to do it as if my life depended on it. Indeed, I believe it did, in the dream. For all that, I could not get round the church. I was still trying, when I came against it with a violent shock, and was flung out of my cot against the ship&rsquo;s side. Shrieks and a terrific outcry struck me far harder than the bruising timbers, and amidst sounds of grinding and crashing, and a heavy rushing and breaking of water&mdash;sounds I understood too well&mdash;I made my way on deck. It was not an easy thing to do, for the ship heeled over frightfully, and was beating in a furious manner. I could not see the men as I went forward, but I could hear that they were hauling in sail, in disorder. I had my trumpet in my hand, and, after directing and encouraging them in this till it was done, I hailed first John Steadiman, and then my second mate, Mr. William Rames. Both answered clearly and steadily. Now, I had practised them and all my crew, as I have ever made it a custom to practise all who sail with me, to take certain stations, and wait my orders, in case of any unexpected crisis. When my voice was heard hailing, and their voices were heard answering, I was aware, through all the noises of the ship and sea, and all the crying of the passengers below, that there was a pause. &ldquo;Are you ready, Rames?&rdquo;&mdash; &ldquo;Aye, aye, sir!&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Then light up, for God&rsquo;s sake!&rdquo; In a moment he and another were burning blue-lights, and the ship and all on board seemed to be enclosed in a mist of light, under a great black dome. The light shone up so high that I could see the huge Iceberg upon which we had struck, cloven at the top and down the middle, exactly like Penrith Church in my dream. At the same moment I could see the watch last relieved, crowding up and down on deck; I could see Mrs. Atherfield and Miss Coleshaw thrown about on the top of the companion as they struggled to bring the child up from below; I could see that the masts were going with the shock and the beating of the ship; I could see the frightful breach stove in on the starboard side, half the length of the vessel, and the sheathing and timbers spirting up; I could see that the Cutter was disabled, in a wreck of broken fragments; and I could see every eye turned upon me. It is my belief that if there had been ten thousand eyes there, I should have seen them all, with their different looks. And all this in a moment. But you must consider what a moment. I saw the men, as they looked at me, fall towards their appointed stations, like good men and true. If she had not righted, they could have done very little there or anywhere but die&mdash;not that it is little for a man to die at his post&mdash;I mean they could have done nothing to save the passengers and themselves. Happily, however, the violence of the shock with which we had so determinedly borne down direct on that fatal Iceberg, as if it had been our destination instead of our destruction, had so smashed and pounded the ship that she got off in this same instant, and righted. I did not want the carpenter to tell me she was filling and going down; I could see and hear that. I gave Rames the word to lower the Long-boat and the Surf-boat, and I myself told off the men for each duty. Not one hung back, or came before the other. I now whispered to John Steadiman, &ldquo;John, I stand at the gangway here, to see every soul on board safe over the side. You shall have the next post of honor, and shall be the last but one to leave the ship. Bring up the passengers, and range them behind me; and put what provision and water you can get at, in the boats. Cast your eye for&rsquo;ard, John, and you&rsquo;ll see you have not a moment to lose.&rdquo; My noble fellows got the boats over the side, as orderly as I ever saw boats lowered with any sea running, and, when they were launched, two or three of the nearest men in them as they held on, rising and falling with the swell, called out, looking up at me, &ldquo;Captain Ravender, if anything goes wrong with us and you are saved, remember we stood by you!&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll all stand by one another ashore, yet, please God, my lads!&rdquo; says I. &ldquo;Hold on bravely, and be tender with the women.&rdquo; The women were an example to us. They trembled very much, but they were quiet and perfectly collected. &ldquo;Kiss me, Captain Ravender,&rdquo; says Mrs. Atherfield, &ldquo;and God in Heaven bless you, you good man!&rdquo; &ldquo;My dear,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;those words are better for me than a life-boat.&rdquo; I held her child in my arms till she was in the boat, and then kissed the child and handed her safe down. I now said to the people in her, &ldquo;You have got your freight, my lads, all but me, and I am not coming yet awhile. Pull away from the ship, and keep off!&rdquo; That was the Long-boat. Old Mr. Rarx was one of her complement, and he was the only passenger who had greatly misbehaved since the ship struck. Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blameable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness. His incessant cry had been that he must not be separated from the child, that he couldn&rsquo;t see the child, and that he and the child must go together. He had even tried to wrest the child out of my arms, that he might keep her in his. &ldquo;Mr. Rarx,&rdquo; said I to him when it came to that, &ldquo;I have a loaded pistol in my pocket; and if you don&amp;#039;t stand out of the gangway, and keep perfectly quiet, I shall shoot you through the heart, if you have got one.&rdquo; Says he, &ldquo;You won&rsquo;t do murder, Captain Ravender?&rdquo; &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;I won&rsquo;t murder forty-four people to humour you, but I&rsquo;ll shoot you to save them.&rdquo; After that, he was quiet, and stood shivering a little way off, until I named him to go over the side. The Long-boat being cast off, the Surf-boat was soon filled. There only remained aboard the Golden Mary, John Mullion the man who had kept on burning the blue-lights (and who had lighted every new one at every old one before it went out, as quietly as if he had been at an illumination); John Steadiman; and myself. I hurried those two into the Surf-boat, called to them to keep off, and waited with a grateful and relieved heart for the Long-boat to come and take me in, if she could. I looked at my watch, and it showed me, by the blue-light, ten minutes past two. They lost no time. As soon as she was near enough, I swung myself in to her, and called to the men, &ldquo;With a will, lads! She&rsquo;s reeling!&rdquo; We were not an inch too far out of the inner vortex of her going down, when, by the blue-light which John Mullion still burnt in the bow of the Surf-boat, we saw her lurch, and plunge to the bottom head- foremost. The child cried, weeping wildly, &ldquo;O the dear Golden Mary! O look at her! Save her! Save the poor Golden Mary!&rdquo; And then the light burnt out, and the black dome seemed to come down upon us. I suppose if we had all stood a-top of a mountain, and seen the whole remainder of the world sink away from under us, we could hardly have felt more shocked and solitary than we did when we knew we were alone on the wide ocean, and that the beautiful ship in which most of us had been securely asleep within half an hour was gone for ever. There was an awful silence in our boat, and such a kind of palsy on the rowers and the man at the rudder, that I felt they were scarcely keeping her before the sea. I spoke out then, and said, &ldquo;Let every one here thank the Lord for our preservation!&rdquo; All the voices answered (even the child&rsquo;s), &ldquo;We thank the Lord!&rdquo; I then said the Lord&rsquo;s Prayer, and all hands said it after me with a solemn murmuring. Then I gave the word &ldquo;Cheerily, O men, Cherrily!&rdquo; and I felt that they were handling the boat again as a boat ought to be handled. The Surf-boat now burnt another blue-light to show us where they were, and we made for her, and laid ourselves as nearly alongside of her as we dared. I had always kept my boats with a coil or two of good stout stuff in each of them, so both boats had a rope at hand. We made a shift, with much labor and trouble, to get near enough to one another to divide the blue-lights (they were no use after that night, for the sea-water soon got at them), and to get a tow-rope out between us. All night long we kept together, sometimes obliged to cast off the rope, and sometimes getting it out again, and all of us wearying for the morning&mdash;which appeared so long in coming that old Mr. Rarx screamed out, in spite of his fears of me, &ldquo;The world is drawing to an end, and the sun will never rise any more!&rdquo; When the day broke, I found that we were all huddled together in a miserable manner. We were deep in the water; being, as I found on mustering, thirty-one in number, or at least six too many. In the Surf-boat they were fourteen in number, being at least four too many. The first thing I did, was to get myself passed to the rudder&mdash;which I took from that time&mdash;and to get Mrs. Atherfield, her child, and Miss Coleshaw, passed on to sit next me. As to old Mr. Rarx, I put him in the bow, as far from us as I could. And I put some of the best men near us, in order that if I should drop, there might be a skilful hand ready to take the helm. The sea moderating as the sun came up, though the sky was cloudy and wild, we spoke the other boat, to know what stores they had, and to overhaul what we had. I had a compass in my pocket, a small telescope, a double-barrelled pistol, a knife, and a fire-box and matches. Most of my men had knives, and some had a little tobacco: some, a pipe as well. We had a mug among us, and an iron-spoon. As to provisions, there were in my boat two bags of biscuit, one piece of raw beef, one piece of raw pork, a bag of coffee, roasted but not ground (thrown in, I imagine, by mistake, for something else), two small casks of water, and about half-a-gallon of rum in a keg. The Surf-boat, having rather more rum than we, and fewer to drink it, gave us, as I estimated, another quart into our keg. In return, we gave them three double-handfuls of coffee, tied up in a piece of a handkerchief; they reported that they had aboard besides, a bag of biscuit, a piece of beef, a small cask of water, a small box of lemons, and a Dutch cheese. It took a long time to make these exchanges, and they were not made without risk to both parties; the sea running quite high enough to make our approaching near to one another very hazardous. In the bundle with the coffee, I conveyed to John Steadiman (who had a ship&rsquo;s compass with him), a paper written in pencil, and torn from my pocket-book, containing the course I meant to steer, in the hope of making land, or being picked up by some vessel&mdash;I say in the hope, though I had little hope of either deliverance. I then sang out to him, so as all might hear, that if we two boats could live or die together, we would; but, that if we should be parted by the weather, and join company no more, they should have our prayers and blessings, and we asked for theirs. We then gave them three cheers, which they returned, and I saw the men&rsquo;s heads droop in both boats as they fell to their oars again. These arrangements had occupied the general attention advantageously for all, though (as I expressed in the last sentence) they ended in a sorrowful feeling. I now said a few words to my fellow-voyagers on the subject of the small stock of food on which our lives depended if they were preserved from the great deep, and on the rigid necessity of our eking it out in the most frugal manner. One and all replied that whatever allowance I thought best to lay down should be strictly kept to. We made a pair of scales out of a thin scrap of iron-plating and some twine, and I got together for weights such of the heaviest buttons among us as I calculated made up some fraction over two ounces. This was the allowance of solid food served out once a-day to each, from that time to the end; with the addition of a coffee-berry, or sometimes half a one, when the weather was very fair, for breakfast. We had nothing else whatever, but half a pint of water each per day, and sometimes, when we were coldest and weakest, a teaspoonful of rum each, served out as a dram. I know how learnedly it can be shown that rum is poison, but I also know that in this case, as in all similar cases I have ever read of&mdash;which are numerous&mdash;no words can express the comfort and support derived from it. Nor have I the least doubt that it saved the lives of far more than half our number. Having mentioned half a pint of water as our daily allowance, I ought to observe that sometimes we had less, and sometimes we had more; for, much rain fell, and we caught it in a canvas stretched for the purpose. Thus, at that tempestuous time of the year, and in that tempestuous part of the world, we shipwrecked people rose and fell with the waves. It is not my intention to relate (if I can avoid it), such circumstances appertaining to our doleful condition as have been better told in many other narratives of the kind than I can be expected to tell them. I will only note, in so many passing words, that day after day and night after night, we received the sea upon our backs to prevent it from swamping the boat; that one party was always kept baling, and that every hat and cap among us soon got worn out, though patched up fifty times, as the only vessels we had for that service; that another party lay down in the bottom of the boat, while a third rowed; and that we were soon all in boils and blisters and rags. The other boat was a source of such anxious interest to all of us that I used to wonder whether, if we were saved, the time could ever come when the survivors in this boat of ours could be at all indifferent to the fortunes of the survivors in that. We got out a tow-rope whenever the weather permitted, but that did not often happen, and how we two parties kept within the same horizon, as we did, He, who mercifully permitted it to be so for our consolation, only knows. I never shall forget the looks with which, when the morning light came, we used to gaze about us over the stormy waters, for the other boat. We once parted company for seventy-two hours, and we believed them to have gone down, as they did us. The joy on both sides when we came within view of one another again, had something in a manner Divine in it; each was so forgetful of individual suffering, in tears of delight and sympathy for the people in the other boat. I have been wanting to get round to the individual or personal part of my subject, as I call it, and the foregoing incident puts me in the right way. The patience and good disposition aboard of us, was wonderful. I was not surprised by it in the women; for, all men born of women know what great qualities they will show when men will fail; but, I own I was a little surprised by it in some of the men. Among one-and-thirty people assembled at the best of times, there will usually, I should say, be two or three uncertain tempers. I knew that I had more than one rough temper with me among my own people, for I had chosen those for the Long-boat that I might have them under my eye. But, they softened under their misery, and were as considerate of the ladies, and as compassionate of the child, as the best among us, or among men they could not have been more so. I heard scarcely any complaining. The party lying down would moan a good deal in their sleep, and I would often notice a man&mdash;not always the same man, it is to be understood, but nearly all of them at one time or other&mdash;sitting moaning at his oar, or in his place, as he looked mistily over the sea. When it happened to be long before I could catch his eye, he would go on moaning all the time in the dismallest manner; but, when our looks met, he would brighten and leave off. I almost always got the impression that he did not know what sound he had been making, but that he thought he had been humming a tune. Our sufferings from cold and wet were far greater than our sufferings from hunger. We managed to keep the child warm; but, I doubt if any one else among us ever was warm for five minutes together; and the shivering, and the chattering of teeth, were sad to hear. The child cried a little at first for her lost playfellow, The Golden Mary; but hardly ever whimpered afterwards; and when the state of the weather made it possible, she used now and then to be held up in the arms of some of us, to look over the sea for John Steadiman&rsquo;s boat. I see the golden hair and the innocent face now, between me and the driving clouds, like an Angel going to fly away. It had happened on the second day, towards night, that Mrs. Atherfield, in getting Little Lucy to sleep, sang her a song. She had a soft, melodious voice, and, when she had finished it, our people up and begged for. another. She sang them another, and after it had fallen dark ended with the Evening Hymn. From that time, whenever anything could be heard above the sea and wind, and while she had any voice left, nothing would serve the people but that she should sing at sunset. She always did, and always ended with the Evening Hymn. We mostly took up the last line, and shed tears when it was done, but not miserably. We had a prayer night and morning, also, when the weather allowed of it. Twelve nights and eleven days we had been driving in the boat, when old Mr. Rarx began to be delirious, and to cry out to me to throw the gold overboard or it would sink us, and we should all be lost. For days past the child had been declining, and that was the great cause of his wildness. He had been over and over again shrieking out to me to give her all the remaining meat, to give her all the remaining rum, to save her at any cost, or we should all be ruined. At this time, she lay in her mother&rsquo;s arms at my feet. One of her little hands was almost always creeping about her mother&amp;#039;s neck or chin. I had watched the wasting of the little hand, and I knew it was nearly over. The old man&rsquo;s cries were so discordant with the mother&rsquo;s love and submission, that I called out to him in an angry voice, unless he held his peace on the instant, I would order him to be knocked on the head and thrown overboard. He was mute then, until the child died, very peacefully, an hour afterwards: which was known to all in the boat by the mother&rsquo;s breaking out into lamentations for the first time since the wreck&mdash;for, she had great fortitude and constancy, though she was a little gentle woman. Old Mr. Rarx then became quite ungovernable, tearing what rags he had on him, raging in imprecations, and calling to me that if I had thrown the gold overboard (always the gold with him!) I might have saved the child, &ldquo;And now,&rdquo; says he, in a terrible voice, &ldquo;we shall founder, and all go to the Devil, for our sins will sink us, when we have no innocent child to bear us up!&rdquo; We so discovered with amazement, that this old wretch had only cared for the life of the pretty little creature dear to all of us, because of the influence he superstitiously hoped she might have in preserving him! Altogether it was too much for the smith or armourer, who was sitting next the old man, to bear. He took him by the throat and rolled him under the thwarts, where he lay still enough for hours afterwards. All that thirteenth night, Miss Coleshaw, lying across my knees as I kept the helm, comforted and supported the poor mother. Her child, covered with a pea-jacket of mine, lay in her lap. It troubled me all night to think that there was no Prayer-Book among us, and that I could remember but very few of the exact words of the burial service. When I stood up at broad day, all knew what was going to be done, and I noticed that my poor fellows made the motion of uncovering their heads, though their heads had been stark bare to the sky and sea for many a weary hour. There was a long heavy swell on, but otherwise it was a fair morning, and there were broad fields of sunlight on the waves in the east. I said no more than this. &ldquo;I am the Resurrection and the Life, saith the Lord. He raised the daughter of Jairus the ruler, and said she was not dead but slept. He raised the widow&rsquo;s son. He arose himself, and was seen of many. He loved little children, saying Suffer them to come unto me and rebuke them not, for of such is the kingdom of Heaven. In His name, my friends, and committed to His merciful goodness!&rdquo; With those words I laid my rough face softly on the placid little forehead, and buried the Golden Lucy in the grave of the Golden Mary. Having had it on my mind to relate the end of this dear little child, I have omitted something from its exact place, which I will supply here. It will come quite as well here as anywhere else. Foreseeing that if the boat lived through the stormy weather, the time must come, and soon come, when we should have absolutely no morsel to eat, I had one momentous point often in my thoughts. Although I had, years before that, fully satisfied myself that the instances in which human beings in the last distress have fed upon each other, are exceedingly few, and have very seldom indeed (if ever) occurred when the people in distress, however dreadful their extremity, have been accustomed to moderate forbearance and restraint&mdash;I say, though I had, long before, quite satisfied my mind on this topic, I felt doubtful whether there might not have been in former cases some harm and danger from keeping it out of sight and pretending not to think of it. I felt doubtful whether some. minds, growing weak with fasting and exposure, and having such a terrific idea to dwell upon in secret, might not magnify it until it got to have an awful attraction about it. This was not a new thought of mine, for it had grown out of my reading. However, it came over me stronger than it had ever done before&mdash;as it had reason for doing&mdash;in the boat, and on the fourth day I decided that I would bring out into the light that unformed fear which must have been more or less darkly in every brain among us. Therefore, as a means of beguiling the time and inspiring hope, I gave them the best summary in my power of Bligh&rsquo;s voyage of more than three thousand miles, in an open boat, after the Mutiny of the Bounty, and of the wonderful preservation of that boat&rsquo;s crew. They listened throughout with great interest, and I concluded by telling them, that, in my opinion, the happiest circumstance in the whole narrative was, that Bligh, who was no delicate man either, had solemnly placed it on record therein that he was sure and certain that under no conceivable circumstances whatever, would that emaciated party who had gone through all the pains of famine, have preyed on one another. I cannot describe the visible relief which this spread through the boat, and how the tears stood in every eye. From that time I was as well convinced as Bligh himself that there was no danger, and that this phantom, at any rate, did not haunt us. Now, it was a part of Bligh&rsquo;s experience that when the people in his boat were most cast down, nothing did them so much good as hearing a story told by one of their number. When I mentioned that, I saw that it struck the general attention as much as it did my own, for I had not thought of it until I came to it in my summary. This was on the day after Mrs. Atherfield first sang to us. I proposed that whenever the weather would permit, we should have a story two hours after dinner (I always issued the allowance I have mentioned, at one o&rsquo;clock and called it by that name), as well as our song at sunset. The proposal was received with a cheerful satisfaction that warmed my heart within me; and I do not say too much when I say that those two periods in the four-and-twenty hours were expected with positive pleasure, and were really enjoyed, by all hands. Spectres as we soon were in our bodily wasting, our imaginations did not perish like the gross flesh upon our bones. Music and Adventure, two of the great gifts of Providence to mankind, could charm us long after that was lost. The wind was almost always against us after the second day; and for many days together we could not nearly hold our own. We had all varieties of bad weather. We had rain, hail, snow, wind, mist, thunder and lightning. Still the boats lived through the heavy seas, and still we perishing people rose and fell with the great waves. Sixteen nights and fifteen days, twenty nights and nineteen days, twenty-four nights and twenty-three days. So the time went on. Disheartening as I knew that our progress, or want of progress, must be, I never deceived them as to my calculations of it. In the first place, I felt that we were all too near eternity for deceit; in the second place, I knew that if I failed, or died, the man who followed me must have a knowledge of the true state of things to begin upon. When I told them at noon, what I reckoned we had made or lost, they generally received what I said, in a tranquil and resigned manner, and always gratefully towards me. It was not unusual at any time of the day for some one to burst out weeping loudly without any new cause, and, when the burst was over, to calm down a little better than before. I had seen exactly the same thing in a house of mourning. During the whole of this time, old Mr. Rarx had had his fits of calling out to me to throw the gold (always the gold!) overboard, and of heaping violent reproaches upon me for not having saved the child; but, now, the food being all gone, and I having nothing left to serve out but a bit of coffee-berry now and then, he began to be too weak to do this, and consequently fell silent. Mrs. Atherneld and Miss Coleshaw generally lay, each with an arm across one of my knees, and her head upon it. They never complained at all. Up to the time of her child&rsquo;s death, Mrs. Atherfield had bound up her own beautiful hair every day; and I took particular notice that this was always before she sang her song at night, when every one looked at her. But, she never did it after the loss of her darling; and it would have been now all tangled with dirt and wet, but that Miss Coleshaw was careful of it long after she was herself, and would sometimes smooth it down with her weak thin hands. We were past mustering a story now; but, one day, at about this period, I reverted to the superstition of old Mr. Rarx, concerning the Golden Lucy, and told them that nothing vanished from the eye of God, though much might pass away from the eyes of men. &ldquo;We were all of us,&rdquo; says I, &ldquo;children once; and our baby feet have strolled in green woods ashore; and our baby hands have gathered flowers in gardens, where the birds were singing. The children that we were, are not lost to the great knowledge of our Creator. Those innocent creatures will appear with us before Him, and plead for us. What we were in the best time of our generous youth will arise and go with us too. The purest part of our lives will not desert us at the pass to which all of us here present are gliding. What we were then, will be as much in existence before Him, as what we are now.&rdquo; They were no less comforted by this consideration, than I was myself; and Miss Coleshaw, drawing my ear nearer to her lips, said, &ldquo;Captain Ravender, I was on my way to marry a disgraced and broken man, whom I dearly loved when he was honorable and good. Your words seem to have come out of my own poor heart.&rdquo; She pressed my hand upon it, smiling. Twenty-seven nights and twenty-six days. We were in no want of rain-water, but we had nothing else. And yet, even now, I never turned my eyes upon a waking face but it tried to brighten before mine. O! what a thing it is, in a time of danger, and in the presence of death, the shining of a face upon a face! I have heard it broached that orders should be given in great new ships by electric telegraph. I admire machinery as much as any man, and am as thankful to it as any man can be for what it does for us. But, it will never be a substitute for the face of a man, with his soul in it, encouraging another man to be brave and true. Never try it for that. It will break down like a straw. I now began to remark certain changes in myself which I did not like. They caused me much disquiet. I often saw the Golden Lucy in the air above the boat. I often saw her I have spoken of before, sitting beside me. I saw the Golden Mary go down as she really had gone down, twenty times in a day. And yet the sea was mostly, to my thinking, not sea neither, but moving country and extraordinary mountainous regions, the like of which have never been beheld. I felt it time to leave my last words regarding John Steadiman, in case any lips should last out to repeat them to any living ears. I said that John had told me (as he had on deck) that he had sung out &ldquo;Breakers ahead!&rdquo; the instant they were audible, and had tried to wear ship, but she struck before it could be done. (His cry, I dare say, had made my dream.) I said that the circumstances were altogether without warning and out of any course that could have been guarded against; that the same loss would have happened if I had been in charge; and that John was not to blame, but from first to last had done his duty nobly, like the man he was. I tried to write it down in my pocket-book, but could make no words, though I knew what the words were that I wanted to make. When it had come to that, her hands&mdash;though she was dead so long&mdash;laid me down gently in the bottom of the boat, and she and the Golden Lucy swung me to sleep.</td><td>18561225</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Wreck_of_the_Golden_Mary_[1856_Christmas_Number]/1856-12-25-The_Wreck_of_the_Golden_Mary.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_Wreck_of_the_Golden_Mary_[1856_Christmas_Number]/1856-12-25-The_Wreck.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>229</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/229</td><td>No. I, 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Published in&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;, Vol. XVI, No. 393, 3 October 1857, pp. 313-319.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online, &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-313.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-313.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1857-10-03&quot;&gt;1857-10-03&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Short+story&quot;&gt;Short story&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1857-10-03-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No1</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins. No.I 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'.&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Search&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;. Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/short-stories/1857-10-03-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No1&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/short-stories/1857-10-03-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No1&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>In the autumn month of September, eighteen hundred and fifty-seven, wherein these presents bear date, two idle apprentices, exhausted by the long hot summer and the long hot work it had brought with it, ran away from their employer. They were bound to a highly meritorious lady (named Literature), of fair credit and repute, though, it must be acknowledged, not quite so highly esteemed in the City as she might be. This is the more remarkable, as there is nothing against the respectable lady in that quarter, but quite the contrary; her family having rendered eminent service to many famous citizens of London. It may be sufficient to name Sir William Walworth, Lord Mayor under King Richard the Second, at the time of Wat Tyler&amp;#039;s insurrection, and Sir Richard Whittington: which latter distinguished man and magistrate was doubtless indebted to the lady&amp;#039;s family for the gift of his celebrated cat. There is also strong reason to suppose that they rang the Highgate bells for him with their own hands. The misguided young men who thus shirked their duty to the mistress from whom they had received many favors, were actuated by the low idea of making a perfectly idle trip, in any direction. They had no intention of going anywhere, in particular; they wanted to see nothing, they wanted to know nothing, they wanted to learn nothing, they wanted to do nothing. They wanted only to be idle. They took to themselves (after HOGARTH), the names of Mr. Thomas Idle and Mr. Francis Goodchild; but, there was not a moral pin to choose between them, and they were both idle in the last degree. Between Francis and Thomas, however, there was this difference of character: Goodchild was laboriously idle, and would take upon himself any amount of pains and labour to assure himself that he was idle; in short, had no better idea of idleness than that it was useless industry. Thomas Idle, on the other hand, was an idler of the unmixed Irish or Neapolitan type; a passive idler, a born-and-bred idler, a consistent idler, who practised what he would have preached if he had not been too idle to preach; a one entire and perfect chrysolite of idleness. The two idle apprentices found themselves, within a few hours of their escape, walking down into the North of England. That is to say, Thomas was lying in a meadow, looking at the railway trains as they passed over a distant viaduct&mdash;which was his idea of walking down into the North; while Francis was walking a mile due South against time&mdash;which was his idea of walking down into the North. In the meantime the day waned, and the milestones remained unconquered. &amp;quot;Tom,&amp;quot; said Goodchild, &amp;quot;The sun is getting low. Up, and let us go forward!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Nay,&amp;quot; quoth Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;I have not done with Annie Laurie yet.&amp;quot; And he proceeded with that idle but popular ballad, to the effect that for the bonnie young person of that name he would &amp;quot;lay him doon and dee,&amp;quot;&mdash; equivalent, in prose, to lay him down and die. &amp;quot;What an ass that fellow was!&amp;quot; cried Goodchild, with the bitter emphasis of contempt. &amp;quot;Which fellow? &amp;quot; asked Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;The fellow in your song. Lay him doon and dee! Finely he&amp;#039;d show off before the girl by doing that. A Sniveller! Why couldn&amp;#039;t he get up, and punch somebody&amp;#039;s head!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Whose?&amp;quot; asked Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;Anybody&amp;#039;s. Everybody&amp;#039;s would be better than nobody&amp;#039;s! If I fell into that state of mind about a girl, do you think I&amp;#039;d lay me doon and dee? No, sir,&amp;quot; proceeded Goodchild, with a disparaging assumption of the Scottish accent, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d get me oop and peetch into somebody. Wouldn&amp;#039;t you ?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#039;t have anything to do with her,&amp;quot; yawned Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;Why should I take the trouble?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s no trouble Tom, to fall in love,&amp;quot; said Goodchild, shaking his head. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s trouble enough to fall out of it, once you&amp;#039;re in it,&amp;quot; retorted Tom. &amp;quot;So I keep out of it altogether. It would be better for you, if you did the same.&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild, who is always in love with somebody, and not unfrequently with several objects at once, made no reply. He heaved a sigh of the kind which is termed by the lower orders &amp;quot;a bellowser,&amp;quot; and then, heaving Mr. Idle on his feet (who was not half so heavy as the sigh), urged him northward. These two had sent their personal baggage on by train: only retaining, each a knapsack. Idle now applied himself to constantly regretting the train, to tracking it through the intricacies of Bradshaw&amp;#039;s Guide, and finding out where it was now&mdash;and where now&mdash;and where now&mdash;and to asking what was the use of walking, when you could ride at such a pace as that. Was it to see the country? If that was the object, look at it out of carriage-windows. There was a great deal more of it to be seen there, than here. Besides, who wanted to see the country? Nobody. And, again, who ever did walk? Nobody. Fellows set off to walk, but they never did it. They came back and said they did, but they didn&amp;#039;t. Then why should he walk? He wouldn&amp;#039;t walk. He swore it by this milestone! It was the fifth from London, so far had they penetrated into the North. Submitting to the powerful chain of argument, Goodchild proposed a return to the Metropolis, and a falling back upon Euston Square Terminus. Thomas assented with alacrity, and so they walked down into the North by the next morning&amp;#039;s express, and carried their knapsacks in the luggage-van. It was like all other expresses, as every express is and must be. It bore through the harvested country, a smell like a large washing-day, and a sharp issue of steam as from a huge brazen tea-urn. The greatest power in nature and art combined, it yet glided over dangerous heights in the sight of people looking up from fields and roads, as smoothly and unreally as a light miniature plaything. Now, the engine shrieked in hysterics of such intensity, that it seemed desirable that the men who had her in charge should hold her feet, slap her hands, and bring her to; now, burrowed into tunnels with a stubborn and undemonstrative energy so confusing that the train seemed to be flying back into leagues of darkness. Here, were station after station, swallowed up by the press without stopping; here, stations where it fired itself in like a volley of cannon-balls, swooped away four country-people with nosegays and three men of business with portmanteaus, and fired itself off again, bang, bang, bang! At long intervals were uncomfortable refreshment rooms, made more uncomfortable by the scorn of Beauty towards Beast, the public (but to whom she never relented, as Beauty did in the story, towards the other Beast), and where sensitive stomachs were fed, with a contemptuous sharpness occasioning indigestion. Here, again, were stations with nothing going but a bell, and wonderful wooden razors set aloft on great posts, shaving the air. In these fields, the horses, sheep, and cattle were well used to the thundering meteor, and didn&amp;#039;t mind; in those, they were all set scampering together, and a herd of pigs scoured after them. The pastoral country darkened, became coaly, became smoky, became infernal, got better, got worse, improved again, grew rugged, turned romantic; was a wood, a stream, a chain of hills, a gorge, a moor, a cathedral town, a fortified place, a waste. Now, miserable black dwellings, a black canal, and sick black towers of chimneys; now, a trim garden, where the flowers were bright and fair; now, a wilderness of hideous altars all a-blaze; now, the water meadows with their fairy rings; now, the mangy patch of unlet building ground outside the stagnant town, with the larger ring where the Circus was last week. The temperature changed, the dialect changed, the people changed, faces got sharper, manner got shorter, eyes got shrewder and harder; yet all so quickly, that the spruce guard in the London uniform and silver lace, had not yet rumpled his shirt-collar, delivered half the dispatches in his shining little pouch, or read his newspaper. Carlisle! Idle and Goodchild had got to Carlisle. It looked congenially and delightfully idle. Something in the way of public amusement had happened last month, and something else was going to happen before Christmas; and, in the meantime there was a lecture on India for those who liked it&mdash;which Idle and Goodchild did not. Likewise, by those who liked them, there were impressions to be bought of all the vapid prints, going and gone, and of nearly all the vapid books. For those who wanted to put anything in missionary boxes, here were the boxes. For those who wanted the Reverend Mr. Podgers (artist&amp;#039;s proofs, thirty shillings), here was Mr. Podgers to any amount. Not less gracious and abundant, Mr. Codgers, also of the vineyard, but opposed to Mr. Podgers, brotherly tooth and nail. Here, were guide-books to the neighbouring antiquities, and eke the Lake country, in several dry and husky sorts; here, many physically and morally impossible heads of both sexes, for young ladies to copy, in the exercise of the art of drawing; here, further, a large impression of Mr. SPURGEON, solid as to the flesh, not to say even something gross. The working young men of Carlisle were drawn up, with their hands in their pockets, across the pavements, four and six abreast, and appeared (much to the satisfaction of Mr. Idle) to have nothing else to do. The working and growing young women of Carlisle, from the age of twelve upwards, promenaded the streets in the cool of the evening, and rallied the said young men. Sometimes the young men rallied the young women, as in the case of a group gathered round an accordion-player, from among whom a young man advanced behind a young woman for whom he appeared to have a tenderness, and hinted to her that he was there and playful, by giving her (he wore clogs) a kick. On market morning, Carlisle woke up amazingly, and became (to the two Idle Apprentices) disagreeably and reproachfully busy. There were its cattle market, its sheep market, and its pig market down by the river, with raw-boned and shock-headed Rob Roys hiding their Lowland dresses beneath heavy plaids, prowling in and out among the animals, and flavouring the air with fumes of whiskey. There was its corn market down the main street, with hum of chaffering over open sacks. There was its general market in the street too, with heather brooms on which the purple flower still flourished, and heather baskets primitive and fresh to behold. With women trying on clogs and caps at open stalls, and &amp;quot;Bible stalls&amp;quot; adjoining. With &amp;quot;Doctor Mantle&amp;#039;s Dispensary for the cure of all Human Maladies and no charge for advice,&amp;quot; and with Doctor Mantle&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Laboratory of Medical, Chemical, and Botanical Science&amp;quot;&mdash;both healing institutions established on one pair of trestles, one board, and one sun-blind. With the renowned phrenologist from London, begging to be favoured (at sixpence each) with the company of clients of both sexes, to whom, on examination of their heads, he would make revelations &amp;quot;enabling him or her to know themselves.&amp;quot; Through all these bargains and blessings, the recruiting serjeant watchfully elbowed his way, a thread of War in the peaceful skein. Likewise on the walls were printed hints that the Oxford Blues might not be indisposed to hear of a few fine active young men; and that whereas the standard of that distinguished corps is full six feet, &amp;quot;growing lads of five feet eleven&amp;quot; need not absolutely despair of being accepted. Scenting the morning air more pleasantly than the buried majesty of Denmark did, Messrs. Idle and Goodchild rode away from Carlisle at eight o&amp;#039;clock one forenoon, bound for the village of Heske, Newmarket, some fourteen miles distant. Goodchild (who had already begun to doubt whether he was idle: as his way always is when he has nothing to do), had read of a certain black old Cumberland hill or mountain, called Carrock, or Carrock Fell; and had arrived at the conclusion that it would be the culminating triumph of Idleness to ascend the same. Thomas Idle, dwelling on the pains inseparable from that achievement, had expressed the strongest doubts of the expediency, and even of the sanity, of the enterprise; but Goodchild had carried his point, and they rode away. Up hill and down hill, and twisting to the right, and twisting to the left, and with old Skiddaw (who has vaunted himself a great deal more than his merits deserve; but that is rather the way of the Lake country), dodging the apprentices in a picturesque and pleasant manner. Good, weather-proof, warm, peasant houses, well white-limed, scantily dotting the road. Clean children coming out to look, carrying other clean children as big as themselves. Harvest still lying out and much rained upon; here and there, harvest still unreaped. Well cultivated gardens attached to the cottages, with plenty of produce forced out of their hard soil. Lonely nooks, and wild; but people can be born, and married, and buried in such nooks, and can live and love, and be loved, there as elsewhere, thank God! (Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s remark.) By-and-by, the village. Black, coarse-stoned, rough-windowed houses; some with outer staircases, like Swiss houses; a sinuous and stony gutter winding up hill and round the corner, by way of street. All the children running out directly. Women pausing in washing, to peep from doorways and very little windows. Such were the observations of Messrs. Idle and Goodchild, as their conveyance stopped at the village shoemaker&amp;#039;s. Old Carrock gloomed down upon it all in a very ill-tempered state; and rain was beginning. The village shoemaker declined to have anything to do with Carrock. No visitors went up Carrock. No visitors came there at all. Aa&amp;#039; the world ganged awa&amp;#039; yon. The driver appealed to the Innkeeper. The Inn-keeper had two men working in the fields, and one of them should be called in, to go up Carrock as guide. Messrs. Idle and Goodchild, highly approving, entered the Innkeeper&amp;#039;s house, to drink whiskey and eat oakcake. The Innkeeper was not idle enough&mdash;was not idle at all, which was a great fault in him&mdash;but was a fine specimen of a north- country man, or any kind of man. He had a ruddy cheek, a bright eye, a well-knit frame, an immense hand, a cheery outspeaking voice, and a straight, bright, broad look. He had a drawing-room, too, up-stairs, which was worth a visit to the Cumberland Fells. (This was Mr. Francis Goodchild&amp;#039;s opinion, in which Mr. Thomas Idle did not concur.) The ceiling of this drawing-room was so crossed and re-crossed by beams of unequal lengths, radiating from a centre in a corner, that it looked like a broken star-fish. The room was comfortably and solidly furnished with good mahogany and horsehair. It had a snug fire-side, and a couple of well-curtained windows, looking out upon the wild country behind the house. What it most developed was, an unexpected taste for little ornaments and nick-nacks, of which it contained a most surprising number. They were not very various, consisting in great part of waxen babies with their limbs more or less mutilated, appealing on one leg to the parental affections from under little cupping-glasses; but, Uncle Tom was there, in crockery, receiving theological instructions from Miss Eva, who grew out of his side like a wen, in an exceedingly rough state of profile propagandism. Engravings of Mr. Hunt&amp;#039;s country-boy, before and after his pie were on the wall, divided by a highly coloured nautical piece, the subject of which had all her colors (and more) flying, and was making great way through a sea of a regular pattern, like a lady&amp;#039;s collar. A benevolent elderly gentleman of the last century, with a powdered head, kept guard, in oil and varnish, over a most perplexing piece of furniture on a table; in appearance between a driving seat and an angular knife-box, but, when opened, a musical instrument of tinkling wires, exactly like David&amp;#039;s harp packed for travelling. Everything became a nick-nack in this curious room. The copper tea-kettle, burnished up to the highest point of glory, took his station on a stand of his own at the greatest possible distance from the fire-place, and said, &amp;quot;By your leave, not a kittle, but a bijou.&amp;quot; The Staffordshire-ware butter-dish with the cover on, got upon a little round occasional table in a window, with a worked top, and announced itself to the two chairs accidentally placed there, as an aid to polite conversation, a graceful trifle in china to be chatted over by callers, as they airily trifled away the visiting moments of a butterfly existence, in that rugged old village on the Cumberland Fells. The very footstool could not keep the floor, but got upon the sofa, and therefrom proclaimed itself, in high relief of white and liver-colored wool, a favourite spaniel coiled up for repose. Though, truly, in spite of its bright glass eyes, the spaniel was the least successful assumption in the collection: being perfectly flat, and dismally suggestive of a recent mistake in sitting down, on the part of some corpulent member of the family. There were books, too, in this room; books on the table, books on the chimney-piece, books in an open press in the corner. Fielding was there, and Smollett was there, and Steele and Addison were there, in dispersed volumes; and there were tales of those who go down to the sea in ships, for windy nights; and there was really a choice of good books for rainy days or fine. It was so very pleasant to see these things in such a lonesome by-place&mdash;so very agreeable to find these evidences of a taste, however homely, that went beyond the beautiful cleanliness and trimness of the house&mdash;so fanciful to imagine what a wonder the room must be to the little children born in the gloomy village&mdash;what grand impressions of it those of them who became wanderers over the earth would carry away; and how, at distant ends of the world, some old voyagers would die, cherishing the belief that the finest apartment known to men was once in the Hesket-Newmarket Inn, in rare old Cumberland&mdash;it was such a charmingly lazy pursuit to entertain these rambling thoughts over the choice oat-cake and the genial whiskey, that Mr. Idle and Mr. Goodchild never asked themselves how it came to pass that the men in the fields were never heard of more, how the stalwart landlord replaced them without explanation, how his dog-cart came to be waiting at the door, and how everything was arranged without the least arrangement, for climbing to old Carrock&amp;#039;s shoulders, and standing on his head. Without a word of inquiry, therefore, The Two Idle Apprentices drifted out resignedly into a fine, soft, close, drowsy, penetrating rain; got into the landlord&amp;#039;s light dog-cart, and rattled off, through the village, for the foot of Carrock. The journey at the outset was not remarkable. The Cumberland road went up and down like other roads; the Cumberland curs burst out from backs of cottages and barked like other curs, and the Cumberland peasantry stared after the dog-cart amazedly, as long as it was in sight, like the rest of their race. The approach to the foot of the mountain resembled the approaches to the feet of most other mountains all over the world. The cultivation gradually ceased, the trees grew gradually rare, the road became gradually rougher, and the sides of the mountain looked gradually more and more lofty, and more and more difficult to get up. The dog-cart was left at a lonely farm-house. The landlord borrowed a large umbrella, and, assuming in an instant the character of the most cheerful and adventurous of guides, led the way to the ascent. Mr. Goodchild looked eagerly at the top of the mountain, and, feeling apparently that he was now going to be very lazy indeed, shone all over wonderfully to the eye, under the influence of the contentment within and the moisture without. Only in the bosom of Mr. Thomas Idle did Despondency now hold her gloomy state. He kept it a secret; but he would have given a very handsome sum, when the ascent began, to have been back again at the inn. The sides of Carrock looked fearfully steep, and the top of Carrock was hidden in mist. The rain was falling faster and faster. The knees of Mr. Idle&mdash;always weak on walking excursions&mdash;shivered and shook with fear and damp. The wet was already penetrating through the young man&amp;#039;s outer coat to a bran new shooting-jacket, for which he had reluctantly paid the large sum of two guineas on leaving town; he had no stimulating refreshment about him but a small packet of clammy gingerbread nuts; he had nobody to give him an arm, nobody to push him gently behind, nobody to pull him up tenderly in front, nobody to speak to who really felt the difficulties of the ascent, the dampness of the rain, the denseness of the mist, and the unutterable folly of climbing, undriven, up any steep place in the world, when there is level ground within reach to walk on instead. Was it for this that Thomas had left London? London, where there are nice short walks in level public gardens,with benches of repose set up at convenient distances for weary travellers&mdash;London, where rugged stone is humanely pounded into little lumps for the road, and intelligently shaped into smooth slabs for the pavement! No! it was not for the laborious ascent of the crags of Carrock that Idle had left his native city and travelled to Cumberland. Never did he feel more disastrously convinced that he had committed a very grave error in judgment than when he found himself standing in the rain at the bottom of a steep mountain, and knew that the responsibility rested on his weak shoulders of actually getting to the top of it. The honest landlord went first, the beaming Goodchild followed, the mournful Idle brought up the rear. From time to time, the two foremost members of the expedition changed places in the order of march; but the rearguard never altered his position. Up the mountain or down the mountain, in the water or out of it, over the rocks, through the bogs, skirting the heather, Mr. Thomas Idle was always the last, and was always the man who had to be looked after and waited for. At first the ascent was delusively easy: the sides of the mountain sloped gradually, and the material of which they were composed was a soft spongy turf, very tender and pleasant to walk upon. After a hundred yards or so, however, the verdant scene and the easy slope disappeared, and the rocks began. Not noble, massive rocks, standing upright, keeping a certain regularity in their positions, and possessing, now and then, flat tops to sit upon, but little, irritating, comfortless rocks, littered about anyhow by Nature; treacherous, disheartening rocks of all sorts of small shapes and small sizes, bruisers of tender toes and trippers-up of wavering feet. When these impediments were passed, heather and slough followed. Here the steepness of the ascent was slightly mitigated; and here the exploring party of three turned round to look at the view below them. The scene of the moorland and the fields was like a feeble water-colour drawing half sponged out. The mist was darkening, the rain was thickening, the trees were dotted about like spots of faint shadow, the division-lines which mapped out the fields were all getting blurred together, and the lonely farm- house where the dog-cart had been left, loomed spectral in the grey light like the last human dwelling at the end of the habitable world. Was this a sight worth climbing to see? Surely&mdash;surely not! Up again&mdash;for the top of Carrock is not reached yet. The landlord, just as good-tempered and obliging as he was at the bottom of the mountain. Mr. Goodchild brighter in the eyes and rosier in the face than ever; full of cheerful remarks and apt quotations; and walking with a springiness of step wonderful to behold. Mr. Idle, farther and farther in the rear, with the water squeaking in the toes of his boots, with his two-guinea shooting-jacket clinging damply to his aching sides, with his over-coat so full of rain, and standing out so pyramidically stiff, in consequence, from his shoulders downwards, that he felt as if he was walking in a gigantic extinguisher&mdash;the despairing spirit within him representing but too aptly the candle that had just been put out. Up and up and up again, till a ridge is reached, and the outer edge of the mist on the summit of Carrock is darkly and drizzlingly near. Is this the top ? No, nothing like the top. It is an aggravating peculiarity of all mountains, that, although they have only one top when they are seen (as they ought always to be seen) from below, they turn out to have a perfect eruption of false tops whenever the traveller is sufficiently ill-advised to go out of his way for the purpose of ascending them. Carrock is but a trumpery little mountain of fifteen hundred feet, and it presumes to have false tops, and even precipices, as if it was Mont Blanc. No matter; Goodchild enjoys it, and will go on; and Idle, who is afraid of being left behind by himself, must follow. On entering the edge of the mist, the landlord stops, and says he hopes that it will not get any thicker. It is twenty years since he last ascended Carrock, and it is barely possible, if the mist increases, that the party may be lost on the mountain. Goodchild hears this dreadful intimation, and is not in the least impressed by it. He marches for the top that is never to be found, as if he was them Wandering Jew, bound to go on for ever, in defiance of everything. The landlord faithfully accompanies him. The two, to the dim eye of Idle, far below,look in the exaggerative mist, like a pair of friendly giants, mounting the steps of some invisible castle together. Up and up, and then down a little, and then up, and then along a strip of level ground, and then up again. The wind, a wind unknown in the happy valley, blows keen and strong; the rain-mist gets impenetrable; a dreary little cairn of stones appears. The landlord adds one to the heap, first walking all round the cairn as if he were about to perform an incantation, then dropping the stone on to the top of the heap with the gesture of a magician adding an ingredient to a cauldron in full bubble. Goodchild sits down by the cairn as if it was his study-table at home; Idle, drenched and panting, stands up with his back to the wind, ascertains distinctly that this is the top at last, looks round with all the little curiosity that is left in him, and gets, in return, a magnificent view of&mdash;Nothing! The effect of this sublime spectacle on the minds of the exploring party is a little injured by the nature of the direct conclusion to which the sight of it points&mdash;the said conclusion being that the mountain mist has actually gathered round them, as the landlord feared it would. It now becomes imperatively necessary to settle the exact situation of the farm-house in the valley at which the dog-cart has been left, before the travellers attempt to descend. While the landlord is endeavouring to make this discovery in his own way, Mr. Goodchild plunges his hand under his wet coat, draws out a little red morocco-case, opens it, and displays to the view of his companions a neat pocket-compass. The north is found, the point at which the farm-house is situated is settled, and the descent begins. After a little downward walking, Idle (behind as usual) sees his fellow-travellers turn aside sharply&mdash;tries to follow them&mdash;loses them in the mist&mdash;is shouted after, waited for, recovered&mdash;and then finds that a halt has been ordered, partly on his account, partly for the purpose of again consulting the compass. The point in debate is settled as before between Goodchild and the landlord, and the expedition moves on, not down the mountain, but marching straight forward round the slope of it. The difficulty of following this new route is acutely felt by Thomas Idle. He finds the hardship of walking at all, greatly increased by the fatigue of moving his feet straight forward along the side of a slope, when their natural tendency, at every step, is to turn off at a right angle, and go straight down the declivity. Let the reader imagine himself to be walking along the roof of a barn, instead of up or down it, and he will have an exact idea of the pedestrian difficulty in which the travellers had now involved themselves. In ten minutes more Idle was lost in the distance again, was shouted for, recovered as before; found Goodchild repeating his observation of the compass, and remonstrated warmly against the sideway route that his companions persisted in following. It appeared to the uninstructed mind of Thomas that when three men want to get to the bottom of a mountain, their business is to walk down it; and he put this view of the case, not only with emphasis, but even with some irritability. He was answered from the scientific eminence of the compass on which his companions were mounted, that there was a frightful chasm somewhere near the foot of Carrock, called The Black Arches, into which the travellers were sure to march in the mist, if they risked continuing the descent from the place where they had now halted. Idle received this answer with the silent respect which was due to the commanders of the expedition, and followed along the roof of the barn, or rather the side of the mountain, reflecting upon the assurance which he received on starting again, that the object of the party was only to gain &amp;quot;a certain point,&amp;quot; and, this haven attained, to continue the descent afterwards until the foot of Carrock was reached. Though quite unexceptionable as an abstract form of expression, the phrase &amp;quot;a certain point&amp;quot; has the disadvantage of sounding rather vaguely when it is pronounced on unknown ground, under a canopy of mist much thicker than a London fog. Nevertheless, after the compass, this phrase was all the clue the party had to hold by, and Idle clung to the extreme end of it as hopefully as he could. More sideway walking, thicker and thicker mist, all sorts of points reached except the &amp;quot;certain point;&amp;quot; third loss of Idle, third shouts for him, third recovery of him, third consultation of compass. Mr. Goodchild draws it tenderly from his pocket, and prepares to adjust it on a stone. Something falls on the turf&mdash;it is the glass. Something else drops immediately after&mdash;it is the needle. The compass is broken, and the exploring party is lost! It is the practice of the English portion of the human race to receive all great disasters in dead silence. Mr. Goodchild restored the useless compass to his pocket without saying a word, Mr. Idle looked at the landlord, and the landlord looked at Mr. Idle. There was nothing for it now but to go on blindfold, and trust to the chapter of chances. Accordingly, the lost travellers moved forward, still walking round the slope of the mountain, still desperately resolved to avoid the Black Arches, and to succeed in reaching the &amp;quot;certain point.&amp;quot; A quarter of an hour brought them to the brink of a ravine, at the bottom of which there flowed a muddy little stream. Here another halt was called, and another consultation took place. The landlord, still clinging pertinaciously to the idea of reaching the &amp;quot;point,&amp;quot; voted for crossing the ravine and going on round the slope of the mountain. Mr. Goodchild, to the great relief of his fellow-traveller, took another view of the case, and backed Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s proposal to descend Carrock at once, at any hazard&mdash;the rather as the running stream was a sure guide to follow from the mountain to the valley. Accordingly, the party descended to the rugged and stony banks of the stream; and here again Thomas lost ground sadly, and fell far behind his travelling companions. Not much more than six weeks had elapsed since he had sprained one of his ancles, and he began to feel this same ancle getting rather weak when he found himself among the stones that were strewn about the running water. Goodchild and the landlord were getting farther and farther ahead of him. He saw them cross the stream and disappear round a projection on its banks. He heard them shout the moment after as a signal that they had halted and were waiting for him. Answering the shout, he mended his pace, crossed the stream where they had crossed it, and was within one step of the opposite bank, when his foot slipped on a wet stone, his weak ankle gave a twist outwards, a hot, rending, tearing pain ran through it at the same moment, and down fell the idlest of the Two Idle Apprentices, crippled in an instant. The situation was now, in plain terms, one of absolute danger. There lay Mr. Idle writhing with pain, there was the mist as thick as ever, there was the landlord as completely lost as the strangers whom he was conducting, and there was the compass broken in Goodchild&amp;#039;s pocket. To leave the wretched Thomas on unknown ground was plainly impossible; and to get him to walk with a badly sprained ankle seemed equally out of the question. However, Goodchild (brought back by his cry for help) bandaged the ankle with a pocket-handkerchief, and assisted by the landlord, raised the crippled Apprentice to his legs, offered him a shoulder to lean on, and exhorted him for the sake of the whole party to try if he could walk. Thomas, assisted by the shoulder on one side, and a stick on the other, did try, with what pain and difficulty those only can imagine who have sprained an ankle and have had to tread on it afterwards. At a pace adapted to the feeble hobbling of a newly-lamed man, the lost party moved on, perfectly ignorant whether they were on the right side of the mountain or the wrong, and equally uncertain how long Idle would be able to contend with the pain in his ancle, before he gave in altogether and fell down again, unable to stir another step. Slowly and more slowly, as the clog of crippled Thomas weighed heavily and more heavily on the march of the expedition, the lost travellers followed the windings of the stream, till they came to a faintly-marked cart-track, branching off nearly at right angles, to the left. After a little consultation it was resolved to follow this dim vestige of a road in the hope that it might lead to some farm or cottage, at which Idle could be left in safety. It was now getting on towards the afternoon, and it was fast becoming more than doubtful whether the party, delayed in their progress as they now were, might not be overtaken by the darkness before the right route was found, and be condemned to pass the night on the mountain, without bit or drop to comfort them, in their wet clothes. The cart-track grew fainter and fainter, until it was washed out altogether by another little stream, dark, turbulent, and rapid. The landlord suggested, judging by the colour of the water, that it must be flowing from one of the lead mines in the neighbourhood of Carrock; and the travellers accordingly kept by the stream for a little while, in the hope of possibly wandering towards help in that way. After walking forward about two hundred yards, they came upon a mine indeed, but a mine, exhausted and abandoned; a dismal, ruinous place, with nothing but the wreck of its works and buildings left to speak for it. Here, there were a few sheep feeding. The landlord looked at them earnestly, thought he recognised the marks on them&mdash;then thought he did not&mdash;finally gave up the sheep in despair&mdash;and walked on, just as ignorant of the whereabouts of the party as ever. The march in the dark, literally as well as metaphorically in the dark, had now been continued for three-quarters of an hour from the time when the crippled Apprentice had met with his accident. Mr. Idle, with all the will to conquer the pain in his ankle, and to hobble on, found the power rapidly failing him, and felt that another ten minutes at most would find him at the end of his last physical resources. He had just made up his mind on this point, and was about to communicate the dismal result of his reflections to his companions, when the mist suddenly brightened, and began to lift straight ahead. In another minute, the landlord, who was in advance, proclaimed that he saw a tree. Before long, other trees appeared&mdash;then a cottage&mdash;then a house beyond the cottage, and a familiar line of road rising behind it. Last of all, Carrock itself loomed darkly into view, far away to the right hand. The party had not only got down the mountain without knowing how, but had wandered away from it in the mist, without knowing why&mdash;away, far down on the very moor by which they had approached the base of Carrock that morning. The happy lifting of the mist, and the still happier discovery that the travellers had groped their way, though by a very round-about direction, to within a mile or so of the part of the valley in which the farm-house was situated, restored Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s sinking spirits and reanimated his failing strength. While the landlord ran off to get the dog-cart, Thomas was assisted by Goodchild to the cottage which had been the first building seen when the darkness brightened, and was propped up against the garden-wall, like an artist&amp;#039;s lay-figure waiting to be forwarded, until the dog-cart should arrive from the farm-house below. In due time&mdash;and a very long time it seemed to Mr. Idle&mdash;the rattle of wheels was heard, and the crippled Apprentice was lifted into his seat. As the dog-cart was driven back to the inn, the landlord related an anecdote which he had just heard at the farm-house, of an unhappy man who had been lost, like his two guests and himself, on Carrock; who had passed the night there alone; who had been found the next morning, &amp;quot;scared and starved;&amp;quot; and who never went out afterwards, except on his way to the grave. Mr. Idle heard this sad story, and derived at least one useful impression from it. Bad as the pain in his ankle was, he contrived to bear it patiently, for he felt grateful that a worse accident had not befallen him in the wilds of Carrock.</td><td>18571003</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/5/No._I_The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices/1857-10-03-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No1.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>232</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/232</td><td>No. IV, 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;, Vol. XVI, No. 394, 24 October 1857, pp. 385-393.</td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-385.html&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-385.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-385.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1857-10-10&quot;&gt;1857-10-10&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;. 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He therefore set himself next, to explore the country from the tops of all the steep hills in the neighbourhood. He came back at dinner-time, red and glowing, to tell Thomas Idle what he had seen. Thomas, on his back reading, listened with great composure, and asked him whether he really had gone up those hills, and bothered himself with those views, and walked all those miles? &amp;quot;Because I want to know,&amp;quot; added Thomas, &amp;quot;what you would say of it, if you were obliged to do it?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It would be different, then,&amp;quot; said Francis. &amp;quot;It would be work, then; now, it&amp;#039;s play.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Play!&amp;quot; repeated Thomas Idle, utterly repudiating the reply. &amp;quot;Play! Here is a man goes systematically tearing himself to pieces, and putting himself through an incessant course of training, as if he were always under articles to fight a match for the champion&amp;#039;s belt, and he calls it Play! Play!&amp;quot; exclaimed Thomas Idle, scornfully contemplating his one boot in the air. &amp;quot;You can&amp;#039;t play. You don&amp;#039;t know what it is. You make work of everything.&amp;quot; The bright Goodchild amiably smiled. &amp;quot;So you do,&amp;quot; said Thomas.&amp;quot; I mean it. To me you are an absolutely terrible fellow. You do nothing like another man. Where another fellow would fall into a footbath of action or emotion, you fall into a mine. Where any other fellow would be a painted butterfly, you are a fiery dragon. Where another man would stake a sixpence, you stake your existence. If you were to go up in a balloon, you would make for Heaven; and if you were to dive into the depths of the earth, nothing short of the other place would content you. What a fellow you are, Francis!&amp;quot; The cheerful Goodchild laughed. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s all very well to laugh, but I wonder you don&amp;#039;t feel it to be serious,&amp;quot; said Idle. &amp;quot;A man who can do nothing by halves appears to me to be a fearful man.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Tom, Tom,&amp;quot; returned Goodchild, &amp;quot;if I can do nothing by halves, and be nothing by halves, it&amp;#039;s pretty clear that you must take me as a whole, and make the best of me.&amp;quot; With this philosophical rejoinder, the airy Goodchild clapped Mr. Idle on the shoulder in a final manner, and they sat down to dinner. &amp;quot;By the bye,&amp;quot; said Goodchild, &amp;quot;I have been over a lunatic asylum too, since I have been out.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He has been,&amp;quot; exclaimed Thomas Idle, casting up his eyes, &amp;quot;over a lunatic asylum! Not content with being as great an Ass as Captain Barclay in the pedestrian way, he makes a Lunacy Commissioner of himself&mdash;for nothing!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;An immense place,&amp;quot; said Goodchild, &amp;quot;admirable offices, very good arrangements, very good attendants; altogether a remarkable place.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And what did you see there?&amp;quot; asked Mr. Idle, adapting Hamlet&amp;#039;s advice to the occasion, and assuming the virtue of interest, though he had it not. &amp;quot;The usual thing,&amp;quot; said Francis Goodchild, with a sigh. &amp;quot;Long groves of blighted men-and-women-trees; interminable avenues of hopeless faces; numbers, without the slightest power of really combining for any earthly purpose; a society of human creatures who have nothing in common but that they have all lost the power of being humanly social with one another.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Take a glass of wine with me,&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;and let us be social.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;In one gallery, Tom,&amp;quot; pursued Francis Goodchild, &amp;quot;which looked to me about the length of the Long Walk at Windsor, more or less&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Probably less,&amp;quot; observed Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;In one gallery, which was otherwise quite clear of patients (for they were all out), there was a poor little dark-chinned, meagre man, with a perplexed brow and a pensive face, stooping low over the matting on the floor, and picking out with his thumb and fore-finger the course of its fibres. The afternoon sun was slanting in at the large end-window, and there were cross patches of light and shade all down the vista, made by the unseen orders were so, in that excellent hotel), the door opened, and One old man stood there. He did not come in, but stood with the door in his hand. &amp;quot;One of the six, Tom, at last!&amp;quot; said Mr. Goodchild, in a surprised whisper.&mdash; &amp;quot;Sir, your pleasure?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sir, your pleasure?&amp;quot; said the One old man. &amp;quot;I didn&amp;#039;t ring.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The Bell did,&amp;quot; said the One old man. He said BELL, in a deep strong way, that would have expressed the church Bell. &amp;quot;I had the pleasure, I believe, of seeing you, yesterday?&amp;quot; said Goodchild. &amp;quot;I cannot undertake to say for certain,&amp;quot; was the grim reply of the One old man. &amp;quot;I think you saw me? Did you not?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Saw you?&amp;quot; said the old man. &amp;quot;O yes, I saw you. But, I see many who never see me.&amp;quot; A chilled, slow, earthy, fixed old man. A cadaverous old man of measured speech. An old man who seemed as unable to wink, as if his eyelids had been nailed to his forehead. An old man whose eyes&mdash; two spots of fire&mdash;had no more motion than if they had been connected with the back of his skull by screws driven through it, and rivetted and bolted outside, among his grey hair. The night had turned so cold, to Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s sensations, that he shivered. He remarked lightly, and half apologetically, &amp;quot;I think somebody is walking over my grave.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot; said the weird old man, &amp;quot;there is no one there.&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild looked at Idle, but Idle lay with his head enwreathed in smoke. &amp;quot;No one there?&amp;quot; said Goodchild. &amp;quot;There is no one at your grave, I assure you,&amp;quot; said the old man. He had come in and shut the door, and he now sat down. He did not bend himself to sit, as other people do, but seemed to sink bolt upright, as if in water, until the chair stopped him. &amp;quot;My friend, Mr. Idle,&amp;quot; said Goodchild, extremely anxious to introduce a third person into the conversation. &amp;quot;I am,&amp;quot; said the old man, without looking at him,&amp;quot; at Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s service.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If you are an old inhabitant of this place,&amp;quot; Francis Goodchild resumed: &amp;quot;Yes.&amp;quot; &mdash;&amp;quot;Perhaps you can decide a point my friend and I were in doubt upon, this morning. They hang condemned criminals at the Castle, I believe?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I believe so,&amp;quot; said the old man. &amp;quot;Are their faces turned towards that noble prospect?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Your face is turned,&amp;quot; replied the old man, &amp;quot;to the Castle wall. When you are tied up, you see its stones expanding and contracting violently, and a similar expansion and contraction seem to take place in your own head and breast. Then, there is a rush of fire and an earthquake, and the Castle springs into the air, and you tumble down a precipice.&amp;quot; His cravat appeared to trouble him. He put his hand to his throat, and moved his neck from side to side. He was an old man of a swollen character of face, and his nose was immoveably hitched up on one side, as if by a little hook inserted in that nostril. Mr. Goodchild felt exceedingly uncomfortable, and began to think the night was hot, and not cold. &amp;quot;A strong description, sir,&amp;quot; he observed. &amp;quot;A strong sensation,&amp;quot; the old man rejoined. Again, Mr. Goodchild looked to Mr. Thomas Idle; but, Thomas lay on his back with his face attentively turned towards the One old man, and made no sign. At this time Mr. Goodchild believed that he saw two threads of fire stretch from the old man&amp;#039;s eyes to his own, and there attach themselves. (Mr. Goodchild writes the present account of his experience, and, with the utmost solemnity, protests that he had the strongest sensation upon him of being forced to look at the old man along those two fiery films, from that moment.) &amp;quot;I must tell it to you,&amp;quot; said the old man, with a ghastly and a stony stare. &amp;quot;What?&amp;quot; asked Francis Goodchild. &amp;quot;You know where it took place. Yonder!&amp;quot; Whether he pointed to the room above, or to the room below, or to any room in that old house, or to a room in some other old house in that old town, Mr. Goodchild was not, nor is, nor ever can be, sure. He was confused by the circumstance that the right fore-finger of the One old man seemed to dip itself in one of the threads of fire, light itself, and make a fiery start in the air, as it pointed somewhere. Having pointed somewhere, it went out. &amp;quot;You know she was a Bride,&amp;quot; said the old man. &amp;quot;I know they still send up Bride-cake,&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild faltered. &amp;quot;This is a very oppressive air.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;She was a Bride,&amp;quot; said the old man. &amp;quot;She was a fair, flaxen-haired, large-eyed girl, who had no character, no purpose. A weak, credulous, incapable, helpless nothing. Not like her mother. No, no. It was her father whose character she reflected. &amp;quot;Her mother had taken care to secure everything to herself, for her own life, when, the father of this girl (a child at that time) died&mdash;of sheer helplessness; no other disorder&mdash;and then He renewed the acquaintance that had once subsisted between the mother and Him. He had been put aside for the flaxen-haired, large-eyed man (or non-entity) with Money. He could overlook that for Money. He wanted compensation in Money. &amp;quot;So, he returned to the side of that woman the mother, made love to her again, danced attendance on her, and submitted himself to her whims. She wreaked upon him every whim she had, or could invent. He bore it. And the more he bore, the more he wanted compensation in Money, and the more he was resolved to have it. &amp;quot;But, lo! Before he got it, she cheated him. In one of her imperious states, she froze, and never thawed again. She put her hands to her head one night, uttered a cry, stiffened, lay in that attitude certain hours, and died. And he had got no compensation from her in Money, yet. Blight and Murrain on her! Not a penny. &amp;quot;He had hated her throughout that second pursuit, and had longed for retaliation on her. He now counterfeited her signature to an instrument, leaving all she had to leave, to her daughter&mdash;ten years old then&mdash;to whom the property passed absolutely, and appointing himself the daughter&amp;#039;s Guardian. When He slid it under the pillow of the bed on which she lay, He bent down in the deaf ear of Death, and whispered: &amp;#039;Mistress Pride, I have determined a long time that, dead or alive, you must make me compensation in Money.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;So, now there were only two left. Which two were, He, and the fair flaxen-haired, large-eyed foolish daughter, who afterwards became the Bride. &amp;quot;He put her to school. In a secret, dark, oppressive, ancient house, he put her to school with a watchful and unscrupulous woman. &amp;#039;My worthy lady,&amp;#039; he said,&amp;#039; here is a mind to be formed; will you help me to form it?&amp;#039; She accepted the trust. For which she, too, wanted compensation in Money, and had it. &amp;quot;The girl was formed in the fear of him, and in the conviction, that there was no escape from him. She was taught, from the first, to regard him as her future husband&mdash;the man who must marry her&mdash; the destiny that overshadowed her&mdash;the appointed certainty that could never be evaded. The poor fool was soft white wax in their hands, and took the impression that they put upon her. It hardened with time. It became a part of herself. Inseparable from herself, and only to be torn away from her, by tearing life away from her. &amp;quot;Eleven years she lived in the dark house and its gloomy garden. He was jealous of the very light and air getting to her, and they kept her close. He stopped the wide chimneys, shaded the little windows, left the strong-stemmed ivy to wander where it would over the house-front, the moss to accumulate on the untrimmed fruit-trees in the red-walled garden, the weeds to over-run its green and yellow walks. He surrounded her with images of sorrow and desolation. He caused her to be filled with fears of the place and of the stories that were told of it, and then on pretext of correcting them, to be left in it in solitude, or made to shrink about it in the dark. When her mind was most depressed and fullest of terrors, then, he would come out of one of the hiding-places from which he overlooked her, and present himself as her sole resource. &amp;quot;Thus, by being from her childhood the one embodiment her life presented to her of power to co&euml;rce and power to relieve, power to bind and power to loose, the ascendency over her weakness was secured. She was twenty-one years and twenty-one days old, when he brought her home to the gloomy house, his half-witted, frightened, and submissive Bride of three weeks. &amp;quot;He had dismissed the governess by that time&mdash; what he had left to do, he could best do alone&mdash;and they came back, upon a rainy night, to the scene of her long preparation. &amp;#039;She turned to him upon the threshhold, as the rain was dripping from the porch, and said: &amp;quot;&amp;#039;O sir, it is the Death-watch ticking for me!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Well!&amp;#039; he answered. &amp;#039;And if it were?&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;O sir!&amp;#039; she returned to him, &amp;#039;look kindly on me, and be merciful to me! I beg your pardon. I will do anything you wish, if you will only forgive me!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;That had become the poor fool&amp;#039;s constant song: &amp;#039;I beg your pardon,&amp;#039; and &amp;#039;Forgive me!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;She was not worth hating; he felt nothing but contempt for her. But, she had long been in the way, and he had long been weary, and the work was near its end, and had to be worked out. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;You fool,&amp;#039; he said. &amp;#039;Go up the stairs!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;She obeyed very quickly, murmuring, &amp;#039;I will do anything you wish!&amp;#039; When he came into the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber, having been a little retarded by the heavy fastenings of the great door (for they were alone in the house, and he had arranged that the people who attended on them should come and go in the day), he found her withdrawn to the furthest corner, and there standing pressed against the paneling as if she would have shrunk through it: her flaxen hair all wild about her face, and her large eyes staring at him in vague terror. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;What are you afraid of? Come and sit down by me.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I will do anything you wish. I beg your pardon, sir. Forgive me!&amp;#039; Her monotonous tune as usual. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Ellen, here is a writing that you must write out to-morrow, in your own hand. You may as well be seen by others, busily engaged upon it. When you have written it all fairly, and corrected all mistakes, call in any two people there may be about the house, and sign your name to it before them. Then, put it in your bosom to keep it safe, and when I sit here again to-morrow night, give it to me.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I will do it all, with the greatest care. I will do anything you wish.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Don&amp;#039;t shake and tremble, then.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I will try my utmost not to do it&mdash;if you will only forgive me!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;Next day, she sat down at her desk, and did as she had been told. He often passed in and out of the room, to observe her, and always saw her slowly and laboriously writing: repeating to herself the words she copied, in appearance quite mechanically, and without caring or endeavouring to comprehend them, so that she did her task. He saw her follow the directions she had received, in all particulars; and at night, when they were alone again in the same Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber, and he drew his chair to the hearth, she timidly approached him from her distant seat, took the paper from her bosom, and gave it into his hand. &amp;quot;It secured all her possessions to him, in the event of her death. He put her before him, face to face, that he might look at her steadily; and he asked her, in so many plain words, neither fewer nor more, did she know that? &amp;quot;There were spots of ink upon the bosom of her white dress, and they made her face look whiter and her eyes look larger as she nodded her head. There were spots of ink upon the hand with which she stood before him, nervously plaiting and folding her white skirts. &amp;quot;He took her by the arm, and looked her, yet more closely and steadily, in the face. &amp;#039;Now, die! I have done with you.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;She shrunk, and uttered a low, suppressed cry. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I am not going to kill you. I will not endanger my life for yours. Die!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;He sat before her in the gloomy Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber, day after day, night after night, looking the word at her when he did not utter it. As often as her large unmeaning eyes were raised from the hands in which she rocked her head, to the stern figure, sitting with crossed arms and knitted forehead, in the chair, they read in it, &amp;#039;Die!&amp;#039; When she dropped asleep in exhaustion, she was called back to shuddering consciousness, by the whisper, &amp;#039;Die!&amp;#039; When she fell upon her old entreaty to be pardoned, she was answered, &amp;#039;Die!&amp;#039; When she had out-watched and out-suffered the long night, and the rising sun flamed into the sombre room, she heard it hailed with, &amp;#039;Another day and not dead?&mdash;Die!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;Shut up in the deserted mansion, aloof from all mankind, and engaged alone in such a struggle without any respite, it came to this&mdash;that either he must die, or she. He knew it very well, and concentrated his strength against her feebleness. Hours upon hours he held her by the arm when her arm was black where he held it, and bade her Die! &amp;quot;It was done, upon a windy morning, before sunrise. He computed the time to be half-past four; but, his forgotten watch had run down, and he could not be sure. She had broken away from him in the night, with loud and sudden cries&mdash;the first of that kind to which she had given vent&mdash;and he had had to put his hands over her mouth. Since then, she had been quiet in the corner of the paneling where she had sunk down; and he had left her, and had gone back with his folded arms and his knitted forehead to his chair. &amp;quot;Paler in the pale light, more colourless than ever in the leaden dawn, he saw her coming, trailing herself along the floor towards him&mdash;a white wreck of hair, and dress, and wild eyes, pushing itself on by an irresolute and bending hand. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;O, forgive me! I will do anything. O, sir, pray tell me I may live!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Die!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Are you so resolved? Is there no hope for me?&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Die!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;Her large eyes strained themselves with wonder and fear; wonder and fear changed to reproach; reproach to blank nothing. It was done. He was not at first so sure it was done, but that the morning sun was hanging jewels in her hair&mdash;he saw the diamond, emerald, and ruby, glittering among it in little points, as he stood looking down at her&mdash;when he lifted her and laid her on her bed. &amp;quot;She was soon laid in the ground. And now they were all gone, and he had compensated himself well. &amp;quot;He had a mind to travel. Not that he meant to waste his Money, for he was a pinching man and liked his Money dearly (liked nothing else, indeed), but, that he had grown tired of the desolate house and wished to turn his back upon it and have done with it. But, the house was worth Money, and Money must not be thrown away. He determined to sell it before he went. That it might look the less wretched and bring a better price, he hired some labourers to work in the overgrown garden; to cut out the dead wood, trim the ivy that drooped in heavy masses over the windows and gables, and clear the walks in which the weeds were growing mid-leg high. &amp;quot;He worked, himself, along with them. He worked later than they did, and, one evening at dusk, was left working alone, with his bill-hook in his hand. One autumn evening, when the Bride was five weeks dead. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;It grows too dark to work longer,&amp;#039; he said to himself, &amp;#039;I must give over for the night.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;He detested the house, and was loath to enter it. He looked at the dark porch waiting for him like a tomb, and felt that it was an accursed house. Near to the porch, and near to where he stood, was a tree whose branches waved before the old bay-window of the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber, where it had been done. The tree swung suddenly, and made him start. It swung again, although the night was still. Looking up into it, he saw a figure among the branches. &amp;quot;It was the figure of a young man. The face looked down, as his looked up; the branches cracked and swayed; the figure rapidly descended, and slid upon its feet before him. A slender youth of about her age, with long light brown hair. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;What thief are you?&amp;#039; he said, seizing the youth by the collar. &amp;quot;The young man, in shaking himself free, swung him a blow with his arm across the face and throat. They closed, but the young man got from him and stepped back, crying, with great eagerness and horror, &amp;#039;Don&amp;#039;t touch me! I would as lieve be touched by the Devil!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;He stood still, with his bill-hook in his hand, looking at the young man. For, the young man&amp;#039;s look was the counterpart of her last look, and he had not expected ever to see that again. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I am no thief. Even if I were, I would not have a coin of your wealth, if it would buy me the Indies. You murderer!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;What!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I climbed it,&amp;#039; said the young man, pointing up into the tree, &amp;#039;for the first time, nigh four years ago. I climbed it, to look at her. I saw her. I spoke to her. I have climbed it, many a time, to watch and listen for her. I was a boy, hidden among its leaves, when from that bay-window she gave me this!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;He showed a tress of flaxen hair, tied with a mourning ribbon. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Her life,&amp;#039; said the young man, &amp;#039;was a life of mourning. She gave me this, as a token of it, and a sign that she was dead to every one but you. If I had been older, if I had seen her sooner, I might have saved her from you. But, she was fast in the web when I first climbed the tree, and what could I do then to break it!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;In saying those words, he burst into a fit of sobbing and crying: weakly at first, then passionately. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Murderer! I climbed the tree on the night when you brought her back. I heard her, from the tree, speak of the Death-watch at the door. I was three times in the tree while you were shut up with her, slowly killing her. I saw her, from the tree, lie dead upon her bed. I have watched you, from the tree, for proofs and traces of your guilt. The manner of it, is a mystery to me yet, but I will pursue you until you have rendered up your life to the hangman. You shall never, until then, be rid of me. I loved her! I can know no relenting towards you. Murderer, I loved her!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;The youth was bare-headed, his hat having fluttered away in his descent from the tree. He moved towards the gate. He had to pass&mdash;Him&mdash;to get to it. There was breadth for two old-fashioned carriages abreast; and the youth&amp;#039;s abhorrence, openly expressed in every feature of his face and limb of his body, and very hard to bear, had verge enough to keep itself at a distance in. He (by which I mean the other) had not stirred hand or foot, since he had stood still to look at the boy. He faced round, now, to follow him with his eyes. As the back of the bare light-brown head was turned to him, he saw a red curve stretch from his hand to it. He knew, before he threw the bill-hook, where it had alighted&mdash;I say, had alighted, and not, would alight; for, to his clear perception the thing was done before he did it. It cleft the head, and it remained there, and the boy lay on his face. &amp;quot;He buried the body in the night, at the foot of the tree. As soon as it was light in the morning, he worked at turning up all the ground near the tree, and hacking and hewing at the neighbouring bushes and undergrowth. When the laborers came, there was nothing suspicious, and nothing was suspected. &amp;quot;But, he had, in a moment, defeated all his precautions, and destroyed the triumph of the scheme he had so long concerted, and so successfully worked out. He had got rid of the Bride, and had acquired her fortune without endangering his life; but now, for a death by which he had gained nothing, he had evermore to live with a rope around his neck. &amp;quot;Beyond this, he was chained to the house of gloom and horror, which he could not endure. Being afraid to sell it or to quit it, lest discovery should be made, he was forced to live in it. He hired two old people, man and wife, for his servants; and dwelt in it, and dreaded it. His great difficulty, for a long time, was the garden. Whether he should keep it trim, whether he should suffer it to fall into its former state of neglect, what would be the least likely way of attracting attention to it? &amp;quot;He took the middle course of gardening, himself, in his evening leisure, and of then calling the old serving-man to help him; but, of never letting him work there alone. And he made himself an arbour over against the tree, where he could sit and see that it was safe. &amp;quot;As the seasons changed, and the tree changed, his mind perceived dangers that were always changing. In the leafy time, he perceived that the upper boughs were growing into the form of the young man&mdash;that they made the shape of him exactly, sitting in a forked branch swinging in the wind. In the time of the falling leaves, he perceived that they came down from the tree, forming tell-tale letters on the path, or that they had a tendency to heap themselves into a church-yard-mound above the grave. In the winter, when the tree was bare, he perceived that the boughs swung at him the ghost of the blow the young man had given, and that they threatened him openly. In the spring, when thesap was mounting in the trunk, he asked himself, were the dried-up particles of blood mounting with it: to make out more obviously this year than last, the leaf-screened figure of the young man, swinging in the wind? &amp;quot;However, he turned his Money over and over, and still over. He was in the dark trade, the gold-dust trade, and most secret trades that yielded great returns. In ten years, he had turned his Money over, so many times, that the traders and shippers who had dealings with him, absolutely did not lie&mdash;for once&mdash;when they declared that he had increased his fortune, Twelve Hundred Per Cent. &amp;quot;He possessed his riches one hundred years ago, when people could be lost easily. He had heard who the youth was, from hearing of the search that was made after him; but, it died away, and the youth was forgotten. &amp;quot;The annual round of changes in the tree had been repeated ten times since the night of the burial at its foot, when there was a great thunder-storm over this place. It broke at midnight, and raged until morning. The first intelligence he heard from his old serving-man that morning, was, that the tree had been struck by Lightning. &amp;quot;It had been riven down the stem, in a very surprising manner, and the stem lay in two blighted shafts: one resting against the house, and one against a portion of the old red garden-wall in which its fall had made a gap. The fissure went down the tree to a little above the earth, and there stopped. There was great curiosity to see the tree, and, with most of his former fears revived, he sat in his arbour&mdash;grown quite an old man&mdash;watching the people who came to see it. &amp;quot;They quickly began to come, in such dangerous numbers, that he closed his garden-gate and refused to admit any more. But, there were certain men of science who travelled from a distance to examine the tree, and, in an evil hour, he let them in&mdash;Blight and Murrain on them, let them in! &amp;quot;They wanted to dig up the ruin by the roots, and closely examine it, and the earth about it. Never, while he lived! They offered money for it. They! Men of science, whom he could have bought by the gross, with a scratch of his pen! He showed them the garden-gate again, and locked and barred it. &amp;quot;But, they were bent on doing what they wanted to do, and they bribed the old serving-man&mdash;a thankless wretch who regularly complained when he received his wages, of being underpaid&mdash;and they stole into the garden by night with their lanterns, picks, and shovels, and fell to at the tree. He was lying in a turret-room on the other side of the house (the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber had been unoccupied ever since), but he soon dreamed of picks and shovels, and got up. &amp;quot;He came to an upper window on that side, whence he could see their lanterns, and them, and the loose earth in a heap which he had himself disturbed and put back, when it was last turned to the air. It was found! They had that minute lighted on it. They were all bending over it. One of them said, &amp;#039;The skull is fractured;&amp;#039; and another,&amp;#039; See here the bones;&amp;#039; and another, &amp;#039;See here the clothes;&amp;#039; and then the first struck in again, and said, &amp;#039;A rusty bill-hook!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;He became sensible, next day, that he was already put under a strict watch, and that he could go nowhere without being followed. Before a week was out, he was taken and laid in hold. The circumstances were gradually pieced together against him, with a desperate malignity, and an appalling ingenuity. But, see the justice of men, and how it was extended to him! He was further accused of having poisoned that girl in the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber. He, who had carefully and expressly avoided imperilling a hair of his head for her, and who had seen her die of her own incapacity! &amp;quot;There was doubt for which of the two murders he should be first tried; but, the real one was chosen, and he was found Guilty, and cast for Death. Bloodthirsty wretches! They would have made him Guilty of anything, so set they were upon having his life. &amp;quot;His money could do nothing to save him, and he was hanged. I am He, and I was hanged at Lancaster Castle with my face to the wall, a hundred years ago!&amp;quot; At this terrific announcement, Mr. Goodchild tried to rise and cry out. But, the two fiery lines extending from the old man&amp;#039;s eyes to his own, kept him down, and he could not utter a sound. His sense of hearing, however, was acute, and he could hear the clock strike Two. No sooner had he heard the clock strike Two, than he saw before him Two old men! Two. The eyes of each, connected with his eyes by two films of fire: each, exactly like the other: each, addressing him at precisely one and the same instant: each, gnashing the same teeth in the same head, with the same twitched nostril above them, and the same suffused expression around it. Two old men. Differing in nothing, equally distinct to the sight, the copy no fainter than the original, the second as real as the first. &amp;quot;At what time,&amp;quot; said the Two old men, &amp;quot;did you arrive at the door below?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;At Six.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;And there were Six old men upon the stairs!&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild having wiped the perspiration from his brow, or tried to do it, the Two old men proceeded in one voice, and in the singular number: &amp;quot;I had been anatomised, but had not yet had my skeleton put together and re-hung on an iron hook, when it began to be whispered that the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber was haunted. It was haunted, and I was there. &amp;quot;We were there. She and I were there. I, in the chair upon the hearth; she, a white wreck again, trailing itself towards me on the floor. But, I was the speaker no more. She was the sole speaker now, and the one word that she said to me from midnight until dawn was, &amp;#039;Live!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;The youth was there, likewise. In the tree outside the window. Coming and going in the moonlight, as the tree bent and gave. He has, ever since, been there; peeping in at me in my torment; revealing to me by snatches, in the pale lights and slatey shadows where he comes and goes, bare-headed&mdash;a bill-hook, standing edgewise in his hair. &amp;quot;In the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber, every night from midnight until dawn&mdash;one month in the year excepted, as I am going to tell you&mdash;he hides in the tree, and she comes towards me on the floor; always approaching; never coming nearer; always visible as if by moonlight, whether the moon shines or no; always saying, from midnight until dawn, her one word, &amp;#039;Live!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;But, in the month wherein I was forced out of this life&mdash;this present month of thirty days&mdash;the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber is empty and quiet. Not so my old dungeon. Not so the rooms where I was restless and afraid, ten years. Both are fitfully haunted then. At One in the morning, I am what you saw me when the clock struck that hour&mdash;One old man. At Two in the morning, I am Two old men. At Three, I am Three. By Twelve at noon, I am Twelve old men, One for every hundred per cent of old gain. Every one of the Twelve, with Twelve times my old power of suffering and agony. From that hour until Twelve at night, I, Twelve old men in anguish and fearful foreboding, wait for the coming of the executioner. At Twelve at night, I, Twelve old men turned off, swing invisible outside Lancaster Castle, with Twelve faces to the wall! &amp;quot;When the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber was first haunted, it was known to me that this punishment would never cease, until I could make its nature, and my story, known to two living men together. I waited for the coming of two living men together into the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber, years upon years. It was infused into my knowledge (of the means I am ignorant) that if two living men, with their eyes open, could be in the Bride&amp;#039;s Chamber at One in the morning, they would see me sitting in my chair. &amp;quot;At length, the whispers that the room was spiritually troubled, brought two men to try the adventure. I was scarcely struck upon the hearth at midnight (I come there as if the Lightning blasted me into being), when I heard them ascending the stairs. Next, I saw them enter. One of them was a bold, gay, active man, in the prime of life, some five and forty years of age; the other, a dozen years younger. They brought provisions with them in a basket, and bottles. A young woman accompanied them, with wood and coals for the lighting of the fire. When she had lighted it, the bold, gay, active man accompanied her along the gallery outside the room, to see her safely down the staircase, and came back laughing. &amp;quot;He locked the door, examined the chamber, put out the contents of the basket on the table before the fire&mdash;little recking of me, in my appointed station on the hearth, close to him&mdash;and filled the glasses, and ate and drank. His companion did the same, and was as cheerful and confident as be: though he was the leader. When they had supped, they laid pistols on the table, turned to the fire, and began to smoke their pipes of foreign make. &amp;quot;They had travelled together, and had been much together, and had an abundance of subjects in common. In the midst of their talking and laughing, the younger man made a reference to the leader&amp;#039;s being always ready for any adventure; that one, or any other. He replied in these words: &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Not quite so, Dick; if I am afraid of nothing else, I am afraid of myself.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;His companion seeming to grow a little dull, asked him, in what sense? How? &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Why, thus,&amp;#039; he returned. &amp;#039;Here is a Ghost to be disproved. Well! I cannot, answer for what my fancy might do if I were alone here, or what tricks my senses might play with me if they had me to themselves. But, in company with another man, and especially with you, Dick, I would consent to outface all the Ghosts that were ever told of in the universe.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I had not the vanity to suppose that I was of so much importance to-night,&amp;#039; said the other. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Of so much,&amp;#039; rejoined the leader, more seriously than he had spoken yet, &amp;#039;that I would, for the reason I have given, on no account have undertaken to pass the night here alone.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;It was within a few minutes of One. The head of the younger man had drooped when he made his last remark, and it drooped lower now. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Keep awake, Dick!&amp;#039; said the leader, gaily. &amp;#039;The small hours are the worst.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;He tried, but his head drooped again. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Dick!&amp;#039; urged the leader. &amp;#039;Keep awake!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I can&amp;#039;t,&amp;#039; he indistinctly muttered. &amp;#039;I don&amp;#039;t know what strange influence is stealing over me. I can&amp;#039;t.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;His companion looked at him with a sudden horror, and I, in my different way, felt a new horror also; for, it was on the stroke of One, and I felt that the secondwatcher was yielding to me, and that the curse was upon me that I must send him to sleep. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Get up and walk, Dick!&amp;#039; cried the leader. Try!&amp;#039; &amp;quot;It was in vain to go behind the slumberer&amp;#039;s chair and shake him. One o&amp;#039;clock sounded, and I was present to the elder man, and he stood transfixed before me. &amp;quot;To him alone, I was obliged to relate my story, without hope of benefit. To him alone, I was an awful phantom making a quite useless confession. I foresee it will ever be the same. The two living men together will never come to release me. When I appear, the senses of one of the two will be locked in sleep; he will neither see nor hear me; my communication will ever be made to a solitary listener, and will ever be unserviceable. Woe! Woe! Woe!&amp;quot; As the Two old men, with these words, wrung their hands, it shot into Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s mind that he was in the terrible situation of being virtually alone with the spectre, and that Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s immoveability was explained by his having been charmed asleep at One o&amp;#039;clock. In the terror of this sudden discovery which produced an indescribable dread, he struggled so hard to get free from the four fiery threads, that he snapped them, after he had pulled them out to a great width. Being then out of bonds, he caught up Mr. Idle from the sofa and rushed down stairs with him. &amp;quot;What are you about, Francis?&amp;quot; demanded Mr. Idle. &amp;quot;My bedroom is not down here. What the deuce are you carrying me at all for? I can walk with a stick now. I don&amp;#039;t want to be carried. Put me down.&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild put him down in the old hall, and looked about him wildly. &amp;quot;What are you doing? Idiotically plunging at your own sex, and rescuing them or perishing in the attempt?&amp;quot; asked Mr. Idle, in a highly petulant state. &amp;quot;The One old man!&amp;quot; cried Mr. Goodchild, distractedly,&mdash;&amp;quot;and the Two old men!&amp;quot; Mr. Idle deigned no other reply than &amp;quot;The One old woman, I think you mean,&amp;quot; as he began hobbling his way back up the staircase, with the assistance of its broad balustrade. &amp;quot;I assure you, Tom,&amp;quot; began Mr. Goodchild, attending at his side, &amp;quot;that since you fell asleep&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Come, I like that!&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;I haven&amp;#039;t closed an eye!&amp;quot; With the peculiar sensitiveness on the subject of the disgraceful action of going to sleep out of bed, which is the lot of all mankind, Mr. Idle persisted in this declaration. The same peculiar sensitiveness impelled Mr. Goodchild, on being taxed with the same crime, to repudiate it with honourable resentment. The settlement of the question of The One old man and The Two old men was thus presently complicated, and soon made quite impracticable. Mr. Idle said it was all Bride-cake, and fragments, newly arranged, of things seen and thought about in the day. Mr. Goodchild said how could that be, when he hadn&amp;#039;t been asleep, and what right could Mr. Idle have to say so, who had been asleep? Mr. Idle said he had never been asleep, and never did go to sleep, and that Mr. Goodchild, as a general rule, was always asleep. They consequently parted for the rest of the night, at their bedroom doors, a little ruffled. Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s last words were, that he had had, in that real and tangible old sitting-room of that real and tangible old Inn (he supposed Mr. Idle denied its existence?), every sensation and experience, the present record of which is now within a line or two of completion; and that he would write it out and print it every word. Mr. Idle returned that he might if he liked&mdash;and he did like, and has now done it.</td><td>18571024</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/5/No._IV_The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices/1857-10-24-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No4.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>233</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/233</td><td>No. V, 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;, Vol. XVI, No. 397, 31 October 1857, pp. 409-416.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-409.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-409.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1857-10-31&quot;&gt;1857-10-31&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. 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A mysterious bosom it appeared, upon a damp, dark, Sunday night, dashed through in the train to the music of the whirling wheels, the panting of the engine, and the part-singing of hundreds of third-class excursionists, whose vocal efforts &amp;quot;bobbed arayound&amp;quot; from sacred to profane, from hymns, to our transatlantic sisters the Yankee Gal and Mairy Anne, in a remarkable way. There seemed to have been some large vocal gathering near to every lonely station on the line. No town was visible, no village was visible, no light was visible; but, a multitude got out singing, and a multitude got in singing, and the second multitude took up the hymns, and adopted our transatlantic sisters, and sang of their own egregious wickedness, and of their bobbing arayound, and of how the ship it was ready and the wind it was fair, and they were bayound for the sea, Mairy Anne, until they in their turn became a getting-out multitude, and were replaced by another getting-in multitude, who did the same. And at every station, the getting-in multitude, with an artistic reference to the completeness of their chorus, incessantly cried, as with one voice while scuffling into the carriages, &amp;quot;We mun aa&amp;#039; gang toogither!&amp;quot; The singing and the multitudes had trailed off as the lonely places were left and the great towns were neared, and the way had lain as silently as a train&amp;#039;s way ever can, over the vague black streets of the great gulfs of towns, and among their branchless woods of vague black chimneys. These towns looked, in the cinderous wet, as though they had one and all been on fire and were just put out&mdash;a dreary and quenched panorama, many miles long. Thus, Thomas and Francis got to Leeds; of which enterprising and important commercial centre it may be observed with delicacy, that you must either like it very much or not at all. Next day, the first of the Race-Week, they took train to Doncaster. And instantly the character, both of travellers and of luggage, entirely changed, and no other business than race-business any longer existed on the face of the earth. The talk was all of horses and &amp;quot;John Scott.&amp;quot; Guards whispered behind their hands to station-masters, of horses and John Scott. Men in cut-away coats and speckled cravats fastened with peculiar pins, and with the large bones of their legs developed under tight trousers, so that they should look as much as possible like horses&amp;#039; legs, paced up and down by twos at junction-stations, speaking low and moodily of horses and John Scott. The young clergyman in the black strait-waistcoat, who occupied the middle seat of the carriage, expounded in his peculiar pulpit-accent to the young and lovely Reverend Mrs. Crinoline, who occupied the opposite middle-seat, a few passages of rumour relative to &amp;quot;Oartheth, my love, and Mithter John Eth-cott.&amp;quot; A bandy vagabond, with a head like a Dutch cheese, in a fustian stable-suit, attending on a horse-box and going about the platforms with a halter hanging round his neck like a Calais burgher of the ancient period much degenerated, was courted by the best society, by reason of what he had to hint, when not engaged in eating straw, concerning &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;harses and Joon Scott.&amp;quot; The engine-driver himself, as he applied one eye to his large stationary double-eye-glass on the engine, seemed to keep the other open, sideways, upon horses and John Scott. Breaks and barriers at Doncaster station to keep the crowd off; temporary wooden avenues of ingress and egress, to help the crowd on. Forty extra porters sent down for this present blessed Race-Week, and all of them making up their betting-books in the lamp-room or somewhere else, and none of them to come and touch the luggage. Travellers disgorged into an open space, a howling wilderness of idle men. All work but race-work at a stand-still; all men at a stand-still. &amp;quot;Ey my word! Deant ask noon o&amp;#039; us to help wi&amp;#039;t&amp;#039; luggage. Bock your opinion loike a mon. Coom! Dang it, coom, t&amp;#039;harses and Joon Scott!&amp;quot; In the midst of the idle men, all the fly horses and omnibus horses of Doncaster and parts adjacent, rampant, rearing, backing, plunging, shying&mdash;apparently the result of their hearing of nothing but their own order and John Scott. Grand Dramatic Company from London for the Race-week. Poses Plastiques in the Grand Assembly Room up the Stable-Yard at seven and nine each evening, for the Race-Week. Grand Alliance Circus in the field beyond the bridge, for the Race-Week. Grand Exhibition of Aztec Lilliputians, important to all who want to be horrified cheap, for the Race-Week. Lodgings, grand and not grand, but all at grand prices, ranging from ten pounds to twenty, for the Grand Race-Week! Rendered giddy enough by these things, Messieurs Idle and Goodchild repaired to the quarters they had secured beforehand, and Mr. Goodchild looked down from the window into the surging street. &amp;quot;By heaven, Tom!&amp;quot; cried he, after contemplating it, &amp;quot;I am in the Lunatic Asylum again, and these are all mad people under the charge of a body of designing keepers!&amp;quot; All through the Race-Week, Mr. Goodchild never divested himself of this idea. Every day he looked out of window, with something of the dread of Lemuel Gulliver looking down at men after he returned home from the horse-country; and every day he saw the Lunatics, horse-mad, betting-mad, drunken-mad, vice-mad, and the designing Keepers always after them. The idea pervaded, like the second colour in shot-silk, the whole of Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s impressions. They were much as follows: Monday, mid-day. Races not to begin until to-morrow, but all the mob-Lunatics out, crowding the pavements of the one main street of pretty and pleasant Doncaster, crowding the road, particularly crowding the outside of the Betting Rooms, whooping and shouting loudly after all passing vehicles. Frightened lunatic horses occasionally running away, with infinite clatter. All degrees of men, from peers to paupers, betting incessantly. Keepers very watchful, and taking all good chances. An awful family likeness among the Keepers, to Mr. Palmer and Mr. Thurtell. With some knowledge of expression and some acquaintance with heads (thus writes Mr. Goodchild), I never have seen anywhere, so many repetitions of one class of countenance and one character of head (both evil) as in this street at this time. Cunning, covetousness, secresy, cold calculation, hard callousness and dire insensibility, are the uniform Keeper characteristics. Mr. Palmer passes me five times in five minutes, and, as I go down the street, the back of Mr. Thurtell&amp;#039;s skull is always going on before me. Monday evening. Town lighted up; more Lunatics out than ever; a complete choke and stoppage of the thoroughfare outside the Betting Rooms. Keepers, having dined, pervade the Betting Rooms, and sharply snap at the moneyed Lunatics. Some Keepers flushed with drink, and some not, but all close and calculating. A vague echoing roar of &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;harses &amp;quot; and &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races&amp;quot; always rising in the air, until midnight, at about which period it dies away in occasional drunken songs and straggling yells. But, all night, some unmannerly drinking-house in the neighbourhood opens its mouth at intervals and spits out a man too drunk to be retained: who there-upon makes what uproarious protest may be left in him, and either falls asleep where he tumbles, or is carried off in custody. Tuesday morning, at daybreak. A sudden rising, as it were out of the earth, of all the obscene creatures, who sell &amp;quot;correct cards of the races.&amp;quot; They may have been coiled in corners, or sleeping on door-steps, and, having all passed the night under the same set of circumstances, may all want to circulate their blood at the same time; but, however that may be, they spring into existence all at once and together, as though a new Cadmus had sown a race-horse&amp;#039;s teeth. There is nobody up, to buy the cards; but, the cards are madly cried. There is no patronage to quarrel for; but, they madly quarrel and fight. Conspicuous among these hy&aelig;nas, as breakfast-time discloses, is a fearful creature in the general semblance of a man: shaken off his next-to-no legs by drink and devilry, bare-headed and bare-footed, with a great shock of hair like a horrible broom, and nothing on him but a ragged pair of trousers and a pink glazed-calico coat&mdash;made on him&mdash;so very tight that it is as evident that he could never take it off, as that he never does. This hideous apparition, inconceivably drunk, has a terrible power of making a gong-like imitation of the braying of an ass: which feat requires that he should lay his right jaw in his begrimed right paw, double himself up, and shake his bray out of himself, with much staggering on his next-to-no legs, and much twirling of his horrible broom, as if it were a mop. From the present minute, when he comes in sight holding up his cards to the windows, and hoarsely proposing purchase to My Lord, Your Excellency, Colonel, the Noble Captain, and Your Honorable Worship&mdash;from the present minute until the Grand Race-Week is finished, at all hours of the morning, evening, day, and night, shall the town reverberate, at capricious intervals, to the brays of this frightful animal the Gong-Donkey. No very great racing to-day, so no very great amount of vehicles: though there is a good sprinkling, too: from farmers&amp;#039; carts and gigs, to carriages with post-horses and to fours-in-hand, mostly coming by the road from York, and passing on straight through the main street to the Course. A walk in the wrong direction may be a better thing for Mr. Goodchild to-day than the Course, so he walks in the wrong direction. Everybody gone to the races. Only children in the street. Grand Alliance Circus deserted; not one Star-Rider left; omnibus which forms the Pay-Place, having on separate panels Pay here for the Boxes, Pay here for the Pit, Pay here for the Gallery, hove down in a corner and locked up; nobody near the tent but the man on his knees on the grass, who is making the paper balloons for the Star young gentlemen to jump through to-night. A pleasant road, pleasantly wooded. No labourers working in the fields; all gone &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races.&amp;quot; The few late wenders of their way &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races,&amp;quot; who are yet left driving on the road, stare in amazement at the recluse who is not going &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races.&amp;quot; Roadside inn-keeper has gone &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races.&amp;quot; Turnpike-man has gone &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races.&amp;quot; His thrifty wife, washing clothes at the toll-house door, is going &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races&amp;quot; to-morrow. Perhaps there may be no one left to take the toll to-morrow; who knows? Though assuredly that would be neither turnpike-like, nor Yorkshire-like. The very wind and dust seem to be hurrying &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races,&amp;quot; as they briskly pass the only wayfarer on the road. In the distance, the Railway Engine, waiting at the town-end, shrieks despairingly. Nothing but the difficulty of getting off the Line, restrains that Engine from going &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races,&amp;quot; too, it is very clear. At night, more Lunatics out than last night and more Keepers. The latter very active at the Betting Rooms, the street in front of which is now impassable. Mr. Palmer as before. Mr. Thurtell as before. Roar and uproar as before. Gradual subsidence as before. Unmannerly drinking house expectorates as before. Drunken negro-melodists, Gong-donkey, and correct cards, in the night. On Wednesday morning, the morning of the great St. Leger, it becomes apparent that there has been a great influx since yesterday, both of Lunatics and Keepers. The families of the tradesmen over the way are no longer within human ken; their places know them no more; ten, fifteen, and twenty guinea-lodgers fill them. At the pastry-cook&amp;#039;s second-floor window, a Keeper is brushing Mr. Thurtell&amp;#039;s hair&mdash;thinking it his own. In the wax-chandler&amp;#039;s attic, another Keeper is putting on Mr. Palmer&amp;#039;s braces. In the gunsmith&amp;#039;s nursery, a Lunatic is shaving himself. In the serious stationer&amp;#039;s best sitting-room, three Lunatics are taking a combination-breakfast, praising the (cook&amp;#039;s) devil, and drinking neat brandy in an atmosphere of last midnight&amp;#039;s cigars. No family sanctuary is free from our Angelic messengers&mdash;we put up at the Angel&mdash;who in the guise of extra waiters for the grand Race-Week, rattle in and out of the most secret chambers of everybody&amp;#039;s house, with dishes and tin covers, decanters, soda-water bottles, and glasses. An hour later. Down the street and up the street, as far as eyes can see and a good deal farther, there is a dense crowd; outside the Betting Rooms it is like a great struggle at a theatre door&mdash;in the days of theatres; or at the vestibule of the Spurgeon temple&mdash;in the days of Spurgeon. An hour later. Fusing into this crowd, and somehow getting through it, are all kinds of conveyances, and all kinds of foot-passengers; carts, with brick-makers and brick-makeresses jolting up and down on planks; drags, with the needful grooms behind, sitting crossed-armed in the needful manner, and slanting themselves backward from the soles of their boots at the needful angle; postboys, in the shining hats and smart jackets of the olden time, when stokers were not; beautiful Yorkshire horses, gallantly driven by their own breeders and masters. Under every pole, and every shaft, and every horse, and every wheel as it would seem, the Gong-donkey&mdash;metallically braying, when not struggling for life, or whipped out of the way. By one o&amp;#039;clock, all this stir has gone out of the streets, and there is no one left in them but Francis Goodchild. Francis Goodchild will not be left in them long; for, he too is on his way &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races.&amp;quot; A most beautiful sight, Francis Goodchild finds &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races&amp;quot; to be, when he has left fair Doncaster behind him, and comes out on the free course, with its agreeable prospect, its quaint Red House oddly changing and turning as Francis turns, its green grass, and fresh heath. A free course and an easy one, where Francis can roll smoothly where he will, and can choose between the start, or the coming-in, or the turn behind the brow of the hill, or any out-of-the-way point where he lists to see the throbbing horses straining every nerve, and making the sympathetic earth throb as they come by. Francis much delights to be, not in the Grand Stand, but where he can see it, rising against the sky with its vast tiers of little white dots of faces, and its last high rows and corners of people, looking like pins stuck into an enormous pin-cushion&mdash;not quite so symmetrically as his orderly eye could wish, when people change or go away. When the race is nearly run out, it is as good as the race to him to see the flutter among the pins, and the change in them from dark to light, as hats are taken off and waved. Not less full of interest, the loud anticipation of the winner&amp;#039;s name, the swelling, and the final, roar; then, the quick dropping of all the pins out of their places, the revelation of the shape of the bare pin-cushion, and the closing-in of the whole host of Lunatics and Keepers, in the rear of the three horses with bright-coloured riders, who have not yet quite subdued their gallop though the contest is over. Mr. Goodchild would appear to have been by no means free from lunacy himself at &amp;quot;t&amp;#039;races,&amp;quot; though not of the prevalent kind. He is suspected by Mr. Idle to have fallen into a dreadful state concerning a pair of little lilac gloves and a little bonnet that he saw there. Mr Idle asserts, that he did afterwards repeat at the Angel, with an appearance of being lunatically seized, some rhapsody to the following effect: &amp;quot;O little lilac gloves! And O winning little bonnet, making in conjunction with her golden hair quite a Glory in the sunlight round the pretty head, why anything in the world but you and me! Why may not this day&amp;#039;s running&mdash;of horses, to all the rest: of precious sands of life to me&mdash;be prolonged through an everlasting autumn-sunshine, without a sunset! Slave of the Lamp, or Ring, strike me yonder gallant equestrian Clerk of the Course, in the scarlet coat, motionless on the green grass for ages! Friendly Devil on Two Sticks, for ten times ten thousand years, keep Blink-Bonny jibbing at the post, and let us have no start! Arab drums, powerful of old to summon Genii in the desert, sound of yourselves and raise a troop for me in the desert of my heart, which shall so enchant this dusty barouche (with a conspicuous excise-plate, resembling the Collector&amp;#039;s door-plate at a turnpike), that I, within it, loving the little lilac gloves, the winning little bonnet, and the dear unknown-wearer with the golden hair, may wait by her side for ever, to see a Great St. Leger that shall never be run!&amp;quot; Thursday morning. After a tremendous night of crowding, shouting, drinking-house expectoration, Gong-donkey, and correct cards. Symptoms of yesterday&amp;#039;s gains in the way of drink, and of yesterday&amp;#039;s losses in the way of money, abundant. Money-losses very great. As usual, nobody seems to have won; but, large losses and many losers are unquestionable facts. Both Lunatics and Keepers, in general very low. Several of both kinds look in at the chemist&amp;#039;s while Mr. Goodchild is making a purchase there, to be &amp;quot;picked up.&amp;quot; One red-eyed Lunatic, flushed, faded, and disordered, enters hurriedly and cries savagely, &amp;quot;Hond us a gloss of sal volatile in wather, or soom dommed thing o&amp;#039;thot sart!&amp;quot; Faces at the Betting-Rooms very long, and a tendency to bite nails observable. Keepers likewise given this morning to standing about solitary, with their hands in their pockets, looking down at their boots as they fit them into cracks of the pavement, and then looking up whistling and walking away. Grand Alliance Circus out, in procession; buxom lady-member of Grand Alliance, in crimson riding-habit, fresher to look at, even in her paint under the day sky, than the cheeks of Lunatics or Keepers. Spanish Cavalier appears to have lost yesterday, and jingles his bossed bridle with disgust, as if he were paying. Re-action also apparent at the Guildhall opposite, whence certain pickpockets come out handcuffed together, with that peculiar walk which is never seen under any other circumstances&mdash;a walk expressive of going to jail, game, but still of jails being in bad taste and arbitrary, and how would you like it if it was you instead of me, as it ought to be! Mid-day. Town filled as yesterday, but not so full; and emptied as yesterday, but not so empty. In the evening, Angel ordinary where every Lunatic and Keeper has his modest daily meal of turtle, venison, and wine, not so crowded as yesterday, and not so noisy. At night, the theatre. More abstracted faces in it, than one ever sees at public assemblies; such faces wearing an expression which strongly reminds Mr. Goodchild of the boys at school who were &amp;quot;going up next,&amp;quot; with their arithmetic or mathematics. These boys are, no doubt, going up to-morrow with their sums and figures. Mr. Palmer and Mr. Thurtell in the boxes O. P. Mr. Thurtell and Mr. Palmer in the boxes P. S. The firm of Thurtell, Palmer, and Thurtell, in the boxes Centre. A most odious tendency observable in these distinguished gentlemen to put vile constructions on sufficiently innocent phrases in the play, and then to applaud them in a Satyr-like manner. Behind Mr. Goodchild, with a party of other Lunatics and one Keeper, the express incarnation of the thing called a &amp;quot;gent.&amp;quot; A gentleman born; a gent manufactured. A something with a scarf round its neck, and a slipshod speech issuing from behind the scarf; more depraved, more foolish, more ignorant, more unable to believe in any noble or good thing of any kind, than the stupidest Bosjesman. The thing is but a boy in years, and is addled with drink. To do its company justice, even its company is ashamed of it, as it drawls its slang criticisms on the representation, and inflames Mr. Goodchild with a burning ardour to fling it into the pit. Its remarks are so horrible, that Mr. Goodchild, for the moment, even doubts whether that is a wholesome Art, which sets women apart on a high floor before such a thing as this, though as good as its own sisters, or its own mother&mdash;whom Heaven forgive for bringing it into the world! But, the consideration that a low nature must make a low world of its own to live in, whatever the real materials, or it could no more exist than any of us could without the sense of touch, brings Mr. Goodchild to reason: the rather, because the thing soon drops its downy chin upon its scarf, and slobbers itself asleep. Friday Morning. Early fights. Gong-donkey, and correct cards. Again, a great set towards the races, though not so great a set as on Wednesday. Much packing going on too, upstairs at the gunsmith&amp;#039;s, the wax-chandler&amp;#039;s, and the serious stationer&amp;#039;s; for there will be a heavy drift of Lunatics and Keepers to London by the afternoon train. The course as pretty as ever; the great pincushion as like a pincushion, but not nearly so full of pins; whole rows of pins wanting. On the great event of the day, both Lunatics and Keepers become inspired with rage; and there is a violent scuffling, and a rushing at the losing jockey, and an emergence of the said jockey from a swaying and menacing crowd, protected by friends, and looking the worse for wear; which is a rough proceeding, though animating to see from a pleasant distance. After the great event, rills begin to flow from the pincushion towards the railroad; the rills swell into rivers; the rivers soon unite into a lake. The lake floats Mr. Goodchild into Doncaster, past the Itinerant personage in black, by the way-side telling him from the vantage ground of a legibly printed placard on a pole that for all these things the Lord will bring him to judgment. No turtle and venison ordinary this evening; that is all over. No Betting at the rooms; nothing there but the plants in pots, which have, all the week, been stood about the entry to give it an innocent appearance, and which have sorely sickened by this time. Saturday. Mr. Idle wishes to know at breakfast, what were those dreadful groanings in his bedroom doorway in the night? Mr. Goodchild answers, Nightmare. Mr. Idle repels the calumny, and calls the waiter. The Angel is very sorry&mdash;had intended to explain; but you see, gentlemen, there was a gentleman dined down stairs with two more, and he had lost a deal of money, and he would drink a deal of wine, and in the night he &amp;quot;took the horrors,&amp;quot; and got up; and as his friends could do nothing with him he laid himself down, and groaned at Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s door. &amp;quot;And he DID groan there,&amp;quot; Mr. Idle says; &amp;quot;and you will please to imagine me inside, &amp;#039;taking the horrors&amp;#039; too!&amp;quot; So far, the picture of Doncaster on the occasion of its great sporting anniversary, offers probably a general representation of the social condition of the town, in the past as well as in the present time. The sole local phenomenon of the current year, which may be considered as entirely unprecedented in its way, and which certainly claims, on that account, some slight share of notice, consists in the actual existence of one remarkable individual, who is sojourning in Doncaster, and who, neither directly nor indirectly, has anything at all to do, in any capacity whatever, with the racing amusements of the week. Ranging throughout the entire crowd that fills the town, and including the inhabitants as well as the visitors, nobody is to be found altogether disconnected with the business of the day, excepting this one unparalleled man. He does not bet on the races, like the sporting men. He does not assist the races, like the jockeys, starters, judges, and grooms. He does not look on at the races, like Mr. Goodchild and his fellow-spectators. He does not profit by the races, like the hotel-keepers and the trades-people. He does not minister to the necessities of the races, like the booth-keepers, the postilions, the waiters, and the hawkers of Lists. He does not assist the attractions of the races, like the actors at the theatre, the riders at the circus, or the posturers at the Poses Plastiques. Absolutely and literally, he is the only individual in Doncaster who stands by the brink of the full-flowing race-stream, and is not swept away by it in common with all the rest of his species. Who is this modern hermit, this recluse of the St. Leger-week, this inscrutably ungregarious being, who lives apart from the amusements and activities of his fellow-creatures? Surely, there is little difficulty in guessing that clearest and easiest of all riddles. Who could he be, but Mr. Thomas Idle? Thomas had suffered himself to be taken to Doncaster, just as he would have suffered himself to be taken to any other place in the habitable globe which would guarantee him the temporary possession of a comfortable sofa to rest his ankle on. Once established at the hotel, with his leg on one cushion and his back against another, he formally declined taking the slightest interest in any circumstance whatever connected with the races, or with the people who were assembled to see them. Francis Goodchild, anxious that the hours should pass by his crippled travelling-to the personal appearance of the horse. I protest against the conventional idea of beauty, as attached to that animal. I think his nose too long, his forehead too low, and his legs (except in the case of the cart-horse) ridiculously thin by comparison with the size of his body. Again, considering how big an animal he is, I object to the contemptible delicacy of his constitution. Is he not the sickliest creature in creation? Does any child catch cold as easily as a horse? Does he not sprain his fetlock, for all his appearance of superior strength, as easily as I sprained my ankle? Furthermore, to take him from another point of view, what a helpless wretch he is! No fine lady requires more constant waiting-on than a horse. Other animals can make their own toilette: he must have a groom. You will tell me that this is because we want to make his coat artificially glossy. Glossy! Come home with me, and see my cat,&mdash;my clever cat, who can groom herself! Look at your own dog! See how the intelligent creature curry-combs himself with his own honest teeth! Then, again, what a fool the horse is, what a poor, nervous fool! He will start at a piece of white paper in the road as if it was a lion. His one idea, when he hears a noise that he is not accustomed to, is to run away from it. What do you say to those two common instances of the sense and courage of this absurdly overpraised animal? I might multiply them to two hundred, if I chose to exert my mind and waste my breath, which I never do. I prefer coming at once to my last charge against the horse, which is the most serious of all, because it affects his moral character. I accuse him boldly, in his capacity of servant to man, of slyness and treachery. I brand him publickly, no matter how mild he may look about the eyes, or how sleek he may be about the coat, as a systematic betrayer, whenever he can get the chance, of the confidence reposed in him. What do you mean by laughing and shaking your head at me?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh, Thomas, Thomas! &amp;quot; said Goodchild. &amp;quot;You had better give me my hat; you had better let me get you that physic.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will let you get anything you like, including a composing draught for yourself,&amp;quot; said Thomas, irritably alluding to his fellow-apprentice&amp;#039;s inexhaustible activity, &amp;quot;if you will only sit quiet for five minutes longer, and hear me out. I say again the horse is a betrayer of the confidence reposed in him; and that opinion, let me add, is drawn from my own personal experience, and is not based on any fanciful theory whatever. You shall have two instances, two overwhelming instances. Let me start the first of these by asking, what is the distinguishing quality which the Shetland Pony has arrogated to himself, and is still perpetually trumpeting through the world by means of popular report and books on Natural History? I see the answer in your face: it is the quality of being Sure-Footed. He professes to have other virtues, such as hardiness and strength, which you may discover on trial; but the one thing which he insists on your believing, when you get on his back, is that he may be safely depended on not to tumble down with you. Very good. Some years ago, I was in Shetland with a party of friends. They insisted on taking me with them to the top of a precipice that overhung the sea. It was a great distance off, but they all determined to walk to it except me. I was wiser then than I was with you at Carrock, and I determined to be carried to the precipice. There was no carriage road in the island, and nobody offered (in consequence, as I suppose, of the imperfectly-civilised state of the country) to bring me a sedan-chair, which is naturally what I should have liked best. A Shetland pony was produced instead. I remembered my Natural History, I recalled popular report, and I got on the little beast&amp;#039;s back, as any other man would have done in my position, placing implicit confidence in the sureness of his feet. And how did he repay that confidence? Brother Francis, carry your mind on from morning to noon. Picture to yourself a howling wilderness of grass and bog, bounded by low stony hills. Pick out one particular spot in that imaginary scene, and sketch me in it, with outstretched arms, curved back, and heels in the air, plunging headforemost into a black patch of water and mud. Place just behind me the legs, the body, and the head of a sure-footed Shetland pony, all stretched flat on the ground, and you will have produced an accurate representation of a very lamentable fact. And the moral device, Francis, of this picture will be to testify that when gentlemen put confidence in the legs of Shetland ponies, they will find to their cost that they are leaning on nothing but broken reeds. There is my first instance&mdash;and what have you got to say to that?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Nothing, but that I want my hat,&amp;quot; answered Goodchild, starting up and walking restlessly about the room. &amp;quot;You shall have it in a minute,&amp;quot; rejoined Thomas. &amp;quot;My second instance &amp;quot;&mdash; (Goodchild groaned, and sat down again)&mdash;&amp;quot;My second instance is more appropriate to the present time and place, for it refers to a race-horse. Two years ago an excellent friend of mine, who was desirous of prevailing on me to take regular exercise, and who was well enough acquainted with the weakness of my legs to expect no very active compliance with his wishes on their part, offered to make me a present of one of his horses. Hearing that the animal in question, had started in life on the turf, I declined accepting the gift with many thanks; adding, by way of explanation, that I looked on a race-horse as a kind of embodied hurricane, upon which no sane man of my character and companion as lightly as possible, suggested that his sofa should be moved to the window, and that he should amuse himself by looking out at the moving panorama of humanity, which the view from it of the principal street presented. Thomas, however, steadily declined profiting by the suggestion. &amp;quot;The farther I am from the window,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;the better, Brother Francis, I shall be pleased. I have nothing in common with the one prevalent idea of all those people who are passing in the street. Why should I care to look at them ?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I hope I have nothing in common with the prevalent idea of a great many of them, either,&amp;quot; answered Goodchild, thinking of the sporting gentlemen whom he had met in the course of his wanderings about Doncaster. &amp;quot;But, surely, among all the people who are walking by the house, at this very moment, you may find&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Not one living creature,&amp;quot; interposed Thomas, &amp;quot;who is not, in one way or another, interested in horses, and who is not, in a greater or less degree, an admirer of them. Now, I hold opinions in reference to these particular members of the quadruped creation, which may lay claim (as I believe) to the disastrous distinction of being unpartaken by any other human being, civilised or savage, over the whole surface of the earth. Taking the horse as an animal in the abstract, Francis, I cordially despise him from every point of view.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Thomas,&amp;quot; said Goodchild, &amp;quot;confinement to the house has begun to affect your biliary secretions. I shall go to the chemist&amp;#039;s and get you some physic.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I object,&amp;quot; continued Thomas, quietly possessing himself of his friend&amp;#039;s hat, which stood on a table near him,&mdash;&amp;quot;I object, first, habits could be expected to seat himself. My friend replied that, however appropriate my metaphor might be as applied to race-horses in general, it was singularly unsuitable as applied to the particular horse which he proposed to give me. From a foal upwards this remarkable animal had been the idlest and most sluggish of his race. Whatever capacities for speed he might possess he had kept so strictly to himself, that no amount of training had ever brought them out. He had been found hopelessly slow as a racer, and hopelessly lazy as a hunter, and was fit for nothing but a quiet, easy life of it with an old gentleman or an invalid. When I heard this account of the horse, I don&amp;#039;t mind confessing that my heart warmed to him. Visions of Thomas Idle ambling serenely on the back of a steed as lazy as himself, presenting to a restless world the soothing and composite spectacle of a kind of sluggardly Centaur, too peaceable in his habits to alarm anybody, swam attractively before my eyes. I went to look at the horse in the stable. Nice fellow! he was fast asleep with a kitten on his back. I saw him taken out for an airing by the groom. If he had had trousers on his legs I should not have known them from my own, so deliberately were they lifted up, so gently were they put down, so slowly did they get over the ground. From that moment I gratefully accepted my friend&amp;#039;s offer. I went home; the horse followed me&mdash;by a slow train. Oh, Francis, how devoutly I believed in that horse! how carefully I looked after all his little comforts! I had never gone the length of hiring a man-servant to wait on myself; but I went to the expense of hiring one to wait upon him. If I thought a little of myself when I bought the softest saddle that could be had for money, I thought also of my horse. When the man at the shop afterwards offered me spurs and a whip, I turned from him with horror. When I sallied out for my first ride, I went purposely unarmed with the means of hurrying my steed. He proceeded at his own pace every step of the way; and when he stopped, at last, and blew out both his sides with a heavy sigh, and turned his sleepy head and looked behind him, I took him home again, as I might take home an artless child who said to me, &amp;quot;If you please, sir, I am tired.&amp;quot; For a week this complete harmony between me and my horse lasted undisturbed. At the end of that time, when he had made quite sure of my friendly confidence in his laziness, when he had thoroughly acquainted himself with all the little weaknesses of my seat (and their name is Legion), the smouldering treachery and ingratitude of the equine nature blazed out in an instant. Without the slightest provocation from me, with nothing passing him at the time but a pony-chaise driven by an old lady, he started in one instant from a state of sluggish depression to a state of frantic high spirits. He kicked, he plunged, he shied, he pranced, he capered fearfully. I sat on him as long as I could, and when I could sit no longer, I fell off. No, Francis! this is not a circumstance to be laughed at, but to be wept over. What would be said of a Man who had requited my kindness in that way? Range over all the rest of the animal creation, and where will you find me an instance of treachery so black as this? The cow that kicks down the milking-pail may have some reason for it; she may think herself taxed too heavily to contribute to the dilution of human tea and the greasing of human bread. The tiger who springs out on me unawares has the excuse of being hungry at the time, to say nothing of the further justification of being a total stranger to me. The very flea who surprises me in my sleep may defend his act of assassination on the ground that I, in my turn, am always ready to murder him when I am awake. I defy the whole body of Natural Historians to move me, logically, off the ground that I have taken in regard to the horse. Receive back your hat, Brother Francis, and go to the chemist&amp;#039;s, if you please; for I have now done. Ask me to take anything you like, except an interest in the Doncaster races. Ask me to look at anything you like, except an assemblage of people all animated by feelings of a friendly and admiring nature towards the horse. You are a remarkably well-informed man, and you have heard of hermits. Look upon me as a member of that ancient fraternity, and you will sensibly add to the many obligations which Thomas Idle is proud to owe to Francis Goodchild.&amp;quot; Here, fatigued by the effort of excessive talking, disputatious Thomas waved one hand languidly, laid his head back on the sofa-pillow, and calmly closed his eyes. At a later period, Mr. Goodchild assailed his travelling companion boldly from the impregnable fortress of common sense. But Thomas, though tamed in body by drastic discipline, was still as mentally unapproachable as ever on the subject of his favourite delusion. The view from the window after Saturday&amp;#039;s breakfast is altogether changed. The tradesmen&amp;#039;s families have all come back again. The serious stationer&amp;#039;s young woman of all work is shaking a duster out of the window of the combination breakfast-room; a child is playing with a doll, where Mr. Thurtell&amp;#039;s hair was brushed; a sanitary scrubbing is in progress on the spot where Mr. Palmer&amp;#039;s braces were put on. No signs of the Races are in the streets, but the tramps and the tumble-down carts and trucks laden with drinking-forms and tables and remnants of booths, that are making their way out of the town as fast as they can. The Angel, which has been cleared for action all the week, already begins restoring every neat and comfortable article of furniture to its own neat and comfortable place. The Angel&amp;#039;s daughters (pleasanter angels Mr. Idle and Mr. Goodchild never saw, nor more quietly expert in their business, nor more superior to the common vice of being above it), have a little time to rest, and to air their cheerful faces among the flowers in the yard. It is market-day. The market looks unusually natural, comfortable, and wholesome; the market-people too. The town seems quite restored, when, hark! a metallic bray&mdash;The Gong-donkey! The wretched animal has not cleared off with the rest, but is here, under the window. How much more inconceivably drunk now, how much more begrimed of paw, how much more tight of calico hide, how much more stained and daubed and dirty and dung-hilly, from his horrible broom to his tender toes, who shall say! He cannot even shake the bray out of himself now, without laying his cheek so near to the mud of the street, that he pitches over after delivering it. Now, prone in the mud, and now backing himself up against shop-windows, the owners of which come out in terror to remove him; now, in the drinking-shop, and now in the tobacconist&amp;#039;s, where he goes to buy tobacco, and makes his way into the parlor, and where he gets a cigar, which in half-a-minute he forgets to smoke; now dancing, now dozing, now cursing, and now complimenting My Lord, the Colonel, the Noble Captain, and Your Honorable Worship, the Gong-donkey kicks up his heels, occasionally braying, until suddenly, he beholds the dearest friend he has in the world coming down the street. The dearest friend the Gong-donkey has in the world, is a sort of Jackall, in a dull mangy black hide, of such small pieces that it looks as if it were made of blacking bottles turned inside out and cobbled together. The dearest friend in the world (inconceivably drunk too) advances at the Gong-donkey, with a hand on each thigh, in a series of humorous springs and stops, wagging his head as he comes. The Gong-Donkey regarding him with attention and with the warmest affection, suddenly perceives that he is the greatest enemy he has in the world, and hits him hard in the countenance. The astonished Jackall closes with the Donkey, and they roll over and over in the mud, pummelling one another. A Police Inspector, supernaturally endowed with patience, who has long been looking on from the Guildhall-steps, says to a myrmidon, &amp;quot;Lock &amp;#039;em up! Bring &amp;#039;em in!&amp;quot; Appropriate finish to the Grand Race Week. The Gong-donkey, captive and last trace of it, conveyed into limbo, where they cannot do better than keep him until next Race Week. The Jackall is wanted too, and is much looked for, over the way and up and down. But, having had the good-fortune to be undermost at the time of the capture, he has vanished into air. On Saturday afternoon, Mr. Goodchild walks out and looks at the Course. It is quite deserted; heaps of broken crockery and bottles are raised to its memory; and correct cards and other fragments of paper are blowing about it, as the regulation little paper-books, carried by the French soldiers in their breasts, were seen, soon after the battle was fought, blowing idly about the plains of Waterloo. Where will these present idle leaves be blown by the idle winds, and where will the last of them be one day lost and forgotten? An idle question, and an idle thought; and with it Mr. Idle fitly makes his bow, and Mr. Goodchild his, and thus ends the Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices.</td><td>18571031</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/5/No._V_The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices/1857-10-31-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No5.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>230</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/230</td><td>No.II, 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Published in&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;, Vol. XVI, No. 394, 10 October 1857, pp. 337-349.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-337.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-337.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1857-10-10&quot;&gt;1857-10-10&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. 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The trees dripped;the eaves of the scattered cottages dripped; the barren stone-walls dividing the land, dripped; the yelping dogs dripped; carts and waggons under ill-roofed penthouses, dripped; melancholy cocks and hens perching on their shafts, or seeking shelter underneath them, dripped; Mr. Goodchild dripped; Francis Idle dripped; the Innkeeper dripped; the mare dripped; the vast curtains of mist and cloud that passed before the shadowy forms of the hills, streamed water as they were drawn across the landscape. Down such steep pitches that the mare seemed to be trotting on her head, and up such steep pitches that she seemed to have a supplementary leg in her tail, the dog-cart jolted and tilted back to the village. It was too wet for the women to look out, it was too wet even for the children to look out; all the doors and windows were closed, and the only sign of life or motion was in the rain-punctured puddles. Whisky and oil to Thomas Idle&amp;#039;s ankle, and whisky without oil to Francis Goodchild&amp;#039;s stomach, produced an agreeable change in the systems of both: soothing Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s pain, which was sharp before, and sweetening Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s temper, which was sweet before. Portmanteaus being then opened and clothes changed, Mr. Goodchild, through having no change of outer garments but broadcloth and velvet, suddenly became a magnificent portent in the Innkeeper&amp;#039;s house, a shining frontispiece to the Fashions for the month, and a frightful anomaly in the Cumberland village. Greatly ashamed of his splendid appearance, the conscious Goodchild quenched it as much as possible, in the shadow of Thomas Idle&amp;#039;s ankle, and in a corner of the little covered carriage that started with them for Wigton- a most desirable carriage for any country, except for its having a flat roof and no sides; which caused the plumps of rain accumulating on the roof to play vigorous games of bagatelle into the interior all the way, and to score immensely. It was comfortable to see how the people coming back in open carts from Wigton market made no more of the rain than if it were sunshine; how the Wigton policeman taking a country walk of half-a-dozen miles (apparently for pleasure), in resplendent uniform, accepted saturation as his normal state; how clerks and schoolmasters in black, loitered along the road without umbrellas, getting varnished at every step; how the Cumberland girls, coming out to look after the Cumberland cows, shook the rain from their eyelashes and laughed it away; and how the rain continued to fall upon all, as it only does fall in hill countries. Wigton market was over, and its bare booths were smoking with rain all down the street. Mr. Thomas Idle, melo-dramatically carried to the Inn&amp;#039;s first floor, and laid upon three chairs (he should have had the sofa, if there had been one), Mr. Goodchild went to the window to take an observation of Wigton, and report what he saw to his disabled companion. &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;What do you see from the turret?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I see,&amp;quot; said Brother Francis, &amp;quot;what I hope and believe to be one of the most dismal places ever seen by eyes. I see the houses with their roofs of dull black, their stained fronts, and their dark-rimmed windows, looking as if they were all in mourning. As every little puff of wind comes down the street, I see a perfect train of rain let off along the wooden stalls in the market-place and exploded against me. I see a very big gas-lamp in the centre which I know, by a secret instinct, will not be lighted to-night. I see a pump, with a trivet underneath its spout whereon to stand the vessels that are brought to be filled with water. I see a man come to pump, and he pumps very hard, but no water follows, and he strolls empty away.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;what more do you see from the turret, besides the man and the pump, and the trivet and the houses all in mourning and the rain?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I see,&amp;quot; said Brother Francis, &amp;quot;one, two, three, four, five, linen-drapers&amp;#039; shops in front of me. I see a linen-draper&amp;#039;s shop next door to the right&mdash;and there are five more linen- drapers&amp;#039; shops down the corner to the left. Eleven homicidal linen-drapers&amp;#039; shops within a short stone&amp;#039;s throw, each with its hands at the throats of all the rest! Over the small first-floor of one of these linen-drapers&amp;#039; shops appears the wonderful inscription, BANK.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;what more do you see from the turret, besides the eleven homicidal linen-drapers&amp;#039; shops, and the wonderful inscription &amp;#039;Bank&amp;#039; on the small first floor, and the man and the pump and the trivet and the houses all in mourning and the rain?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I see,&amp;quot; said Brother Francis, &amp;quot;the depository for Christian Knowledge, and through the dark vapour I think I again make out Mr. Spurgeon looming heavily. Her Majesty the Queen, God bless her, printed in colours, I am sure I see. I see the Illustrated London News of several weeks ago, and I see a sweetmeat shop&mdash;which the proprietor calls a &amp;#039;Salt Warehouse&amp;#039;&mdash;with one small female child in a cotton bonnet looking in on tip-toe, oblivious of rain. And I see a watchmaker&amp;#039;s, with only three great pale watches of a dull metal hanging in his window, each in a separate pane.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;what more do you see of Wigton, besides these objects, and the man and the pump and the trivet and the houses all in mourning and the rain?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I see nothing more,&amp;quot; said Brother Francis, &amp;quot;and there is nothing more to see, except the curlpaper bill of the theatre, which was opened and shut last week (the manager&amp;#039;s family played all the parts), and the short, square, clunky omnibus that goes to the railway, and leads too rattling a life over the stones to hold together long. O yes! Now, I see two men with their hands in their pockets and their backs towards me.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;what do you make out from the turret, of the expression of the two men with their hands in their pockets and their backs towards you?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;They are mysterious men,&amp;quot; said brother Francis, &amp;quot;with inscrutable backs. They keep their backs towards me with persistency. If one turns an inch in any direction, the other turns an inch in the same direction, and no more. They turn very stiffly, on a very little pivot, in the middle of the market- place. Their appearance is partly of a mining, partly of a ploughing, partly of a stable, character. They are looking at nothing&mdash;very hard. Their backs are slouched, and their legs are curved with much standing about. Their pockets are loose and dog&amp;#039;s-eared, on account of their hands being always in them. They stand to be rained upon, without any movement of impatience or dissatisfaction, and they keep so close together that an elbow of each jostles an elbow of the other, but they never speak. They spit at times, but speak not. I see it growing darker and darker, and still I see them, sole visible population of the place, standing to be rained upon with their backs towards me, and looking at nothing very hard.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;before you draw down the blind of the turret and come in to have your head scorched by the hot gas, see if you can, and impart to me, something of the expression of those two amazing men.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The murky shadows,&amp;quot; said Francis Goodchild, &amp;quot;are gathering fast; and the wings of evening, and the wings of coal, are folding over Wigton. Still, they look at nothing very hard, with their backs towards me. Ah! Now, they turn, and I see&mdash;&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Brother Francis, brother Francis,&amp;quot; cried Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;tell me quickly what you see of the two men of Wigton!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I see,&amp;quot; said Francis Goodchild, &amp;quot;that they have no expression at all. And now the town goes to sleep, undazzled by the large unlighted lamp in the market-place; and let no man wake it.&amp;quot; At the close of the next day&amp;#039;s journey, Thomas Idle&amp;#039;s ankle became much swollen and inflamed. There are reasons which will presently explain themselves for not publicly indicating the exact direction in which that journey lay, or the place in which it ended. It was a long day&amp;#039;s shaking of Thomas Idle over the rough roads, and a long day&amp;#039;s getting out and going on before the horses, and fagging up hills, and scouring down hills, on the part of Mr. Goodchild, who in the fatigues of such labours congratulated himself on attaining a high point of idleness. It was at a little town, still in Cumberland, that they halted for the night&mdash;a very little town, with the purple and brown moor close upon its one street; a curious little ancient market-cross set up in the midst of it; and the town itself looking, much as if it were a collection of great stones piled on end by the Druids long ago, which a few recluse people had since hollowed out for habitations. &amp;quot;Is there a doctor here?&amp;quot; asked Mr. Goodchild, on his knee, of the motherly landlady of the little Inn: stopping in his examination of Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s ankle, with the aid of a candle. &amp;quot;Ey, my word!&amp;quot; said the landlady, glancing doubtfully at the ankle for herself; &amp;quot;there&amp;#039;s Doctor Speddie.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Is he a good Doctor?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Ey!&amp;quot; said the landlady, &amp;quot;I ca&amp;#039; him so. A&amp;#039; cooms efther nae doctor that I ken. Mair nor which, a&amp;#039;s just THE doctor heer.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Do you think he is at home?&amp;quot; Her reply was, &amp;quot;Gang awa&amp;#039;, Jock, and bring him.&amp;quot; Jock, a white-headed boy, who, under pretence of stirring up some bay salt in a basin of water for the laving of this unfortunate ankle, had greatly enjoyed himself for the last ten minutes in splashing the carpet, set off promptly. A very few minutes had elapsed when he showed the Doctor in, by tumbling against the door before him and bursting it open with his head. &amp;quot;Gently, Jock, gently,&amp;quot; said the doctor as he advanced with a quiet step. &amp;quot;Gentlemen, a good evening. I am sorry that my presence is required here. A slight accident, I hope? A slip and a fall? Yes, yes, yes. Carrock, indeed? Hah! Does that pain you, sir? No doubt, it does. It is the great connecting ligament here, you see, that has been badly strained. Time and rest, sir! They are often the recipe in greater cases,&amp;quot; with a slight sigh, &amp;quot;and often the recipe in small. I can send a lotion to relieve you, but we must leave the cure to time and rest.&amp;quot; This he said, holding Idle&amp;#039;s foot on his knee between his two hands, as he sat over against him. He had touched it tenderly and skilfully in explanation of what he said, and, when his careful examination was completed, softly returned it to its former horizontal position on a chair. He spoke with a little irresolution whenever he began, but afterwards fluently. He was a tall, thin, large-boned, old gentleman, with an appearance at first sight of being hard- featured; but, at a second glance, the mild expression of his face and some particular touches of sweetness and patience about his mouth, corrected this impression and assigned his long professional rides, by day and night, in the bleak hill-weather, as the true cause of that appearance. He stooped very little, though past seventy and very grey. His dress was more like that of a clergyman than a country doctor, being a plain black suit, and a plain white neck-kerchief tied behind like a band. His black was the worse for wear, and there were darns in his coat, and his linen was a little frayed at the hems and edges. He might have been poor&mdash;it was likely enough in that out-of-the-way spot-or he might have been a little self-forgetful and eccentric. Anyone could have seen directly, that he had neither wife nor child at home. He had a scholarly air with him, and that kind of considerate humanity towards others which claimed a gentle consideration for himself. Mr. Goodchild made this study of him while he was examining the limb, and as he laid it down, Mr. Goodchild wishes to add that he considers it a very good likeness. It came out in the course of a little conversation, that Doctor Speddie was acquainted with some friends of Thomas Idle&amp;#039;s and had, when a young man, passed some years in Thomas Idle&amp;#039;s birthplace on the other side of England. Certain idle labours, the fruit of Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s apprenticeship, also happened to be well known to him. The lazy travellers were thus placed on a more intimate footing with the Doctor than the casual circumstances of the meeting would of themselves have established; and when Doctor Speddie rose to go home, remarking that he would send his assistant with the lotion, Francis Goodchild said that was unnecessary, for, by the Doctor&amp;#039;s leave, he would accompany him, and bring it back. (Having done nothing to fatigue himself for a full quarter of an hour, Francis began to fear that he was not in a state of idleness.) Doctor Speddie politely assented to the proposition of Francis Goodchild, &amp;quot;as it would give him the pleasure of enjoying a few more minutes of Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s society than he could otherwise have hoped for,&amp;quot; and they went out together into the village street. The rain had nearly ceased, the clouds had broken before a cool wind from the north-east, and stars were shining from the peaceful heights beyond them. Doctor Speddie&amp;#039;s house was the last house in the place. Beyond it, lay the moor, all dark and lonesome. The wind moaned in a low, dull, shivering manner round the little garden, like a houseless creature that knew the winter was coming. It was exceedingly wild and solitary. &amp;quot;Roses,&amp;quot; said the Doctor, when Goodchild touched some wet leaves overhanging the stone porch; &amp;quot;but they get cut to pieces.&amp;quot; The Doctor opened the door with a key he carried, and led the way into a low but pretty ample hall with rooms on either side. The door of one of these stood open, and the Doctor entered it, with a word of welcome to his guest. It, too, was a low room, half surgery and half parlor, with shelves of books and bottles against the walls, which were of a very dark hue. There was a fire in the grate, the night being damp and chill. Leaning against the chimney-piece looking down into it, stood the Doctor&amp;#039;s Assistant. A man of a most remarkable appearance. Much older than Mr. Goodchild had expected, for he was at least two-and-fifty; but, that was nothing. What was startling in him was his remarkable paleness. His large black eyes, his sunken cheeks, his long and heavy iron-grey hair, his wasted hands, and even, the attenuation of his figure, were at first forgotten in his extraordinary pallor. There was no vestige of color in the man. When he turned his face, Francis Goodchild started as if a stone figure had looked round at him. &amp;quot;Mr. Lorn,&amp;quot; said the Doctor. &amp;quot;Mr. Goodchild.&amp;quot; The Assistant, in a distraught way&mdash;as if he had forgotten something&mdash;as if he had forgotten everything, even to his own name and himself&mdash;acknowledged the visitor&amp;#039;s presence, and stepped further back into the shadow of the wall behind him. But, he was so pale that his face stood out in relief against the dark wall, and really could not be hidden so. &amp;quot;Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s friend has met with an accident, Lorn,&amp;quot; said Doctor Speddie. &amp;quot;We want the lotion for a bad sprain.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;My dear fellow, you are more than usually absent to-night. The lotion for a bad sprain.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Ah! yes! Directly.&amp;quot; He was evidently relieved to turn away, and to take his white face and his wild eyes to a table in a recess among the bottles. But, though he stood there, compounding the lotion with his back towards them, Goodchild could not, for many moments, withdraw his gaze from the man. When he at length did so, he found the Doctor observing him, with some trouble in his face. &amp;quot;He is absent,&amp;quot; explained the Doctor, in a low voice. &amp;quot;Always absent. Very absent.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Is he ill?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No, not ill.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Unhappy?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I have my suspicions that he was,&amp;quot; assented the Doctor, &amp;quot;once.&amp;quot; Francis Goodchild could not but observe that the Doctor accompanied these words with a benignant and protecting glance at their subject, in which there was much of the expression with which an attached father might have looked at a heavily afflicted son. Yet, that they were not father and son must have been plain to most eyes. The Assistant, on the other hand, turning presently to ask the Doctor some question, looked at him with a wan smile as if he were his whole reliance and sustainment in life. It was in vain for the Doctor in his easy chair, to try to lead the mind of Mr. Goodchild in the opposite easy chair, away from what was before him. Let Mr. Goodchild do what he would to follow the Doctor, his eyes and thoughts reverted to the Assistant. The Doctor soon perceived it, and, after falling silent, and musing in a little perplexity, said: &amp;quot;Lorn!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My dear Doctor.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Would you go to the Inn, and apply that lotion? You will show the best way of applying it, far better than Mr. Goodchild can.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;With pleasure.&amp;quot; The Assistant took his hat, and passed like a shadow to the door. &amp;quot;Lorn!&amp;quot; said the Doctor, calling after him. He returned. &amp;quot;Mr. Goodchild will keep me company till you come home. Don&amp;#039;t hurry. Excuse my calling you back.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It is not,&amp;quot; said the Assistant, with his former smile, &amp;quot;the first time you have called me back, dear Doctor.&amp;quot; With those words he went away. &amp;quot;Mr. Goodchild,&amp;quot; said Doctor Speddie, in a low voice, and with his former troubled expression of face, &amp;quot;I have seen that your attention has been concentrated on my friend.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He fascinates me. I must apologise to you, but he has quite bewildered and mastered me.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I find that a lonely existence and a long secret,&amp;quot; said the Doctor, drawing his chair a little nearer to Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s, &amp;quot;become in the course of time very heavy. I will tell you something. You may make what use you will of it, under fictitious names. I know I may trust you. I am the more inclined to confidence to-night, through having been unexpectedly led back, by the current of our conversation at the Inn, to scenes in my early life. Will you please to draw a little nearer?&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild drew a little nearer, and the Doctor went on thus: speaking, for the most part, in so cautious a voice, that the wind, though it was far from high, occasionally got the better of him. When this present nineteenth century was younger by a good many years than it is now, a certain friend of mine, named Arthur Holliday, happened to arrive in the town of Doncaster, exactly in the middle of the race-week, or, in other words, in the middle of the month of September. He was one of those reckless, rattle-pated, open-hearted, and open-mouthed young gentlemen, who possess the gift of familiarity in its highest perfection, and who scramble carelessly along the journey of life making friends, as the phrase is, wherever they go. His father was a rich manufacturer, and had bought landed property enough in one of the midland counties to make all the born squires in his neighbourhood thoroughly envious of him. Arthur was his only son, possessor in prospect of the great estate and the great business after his father&amp;#039;s death; well supplied with money, and not too rigidly looked after, during his father&amp;#039;s lifetime. Report, or scandal, whichever you please, said that the old gentleman had been rather wild in his youthful days, and that, unlike most parents, he was not disposed to be violently indignant when he found that his son took after him. This may be true or not. I myself only knew the elder Mr. Holliday when he was getting on in years; and then he was as quiet and as respectable a gentleman as ever I met with. Well, one September, as I told you, young Arthur comes to Doncaster, having decided all of a sudden, in his hare-brained way, that he would go to the races. He did not reach the town till towards the close of the evening, and he went at once to see about his dinner and bed at the principal hotel. Dinner they were ready enough to give him; but as for a bed, they laughed when he mentioned it. In the race-week at Doncaster, it is no uncommon thing for visitors who have not bespoken apartments, to pass the night in their carriages at the inn doors. As for the lower sort of strangers, I myself have often seen them, at that full time, sleeping out on the doorsteps for want of a covered place to creep under. Rich as he was, Arthur&amp;#039;s chance of getting a night&amp;#039;s lodging (seeing that he had not written beforehand to secure one) was more than doubtful. He tried the second hotel, and the third hotel, and two of the inferior inns after that; and was met everywhere by the same form of answer. No accommodation for the night of any sort was left. All the bright golden sovereigns in his pocket would not buy him a bed at Doncaster in the race-week. To a young fellow of Arthur&amp;#039;s temperament, the novelty of being turned away into the street, like a penniless vagabond, at every house where he asked for a lodging, presented itself in the light of a new and highly amusing piece of experience. He went on, with his carpet-bag in his hand, applying for a bed at every place of entertainment for travellers that he could find in Doncaster, until he wandered into the outskirts of the town. By this time, the last glimmer of twilight had faded out, the moon was rising dimly in a mist, the wind was getting cold, the clouds were gathering heavily, and there was every prospect that it was soon going to rain. The look of the night had rather a lowering effect on young Holliday&amp;#039;s good spirits. He began to contemplate the houseless situation in which he was placed, from the serious rather than the humorous point of view; and he looked about him, for another public-house to enquire at, with something very like downright anxiety in his mind on the subject of a lodging for the night. The suburban part of the town towards which he had now strayed was hardly lighted at all, and he could see nothing of the houses as he passed them, except that they got progressively smaller and dirtier, the farther he went. Down the winding road before him shone the dull gleam of an oil lamp, the one faint, lonely light that struggled ineffectually with the foggy darkness all round him. He resolved to go on as far as this lamp, and then, if it showed him nothing in the shape of an Inn, to return to the central part of the town and to try if he could not at least secure a chair to sit down on, through the night, at one of the principal Hotels. As he got near the lamp, he heard voices; and, walking close under it, found that it lighted the entrance to a narrow court, on the wall of which was painted a long hand in faded flesh-colour, pointing, with a lean forefinger, to this inscription:&mdash; THE TWO ROBINS. Arthur turned into the court without hesitation, to see what The Two Robins could do for him. Four or five men were standing together round the door of the house which was at the bottom of the court, facing the entrance from the street. The men were all listening to one other man, better dressed than the rest, who was telling his audience something, in a low voice, in which they were apparently very much interested. On entering the passage, Arthur was passed by a stranger with a knapsack in his hand, who was evidently leaving the house. &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot; said the traveller with the knap-sack, turning round and addressing himself cheerfully to a fat, sly-looking, bald-headed man, with a dirty white apron on, who had followed him down the passage. &amp;quot;No, Mr. Landlord, I am not easily scared by trifles; but, I don&amp;#039;t mind confessing that I can&amp;#039;t quite stand that.&amp;quot; It occurred to young Holliday, the moment he heard these words, that the stranger had been asked an exorbitant price for a bed at The Two Robins; and that he was unable or unwilling to pay it. The moment his back was turned, Arthur, comfortably conscious of his own well-filled pockets, addressed himself in a great hurry, for fear any other benighted traveller should slip in and forestall him, to the sly-looking landlord with the dirty apron and the bald head. &amp;quot;If you have got a bed to let,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;and if that gentleman who has just gone out won&amp;#039;t pay you your price for it, I will.&amp;quot; The sly landlord looked hard at Arthur. &amp;quot;Will you, sir?&amp;quot; he asked, in a meditative, doubtful way. &amp;quot;Name your price,&amp;quot; said young Holliday, thinking that the landlord&amp;#039;s hesitation sprang from some boorish distrust of him. &amp;quot;Name your price, and I&amp;#039;ll give you the money at once, if you like?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Are you game for five shillings?&amp;quot; enquired the landlord, rubbing his stubbly double chin, and looking up thoughtfully at the ceiling above him. Arthur nearly laughed in the man&amp;#039;s face; but thinking it prudent to control himself, offered the five shillings as seriously as he could. The sly landlord held out his hand, then suddenly drew it back again. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re acting all fair and above-board by me,&amp;quot; he said: &amp;quot;and, before I take your money, I&amp;#039;ll do the same by you. Look here, this is how it stands. You can have a bed all to yourself for five shillings; but you can&amp;#039;t have more than a half-share of the room it stands in. Do you see what I mean, young gentleman?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Of course I do,&amp;quot; returned Arthur, a little irritably. &amp;quot;You mean that it is a double-bedded room, and that one of the beds is occupied?&amp;quot; The landlord nodded his head, and rubbed his double chin harder than ever. Arthur hesitated, and mechanically moved back a step or two towards the door. The idea of sleeping in the same room with a total stranger, did not present an attractive prospect to him. he felt more than half-inclined to drop his five shillings into his pocket, and to go out into the street once more. &amp;quot;Is it yes, or no?&amp;quot; asked the landlord. &amp;quot;Settle it us quick as you can, because there&amp;#039;s lots of people wanting a bed at Doncaster tonight, besides you.&amp;quot; Arthur looked towards the court, and heard the rain falling heavily in the street outside. He thought he would ask a question or two before he rashly decided on leaving the shelter of The Two Robins. &amp;quot;What sort of a man is it who has got the other bed?&amp;quot; he inquired. &amp;quot;Is he a gentleman? I mean, is he a quiet, well-behaved person?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The quietest man I ever came across,&amp;quot; said the landlord, rubbing his fat hands stealthily one over the other. &amp;quot;As sober as a judge, and as regular as clock-work in his habits. It hasn&amp;#039;t struck nine, not ten minutes ago, and he&amp;#039;s in his bed already. I don&amp;#039;t know whether that comes up to your notion of a quiet man: it goes a long way ahead of mine, I can tell you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Is he asleep, do you think?&amp;quot; asked Arthur. &amp;quot;I know he&amp;#039;s asleep,&amp;quot; returned the landlord. &amp;quot;And what&amp;#039;s more, he&amp;#039;s gone off so fast, that I&amp;#039;ll warrant you don&amp;#039;t wake him. This way, sir,&amp;quot; said the landlord, speaking over young Holiday&amp;#039;s shoulder, as if he was addressing some new guest who was approaching the house. &amp;quot;Here you are,&amp;quot; said Arthur, determined to be beforehand with the stranger, whoever he might be. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll take the bed.&amp;quot; And he handed the five shillings to the landlord, who nodded, dropped the money carelessly into his waistcoat-pocket, and lighted a candle. &amp;quot;Come up and see the room,&amp;quot; said the host of The Two Robins, leading the way to the staircase quite briskly, considering how fat he was. They mounted to the second-floor of the house. The landlord half opened a door, fronting the landing, then stopped, and turned round to Arthur. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s a fair bargain, mind, on my side as well as on yours,&amp;quot; he said. &amp;quot;You give me five shillings, I give you in return a clean, comfortable bed; and I warrant, beforehand, that you won&amp;#039;t be interfered with, or annoyed in any way, by the man who sleeps in the same room with you.&amp;quot; Saying those words, he looked hard, for a moment, in young Holliday&amp;#039;s face, and then led the way into the room. It was larger and cleaner than Arthur had expected it would be. The two beds stood parallel with each other&mdash;a space of about six feet intervening between them. They were both of the same medium size, and both had the same plain white curtains, made to draw, if necessary, all round them. The occupied bed was the bed nearest the window. The curtains were all drawn round this, except the half curtain at the bottom, on the side of the bed farthest from the window. Arthur saw the feet of the sleeping man raising the scanty clothes into a sharp little eminence, as if he was lying flat on his back. He took the candle, and advanced softly to draw the curtain&mdash;stopped half way, and listened for a moment&mdash;then turned to the landlord. &amp;quot;He is a very quiet sleeper,&amp;quot; said Arthur. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; said the landlord, &amp;quot;very quiet.&amp;quot; Young Holliday advanced with the candle, and looked in at the man cautiously. &amp;quot;How pale he is!&amp;quot; said Arthur. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; returned the landlord, &amp;quot;pale enough, isn&amp;#039;t he?&amp;quot; Arthur looked closer at the man. The bed-clothes were drawn up to his chin, and they lay perfectly still over the region of his chest. Surprised and vaguely startled, as he noticed this, Arthur stooped down closer over the stranger; looked at his ashy, parted lips; listened breathlessly for an instant; looked again at the strangely still face, and the motionless lips and chest; and turned round suddenly on the landlord, with his own cheeks as pale for the moment as the hollow cheeks of the man on the bed. &amp;quot;Come here,&amp;quot; he whispered, under his breath. &amp;quot;Come here, for God&amp;#039;s sake! The man&amp;#039;s not asleep&mdash;he is dead!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You have found that out sooner than I thought you would,&amp;quot; said the landlord composedly. &amp;quot;Yes, he&amp;#039;s dead, sure enough. He died at five o&amp;#039;clock to-day.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;How did he die? Who is he?&amp;quot; asked Arthur, staggered for the moment by the audacious coolness of the answer. &amp;quot;As to who is he,&amp;quot; rejoined the landlord, &amp;quot;I know no more about him than you do. There are his books and letters and things, all sealed up in that brown paper parcel, for the Coroner&amp;#039;s inquest to open tomorrow or next day. He&amp;#039;s been here a week, paying his way fairly enough, and stopping indoors, for the most part, as if he was ailing. My girl brought him up his tea at five to-day; and as he was pouring of it out, he fell down in a faint, or a fit, or a compound of both, for anything I know. We could not bring him to- and I said he was dead. And the doctor couldn&amp;#039;t bring him to- and the doctor said he was dead. And there he is. And the Coroner&amp;#039;s inquest&amp;#039;s coming as soon as it can. And that&amp;#039;s as much as I know about it.&amp;quot; Arthur held the candle close to the man&amp;#039;s lips. The flame still burnt straight up, as steadily as ever. There was a moment of silence; and the rain pattered drearily through it against the panes of the window. &amp;quot;If you haven&amp;#039;t got nothing more to say to me,&amp;quot; continued the landlord, &amp;quot;I suppose I may go. You don&amp;#039;t expect your five shillings back, do you? There&amp;#039;s the bed I promised you, clean and comfortable. There&amp;#039;s the man I warranted not to disturb you, quiet in this world for ever. If you&amp;#039;re frightened to stop alone with him, that&amp;#039;s not my look out. I&amp;#039;ve kept my part of the bargain, and I mean to keep the money. I&amp;#039;m not Yorkshire, myself, young gentleman; but I&amp;#039;ve lived long enough in these parts to have my wits sharpened; and I shouldn&amp;#039;t wonder if you found out the way to brighten up yours, next time you come among us.&amp;quot; With these words, the landlord turned towards the door, and laughed to himself softly, in high satisfaction at his own sharpness. Startled and shocked as he was, Arthur had by this time sufficiently recovered himself to feel indignant at the trick that had been played on him, and at the insolent manner in which the landlord exulted in it. &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t laugh,&amp;quot; he said sharply, &amp;quot;till you are quite sure you have got the laugh against me. You shan&amp;#039;t have the five shillings for nothing, my man. I&amp;#039;ll keep the bed.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Will you?&amp;quot; said the landlord. &amp;quot;Then I wish you a good night&amp;#039;s rest.&amp;quot; With that brief farewell, he went out, and shut the door after him. A good night&amp;#039;s rest! The words had hardly been spoken, the door had hardly been closed, before Arthur half-repented the hasty words that had just escaped him. Though not naturally over-sensitive, and not wanting in courage of the moral as well as the physical sort, the presence of the dead man had an instantaneously chilling effect on his mind when he found himself alone in the room&mdash;alone, and bound by his own rash words to stay there till the next morning. An older man would have thought nothing of those words, and would have acted, without reference to them, as his calmer sense suggested. But Arthur was too young to treat the ridicule, even of his inferiors, with contempt&mdash;too young not to fear the momentary humiliation of falsifying his own foolish boast, more than he feared the trial of watching out the long night in the same chamber with the dead. &amp;quot;It is but a few hours,&amp;quot; he thought to himself, &amp;quot;and I can get away the first thing in the morning.&amp;quot; He was looking towards the occupied bed as that idea passed through his mind, and the sharp angular eminence made in the clothes by the dead man&amp;#039;s upturned feet again caught his eye. He advanced and drew the curtains, purposely abstaining, as he did so, from looking at the face of the corpse, lest he might unnerve himself at the outset by fastening some ghastly impression of it on his mind. He drew the curtain very gently, and sighed involuntarily as he closed it. &amp;quot;Poor fellow,&amp;quot; he said, almost as sadly as if he had known the man. &amp;quot;Ah, poor fellow!&amp;quot; He went next to the window. The night was black, and he could see nothing from it. The rain still pattered heavily against the glass. He inferred, from hearing it, that the window was at the back of the house; remembering that the front was sheltered from the weather by the court and the buildings over it. While he was still standing at the window&mdash;for even the dreary rain was a relief, because of the sound it made; a relief, also, because it moved, and had some faint suggestion, in consequence, of life and companionship in it&mdash;while he was standing at the window, and looking vacantly into the black darkness outside, he heard a distant church-clock strike ten. Only ten! How was he to pass the time till the house was astir the next morning? Under any other circumstances, he would have gone down to the public-house parlour, would have called for his grog, and would have laughed and talked with the company assembled as familiarly as if he had known them all his life. But the very thought of whiling away the time in this manner was now distasteful to him. The new situation in which he was placed seemed to have altered him to himself already. Thus far, his life had been the common, trifling, prosaic, surface-life of a prosperous young man, with no troubles to conquer, and no trials to face. He had lost no relation whom he loved, no friend whom he treasured. Till this night, what share he had of the immortal inheritance that is divided amongst us all, had lain dormant within him. Till this night, Death and he had not once met, even in thought. He took a few turns up and down the room&mdash;then stopped. The noise made by his boots on the poorly carpeted floor, jarred on his ear. He hesitated a little, and ended by taking the boots off, and walking backwards and forwards noiselessly. All desire to sleep or to rest had left him. The bare thought of lying down on the unoccupied bed instantly drew the picture on his mind of a dreadful mimicry of the position of the dead man. Who was he? What was the story of his past life? Poor he must have been, or he would not have stopped at such a place as The Two Robins Inn&mdash;and weakened, probably, by long illness, or he could hardly have died in the manner which the landlord had described. Poor, ill, lonely,&mdash;dead in a strange place; dead, with nobody but a stranger to pity him. A sad story: truly, on the mere face of it, a very sad story. While these thoughts were passing through his mind, he had stopped insensibly at the window, close to which stood the foot of the bed with the closed curtains. At first he looked at it absently; then he became conscious that his eyes were fixed on it; and then, a perverse desire took possession of him to do the very thing which he had resolved not to do, up to this time&mdash;to look at the dead man. He stretched out his hand towards the curtains; but checked himself in the very act of undrawing them, turned his back sharply on the bed, and walked towards the chimney-piece, to see what things were placed on it, and to try if he could keep the dead man out of his mind in that way. There was a pewter inkstand on the chimney-piece, with some mildewed remains of ink in the bottle. There were two coarse china ornaments of the commonest kind and there was a square of embossed card, dirty and fly-blown, with a collection of wretched riddles printed on it, in all sorts of zig-zag directions, and in variously coloured inks. He took the card, and went away, to read it, to the table on which the candle was placed; sitting down, with his back resolutely turned to the curtained bed. He read the first riddle, the second, the third, ail in one corner of the card&mdash;then turned it round impatiently to look at another. Before he could begin reading the riddles printed here, the sound of the church-clock stopped him. Eleven. He had got through an hour of the time, in the room with the dead man. Once more he looked at the card. It was not easy to make out the letters printed on it, in consequence of the dimness of the light which the landlord had left him&mdash;a common tallow candle, furnished with a pair of heavy old-fashioned steel snuffers. Up to this time, his mind had been too much occupied to think of the light. He had left the wick of the candle unsnuffed, till it had risen higher than the flame, and had burnt into an odd pent-house shape at the top, from which morsels of the charred cotton fell off, from time to time, in little flakes. He took up the snuffers now, and trimmed the wick. The light brightened directly, and the room became less dismal. Again he turned to the riddles; reading them doggedly and resolutely, now in one corner of the card, now in another. All his efforts, however, could not fix his attention on them. He pursued his occupation mechanically, deriving no sort of impression from what he was reading. It was as if a shadow from the curtained bed had got between his mind and the gaily printed letters&mdash;a shadow that nothing could dispel. At last, he gave up the struggle, and threw the card from him impatiently, and took to walking softly up and down the room again. The dead man, the dead man, the hidden dead man on the bed! There was the one persistent idea still haunting him. Hidden! Was it only the body being there, or was it the body being there, concealed, that was preying on his mind? He stopped at the window, with that doubt in him; once more listening to the pattering rain, once more looking out into the black darkness. Still the dead man! The darkness forced his mind back upon itself, and set his memory at work, reviving, with a painfully-vivid distinctness the momentary impression it had received from his first sight of the corpse. Before long the face seemed to be hovering out in the middle of the darkness, confronting him through the window, with the paleness whiter, with the dreadful dull line of light between the imperfectly-closed eyelids broader than he had seen it&mdash;with the parted lips slowly dropping farther and farther away from each other&mdash;with the features growing larger and moving closer, till they seemed to fill the window and to silence the ram, and to shut out the night. The sound of a voice, shouting below stairs, woke him suddenly from the dream of his own distempered fancy. He recognised it as the voice of the landlord. &amp;quot;Shut up at twelve, Ben,&amp;quot; he heard it say. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m off to bed.&amp;quot; He wiped away the damp that had gathered on his forehead, reasoned with himself for a little while, and resolved to shake his mind free of the ghastly counterfeit which still clung to it, by forcing himself to confront, if it was only for a moment, the solemn reality. Without allowing himself an instant to hesitate, he parted the curtains at the foot of the bed, and looked through. There was the sad, peaceful, white face, with the awful mystery of stillness on it, laid back upon the pillow. No stir, no change there! He only looked at it for a moment before he closed the curtains again&mdash;but that moment steadied him, calmed him, restored him&mdash;mind and body to himself. He returned to his old occupation of walking up and down the room; persevering in it, this time, till the clock struck again. Twelve. As the sound of the clock-bell died away, it was succeeded by the confused noise, down stairs, of the drinkers in the tap-room leaving the house. The next sound, after an interval of silence, was caused by the barring of the door, and the closing of the shutters, at the back of the Inn. Then the silence followed again, and was disturbed no more. He was alone now&mdash;absolutely, utterly, alone with the dead man, till the next morning. The wick of the candle wanted trimming again. He took up the snuffers&mdash;but paused suddenly on the very point of using them, and looked attentively at the candle&mdash;then back, over his shoulder, at the curtained bed&mdash;then again at the candle. It had been lighted, for the first time, to show him the way up stairs, and three parts of it, at least, were already consumed. In another hour it would be burnt out. In another hour&mdash;unless he called at once to the man who had shut up the Inn, for a fresh candle&mdash;he would be left in the dark. Strongly as his mind had been affected since he had entered the room, his unreasonable dread of encountering ridicule, and of exposing his courage to suspicion, had not altogether lost its influence over him, even yet. He lingered irresolutely by the table, waiting till he could prevail on himself to open the door, and call, from the landing, to the man who had shut up the Inn. In his present hesitating frame of mind, it was a kind of relief to gain a few moments only by engaging in the trifling occupation of snuffing the candle. His hand trembled a little, and the snuffers were heavy and awkward to use. When he closed them on the wick, he closed them a hair&amp;#039;s breadth too low. In an instant the candle was out, and the room was plunged in pitch darkness. The one impression which the absence of light immediately produced on his mind, was distrust of the curtained bed&mdash;distrust which shaped itself into no distinct idea, but which was powerful enough, in its very vagueness, to bind him down to his chair, to make his heart beat fast, and to set him listening intently. No sound stirred in the room but the familiar sound of the rain against the window, louder and sharper now than he had heard it yet. Still the vague distrust, the inexpressible dread possessed him, and kept him in his chair. He had put his carpet-bag on the table, when he first entered the room; and he now took the key from his pocket, reached out his hand softly, opened the bag, and groped in it for his travelling writing-case, in which he knew that there was a small store of matches. When he had got one of the matches, he waited before he struck it on the coarse wooden table, and listened intently again, without knowing why. Still there was no sound in the room but the steady, ceaseless, rattling sound of the rain. He lighted the candle again, without another moment of delay; and, on the instant of its burning up, the first object in the room that his eyes sought for was the curtained bed. Just before the light had been put out, he had looked in that direction, and had seen no change, no disarrangement of any sort, in the folds of the closely-drawn curtains. When he looked at the bed, now, he saw, hanging over the side of it, a long white hand. It lay perfectly motionless, midway on the side of the bed, where the curtain at the head and the curtain at the foot met. Nothing more was visible. The clinging curtains hid everything but the long white hand. He stood looking at it unable to stir, unable to call out; feeling nothing, knowing nothing; every faculty he possessed gathered up and lost in the one seeing faculty. How long that first panic held him he never could tell afterwards. It might have been only for a moment; it might have been for many minutes together. How he got to the bed&mdash;whether he ran to it headlong, or whether he approached it slowly&mdash;how he wrought himself up to unclose the curtains and look in, he never has remembered, and never will remember to his dying day. It is enough that he did go to the bed, and that he did look inside the curtains. The man had moved. One of his arms was outside the clothes; his face was turned a little on the pillow; his eyelids were wide open. Changed as to position, and as to one of the features, the face was otherwise, fearfully and wonderfully unaltered. The dead paleness and the dead quiet were on it still. One glance showed Arthur this&mdash;one glance, before he flew breathlessly to the door, and alarmed the house. The man whom the landlord called &amp;quot;Ben,&amp;quot; was the first to appear on the stairs. In three words, Arthur told him what had happened, and sent him for the nearest doctor. I, who tell you this story, was then staying with a medical friend of mine, in practice at Doncaster, taking care of his patients for him, during his absence in London; and I, for the time being, was the nearest doctor. They had sent for me from the Inn, when the stranger was taken ill in the afternoon; but I was not at home, and medical assistance was sought for elsewhere. When the man from The Two Robins rang the night-bell, I was just thinking of going to bed. Naturally enough, I did not believe a word of his story about &amp;quot;a dead man who had come to life again.&amp;quot; However, I put on my hat, armed myself with one or two bottles of restorative medicine, and ran to the Inn, expecting to find nothing more remarkable, when I got there, than a patient in a fit. My surprise at finding that the man had spoken the literal truth was almost, if not quite, equalled by my astonishment at finding myself face to face with Arthur Holliday as soon as I entered the bedroom. It was no time then for giving or seeking explanations. We just shook hands amazedly; and then I ordered everybody but Arthur out of the room, and hurried to the man on the bed. The kitchen fire had not been long out. There was plenty of hot water in the boiler, and plenty of flannel to be had. With these, with my medicines, and with such help as Arthur could render under my direction, I dragged the man, literally, out of the jaws of death. In less than an hour from the time when I had been called in, he was alive and talking in the bed on which he had been laid out to wait for the Coroner&amp;#039;s inquest. You will naturally ask me, what had been the matter with him; and I might treat you, in reply, to a long theory, plentifully sprinkled with, what the children call, hard words. I prefer telling you that, in this case, cause and effect could not be satisfactorily joined together by any theory whatever. There are mysteries in life, and the conditions of it, which human science has not fathomed yet; and I candidly confess to you, that, in bringing that man back to existence, I was, morally speaking, groping hap-hazard in the dark. I know (from the testimony of the doctor who attended him in the afternoon) that the vital machinery, so far as its action is appreciable by our senses, had, in this case, unquestionably stopped; and I am equally certain (seeing that I recovered him) that the vital principle was not extinct. When I add, that he had suffered from a long and complicated illness, and that his whole nervous system was utterly deranged, I have told you all I really know of the physical condition of my dead-alive patient at the Two Robins Inn. When he &amp;quot;came to,&amp;quot; as the phrase goes, he was a startling object to look at, with his colourless face, his sunken cheeks, his wild black eyes, and his long black hair. The first question he asked me about himself, when he could speak, made me suspect that I had been called in to a man in my own profession. I mentioned to him my surmise; and he told me that I was right. He said he had come last from Paris, where he had been attached to a hospital. That he had lately returned to England, on his way to Edinburgh, to continue his studies; that he had been taken ill on the journey; and that he had stopped to rest and recover himself at Doncaster. He did not add a word about his name, or who he was: and, of course, I did not question him on the subject. All I inquired, when he ceased speaking, was what branch of the profession he intended to follow. &amp;quot;Any branch,&amp;quot; he said bitterly, &amp;quot;which will put bread into the mouth of a poor man.&amp;quot; At this, Arthur, who had been hitherto watching him in silent curiosity, burst out impetuously in his usual good-humoured way: &amp;quot;My dear fellow!&amp;quot; (everybody was &amp;quot;my dear fellow&amp;quot; with Arthur) &amp;quot;now you have come to life again, don&amp;#039;t begin by being down-hearted about your prospects. I&amp;#039;ll answer for it, I can help you to some capital thing in the medical line or, if I can&amp;#039;t, I know my father can.&amp;quot; The medical student looked at him steadily. &amp;quot;Thank you,&amp;quot; he said coldly. Then added, &amp;quot;May I ask who your father is?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s well enough known all about this part of the country,&amp;quot; replied Arthur. &amp;quot;He is a great manufacturer, and his name is Holliday.&amp;quot; My hand was on the man&amp;#039;s wrist during this brief conversation. The instant the name of Holliday was pronounced I felt the pulse under my fingers flutter, stop, go on suddenly with a bound, and beat afterwards, for a minute or two, at the fever rate. &amp;quot;How did you come here?&amp;quot; asked the stranger, quickly, excitably, passionately almost. Arthur related briefly what had happened from the time of his first taking the bed at the inn. &amp;quot;I am indebted to Mr. Holliday&amp;#039;s son then for the help that has saved my life,&amp;quot; said the medical student, speaking to himself, with a singular sarcasm in his voice. &amp;quot;Come here!&amp;quot; He held out, as he spoke, his long, white, bony right hand. &amp;quot;With all my heart,&amp;quot; said Arthur, taking the hand cordially. &amp;quot;I may confess it now,&amp;quot; he continued, laughing, &amp;quot;Upon my honour, you almost frightened me out of my wits.&amp;quot; The stranger did not seem to listen. His wild black eyes were fixed with a look of eager interest on Arthur&amp;#039;s face, and his long bony fingers kept tight hold of Arthur&amp;#039;s hand. Young Holliday, on his side, returned the gaze, amazed and puzzled by the medical student&amp;#039;s odd language and manners. The two faces were close together; I looked at them; and, to my amazement, I was suddenly impressed by the sense of a likeness between them&mdash;not in features, or complexion, but solely in expression. It must have been a strong likeness, or I should certainly not have found it out, for I am naturally slow at detecting resemblances between faces. &amp;quot;You have saved my life,&amp;quot; said the strange man, still looking hard in Arthur&amp;#039;s face, still holding tightly by his hand. &amp;quot;If you had been my own brother, you could not have done more for me than that.&amp;quot; He laid a singularly strong emphasis on those three words &amp;quot;my own brother,&amp;quot; and a change passed over his face as he pronounced them&mdash;a change that no language of mine is competent to describe. &amp;quot;I hope I have not done being of service to you yet,&amp;quot; said Arthur. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll speak to my father, as soon as I get home.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You seem to be fond and proud of your father,&amp;quot; said the medical student. &amp;quot;I suppose, in return, he is fond and proud of you?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Of course, he is!&amp;quot; answered Arthur, laughing. &amp;quot;Is there anything wonderful in that? Isn&amp;#039;t your father fond&mdash;&amp;quot; The stranger suddenly dropped young Holliday&amp;#039;s hand, and turned his face away. &amp;quot;I beg your pardon,&amp;quot; said Arthur. &amp;quot;I hope I have not unintentionally pained you. I hope you have not lost your father?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t well lose what I have never had,&amp;quot; retorted the medical student, with a harsh mocking laugh. &amp;quot;What you have never had!&amp;quot; The strange man suddenly caught Arthur&amp;#039;shand again, suddenly looked once more hard in his face. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; he said, with a repetition of the bitter laugh. &amp;quot;You have brought a poor devil back into the world, who has no business there. Do I astonish you? Well! I have a fancy of my own for telling you what men in my situation generally keep a secret. I have no name and no father. The merciful law of Society tells me I am Nobody&amp;#039;s Son! Ask your father if he will be my father too, and help me on in life with the family name.&amp;quot; Arthur looked at me, more puzzled than ever. I signed to him to say nothing, and then laid my fingers again on the man&amp;#039;s wrist. No! In spite of the extraordinary speech that he had just made, he was not, as I had been disposed to suspect, beginning to get light-headed. His pulse, by this time had fallen back to a quiet, slow beat, and his skin was moist and cool. Not a symptom of fever or agitation about him. Finding that neither of us answered him, he turned to me, and began talking of the extraordinary nature of his case, and asking my advice about the future course of medical treatment to which he ought to subject himself. I said the matter required careful thinking over, and suggested that I should submit certain prescriptions to him the next morning. He told me to write them at once, as he would, most likely, be leaving Doncaster, in the morning, before I was up. It was quite useless to represent to him the folly and danger of such a proceeding as this. He heard me politely and patiently, but held to his resolution, without offering any reasons or any explanations, and repeated to me, that if I wished to give him a chance of seeing my prescription, I must write it at once. Hearing this, Arthur volunteered the loan of a travelling writing-case, which, he said, he had with him; and, bringing it to the bed, shook the notepaper out of the pocket of the case forthwith in his usual careless way. With the paper, there fell out on the counterpane of the bed a small packet of sticking-plaster, and a little water-colour drawing of a landscape. The medical student took up the drawing and looked at it. His eye fell on some initials neatly written, in cypher, in one corner. He started, and trembled; his pale face grew whiter than ever; his wild black eyes turned on Arthur, and looked through and through him. &amp;quot;A pretty drawing,&amp;quot; he said, in a remarkably quiet tone of voice. &amp;quot;Ah! and done by such a pretty girl,&amp;quot; said Arthur. &amp;quot;Oh, such a pretty girl! I wish it was not a landscape&mdash;I wish it was a portrait of her!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You admire her very much?&amp;quot; Arthur, half in jest, half in earnest, kissed his hand for answer. &amp;quot;Love at first sight!&amp;quot; he said, putting the drawing away again. &amp;quot;But the course of it doesn&amp;#039;t run smooth. It&amp;#039;s the old story. She&amp;#039;s monopolised as usual. Trammelled by a rash engagement to some poor man who is never likely to get money enough to marry her. It was lucky I heard of it in time, or I should certainly have risked a declaration when she gave me that drawing. Here, doctor! Here is pen, ink, and paper all ready for you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;When she gave you that drawing? Gave it. Gave it.&amp;quot; He repeated the words slowly to himself, and suddenly closed his eyes. A momentary distortion passed across his face, and I saw one of his hands clutch up the bedclothes and squeeze them hard. I thought he was going to be ill again, and begged that there might be no more talking. He opened his eyes when I spoke, fixed them once more searchingly on Arthur, and said, slowly and distinctly, &amp;quot;You like her, and she likes you. The poor man may die out of your way. Who can tell that she may not give you herself as well as her drawing, after all?&amp;quot; Before young Holliday could answer, he turned to me, and said in a whisper, &amp;quot;Now for the prescription.&amp;quot; From that time, though he spoke to Arthur again, he never looked at him more. When I had written the prescription, he examined it, approved of it, and then us both by abruptly wishing us good night. I offered to sit up with him, and he shook his head. Arthur offered to sit up with him, and he said, shortly, with his face turned away, &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; I insisted on having somebody left to watch him. He gave way when he found I was determined, and said he would accept the services of the waiter at the inn. &amp;quot;Thank you, both,&amp;quot; he said, as we rose to go. &amp;quot;I have one last favour to ask&mdash;not of you, doctor, for I leave you to exercise your professional discretion&mdash;but of Mr. Holliday.&amp;quot; His eyes, while he spoke, still rested steadily on me, and never once turned towards Arthur. &amp;quot;I beg that Mr. Holliday will not mention to any one&mdash;least of all to his father &mdash;the events that have occurred, and the words that have passed, in this room. I entreat him to bury me in his memory, as, but for him, I might have been buried in my grave. I cannot give my reasons for making this strange request. I can only implore him to grant it.&amp;quot; His voice faltered for the first time, and he hid his face on the pillow. Arthur, completely bewildered, gave the required pledge. I took young Holliday away with me, immediately afterwards, to the house of my friend; determining to go back to the inn, and to see the medical student again before he had left in the morning. I returned to the inn at eight o&amp;#039;clock, purposely abstaining from waking Arthur, who was sleeping off the past night&amp;#039;s excitement on one of my friend&amp;#039;s sofas. A suspicion had occurred to me, as soon as I was alone in my bedroom, which made me resolve that Holliday and the stranger whose life he had saved should not meet again, if I could prevent it. I have already alluded to certain reports, or scandals, which I knew of, relating to the early life of Arthur&amp;#039;s father. While I was thinking, in my bed, of what had passed at the Inn&mdash;of the change in the student&amp;#039;s pulse when he heard the name of Holliday; of the resemblance of expression that I had discovered between his face and Arthur&amp;#039;s; of the emphasis he had laid on those three words, &amp;quot;my own brother;&amp;quot; and of his incomprehensible acknowledgment of his own illegitimacy&mdash;while I was thinking of these things, the reports I have mentioned suddenly flew into my mind, and linked themselves fast to the chain of my previous reflections. Something within me whispered, &amp;quot;It is best that those two young men should not meet again.&amp;quot; I felt it before I slept; I felt it when I woke; and I went as I told you, alone to the Inn the next morning. I had missed my only opportunity of seeing my nameless patient again. He had been gone nearly an hour when I inquired for him. I have now told you everything that I know for certain, in relation to the man whom I brought back to life in the double-bedded room of the Inn at Doncaster. What I have next to add is matter for inference and surmise, and is not, strictly speaking, matter of fact. I have to tell you, first, that the medical student turned out to be strangely and unaccountably right in assuming it as more than probable that Arthur Holliday would marry the young lady who had given him the water-colour drawing of the landscape. That marriage took place a little more than a year after the events occurred which I have just been relating. The young couple came to live in the neighbourhood in which I was then established in practice. I was present at the wedding, and was rather surprised to find that Arthur was singularly reserved with me, both before and after his marriage on the subject of the young lady&amp;#039;s prior engagement. He only referred to it once when we were alone, merely telling me, on that occasion, that his wife had done all that honour and duty required of her in the matter, and that the engagement had been broken off with the full approval of her parents. I never heard more from him than this. For three years he and his wife lived together happily. At the expiration of that time, the symptoms of a serious illness first declared themselves in Mrs. Arthur Holliday. It turned out to be a long, lingering, hopeless malady. I attended her throughout. We had been great friends when she was well, and we became more attached to each other than ever when she was ill. I had many long and interesting conversations with her in the intervals when she suffered least. The result of one of those conversations I may briefly relate, leaving you to draw any inferences from it that you please. The interview to which I refer, occurred shortly before her death. I called one evening, as usual, and found her alone, with a look in her eyes which told me that she had been crying. She only informed me at first, that she had been depressed in spirits; but, by little and little, she became more communicative, and confessed to me that she had been looking over some old letters, which had been addressed to her, before she had seen Arthur, by a man to whom she had been engaged to be married. I asked her how the engagement came to be broken off. She replied that it had not been broken off, but that it had died out in a very mysterious way. The person to whom she was engaged&mdash; her first love, she called him&mdash;was very poor, and there was no immediate prospect of their being married. He followed my profession, and went abroad to study. They had corresponded regularly, until the time when, as she believed, he had returned to England. From that period she heard no more of him. He was of a fretful, sensitive temperament; and she feared that she might have inadvertently done or said something that offended him. However that might be, he had never written to her again; and, after waiting a year, she had married Arthur. I asked when the first estrangement had begun, and found that the time at which she ceased to hear anything of her first lover exactly corresponded with the time at which I had been called in to my mysterious patient at The Two Robins Inn. A fortnight after that conversation, she died. In course of time, Arthur married again. Of late years, he has lived principally in London, and I have seen little or nothing of him. I have many years to pass over before I can approach to anything like a conclusion of this fragmentary narrative. And even when that later period is reached, the little that I have to say will not occupy your attention for more than a few minutes. Between six and seven years ago, the gentleman to whom I introduced you in this room, came to me, with good professional recommendations, to fill the position of my assistant. We met, not like strangers, but like friends&mdash;the only difference between us being, that I was very much surprised to see him, and that he did not appear to be at all surprised to see me. If he was my son, or my brother I believe he could not be fonder of me than he is; but he has never volunteered any confidences since he has been here, on the subject of his past life. I saw something that was familiar to me in his face when we first met; and yet it was also something that suggested the idea of change. I had a notion once that my patient at the Inn might be a natural son of Mr. Holliday&amp;#039;s; I had another idea that he might also have been the man who was engaged to Arthur&amp;#039;s first wife; and I have a third idea, still clinging to me, that Mr. Lorn is the only man in England who could really enlighten me, if he chose, on both those doubtful points. His hair is not black, now, and his eyes are dimmer than the piercing eyes that I remember, but, for all that, he is very like the nameless medical student of my young days&mdash;very like him. And, sometimes, when I come home late at night, and find him asleep, and wake him, he looks, in coming to, wonderfully like the stranger at Doncaster, as he raised himself in the bed on that memorable night! The doctor paused. Mr. Goodchild who had been following every word that fell from his lips, up to this time, leaned forward eagerly to ask a question. Before he could say a word, the latch of the door was raised, without any warning sound of footsteps in the passage outside. A long, white, bony hand appeared through the opening, gently pushing the door, which was prevented from working freely on its hinges by a fold in the carpet under it. &amp;quot;That hand! Look at that hand, Doctor!&amp;quot; said Mr. Goodchild, touching him. At the same moment, the doctor looked at Mr. Goodchild, and whispered to him, significantly: &amp;quot;Hush! he has come back.&amp;quot;</td><td>18571010</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/5/No.II_The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices/1857-10-10-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No2.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>231</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/231</td><td>No.III, 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'</td><td></td><td>Published in &lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;/em&gt; Vol. XVI, No. 394, 17 October 1857, pp. 361-367.</td><td>Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online, &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-361.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-xvi/page-361.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1857-10-17&quot;&gt;1857-10-17&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>Scanned material from &lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; www.djo.org.uk. Available under CC BY licence.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Short+story&quot;&gt;Short story&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1857-10-17-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No3</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Dickens, Charles and Wilkie Collins. No.III 'The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices'.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Search&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;. Eds. Emily Bell and Lydia Craig.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Accessed [date].&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/short-stories/1857-10-10-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No3&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/short-stories/1857-10-10-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>The Cumberland Doctor&amp;#039;s mention of Doncaster Races, inspired Mr. Francis Goodchild with the idea of going down to Doncaster to see the races. Doncaster being a good way off, and quite out of the way of the Idle Apprentices (if anything could be out of their way, who had no way), it necessarily followed that Francis perceived Doncaster in the race-week to be, of all possible idlenesses, the particular idleness that would completely satisfy him. Thomas, with an enforced idleness grafted on the natural and voluntary power of his disposition, was not of this mind ; objecting that a man compelled to lie on his back on a floor, a sofa, a table, a line of chairs, or anything he could get to lie upon, was not in racing condition, and that he desired nothing better than to lie where he was, enjoying himself in looking at the flies on the ceiling. But, Francis Goodchild, who had been walking round his companion in a circuit of twelve miles for two days, and had begun to doubt whether it was reserved for him ever to be idle in his life, not only overpowered this objection, but even converted Thomas Idle to a scheme he formed (another idle inspiration), of conveying the said Thomas to the sea-coast, and putting his injured leg under a stream of salt-water. Plunging into this happy conception head-foremost, Mr. Goodchild immediately referred to the county-map, and ardently discovered that the most delicious piece of sea- coast to be found within the limits of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, The Isle of Man, and the Channel Islands, all summed up together, was Allonby on the coast of Cumberland. There was the coast of Scotland opposite to Allonby, said Mr. Goodchild with enthusiasm; there was a fine Scottish mountain on that Scottish coast; there were Scottish lights to be seen shining across the glorious Channel, and at Allonby itself there was every idle luxury (no doubt), that a watering-place could offer to the heart of idle man. Moreover, said Mr. Goodchild, with his finger on the map, this exquisite retreat was approached by a coach-road, from a railway- station called Aspatria&mdash;a name, in a manner, suggestive of the departed glories of Greece, associated with one of the most engaging and most famous of Greek women. On this point, Mr. Goodchild continued at intervals to breathe a vein of classic fancy and eloquence exceedingly irksome to Mr. Idle, until it appeared that the honest English pronunciation of that Cumberland country shortened Aspatria into &amp;quot;Spatter.&amp;quot; After this supplementary discovery, Mr. Goodchild said no more about it. By way of Spatter, the crippled Idle was carried, hoisted, pushed, poked, and packed, into and out of carriages, into and out of beds, into and out of tavern resting-places, until he was brought at length within sniff of the sea. And now, behold the apprentices gallantly riding into Allonby in a one-horse fly, bent upon staying in that peaceful marine valley until the turbulent Doncaster time shall come round upon the wheel, in its turn among what are in sporting registers called the &amp;quot;Fixtures&amp;quot; for the month. &amp;quot;Do you see Allonby ? &amp;quot; asked Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t see it yet,&amp;quot; said Francis, looking out of window. &amp;quot;It must be there,&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t see it,&amp;quot; returned Francis. &amp;quot;It must be there,&amp;quot; repeated Thomas Idle, fretfully. &amp;quot;Lord bless me!&amp;quot; exclaimed Francis, drawing in his head, &amp;quot;I suppose this is it!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A watering-place,&amp;quot; retorted Thomas Idle, with the pardonable sharpness of an invalid, &amp;quot;can&amp;#039;t be five gentlemen in straw-hats, on a form on one side of a door, and four ladies in hats and falls, on a form on another side of a door, and three geese in a dirty little brook before them, and a boy&amp;#039;s legs hanging over a bridge (with a boy&amp;#039;s body I suppose on the other side of the parapet), and a donkey running away. What are you talking about?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Allonby, gentlemen,&amp;quot; said the most comfortable of landladies, as she opened one door of the carriage; &amp;quot;Allonby, gentlemen,&amp;quot; said the most attentive of landlords, as he opened the other. Thomas Idle yielded his arm to the ready Goodchild, and descended from the vehicle. Thomas, now just able to grope his way along, in a doubled-up condition, with the aid of two thick sticks, was no bad embodiment of Commodore Trunnion, or of one of those many gallant Admirals of the stage, who have all ample fortunes, gout, thick-sticks, tempers, wards, and nephews. With this distinguished naval appearance upon him, Thomas made a crab-like progress up a clean little bulk-headed staircase, into a clean little bulk-headed room, where he slowly deposited himself on a sofa, with a stick on either hand of him, looking exceedingly grim. &amp;quot;Francis,&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle, &amp;quot;what do you think of this place?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I think,&amp;quot; returned Mr. Goodchild, in a glowing way, &amp;quot;it is everything we expected.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hah!&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle. &amp;quot;There is the sea,&amp;quot; cried Mr. Goodchild, pointing out of window; &amp;quot;and here,&amp;quot; pointing to the lunch on the table, &amp;quot;are shrimps. Let us&mdash; &amp;quot; here Mr. Goodchild looked out of window, as if in search of something, and looked in again,&mdash;&amp;quot;let us eat &amp;#039;em.&amp;quot; The shrimps eaten and the dinner ordered, Mr. Goodchild went out to survey the watering-place. As Chorus of the drama without whom Thomas could make nothing of the scenery, he by-and-bye returned, to have the following report screwed out of him. In brief, it was the most delightful place ever seen. &amp;quot;But,&amp;quot; Thomas Idle asked, &amp;quot;where is it?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s what you may call generally up and down the beach, here and there,&amp;quot; said Mr. Goodchild, with a twist of his hand. &amp;quot;Proceed,&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle. It was, Mr. Goodchild went on to say, in cross-examination, what you might call a primitive place. Large? No, it was not large. Who ever expected it would be large? Shape? What a question to ask! No shape. What sort of a street? Why, no street. Shops? Yes, of course (quite indignant). How many? Who ever went into a place to count the shops? Ever so many. Six? Perhaps. A library? Why, of course! (indignant again). Good collection of books? Most likely couldn&amp;#039;t say had seen nothing in it but a pair of scales. Any reading-room? Of course, there was a reading-room. Where? Where! why, over there. Where was over there? Why, there! Let Mr. Idle carry his eye to that bit of waste-ground above high water-mark, where the rank grass and loose stones were most in a litter; and he would see a sort of a long ruinous brick loft, next door to a ruinous brick outhouse, which loft had a ladder outside, to get up by. That was the reading-room, and if Mr. Idle didn&amp;#039;t like the idea of a weaver&amp;#039;s shuttle throbbing under a reading-room, that was his look out. He was not to dictate, Mr. Goodchild supposed (indignant again), to the company. &amp;quot;By-the-bye,&amp;quot; Thomas Idle observed; &amp;quot;the company?&amp;quot; Well! (Mr. Goodchild went on to report) very nice company. Where were they? Why, there they were. Mr. Idle could see the tops of their hats, he supposed. What? Those nine straw hats again, five gentlemen&amp;#039;s and four ladies&amp;#039;? Yes, to be sure. Mr. Goodchild hoped the company were not to be expected to wear helmets, to please Mr. Idle. Beginning to recover his temper at about this point, Mr. Goodchild voluntarily reported that if you wanted to be primitive, you could be primitive here, and that if you wanted to be idle, you could be idle here. In the course of some days, he added, that there were three fishing-boats, but no rigging, and that there were plenty of fishermen who never fished. That they got their living entirely by looking at the ocean. What nourishment they looked out of it to support their strength, he couldn&amp;#039;t say; but, he supposed it was some sort of Iodine. The place was full of their children, who were always upside down on the public buildings (two small bridges over the brook), and always hurting themselves or one another, so that their wailings made more continual noise in the air than could have been got in a busy place. The houses people lodged in, were nowhere in particular, and were in capital accordance with the beach; being all more or less cracked and damaged as its shells were, and all empty&mdash;as its shells were. Among them, was an edifice of destitute appearance, with a number of wall-eyed windows in it, looking desperately out to Scotland as if for help, which said it was a Bazaar (and it ought to know), and where you might buy anything you wanted&mdash;supposing what you wanted, was a little camp-stool or a child&amp;#039;s wheelbarrow. The brook crawled or stopped between the houses and the sea, and the donkey was always running away, and when he got into the brook he was pelted out with stones, which never hit him, and which always hit some of the children who were upside down on the public buildings, and made their lamentations louder. This donkey was the public excitement of Allonby, and was probably supported at the public expense. The foregoing descriptions, delivered in separate items, on separate days of adventurous discovery, Mr. Goodchild severally wound up, by looking out of window, looking in again, and saying, &amp;quot;But there is the sea, and here are the shrimps&mdash;let us eat &amp;#039;em.&amp;quot; There were fine sunsets at Allonby when the low flat beach, with its pools of water and its dry patches, changed into long bars of silver and gold in various states of burnishing, and there were fine viewsl&mdash;on fine days&mdash;of the Scottish coast. But, when it rained at Allonby, Allonby thrown back upon its ragged self, became a kind of place which the donkey seemed to have found out, and to have his highly sagacious reasons for wishing to bolt from. Thomas Idle observed, too, that Mr. Goodchild, with a noble show of disinterestedness, became every day more ready to walk to Maryport and back, for letters; and suspicions began to harbour in the mind of Thomas, that his friend deceived him, and that Maryport was a preferable place. Therefore, Thomas said to Francis on a day when they had looked at the sea and eaten the shrimps, &amp;quot;My mind misgives me, Goodchild, that you go to Maryport, like the boy in the story-book, to ask it to be idle with you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Judge, then,&amp;quot; returned Francis, adopting the style of the story-book, &amp;quot;with what success. I go to a region which is a bit of water-side Bristol, with a slice of Wapping, a seasoning of Wolverhampton, and a garnish of Portsmouth, and I say, &amp;#039;Will you come and be idle with me?&amp;#039; And it answers, &amp;#039;No; for I am a great deal too vaporous, and a great deal too rusty, and a great deal too muddy, and a great deal too dirty altogether; and I have ships to load, and pitch and tar to boil, and iron to hammer, and steam to get up, and smoke to make, and stone to quarry, and fifty other disagreeable things to do, and I can&amp;#039;t be idle with you.&amp;#039; Then I go into jagged up-hill and down-hill streets, where l am in the pastrycook&amp;#039;s shop at one moment, and next moment in savage fastnesses of moor and morass, beyond the confines of civilisation, and I say to those murky and black-dusky streets, &amp;#039;Will you come and be idle with me?&amp;#039; To which they reply, &amp;#039;No, we can&amp;#039;t, indeed, for we haven&amp;#039;t the spirits, and we are startled by the echo of your feet on the sharp pavement, and we have so many goods in our shop-windows which nobody wants, and we have so much to do for a limited public which never comes to us to be done for, that we are altogether out of sorts and can&amp;#039;t enjoy ourselves with any one.&amp;#039; So I go to the Post-office, and knock at the shutter, and I say to the Post-master, &amp;#039;Will you come and be idle with me?&amp;#039; To which he rejoins, &amp;#039;No, I really can&amp;#039;t, for I live, as you may see, in such a very little Post-office, and pass my life behind such a very little shutter, that my hand, when I put it out, is as the hand of a giant crammed through the window of a dwarf&amp;#039;s house at a fair, and I am a mere Post-office anchorite in a cell much too small for him, and I can&amp;#039;t get out, and I can&amp;#039;t get in, and I have no space to be idle in, even if I would.&amp;#039; So, the boy,&amp;quot; said Mr. Goodchild, concluding the tale, &amp;quot;comes back with the letters after all, and lives happy never afterwards.&amp;quot; But it may, not unreasonably, be asked&mdash;while Francis Goodchild was wandering hither and thither, storing his mind with perpetual observation of men and things, and sincerely believing himself to be the laziest creature in existence all the time&mdash;how did Thomas Idle, crippled and confined to the house, contrive to get through the hours of the day? Prone on the sofa, Thomas made no attempt to get through the hours, but passively allowed the hours to get through him. Where other men in his situation would have read books and improved their minds, Thomas slept and rested his body. Where other men would have pondered anxiously over their future prospects, Thomas dreamed lazily of his past life. The one solitary thing he did, which most other people would have done in his place, was to resolve on making certain alterations and improvements in his mode of existence, as soon as the effects of the misfortune that had overtaken him had all passed away. Remembering that the current of his life had hitherto oozed along in one smooth stream of laziness, occasionally troubled on the surface by a slight passing ripple of industry, his present ideas on the subject of self-reform, inclined him&mdash;not as the reader may be disposed to imagine, to project schemes for a new existence of enterprise and exertion&mdash;but, on the contrary, to resolve that he would never, if he could possibly help it, be active or industrious again, throughout the whole of his future career. It is due to Mr. Idle to relate that his mind sauntered towards this peculiar conclusion on distinct and logically-producible grounds. After reviewing, quite at his ease, and with many needful intervals of repose, the generally-placid spectacle of his past existence, he arrived at the discovery that all the great disasters which had tried his patience and equanimity in early life, had been caused by his having allowed himself to be deluded into imitating some pernicious example of activity and industry that had been set him by others. The trials to which he here alludes were three in number, and may be thus reckoned up: First, the disaster of being an unpopular and a thrashed boy at school; secondly, the disaster of falling seriously ill; thirdly, the disaster of becoming acquainted with a great bore. The first disaster occurred after Thomas had been an idle and a popular boy at school, for some happy years. One Christmas-time, he was stimulated by the evil example of a companion, whom he had always trusted and liked, to be untrue to himself, and to try for a prize at the ensuing half-yearly examination. He did try, and he got a prize&mdash;how, he did not distinctly know at the moment, and cannot remember now. No sooner, however, had the book&mdash;Moral Hints to the Young on the Value of Time&mdash;been placed in his hands, than the first troubles of his life began. The idle boys deserted him, as a traitor to their cause. The industrious boys avoided him, as a dangerous interloper; one of their number, who had always won the prize on previous occasions, expressing just resentment at the invasion of his privileges by calling Thomas into the play-ground, and then and there administering to him the first sound and genuine thrashing that he had received in his life. Unpopular from that moment, as a beaten boy, who belonged to no side and was rejected by all parties, young Idle soon lost caste with his masters, as he had previously lost caste with his school-fellows. He had forfeited the comfortable reputation ot being the one lazy member of the youthful community whom it was quite hopeless to punish. Never again did he hear the head-master say reproachfully to an industrious boy who had committed a fault, &amp;quot;I might have expected this in Thomas Idle, but it is inexcusable, sir, in you, who know better.&amp;quot; Never more, after winning that fatal prize, did he escape the retributive imposition, or the avenging birch. From that time, the masters made him work, and the boys would not let him play. From that time his social position steadily declined, and his life at school became a perpetual burden to him. So, again, with the second disaster. While Thomas was lazy, he was a model of health. His first attempt at active exertion and his first suffering from severe illness are connected together by the intimate relations of cause and effect. Shortly after leaving school, he accompanied a party of friends to a cricket-field, in his natural and appropriate character of spectator only. On the ground it was discovered that the players fell short of the required number, and facile Thomas was persuaded to assist in making up the complement. At a certain appointed time, he was roused from peaceful slumber in a dry ditch, and placed before three wickets with a bat in his hand. Opposite to him, behind three more wickets, stood one of his bosom friends, filling the situation (as he was informed) of bowler. No words can describe Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s horror and amazement, when he saw this young man&mdash;on ordinary occasions, the meekest and mildest of human beings&mdash;suddenly contract his eyebrows, compress his lips, assume the aspect of an infuriated savage, run back a few steps, then run forward, and, without the slightest previous provocation, hurl a detestably hard ball with all his might straight at Thomas&amp;#039;s legs. Stimulated to preternatural activity of body and sharpness of eye by the instinct of self preservation, Mr. Idle contrived, by jumping deftly aside at the right moment, and by using his bat (ridiculously narrow as it was for the purpose) as a shield, to preserve his life and limbs from the dastardly attack that had been made on both, to leave the full force of the deadly missile to strike his wicket instead of his leg; and to end the innings, so far as his side was concerned, by being immediately bowled out. Grateful for his escape he was about to return to the dry ditch, when he was peremptorily stopped, and told that the other side was &amp;quot;going in,&amp;quot; and that he was expected to &amp;quot;field.&amp;quot; His conception of the whole art and mystery of &amp;quot;fielding,&amp;quot; may be summed up in the three words of serious advice which he privately administered to himself on that trying occasion&mdash;avoid the ball. Fortified by this sound and salutary principle, he took his own course, impervious alike to ridicule and abuse. Whenever the ball came near him, he thought of his shins, and got out of the way immediately. &amp;quot;Catch it!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Stop it!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pitch it up!&amp;quot; were cries that passed by him like the idle wind that he regarded not. He ducked under it, he jumped over it, he whisked himself away from it on either side. Never once, throughout the whole innings did he and the ball come together on anything approaching to intimate terms. The unnatural activity of body which was necessarily called forth for the accomplishment of this result threw Thomas Idle, for the first time in his life, into a perspiration. The perspiration, in consequence of his want of practice in the management of that particular result of bodily activity, was suddenly checked; the inevitable chill succeeded; and that, in its turn, was followed by a fever. For the first time since his birth, Mr. Idle found himself confined to his bed for many weeks together, wasted and worn by a long illness, of which his own disastrous muscular exertion had been the sole first cause. The third occasion on which Thomas found reason to reproach himself bitterly for the mistake of having attempted to be industrious, was connected with his choice of a calling in life. Having no interest in the Church, he appropriately selected the next best profession for a lazy man in England&mdash;the Bar. Although the Benchers of the Inns of Court have lately abandoned their good old principles, and oblige their students to make some show of studying, in Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s time no such innovation as this existed. Young men who aspired to the honourable title of barrister were, very properly, not asked to learn anything of the law, but were merely required to eat a certain number of dinners at the table of their Hall, and to pay a certain sum of money; and were called to the Bar as soon as they could prove that they had sufficiently complied with these extremely sensible regulations. Never did Thomas move more harmoniously in concert with his elders and betters than when he was qualifying himself for admission among the barristers of his native country. Never did he feel more deeply what real laziness was in all the serene majesty of its nature, than on the memorable day when he was called to the bar, after having carefully abstained from opening his law-books during his period of probation, except to fall asleep over them. How he could ever again have become industrious, even for the shortest period, after that great reward conferred upon his idleness, quite passes his comprehension. The kind benchers did everything they could to show him the folly of exerting himself. They wrote out his probationary exercise for him, and never expected him even to take the trouble of reading it through when it was written. They invited him, with seven other choice spirits as lazy as himself, to come and be called to the bar, while they were sitting over their wine and fruit after dinner. They put his oaths of allegiance, and his dreadful official denunciations of the Pope and the Pretender so gently into his mouth, that he hardly knew how the words got there. They wheeled all their chairs softly round from the table, and sat surveying the young barristers with their backs to their bottles, rather than stand up, or adjourn to hear the exercises read. And when Mr. Idle and the seven unlabouring neophytes, ranged in order, as a class, with their backs considerately placed against a screen, had begun, in rotation, to read the exercises which they had not written, even then, each Bencher, true to the great lazy principle of the whole proceeding, stopped each neophyte before he had stammered through his first line, and bowed to him, and told him politely that he was a barrister from that moment. This was all the ceremony. It was followed by a social supper, and by the presentation, in accordance with ancient custom, of a pound of sweetmeats and a bottle of Madeira, offered in the way of needful refreshment, by each grateful neophyte to each beneficent Bencher. It may seem inconceivable that Thomas should ever have forgotten the great do-nothing principle instilled by such a ceremony as this; but it is, nevertheless, true, that certain designing students of industrious habits found him out, took advantage of his easy humour, persuaded him that it was discreditable to be a barrister and to know nothing whatever about the law, and lured him, by the force of their own evil example, into a conveyancer&amp;#039;s chambers, to make up for lost time, and to qualify himself for practice at the Bar. After a fortnight of self- delusion, the curtain fell from his eyes; heresumed his natural character, and shut up his books. But the retribution which had hitherto always followed his little casual errors of industry followed them still. He could get away from the conveyancer&amp;#039;s chambers, but he could not get away from one of the pupils, who had taken a fancy to him,&mdash;a tall, serious, raw-boned, hard-working, disputatious pupil, with ideas of his own about reforming the Law of Real Property, who has been the scourge of Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s existence ever since the fatal day when he fell into the mistake of attempting to study the law. Before that time his friends were all sociable idlers like himself. Since that time the burden of bearing with a hard-working young man has become part of his lot in life. Go where he will now, he can never feel certain that the raw-boned pupil is not affectionately waiting for him round a corner, to tell him a little more about the Law of Real Property, Suffer as he may under the infliction, he can never complain, for he must always remember, with unavailing regret, that he has his own thoughtless industry to thank for first exposing him to the great social calamity of knowing a bore. These events of his past life, with the significant results that they brought about, pass drowsily through Thomas Idle&amp;#039;s memory, while he lies alone on the sofa at Allonby and elsewhere, dreaming away the time which his fellow-apprentice gets through so actively out of doors. Remembering the lesson of laziness which his past disasters teach, and bearing in mind also the fact that he is crippled in one leg because he exerted himself to go up a mountain, when he ought to have known that his proper course of conduct was to stop at the bottom of it, he holds now, and will for the future firmly continue to hold, by his new resolution never to be industrious again, on any pretence whatever, for the rest of his life. The physical results of his accident have been related in a previous chapter. The moral results now stand on record; and, with the enumeration of these, that part of the present narrative which is occupied by the Episode of The Sprained Ankle may now perhaps be considered, in all its aspects, as finished and complete. &amp;quot;How do you propose that we get through, this present afternoon and evening?&amp;quot; demanded Thomas Idle, after two or three hours of the foregoing reflections at Allonby. Mr. Goodchild faultered, looked out of window, looked in again, and said, as he had so often said before, &amp;quot;There is the sea, and here are the shrimps;&mdash;let us eat &amp;#039;em!&amp;quot; But, the wise donkey was at that moment in the act of bolting: not with the irresolution of his previous efforts which had been wanting in sustained force of character, but with real vigor of purpose: shaking the dust off his mane and hind-feet at Allonby, and tearing away from it, as if he had nobly made up his mind that he never would be taken alive. At sight of this inspiring spectacle, which was visible from his sofa, Thomas Idle stretched his neck and dwelt upon it rapturously. &amp;quot;Francis Goodchild,&amp;quot; he then said, turning to his companion with a solemn air, &amp;quot; this is a delightful little Inn, excellently kept by the most comfortable of landladies and the most attentive of landlords, but&mdash;the donkey&amp;#039;s right!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The words, &amp;quot;There is the sea, and here are the&mdash;,&amp;quot; again trembled on the lips of Goodchild, unaccompanied however by any sound. &amp;quot;Let us instantly pack the portmanteaus,&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle, &amp;quot; pay the bill, and order a fly out, with instructions to the driver to follow the donkey!&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild, who had only wanted encouragement to disclose the real state of his feelings, and who had been pining beneath his weary secret, now burst into tears, and confessed that he thought another day in the place would be the death of him. So, the two idle apprentices followed the donkey until the night was far advanced. Whether he was recaptured by the town-council, or is bolting at this hour through the United Kingdom, they know not. They hope he may be still bolting; if so, their best wishes are with him. It entered Mr. Idle&amp;#039;s head, on the borders of Cumberland, that there could be no idler place to stay at, except by snatches of a few minutes each, than a railway station. &amp;quot; An intermediate station on a line&mdash;a junction&mdash;anything of that sort,&amp;quot; Thomas suggested. Mr. Goodchild approved of the idea as eccentric, and they journeyed on and on, until they came to such a station where there was an Inn. &amp;quot;Here,&amp;quot; said Thomas, &amp;quot; we may be luxuriously lazy; other people will travel for us, as it were, and we shall laugh at their folly.&amp;quot; It was a Junction-Station, where the wooden razors before mentioned shaved the air very often, and where the sharp electric-telegraph bell was in a very restless condition. All manner of cross-lines of rails came zig-zaging into it, like a Congress of iron vipers; and, a little way out of it, a pointsman in an elevated signal-box was constantly going through the motions of drawing immense quantities of beer at a public-house bar. In one direction, confused perspectives of embankments and arches were to be seen from the platform; in the other, the rails soon disentangled themselves into two tracks, and shot away under a bridge, and curved round a corner. Sidings were there, in which empty luggage- vans and cattle-boxes often butted against each other as if they couldn&amp;#039;t agree; and warehouses were there, in which great quantities of goods seemed to have taken the veil (of the consistency of tarpaulin), and to have retired from the world without any hope of getting back to it. Refreshment-rooms were there; one, for the hungry and thirsty Iron Locomotives where their coke and water were ready, and of good quality, for they were dangerous to play tricks with; the other, for the hungry and thirsty human Locomotives, who might take what they could get, and whose chief consolation was provided in the form of three terrific urns or vases of white metal, containing nothing, each forming a breastwork for a defiant and apparently much-injured woman. Established at this Station, Mr. Thomas Idle and Mr. Francis Goodchild resolved to enjoy it. But, its contrasts were very violent, and there was also an infection in it. First, as to its contrasts. They were only two, but they were Lethargy and Madness. The Station was either totally unconscious, or wildly raving. By day, in its unconscious state, it looked as if no life could come to it,&mdash;as if it were all rust, dust, and ashes&mdash;as if the last train for ever, had gone without issuing any Return-Tickets&mdash;as if the last Engine had uttered its last shriek and burst. One awkward shave of the air from the wooden razor, and everything changed. Tight office-doors flew open, panels yielded, books, newspapers, travelling-caps and wrappers broke out of brick walls, money chinked, conveyances oppressed by nightmares of luggage came careering into the yard, porters started up from secret places, ditto the much-injured women, the shining bell, who lived in a little tray on stilts by himself, flew into a man&amp;#039;s hand and clamoured violently. The pointsman aloft in the signal-box made the motions of drawing, with some difficulty, hogsheads of beer. Down Train! More beer. Up Train! More beer. Cross Junction Train! More beer. Cattle Train! More beer. Goods Train! Simmering, whistling, trembling, rumbling, thundering. Trains on the whole confusion of intersecting rails, crossing one another, bumping one another, hissing one another, backing to go forward, tearing into distance to come close. People frantic. Exiles seeking restoration to their native carriages, and banished to remoter climes. More beer and more bell. Then, in a minute, the Station relapsed into stupor as the stoker of the Cattle Train, the last to depart, went gliding out of it, wiping the long nose of his oil-can with a dirty pocket-handkerchief. By night, in its unconscious state, the station was not so much as visible. Something in the air, like an enterprising chemist&amp;#039;s established in business on one of the boughs of Jack&amp;#039;s beanstalk, was all that could be discerned of it under the stars. In a moment it would break out, a constellation of gas. In another moment, twenty rival chemists, on twenty rival beanstalks, carne into existence. Then, the Furies would be seen, waving their lurid torches up and down the confused perspectives of embankments and arches&mdash;would be heard, too, wailing and shrieking. Then, the Station would be full of palpitating trains, as in the day; with the heightening difference that they were not so clearly seen as in the day, whereas the station walls, starting forward under the gas, like a hippopotamus&amp;#039;s eyes, dazzled the human locomotives with the sauce-bottle, the cheap music, the bedstead, the distorted range of buildings where the patent safes are made, the gentleman in the rain with the registered umbrella, the lady returning from the ball with the registered respirator, and all their other embellishments. And now, the human locomotives, creased as to their countenances and purblind as to their eyes, would swarm forth in a heap, addressing themselves to the mysterious urns and the much-injured women; while the iron locomotives, dripping fire and water, shed their steam about plentifully, making the dull oxen in their cages, with heads depressed, and foam hanging from their mouths as their red looks glanced fearfully at the surrounding terrors, seem as though they had been drinking at half-frozen waters and were hung with icicles. Through the same steam would be caught glimpses of their fellow-travellers, the sheep, getting their white kid faces together, away from the bars, and stuffing the interstices with trembling wool. Also, down among the wheels, of the man with the sledge-hammer, ringing the axles of the fast night-train; against whom the oxen have a misgiving that he is the man with the pole-axe who is to come by-and-bye, and so the nearest of them try to back, and get a purchase for a thrust at him through the bars. Suddenly, the bell would ring, the steam would stop with one hiss and a yell, the chemists on the beanstalks would be busy, the avenging Furies would bestir themselves, the fast night-train would melt from eye and ear, the other trains going their ways more slowly would be heard faintly rattling in the distance like old-fashioned watches running down, the sauce-bottle and cheap music retired from view, even the bedstead went to bed, and there was no such visible thing as the Station to vex the cool wind in its blowing, or perhaps the autumn lightning, as it found out the iron rails. The infection of the Station was this:&mdash;When it was in its raving state, the Apprentices found it impossible to be there, without labouring under the delusion that they were in a hurry. To Mr. Goodchild, whose ideas of idleness were so imperfect, this was no unpleasant hallucination, and accordingly that gentleman went through great exertions in yielding to it, and running up and down the platform, jostling everybody, under the impression that he had a highly important mission somewhere, and had not a moment to lose. But, to Thomas Idle, this contagion was so very unacceptable an incident of the situation, that he struck on the fourth day, and requested to be moved. &amp;quot;This place fills me with a dreadful sensation,&amp;quot; said Thomas, &amp;quot;of having something to do. Remove me, Francis.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Where would you like to go next? &amp;quot; was the question of the ever-engaging Goodchild. &amp;quot;I have heard there is a good old Inn at Lancaster, established in a fine old house: an Inn where they give you Bride-cake every day after dinner,&amp;quot; said Thomas Idle. &amp;quot; Let us eat Bride-cake without the trouble of being married, or of knowing anybody in that ridiculous dilemma.&amp;quot; Mr. Goodchild, with a lover&amp;#039;s sigh, assented. They departed from the Station in a violent hurry (for which, it is unnecessary to observe, there was not the least occasion), and were delivered at the fine old house at Lancaster, on the same night. It is Mr. Goodchild&amp;#039;s opinion, that if a visitor on his arrival at Lancaster could be accommodated with a pole which would push the opposite side of the street some yards farther off, it would be better for all parties. Protesting against being required to live in a trench, and obliged to speculate all day upon what the people can possibly be doing within a mysterious opposite window, which is a shop-window to look at, but not a shop-window in respect of its offering nothing for sale and declining to give any account whatever of itself, Mr. Goodchild concedes Lancaster to be a pleasant place. A place dropped in the midst of a charming landscape, a place with a fine ancient fragment of castle, a place of lovely walks, a place possessing staid old houses richly fitted with old Honduras mahagony, which has grown so dark with time that it seems to have got something of a retrospective mirror-quality into itself, and to show the visitor, in the depths of its grain, through all its polish, the hue of the wretched slaves who groaned long ago under old Lancaster merchants. And Mr. Goodchild adds that the stones of Lancaster do sometimes whisper, even yet, of rich men passed away&mdash;upon whose great prosperity some of these old doorways frowned sullen in the brightest weather&mdash;that their slave-gain turned to curses, as the Arabian Wizard&amp;#039;s money turned to leaves, and that no good ever came of it, even unto the third and fourth generations, until it was wasted and gone. It was a gallant sight to behold, the Sunday procession of the Lancaster elders to Church&mdash;all in black, and looking fearfully like a funeral without the Body&mdash;under the escort of Three Beadles. &amp;quot;Think,&amp;quot; said Francis, as he stood at the Inn window, admiring, &amp;quot;of being taken to the sacred edifice by three Beadles! I have, in my early time, been taken out of it by one Beadle; but, to be taken into it by three, O Thomas, is a distinction I shall never enjoy!&amp;quot;</td><td>18571017</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/5/No.III_The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices/1857-10-17-The_Lazy_Tour_of_Two_Idle_Apprentices_No3.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>227</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/227</td><td>The 1850 Christmas Number</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Published in&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Vol. II, No. 39, 21 December 1850, pp. 289-312.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-ii/page-289.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-ii/page-289.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1850-12-21&quot;&gt;1850-12-21&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1850-12-21-The_1850_Christmas_Number</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'A Christmas Tree' (No.1), pp. 289-295.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;William Blanchard Jerrold and William Henry (W.H.) Wills. 'Christmas in Lodgings' (No.2), pp. 295-298.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;James Hannay. 'Christmas in the Navy' (No.3), pp. 298-300.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Charles Knight. 'A Christmas Pudding' (No.4), pp. 300-304.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Frederick Knight Hunt. 'Christmas Among the London Poor and Sick' (No.5), pp. 304-305.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Joachim Heyward Siddons ('J. Stocqueler'). 'Christmas in India' (No.6), pp. 305-306.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dr. Robert McCormick and Charles Dickens. 'Christmas in the Frozen Regions' (No.7), pp. 306-309.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Samuel Sidney. 'Christmas Day in the Bush' (No.8), pp. 309-310.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Richard H. Horne. 'Household Christmas Carols' (No.9), pp. 310-312.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Dickens, Charles et. al.&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;1850 Christmas Number &lt;/i&gt;(21 December 1850).&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;Edited by Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. 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The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects. There were rosy-cheeked dolls, hiding behind the green leaves; there were real watches (with movable hands, at least, and an endless capacity of being wound up) dangling from innumerable twigs; there were French-polished tables, chairs, bedsteads, wardrobes, eight-day clocks, and various other articles of domestic furniture (wonderfully made, in tin, at Wolverhampton), perched among the boughs, as if in preparation for some fairy housekeeping; there were jolly, broad-faced little men, much more agreeable in appearance than many real men&mdash;and no wonder, for their heads took off, and showed them to be full of sugar-plums; there were fiddles and drums; there were tambourines, books, work-boxes, paint-boxes, sweetmeat-boxes, peep-show boxes, all kinds of boxes; there were trinkets for the elder girls, far brighter than any grown-up gold and jewels; there were baskets and pincushions in all devices; there were guns, swords, and banners; there were witches standing in enchanted rings of pasteboard, to tell fortunes; there were teetotums, humming-tops, needle-cases, pen-wipers, smelling-bottles, conversation cards, bouquet-holders; real fruit, made artificially dazzling with gold leaf; imitation apples, pears, and walnuts, crammed with surprises; in short, as a pretty child, before me, delightedly whispered to another pretty child, her bosom friend, &amp;quot;There was everything, and more.&amp;quot; This motley collection of odd objects, clustering on the tree like magic fruit, and flashing back the bright looks directed towards it from every side&mdash;some of the diamond-eyes admiring it were hardly on a level with the table, and a few were languishing in timid wonder on the bosoms of pretty mothers, aunts, and nurses&mdash;made a lively realisation of the fancies of childhood; and set me thinking how all the trees that grow and all the things that come into existence on the earth, have their wild adornments at that well-remembered time. Being now at home again, and alone, the only person in the house awake, my thoughts are drawn back, by a fascination which I do not care to resist, to my own childhood. I begin to consider, what do we all remember best upon the branches of the Christmas Tree of our own young Christmas days, by which we climbed to real life. Straight, in the middle of the room, cramped in the freedom of its growth by no encircling walls or soon-reached ceiling, a shadowy tree arises; and, looking up into the dreamy brightness of its top&mdash;for I observe, in this tree, the singular property that it appears to grow downward towards the earth&mdash;I look into my youngest Christmas recollections! All toys at first, I find. Up yonder, among the green holly and red berries, is the Tumbler with his hands in his pockets, who wouldn&amp;#039;t lie down, but whenever he was put upon the floor, persisted in rolling his fat body about, until he rolled himself still, and brought those lobster eyes of his to bear upon me&mdash;when I affected to laugh very much, but in my heart of hearts was extremely doubtful of him. Close beside him is that infernal snuff-box, out of which there sprang a demoniacal Counsellor in a black gown, with an obnoxious head of hair, and a red cloth mouth, wide open, who was not to be endured on any terms, but could not be put away either; for he used suddenly, in a highly magnified state, to fly out of Mammoth Snuff-boxes in dreams, when least expected. Nor is the frog with cobbler&amp;#039;s wax on his tail, far off; for there was no knowing where he wouldn&amp;#039;t jump; and when he flew over the candle, and came upon one&amp;#039;s hand with that spotted back&mdash;red on a green ground&mdash;he was horrible. The cardboard lady in a blue-silk skirt, who was stood up against the candlestick to dance, and whom I see on the same branch, was milder, and was beautiful; but I can&amp;#039;t say as much for the larger cardboard man, who used to be hung against the wall and pulled by a string; there was a sinister expression in that nose of his; and when he got his legs round his neck (which he very often did), he was ghastly, and not a creature to be alone with. When did that dreadful Mask first look at me? Who put it on, and why was I so frightened that the sight of it is an era in my life? It is not a hideous visage in itself; it is even meant to be droll; why then were its stolid features so intolerable? Surely not because it hid the wearer&amp;#039;s face. An apron would have done as much; and though I should have preferred even the apron away, it would not have been absolutely insupportable, like the mask? Was it the immovability of the mask? The doll&amp;#039;s face was immovable, but I was not afraid of her. Perhaps that fixed and set change coming over a real face, infused into my quickened heart some remote suggestion and dread of the universal change that is to come on every face, and make it still? Nothing reconciled me to it. No drummers, from whom proceeded a melancholy chirping on the turning of a handle; no regiment of soldiers, with a mute band, taken out of a box, and fitted, one by one, upon a stiff and lazy little set of lazy-tongs; no old woman, made of wires and a brown-paper composition, cutting up a pie for two small children; could give me permanent comfort, for a long time. Nor was it any satisfaction to be shown the Mask, and see that it was made of paper, or to have it locked up and be assured that no one wore it. The mere recollection of that fixed face, the mere knowledge of its existence anywhere, was sufficient to awake me in the night all perspiration and horror, with &amp;quot; O I know it&amp;#039;s coming! O the mask!&amp;quot; I never wondered what the dear old donkey with the panniers&mdash;there he is!&mdash;was made of, then! His hide was real to the touch, I recollect. And the great black horse with round red spots all over him&mdash;the horse that I could even get upon&mdash;I never wondered what had brought him to that strange condition, or thought that such a horse was not commonly seen at Newmarket. The four horses of no colour, next to him, that went into the waggon of cheeses, and could be taken out and stabled under the piano, appear to have bits of fur-tippet for their tails, and other bits for their manes, and to stand on pegs instead of legs, but it was not so when they were brought home for a Christmas present. They were all right, then; neither was their harness unceremoniously nailed into their chests, as appears to be the case now. The tinkling works of the music-cart, I did find out, to be made of quill tooth-picks and wire; and I always thought that little tumbler in his shirt sleeves, perpetually swarming up one side of a wooden frame, and coming down, head foremost, on the other, rather a weak-minded person&mdash;though good-natured; but the Jacob&amp;#039;s Ladder, next him, made of little squares of red wood, that went flapping and clattering over one another, each developing a different picture, and the whole enlivened by small bells, was a mighty marvel and a great delight. Ah! The Doll&amp;#039;s house!&mdash;of which I was not proprietor, but where I visited. I don&amp;#039;t admire the Houses of Parliament half so much as that stone-fronted mansion with real glass windows, and door-steps, and a real balcony&mdash;greener than I ever see now, except at watering-places; and even they afford but a poor imitation. And though it did open all at once, the entire house-front (which was a blow, I admit, as cancelling the fiction of a staircase), it was but to shut it up again, and I could believe. Even open, there were three distinct rooms in it: a sitting-room and bedroom, elegantly furnished, and, best of all, a kitchen, with uncommonly soft fire-irons, a plentiful assortment of diminutive utensils&mdash; oh, the warming-pan!&mdash;and a tin man-cook in profile, who was always going to fry two fish. What Barmecide justice have I done to the noble feasts wherein the set of wooden platters figured, each with its own peculiar delicacy, as a ham or turkey, glued tight on to it, and garnished with something green, which I recollect as moss! Could all the Temperance Societies of these later days, united, give me such a tea-drinking as I have had through the means of yonder little set of blue crockery, which really would hold liquid (it ran out of the small wooden cask, I recollect, and tasted of matches), and which made tea, nectar. And if the two legs of the ineffectual little sugar-tongs did tumble over one another, and want purpose, like Punch&amp;#039;s hands, what does it matter? And if I did once shriek out, as a poisoned child, and strike the fashionable company with consternation, by reason of having drunk a little teaspoon, inadvertently dissolved in too hot tea, I was never the worse for it, except by a powder! Upon the next branches of the tree, lower down, hard by the green roller and miniature gardening-tools, how thick the books begin to hang. Thin books, in themselves, at first, but many of them, and with deliciously smooth covers of bright red or green. What fat black letters to begin with! &amp;quot; A was an archer, and shot at a frog.&amp;quot; Of course he was. He was an apple-pie also, and there he is! He was a good many things in his time, was A, and so were most of his friends, except X, who had so little versatility, that I never knew him to get beyond Xerxes or Xantippe&mdash;like Y, who was always confined to a Yacht or a Yew Tree; and Z condemned for ever to be a Zebra or a Zany. But, now, the very tree itself changes, and becomes a bean-stalk&mdash;the marvellous bean-stalk up which Jack climbed to the Giant&amp;#039;s house! And now, those dreadfully interesting, double-headed giants, with their clubs over their shoulders, begin to stride along the boughs in a perfect throng, dragging knights and ladies home for dinner by the hair of their heads. And Jack&mdash;how noble, with his sword of sharpness, and his shoes of swiftness! Again those old meditations come upon me as I gaze up at him; and I debate within myself whether there was more than one Jack (which I am loth to believe possible), or only one genuine original admirable Jack, who achieved all the recorded exploits. Good for Christmas time is the ruddy color of the cloak, in which&mdash;the tree making a forest of itself for her to trip through, with her basket&mdash;Little Red Riding-Hood comes to me one Christmas Eve, to give me information of the cruelty and treachery of that dissembling Wolf who ate her grandmother, without making any impression on his appetite, and then ate her, after making that ferocious joke about his teeth. She was my first love. I felt that if I could have married Little Red Riding-Hood, I should have known perfect bliss. But, it was not to be; and there was nothing for it but to look out the Wolf in the Noah&amp;#039;s Ark there, and put him late in the procession on the table, as a monster who was to be degraded. O the wonderful Noah&amp;#039;s Ark! It was not found seaworthy when put in a washing-tub, and the animals were crammed in at the roof, and needed to have their legs well shaken down before they could be got in, even there&mdash;and then, ten to one but they began to tumble out at the door, which was but imperfectly fastened with a wire latch&mdash;but what was that against it! Consider the noble fly, a size or two smaller than the elephant: the lady-bird, the butterfly&mdash;all triumphs of art! Consider the goose, whose feet were so small, and whose balance was so indifferent, that he usually tumbled forward, and knocked down all the animal creation. Consider Noah and his family, like idiotic tobacco-stoppers; and how the leopard stuck to warm little fingers; and how the tails of the larger animals used gradually to resolve themselves into frayed bits of string! Hush! Again a forest, and somebody up in a tree&mdash;not Robin Hood, not Valentine, not the Yellow Dwarf (I have passed him and all Mother Bunch&amp;#039;s wonders, without mention), but an Eastern King with a glittering scimitar and turban. By Allah! two Eastern Kings, for I see another, looking over his shoulder! Down upon the grass, at the tree&amp;#039;s foot, lies the full length of a coal-black Giant, stretched asleep, with his head in a lady&amp;#039;s lap; and near them is a glass box, fastened with four locks of shining steel, in which he keeps the lady prisoner when he is awake. I see the four keys at his girdle now. The lady makes signs to the two kings in the tree, who softly descend. It is the setting-in of the bright Arabian Nights. Oh, now all common things become uncommon and enchanted to me! All lamps are wonderful; all rings are talismans. Common flower-pots are full of treasure, with a little earth scattered on the top; trees are for Ali Baba to hide in; beef-steaks are to throw down into the Valley of Diamonds, that the precious stones may stick to them, and be carried by the eagles to their nests, whence the traders, with loud cries, will scare them. Tarts are made, according to the recipe of the Vizier&amp;#039;s son of Bussorah, who turned pastrycook after he was set down in his drawers at the gate of Damascus; cobblers are all Mustaphas, and in the habit of sewing up people cut into four pieces, to whom they are taken blindfold. Any iron ring let into stone is the entrance to a cave, which only waits for the magician, and the little fire, and the necromancy, that will make the earth shake. All the dates imported come from the same tree as that unlucky date, with whose shell the merchant knocked out the eye of the genie&amp;#039;s invisible son. All olives are of the stock of that fresh fruit, concerning which the Commander of the Faithful overheard the boy conduct the fictitious trial of the fraudulent olive merchant; all apples are akin to the apple purchased (with two others) from the Sultan&amp;#039;s gardener, for three sequins, and which the tall black slave stole from the child. All dogs are associated with the dog, really a transformed man, who jumped upon the baker&amp;#039;s counter, and put his paw on the piece of bad money. All rice recals the rice which the awful lady, who was a ghoule, could only peck by grains, because of her nightly feasts in the burial-place. My very rocking-horse,&mdash;there he is, with his nostrils turned completely inside-out, indicative of Blood!&mdash;should have a peg in his neck, by virtue thereof to fly away with me, as the wooden horse did with the Prince of Persia, in the sight of all his father&amp;#039;s Court. Yes, on every object that I recognise among those upper branches of my Christmas Tree, I see this fairy light! When I wake in bed, at daybreak, on the cold dark winter mornings, the white snow dimly beheld, outside, through the frost on the window-pane, I hear Dinarzade. &amp;quot; Sister, sister, if you are yet awake, I pray you finish the history of the Young King of the Black Islands.&amp;quot; Scheherazade replies, &amp;quot;If my lord the Sultan will suffer me to live another day, sister, I will not only finish that, but tell you a more wonderful story yet.&amp;quot; Then, the gracious Sultan goes out, giving no orders for the execution, and we all three breathe again. At this height of my tree I begin to see, cowering among the leaves&mdash;it may be born of turkey, or of pudding, or mince pie, or of these many fancies, jumbled with Robinson Crusoe on his desert island, Philip Quarll among the monkeys, Sandford and Merton with Mr. Barlow, Mother Bunch, and the Mask&mdash;or it may be the result of indigestion, assisted by imagination and over-doctoring&mdash;a prodigious nightmare. It is so exceedingly indistinct, that I don&amp;#039;t know why it&amp;#039;s frightful but I know it is. I can only make out that it is an immense array of shapeless things, which appear to be planted on a vast exaggeration of the lazy- tongs that used to bear the toy soldiers, and to be slowly coming close to my eyes, and receding to an immeasurable distance. When it comes closest, it is worst. In connection with it, I descry remembrances of winter nights incredibly long; of being sent early to bed, as a punishment for some small offence, and waking in two hours, with a sensation of having been asleep two nights; of the leaden hopelessness of morning ever dawning; and the oppression of a weight of remorse. And now, I see a wonderful row of little lights rise smoothly out of the ground, before a vast green curtain. Now, a bell rings&mdash;a magic bell, which still sounds in my ears unlike all other bells&mdash;and music plays, amidst a buzz of voices, and a fragrant smell of orange-peel and oil. Anon, the magic bell commands the music to cease, and the great green curtain rolls itself up majestically, and The Play begins! The devoted dog of Montargis avenges the death of his master, foully murdered in the Forest of Bondy; and a humorous Peasant with a red nose and a very little hat, whom I take from this hour forth to my bosom as a friend (I think he was a Waiter or an Hostler at a village Inn, but many years have passed since he and I have met), remarks that the sassigassity of that dog is indeed surprising; and evermore this jocular conceit will live in my remembrance fresh and unfading, overtopping all possible jokes, unto the end of time. Or now, I learn with bitter tears how poor Jane Shore, dressed all in white, and with her brown hair hanging down, went starving through the streets; or how George Barnwell killed the worthiest uncle that ever man had, and was afterwards so sorry for it that he ought to have been let off. Comes swift to comfort me, the Pantomime&mdash;stupendous Phenomenon!&mdash;when Clowns are shot from loaded mortars into the great chandelier, bright constellation that it is; when Harlequins, covered all over with scales of pure gold, twist and sparkle, like amazing fish; when Pantaloon (whom I deem it no irreverence to compare in my own mind to my grandfather) puts red-hot pokers in his pocket, and cries &amp;quot;Here&amp;#039;s somebody coming!&amp;quot; or taxes the Clown with petty larceny, by saying &amp;quot;Now, I sawed you do it!&amp;quot; when Everything is capable, with the greatest ease, of being changed into Anything; and &amp;quot;Nothing is, but thinking makes it so.&amp;quot; Now, too, I perceive my first experience of the dreary sensation&mdash;often to return in after-life&mdash;of being unable, next day, to get back to the dull, settled world; of wanting to live for ever in the bright atmosphere I have quitted; of doting on the little Fairy, with the wand like a celestial Barber&amp;#039;s Pole, and pining for a Fairy immortality along with her. Ah she comes back, in many shapes, as my eye wanders down the branches of my Christmas Tree, and goes as often, and has never yet stayed by me! Out of this delight springs the toy-theatre,&mdash;there it is, with its familiar proscenium, and ladies in feathers, in the boxes!&mdash;and all its attendant occupation with paste and glue, and gum, and water colors, in the getting-up of The Miller and his Men, and Elizabeth, or the Exile of Siberia. In spite of a few besetting accidents and failures (particularly an unreasonable disposition in the respectable Kelmar, and some others, to become faint in the legs, and double up, at exciting points of the drama), a teeming world of fancies so suggestive and all-embracing, that, far below it on my Christmas Tree, I see dark, dirty, real Theatres in the day-time, adorned with these associations as with the freshest garlands of the rarest flowers, and charming me yet. But hark! The Waits are playing, and they break my childish sleep! What images do I associate with the Christmas music as I see them set forth on the Christmas Tree? Known before all the others, keeping far apart from all the others, they gather round my little bed. An angel, speaking to a group of shepherds in a field; some travellers, with eyes uplifted, following a star; a baby in a manger; a child in a spacious temple, talking with grave men; a solemn figure, with a mild and beautiful face, raising a dead girl by the hand; again, near a city-gate, calling back the son of a widow, on his bier, to life; a crowd of people looking through the opened roof of a chamber where he sits, and letting down a sick person on a bed, with ropes; the same, in a tempest, walking on the water to a ship; again, on a sea-shore, teaching a great multitude; again, with a child upon his knee, and other children round; again, restoring sight to the blind, speech to the dumb, hearing to the deaf, health to the sick, strength to the lame, knowledge to the ignorant; again, dying upon a Cross, watched by armed soldiers, a thick darkness coming on, the earth beginning to shake, and only one voice heard. &amp;quot; Forgive them, for they know not what they do!&amp;quot; Still, on the lower and maturer branches of the Tree, Christmas associations cluster thick. School-books shut up; Ovid and Virgil silenced; the Rule of Three, with its cool impertinent enquiries, long disposed of; Terence and Plautus acted no more, in an arena of huddled desks and forms, all chipped, and notched, and inked; cricket-bats, stumps, and balls, left higher up, with the smell of trodden grass and the softened noise of shouts in the evening air; the tree is still fresh, still gay. If I no more come home at Christmas time, there will be girls and boys (thank Heaven!) while the World lasts; and they do! Yonder they dance and play upon the branches of my Tree, God bless them, merrily, and my heart dances and plays too! And I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all come home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday&mdash;the longer, the better&mdash;from the great boarding-school, where we are for ever working at our arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest. As to going a visiting, where can we not go, if we will; where have we not been, when we would; starting our fancy from our Christmas Tree! Away into the winter prospect. There are many such upon the tree! On, by low-lying misty grounds, through fens and fogs, up long hills, winding dark as caverns between thick plantations, almost shutting out the sparkling stars; so, out on broad heights, until we stop at last, with sudden silence, at an avenue. The gate-bell has a deep, half-awful sound in the frosty air; the gate swings open on its hinges; and, as we drive up to a great house, the glancing lights grow larger in the windows, and the opposing rows of trees seem to fall solemnly back on either side, to give us place. At intervals, all day, a frightened hare has shot across this whitened turf; or the distant clatter of a herd of deer trampling the hard frost, has, for the minute, crushed the silence too. Their watchful eyes beneath the fern may be shining now, if we could see them, like the icy dewdrops on the leaves; but they are still, and all is still. And so, the lights growing larger, and the trees falling back before us, and closing up again behind us, as if to forbid retreat, we come to the house. There is probably a smell of roasted chestnuts and other good comfortable things all the time, for we are telling Winter Stories&mdash;Ghost Stories, or more shame for us&mdash;round the Christmas fire; and we have never stirred, except to draw a little nearer to it. But, no matter for that. We came to the house, and it is an old house, full of great chimneys where wood is burnt on ancient dogs upon the hearth, and grim Portraits (some of them with grim Legends, too) lower distrustfully from the oaken panels of the walls. We are a middle-aged nobleman, and we make a generous supper with our host and hostess and their guests&mdash;it being Christmas-time, and the old house full of company&mdash;and then we go to bed. Our room is a very old room. It is hung with tapestry. We don&amp;#039;t like the portrait of a cavalier in green, over the fireplace. There are great black beams in the ceiling, and there is a great black bedstead, supported at the foot by two great black figures, who seem to have come off a couple of tombs in the old Baronial Church in the Park, for our particular accommodation. But, we are not a superstitious nobleman, and we don&amp;#039;t mind. Well! we dismiss our servant, lock the door, and sit before the fire in our dressing-gown, musing about a great many things. At length we go to bed. Well! we can&amp;#039;t sleep. We toss and tumble, and can&amp;#039;t sleep. The embers on the hearth burn fitfully and make the room look ghostly. We can&amp;#039;t help peeping out over the counterpane, at the two black figures and the cavalier&mdash; that wicked-looking cavalier&mdash;in green. In the flickering light, they seem to advance and retire: which, though we are not by any means a superstitious nobleman, is not agreeable. Well! we get nervous&mdash;more and more nervous. We say &amp;quot;This is very foolish, but we can&amp;#039;t stand this; we&amp;#039;ll pretend to be ill, and knock up somebody.&amp;quot; Well! we are just going to do it, when the locked door opens, and there comes in a young woman, deadly pale, and with long fair hair, who glides to the fire, and sits down in the chair we have left there, wringing her hands. Then, we notice that her clothes are wet. Our tongue cleaves to the roof of our mouth, and we can&amp;#039;t speak; but, we observe her accurately. Her clothes are wet; her long hair is dabbled with moist mud; she is dressed in the fashion of two hundred years ago; and she has at her girdle a bunch of rusty keys. Well! there she sits, and we can&amp;#039;t even faint, we are in such a state about it. Presently she gets up, and tries all the locks in the room with the rusty keys, which won&amp;#039;t fit one of them; then, she fixes her eyes on the Portrait of the Cavalier in green, and says, in a low, terrible voice, &amp;quot;The stags know it!&amp;quot; After that, she wrings her hands again, passes the bedside, and goes out at the door. We hurry on our dressing-gown, seize our pistols (we always travel with pistols), and are following, when we find the door locked. We turn the key, look out into the dark gallery; no one there. We wander away, and try to find our servant. Can&amp;#039;t be done. We pace the gallery till daybreak; then return to our deserted room, fall asleep, and are awakened by our servant (nothing ever haunts him) and the shining sun. Well! we make a wretched breakfast, and all the company say we look queer. After breakfast, we go over the house with our host, and then we take him to the Portrait of the Cavalier in green, and then it all comes out. He was false to a young housekeeper once attached to that family, and famous for her beauty, who drowned herself in a pond, and whose body was discovered, after a long time, because the stags refused to drink of the water. Since which, it has been whispered that she traverses the house at midnight (but goes especially to that room where the Cavalier in green was wont to sleep), trying the old locks with her rusty keys. Well! we tell our host of what we have seen, and a shade comes over his features, and he begs it may be hushed up; and so it is. But, it&amp;#039;s all true; and we said so, before we died (we are dead now) to many responsible people. There is no end to the old houses, with resounding galleries, and dismal state-bed-chambers, and haunted wings shut up for many years, through which we may ramble, with an agreeable creeping up our back, and encounter any number of Ghosts, but, (it is worthy of remark perhaps) reducible to a very few general types and classes; for, Ghosts have little originality, and &amp;quot;walk&amp;quot; in a beaten track. Thus, it comes to pass, that a certain room in a certain old hall, where a certain bad Lord, Baronet, Knight, or Gentleman, shot himself, has certain planks in the floor from which the blood will not be taken out. You may scrape and scrape, as the present owner has done, or plane and plane, as his father did, or scrub and scrub, as his grandfather did, or burn and burn with strong acids, as his great-grandfather did, but, there the blood will still be&mdash;no redder and no paler&mdash;no more and no less&mdash;always just the same. Thus, in such another house there is a haunted door, that never will keep open; or another door that never will keep shut; or a haunted sound of a spinning-wheel, or a hammer, or a footstep, or a cry, or a sigh, or a horse&amp;#039;s tramp, or the rattling of a chain. Or else, there is a turret-clock, which, at the midnight hour, strikes thirteen when the head of the family is going to die; or a shadowy, immovable black carriage which at such a time is always seen by somebody, waiting near the great gates in the stable- yard. Or thus, it came to pass how Lady Mary went to pay a visit at a large wild house in the Scottish Highlands, and, being fatigued with her long journey, retired to bed early, and innocently said, next morning, at the breakfast-table, &amp;quot;How odd, to have so late a party last night, in this remote place, and not to tell me of it, before I went to bed!&amp;quot; Then, every one asked Lady Mary what she meant? Then, Lady Mary replied, &amp;quot;Why, all night long, the carriages were driving round and round the terrace, underneath my window!&amp;quot; Then, the owner of the house turned pale, and so did his Lady, and Charles Macdoodle of Macdoodle signed to Lady Mary to say no more, and every one was silent. After breakfast, Charles Macdoodle told Lady Mary that it was a tradition in the family that those rumbling carriages on the terrace betokened death. And so it proved, for, two months afterwards, the Lady of the mansion died. And Lady Mary, who was a Maid of Honour at Court, often told this story to the old Queen Charlotte; by this token that the old King always said, &amp;quot;Eh, eh? What, what? Ghosts, Ghosts? No such thing, no such thing!&amp;quot; And never left off saying so, until he went to bed. Or, a friend of somebody&amp;#039;s, whom most of us know, when he was a young man at college, had a particular friend, with whom he made the compact that, if it were possible for the Spirit to return to this earth after its separation from the body, he of the twain who first died, should reappear to the other. In course of time, this compact was forgotten by our friend; the two young men having progressed in life, and taken diverging paths that were wide asunder. But, one night, many years afterwards, our friend, being in the North of England, and staying for the night in an Inn, on the Yorkshire Moors, happened to look out of bed; and there, in the moonlight, leaning on a Bureau near the window, stedfastly regarding him, saw his old College friend! The appearance being solemnly addressed, replied, in a kind of whisper, but very audibly, &amp;quot;Do not come near me. I am dead. I am here to redeem my promise. I come from another world, but may not disclose its secrets!&amp;quot; Then, the whole form becoming paler, melted, as it were, into the moonlight, and faded away. Or, there was the daughter of the first occupier of the picturesque Elizabethan house, so famous in our neighbourhood. You have heard about her? No! Why, She went out one summer evening, at twilight, when she was a beautiful girl, just seventeen years of age, to gather flowers in the garden; and presently came running, terrified, into the hall to her father, saying, &amp;quot;Oh, dear father, I have met myself!&amp;quot; He took her in his arms, and told her it was fancy, but she said &amp;quot;Oh no! I met myself in the broad walk, and I was pale and gathering withered flowers, and I turned my head, and held them up!&amp;quot; And, that night, she died; and a picture of her story was begun, though never finished, and they say it is somewhere in the house to this day, with its face to the wall. Or, the uncle of my brother&amp;#039;s wife was riding home on horseback, one mellow evening at sunset, when, in a green lane close to his own house, he saw a man, standing before him, in the very centre of the narrow way. &amp;quot;Why does that man in the cloak stand there!&amp;quot; he thought. &amp;quot;Does he want me to ride over him?&amp;quot; But the figure never moved. He felt a strange sensation at seeing it so still, but slackened his trot and rode forward. When he was so close to it, as almost to touch it with his stirrup, his horse shied, and the figure glided up the bank, in a curious, unearthly manner&mdash;backward, and without seeming to use its feet&mdash;and was gone. The uncle of my brother&amp;#039;s wife, exclaiming, &amp;quot;Good Heaven! It&amp;#039;s my cousin Harry, from Bombay!&amp;quot; put spurs to his horse, which was suddenly in a profuse sweat, and, wondering at such strange behaviour, dashed round to the front of his house. There, he saw the same figure, just passing in at the long french window of the drawing-room, opening on the ground. He threw his bridle to a servant, and hastened in after it. His sister was sitting there, alone. &amp;quot;Alice, where&amp;#039;s my cousin Harry?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Your cousin Harry, John?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yes. From Bombay. I met him in the lane just now, and saw him enter here, this instant.&amp;quot; Not a creature had been seen by any one; and in that hour and minute, as it afterwards appeared, this cousin died in India. Or, it was a certain sensible old maiden lady, who died at ninety-nine, and retained her faculties to the last, who really did see the Orphan Boy; a story which has often been incorrectly told, but, of which the real truth is this&mdash;because it is, in fact, a story belonging to our family&mdash;and she was a connexion of our family. When she was about forty years of age, and still an uncommonly fine woman (her lover died young, which was the reason why she never married, though she had many offers), she went to stay at a place in Kent, which her brother, an India-Merchant, had newly bought. There was a story that this place had once been held in trust, by the guardian of a young boy: who was himself the next heir, and who killed the young boy by harsh and cruel treatment. She knew nothing of that. It has been said that there was a Cage in her bed-room in which the guardian used to put the boy. There was no such thing. There was only a closet. She went to bed, made no alarm whatever in the night, and in the morning said composedly to her maid when she came in, &amp;quot;Who is the pretty forlorn-looking child who has been peeping out of that closet all night? &amp;quot; The maid replied by giving a loud scream, and instantly decamping. She was surprised; but, she was a woman of remarkable strength of mind, and she dressed herself and went down stairs, and closeted herself with her brother. &amp;quot;Now, Walter,&amp;quot; she said, &amp;quot;I have been disturbed all night by a pretty, forlorn-looking boy, who has been constantly peeping out of that closet in my room, which I can&amp;#039;t open. This is some trick.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I am afraid not, Charlotte,&amp;quot; said he, &amp;quot;for it is the legend of the house. It is the Orphan Boy. What did he do?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He opened the door softly,&amp;quot; said she, &amp;quot;and peeped out. Sometimes, he came a step or two into the room. Then, I called to him, to encourage him, and he shrunk, and shuddered, and crept in again, and shut the door.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The closet has no communication, Charlotte,&amp;quot; said her brother, &amp;quot;with any other part of the house, and it&amp;#039;s nailed up.&amp;quot; This was undeniably true, and it took two carpenters a whole fore-noon to get it open, for examination. Then, she was satisfied that she had seen the Orphan Boy. But, the wild and terrible part of the story is, that he was also seen by three of her brother&amp;#039;s sons, in succession, who all died young. On the occasion of each child being taken ill, he came home in a heat, twelve hours before, and said, Oh, Mamma, he had been playing under a particular oak-tree, in a certain meadow, with a strange boy&mdash;a pretty, forlorn-looking boy, who was very timid, and made signs! From fatal experience, the parents came to know that this was the Orphan Boy, and that the course of that child whom he chose for his little playmate was surely run. Legion is the name of the German castles, where we sit up alone to wait for the Spectre&mdash;where we are shown into a room, made comparatively cheerful for our reception&mdash;where we glance round at the shadows, thrown on the blank walls by the crackling fire&mdash;where we feel very lonely when the village innkeeper and his pretty daughter have retired, after laying down a fresh store of wood upon the hearth, and setting forth on the small table such supper-cheer as a cold roast capon, bread, grapes, and a flask of old Rhine wine&mdash; where the reverberating doors close on their retreat, one after another, like so many peals of sullen thunder&mdash;and where, about the small hours of the night, we come into the knowledge of divers supernatural mysteries. Legion is the name of the haunted German students, in whose society we draw yet nearer to the fire, while the schoolboy in the corner opens his eyes wide and round, and flies off the foot-stool he has chosen for his seat, when the door accidentally blows open. Vast is the crop of such fruit, shining on our Christmas Tree; in blossom, almost at the very top; ripening all down the boughs! Among the later toys and fancies hanging there&mdash;as idle often and less pure&mdash;be the images once associated with the sweet old Waits, the softened music in the night, ever unalterable! Encircled by the social thoughts of Christmas time, still let the benignant figure of my childhood stand unchanged! In every cheerful image and suggestion that the season brings, may the bright star that rested above the poor roof, be the star of all the Christian world! A moment&amp;#039;s pause, O vanishing tree, of which the lower boughs are dark to me as yet, and let me look once more! I know there are blank spaces on thy branches, where eyes that I have loved, have shone and smiled; from which they are departed. But, far above, I see the raiser of the dead girl, and the Widow&amp;#039;s Son; and God is good! If Age be hiding for me in the unseen portion of thy downward growth, O may I, with a grey head, turn a child&amp;#039;s heart to that figure yet, and a child&amp;#039;s trustfulness and confidence! Now, the tree is decorated with bright merriment, and song, and dance, and cheerfulness. And they are welcome. Innocent and welcome be they ever held, beneath the branches of the Christmas Tree, which cast no gloomy shadow! But, as it sinks into the ground, I hear a whisper going through the leaves. &amp;quot;This, in commemoration of the law of love and kindness, mercy and compassion. This, in remembrance of Me!&amp;quot;</td><td>18501221</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_1850_Christmas_Number/1850-12-21-The_1850_Christmas_Number.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_1850_Christmas_Number/1850-12-21-A_Christmas_Tree.pdf</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>228</td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/items/show/228</td><td>The 1851 Christmas Number</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Published in&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words,&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Vol. IV, Extra Christmas Number, 25 December 1851, pp. 1-24.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td>Dickens, Charles</td><td>&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-iv/page-601.html&quot;&gt;https://www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-iv/page-601.html&lt;/a&gt;.</td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=40&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=1851-12-25&quot;&gt;1851-12-25&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Scanned material from&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Journals Online&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk/&quot; id=&quot;LPNoLPOWALinkPreview&quot; contenteditable=&quot;false&quot; title=&quot;http://www.djo.org.uk&quot;&gt;www.djo.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;vailable under CC BY licence.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=51&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Christmas+Number&quot;&gt;Christmas Number&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>1851-12-25-The_1851_Christmas_Number</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Charles Dickens. 'What Christmas Is, as e Grow Older' (No.1), pp. 1-3.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Richard H. Horne. 'What Christmas is to a Bunch of People' (No.2), pp. 3-7.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Edmund Ollier. 'An Idyl for Christmas In-doors (No.3), pp. 7-8.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Harriet Martineau. 'What Christmas is in Country Places' (No.4), pp. 8-11.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;George Augustus Sala. 'What Christmas is in the Company of John Doe' (No.5), pp. 11-16.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eliza Griffiths. 'The Orphan's Dream of Christmas' (No.6), pp. 16-17.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Samuel Sidney. 'What Christmas is after a Long Absence' (No.7), pp. 17-20.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Theodore Buckley. 'What Christmas is if you Outgrow it' (No.8), pp. 20-23.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Richard H. Horne. 'The Round Game of the Christmas Bowl' (No.9), pp. 23-24.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;span&gt;Dickens, Charles et. al.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;1851 Christmas Number&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span&gt;(25 December 1851). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dickens Search.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; Edited by Emily Bell and Lydia Craig. Accessed [date]. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1851-12-25-The_1851_Christmas_Number&quot;&gt;https://www.dickenssearch.com/christmas-numbers/1851-12-25-The_1851_Christmas_Number&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=94&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=Periodical&quot;&gt;Periodical&lt;/a&gt;</td><td>&lt;a href=&quot;/items/browse?advanced%5B0%5D%5Belement_id%5D=93&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Btype%5D=is+exactly&amp;advanced%5B0%5D%5Bterms%5D=%3Cem%3EHousehold+Words%3C%2Fem%3E&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Household Words&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>Time was, with most of us, when Christmas Day encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek; bound together all our home enjoyments, affections, and hopes; grouped every thing and every one around the Christmas fire; and made the little picture shining in our bright young eyes, complete. Time came, perhaps, all so soon! when our thoughts overleaped that narrow boundary when there was some one (very dear, we thought then, very beautiful, and absolutely perfect) wanting to the fulness of our happiness; when we were wanting too (or we thought so, which did just as well) at the Christmas hearth by which that some one sat; and when we intertwined with every wreath and garland of our life that some one&amp;#039;s name. That was the time for the bright visionary Christmases which have long arisen from us to shew faintly, after summer rain, in the palest edges of the rainbow! That was the time for the beatified enjoyment of the things that were to be, and never were, and yet the things that were so real in our resolute hope that it would be hard to say, now, what realities achieved since, have been stronger! What! Did that Christmas never really come when we and the priceless pearl who was our young choice were received, after the happiest of totally impossible marriages, by the two united families previously at daggers-drawn on our account? When brothers and sisters in law who had always been rather cool to us before our relationship was effected, perfectly doted on us, and when fathers and mothers overwhelmed us with unlimited incomes? Was that Christmas dinner never really eaten, after which we arose, and generously and eloquently rendered honor to our late rival, present in the company, then and there exchanging friendship and forgiveness, and founding an attachment, not surpassed in Greek or Roman story, which subsisted until death? Has that same rival long ceased to care for that same priceless pearl, and married for money, and become usurious? Above all, do we really know, now, that we should probably have been miserable if we had won and worn the pearl, and that we are better without her? That Christmas when we had recently achieved so much fame; when we had been carried in triumph somewhere, for doing something great and good; when we had won an honored and ennobled name, and arrived and were received at home in a shower of tears of joy; is it possible that that Christmas has not come yet? And is our life here, at the best, so constituted that, pausing as we advance at such a noticeable mile-stone in the track as this great birthday, we look back on the things that never were, as naturally and full as gravely as on the things that have been and are gone, or have been and still are? If it be so, and so it seems to be, must we come to the conclusion, that life is little better than a dream, and little worth the loves and strivings that we crowd into it? No! Far be such miscalled philosophy from us, dear Reader, on Christmas Day! Nearer and closer to our hearts be the Christmas spirit, which is the spirit of active usefulness, perseverance, cheerful discharge of duty, kindness, and forbearance! It is in the last virtues especially, that we are, or should be, strengthened by the unaccomplished visions of our youth; for, who shall say that they are not our teachers to deal gently even with the impalpable nothings of the earth! Therefore, as we grow older, let us be more thankful that the circle of our Christmas associations and of the lessons that they bring, expands! Let us welcome every one of them, and summon them to take their places by the Christmas hearth. Welcome, old aspirations, glittering creatures of an ardent fancy, to your shelter underneath the holly! We know you, and have not outlived you yet. Welcome, old projects and old loves, however fleeting, to your nooks among the steadier lights that burn around us. Welcome, all that was ever real to our hearts; and for the earnestness that made you real, thanks to Heaven! Do we build no Christmas castles in the clouds now? Let our thoughts, fluttering like butterflies among these flowers of children, bear witness! Before this boy, there stretches out a Future, brighter than we ever looked on in our old romantic time, but bright with honor and with truth. Around this little head on which the sunny curls lie heaped, the graces sport, as prettily, as airily, as when there was no scythe within the reach of Time to shear away the curls of our first-love. Upon another girl&amp;#039;s face near it placider&mdash;but smiling bright&mdash;a quiet and contented little face, we see Home fairly written. Shining from the word, as rays shine from a star, we see how, when our graves are old, other hopes than ours are young, other hearts than ours are moved; how other ways are smoothed; how other happiness blooms, ripens, and decays&mdash;no, not decays, for other homes and other bands of children, not yet in being nor for ages yet to be, arise, and bloom and ripen to the end of all! Welcome, everything! Welcome, alike what has been, and what never was, and what we hope may be, to your shelter underneath the holly, to your places &amp;#039;round the Christmas fire, where what is sits open-hearted! In yonder shadow, do we see obtruding furtively upon the blaze, an enemy&amp;#039;s face? By Christmas Day we do forgive him! If the injury he has done us may admit of such companionship, let him come here and take his place. If otherwise, unhappily, let him go hence, assured that we will never injure nor accuse him. On this day, we shut out Nothing! &amp;quot;Pause,&amp;quot; says a low voice. &amp;quot;Nothing? Think!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;On Christmas Day, we will shut out from our fireside, Nothing.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Not the shadow of a vast City where the withered leaves are lying deep?&amp;quot; the voice replies. &amp;quot;Not the shadow that darkens the whole globe? Not the shadow of the City of the Dead?&amp;quot; Not even that. Of all days in the year, we will turn our faces towards that City upon Christmas Day, and from its silent hosts bring those we loved, among us. City of the Dead, in the blessed name wherein we are gathered together at this time, and in the Presence that is here among us according to the promise, we will receive, and not dismiss, thy people who are dear to us! Yes. We can look upon these children angels that alight, so solemnly, so beautifully, among the living children by the fire, and can bear to think how they departed from us. Entertaining angels unawares, as the Patriarchs did, the playful children are unconscious of their guests; but we can see them&mdash;can see a radiant arm around one favorite neck, as if there were a tempting of that child away. Among the celestial figures there is one, a poor mis-shapen boy on earth, of a glorious beauty now, of whom his dying mother said it grieved her much to leave him here, alone, for so many years as it was likely would elapse before he came to her&mdash;being such a little child. But he went quickly, and was laid upon her breast, and in her hand she leads him. There was a gallant boy, who fell, far away, upon a burning sand beneath a burning sun, and said, &amp;quot;Tell them at home, with my last love, how much I could have wished to kiss them once, but that I died contented and had done my duty!&amp;quot; Or there was another, over whom they read the words, &amp;quot;Therefore we commit his body to the dark!&amp;quot; and so consigned him to the lonely ocean and sailed on. Or there was another who lay down to his rest in the dark shadow of great forests, and, on earth, awoke no more. O shall they not, from sand and sea and forest, be brought home at such a time! There was a dear girl&mdash;almost a woman&mdash;never to be one&mdash;who made a mourning Christmas in a house of joy, and went her trackless way to the silent City. Do we recollect her, worn out, faintly whispering what could not be heard, and falling into that last sleep for weariness? O look upon her now! O look upon her beauty, her serenity, her changeless youth, her happiness! The daughter of Jairus was recalled to life, to die; but she, more blest, has heard the same voice, saying unto her, &amp;quot;Arise for ever!&amp;quot; We had a friend who was our friend from early days, with whom we often pictured the changes .&amp;#039;that were to come upon our lives, and merrily imagined how we would speak, and walk, and think, and talk, when we came to be old. His destined habitation in the City of the Dead received him in his prime. Shall he be shut out from our Christmas remembrance? Would his love have so excluded us? Lost friend, lost child, lost parent, sister, brother, husband, wife, we will not so discard you! You shall hold your cherished places /in our Christmas hearts, and by our Christmas fires; and in the season of immortal hope, and on the birthday of immortal mercy, we will shut out Nothing! The winter sun goes down over town and village; on the sea it makes a rosy path, as if the Sacred tread were fresh upon the water. A few more moments, and it sinks, and night comes on, and lights begin to sparkle in the prospect. On the hill-side beyond the shapelessly- diffused town, and in the quiet keeping of the trees that gird the village-steeple, remembrances are cut in stone, planted in common flowers, growing in grass, entwined with lowly brambles around many a mound of earth. In town and village, there are doors and windows closed against the weather, there are flaming logs heaped high, there are joyful faces, there is healthy music of voices. Be all ungentleness and harm excluded from the temples of the Household Gods, but be those remembrances admitted with tender encouragement! They are of the time and all its comforting and peaceful reassurances; and of the history that reunited even upon earth the living and the dead; and of the broad beneficence and goodness that too many men have tried to tear to narrow shreds.</td><td>18511225</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_1851_Christmas_Number/1851-12-25-The_1851_Christmas_Number.pdf; https://dickenssearch.com/files/original/8/The_1851_Christmas_Number/1851-12-25-What_Christmas_Is_As_We_Grow_Older.pdf</td><td></td></tr></table>